Wood looked at me and nodded with satisfaction: "Billy, do you know that your personality is very similar to your aunt Jenny, she is not only beautiful, but also a woman with affection and righteousness. My love for her has never been a little indifferent for more than 20 years, because she deserves my love. Fischer could beat her, scold her, seduce her, deceive her, and let her marry into a wealthy family, but her love for me has never wavered in the slightest, and such a loving and righteous woman is worth pursuing for a lifetime. Luna is cold on the outside, in fact, I can see that she likes you very much, and as a father I want you to come together. Because I always believe that love has nothing to do with origin, status, race, and education. ”

Wood's words made my blood surge, yes, Luna has always been a goddess in my heart. Anne likes Piyu, she and her father both believe that Piyu is the best candidate for a daughter-in-law, but at this moment I suddenly understand that I can't lie to myself anymore, Piyu is the best playmate in my heart, Luna is the person I am willing to stay with for the rest of my life, she is the moon goddess in my heart.

After a brief tidying up, we set off again, this time, only this time we went from two to three, and Eddie joined.

Eddie regarded me as the old fairy who taught the Bama people the secret arts, and when he saw him call me one by one, my heart was overjoyed, and Eddie asked me, "Old fairy, what's your name?" ”

I said casually: "My name is called Immortal, but I have been to many places, and people have added a lot of nicknames to me, and now my nickname has become like a footwrap, smelly and long, what do they call me, 'Great Light, Correct, Frank, Selfless, Perfect, the First Immortal of the Ancient World, the First Person of the Ages, the Sword Roars Kyushu, Breaking the Sky, The Wind Rises in the Dragon City, The Sword Comes to the Phoenix Road, The Nine Star Hegemony, The Hundred Lian Soars, The Emperor Fights the Emperor, The Dragon Blood God of War, Nonsense Nine New Immortals'." ”

Eddie said disapprerovingly, "If you want me to say, you are worthy of the honorific title of these cows." ”

When Eddie said that, it made me blush a little. And I knew that sooner or later the lie would be exposed, and besides, I gradually realized that this day seemed to be today, because as we walked, Eddie began to ask questions endlessly.

"Old fairy, how old are you this year? In addition to the secret techniques of controlling birds, driving snakes and subduing wolves, what other secret techniques do you have? I can control the birds now, but I don't understand why when I blow the whistle, the birds will do my bidding. Why does my bird control sometimes work and sometimes it doesn't? I can summon parrots now, so can I summon other birds? Can we Bama summon other animals, such as kangaroos or something? Are there any tribes that can summon koalas? Haha, if the koala can also be summoned, will it kill the inheritor in a hurry, this guy is always so slow? Why did you stipulate that only one person per clan was allowed to pass on the secret arts? Where did you go when you left? Why is it hundreds of years to walk away? Why are you back now? Is it coming back to visit us, or is there something else? It's been hundreds of years, how can you be so young? Could it be that you have taken the elixir of immortality? Is there a god like you in this world? Where do you immortals usually live? Didn't you wear a wide robe with big sleeves before, and how do you wear it like this now, just like those outsiders? We let those outsiders stay, why would they rob us of our place instead? You also have their guns, this gun is very powerful, how it is made, why flames and smoke come out of the muzzle......"

Eddie chattered and asked, I felt that every question was not something I could answer, I found that my head was a little big, this Eddie had been wandering alone in the wasteland for ten years, in addition to eating, drinking, and lazar, he was pondering and blowing the whistle, and it was easy to catch a person who could speak, but he claimed to be the old fairy he was most inclined to, and he wanted to ask all the questions, but he could understand.

It's just that I, the immortal, am a fake immortal, that is, I don't know any secret arts, and I don't know much about the affairs of the indigenous people, but as for the things of the fairy world, I know some, because only the things of the fairy world can talk nonsense.

I was scratching my ears and cheeks at Eddie's question, and I was about to go crazy when I saw a group of kangaroos foraging in front of me in the distance, so I motioned for Add to shut up, and then crouched down behind a bush.

Eddie asked, "Old fairy, what's so nice about a group of kangaroos?" ”

I said, "Add, don't you know how to control birds, let me see what you're capable of!" ”

Addison said, "Old fairy, are you observing me?" Without waiting for me to answer, Add grabbed the whistle hanging on his chest, and a melodious whistle was heard.

When the kangaroos heard the whistle, they were obviously startled and were about to leave, but finally they just looked around and looked down again.

I listened to the whistle in my ears, and it was really intoxicating.

The whistle is tactful, such as the spring breeze blowing through the green field, such as the drizzle falling into the bamboo forest, such as the sound of frogs, such as the sound of the waves, such as the cold spring into the stream, such as the meteor flying by.

I seemed to see a group of children smiling and jumping on the grass chasing kites, and I saw a few thrushes singing on the branches......

With a bang, a cloud rose up in the forest in the distance, swinging and stretching like a beauty's streamer in the sky. Wood and I knew that the freaked birds were here again. That's right, in the blink of an eye, tens of thousands of parrots were hovering in my sky, chirping non-stop, and the sky was a little dark.

Eddie didn't realize it, and continued to blow the whistle selflessly, and suddenly, the whistle changed sharply, like a storm crashing on the shore, a thunderbolt soaring, dragons and tigers, swords intersecting, and a group of galloping horses also turned their hooves and flashed their palms, galloping past.

The parrots seemed to hear the roaring war drums, and immediately turned into sharp arrows and pounced on the group of kangaroos.

When the kangaroo saw the parrots flying overhead, he realized that something was wrong, and wanted to jump up and escape, but he was immediately surrounded by the dense crowd in front of him. The slightly larger kangaroo jumped up, trying to play its unique vertical advantage and escaped, but after a jump, it fell heavily to the ground.

The flock of birds immediately flooded over, and not even one of the kangaroos escaped, but only screamed a few times in despair, and all of them lost their lives. When the flock of birds jumped into the air, the white bones of more than a dozen kangaroos lay there crookedly, like freshly unearthed fossils.

Wood and I looked at all this in front of us, and couldn't say a word, but in my heart, I kept repeating two words: demon, what a fucking demon, what kind of ancient secret art is this, I really don't know how the old fairy studied this thing back then. Snake repellent, bird control, and, of course, there was a wolf in Mount Baril, and I can't imagine what it would be like for countless wolves to appear in the wasteland.

"Old fairy, do you think my bird control technique is still reasonable?" Eddie said to me triumphantly.

I said to myself: "It's reasonable, it's too reasonable, who would dare to say it with such a large group of cuties!" Whoever can't say it, let him try it! ”

Eddie didn't understand the meaning behind my words, he must have thought I was complimenting him, so he danced with his hands, "Old fairy, I heard that there is a saying that a generation is stronger than a generation, when I was a child, I saw the previous generation of our Bama clan blowing a whistle to summon birds, but he could only summon a few hundred at a time, and now I can summon tens of thousands of birds." You said, why didn't the old Bama let me practice for an extra month, and those tribesmen didn't approve of letting me blow the whistle for one more day on the grounds of fucking fairness, but the sky paid off, I was the talented Bama tribe, and my bird-control skills were better than the blue, and sooner or later, I would take these birds to find the Bama tribe, and let these birds eat all the Bama eggs. ”

Eddie said lightly, but it sounded thrilling to me. I seemed to see that Eddie walked in front of the Bama community, and he sat on a rock, and blew his whistle, and the whistle was melodious, and the melodious whistle attracted the Bama people, and they looked at Eddie, and their faces were like ashes. The flock of birds circled above their heads, like a whirlpool, like a giant mouth, and when Eddie blew the whistle of attack, the birds fell like snow, but in between the rise and fall, the Bama people who had just been alive turned into white bones.

I couldn't help but shiver as a strong urge to urinate hit.

"Bugs, bugs, is that you!" I followed the prestige, and a petite figure ran towards us in the distance. Looking at the person's skin color and clothing, I concluded that the person was an aborigine, and I couldn't help but feel a little strange in my heart, I didn't know many aboriginal people.

When the man approached, I realized that it was the little acacia.

She ran to us out of breath, "Bugs, Mr. Wood, I am scared to death, I saw the birds flying this way, they must have obeyed the call of that Bama scum, gathered here, I had a premonition that the birds were attacking you, so I ran over desperately, thank God, you are safe, not eaten by those birds." Hey, who are you? I thought it was a monkey at first. ”

Xiao Hehuan only found Eddie next to us at this time, Eddie has long hair and beard, living like a wild man, Xiao Hehuan naturally failed to find Eddie, a fellow of the same clan, in time.

I found that the girl's train of thought was really the same, and Eddie listened to every word of the little acacia's nerves, and no matter how much I squeezed my eyebrows, she didn't realize that there was anything wrong.

As everyone knows, her first sentence revealed the old bottom of my fake fairy, and then scolded Eddie as a scum, which is all over.

Eddie's face became ugly as he looked at Xiao Hehuan, "Thank God, thanks to the Bama people, I was lucky to have been in the wasteland for ten years, and I didn't become a monkey. ”

"Hey, why do you speak Bama, are you also Bamaan? You don't look like a bug, you don't look like Mr. Wood, but you look like us Bama, except that your hair and beard are too long. Who the hell are you? Xiao Hehuan asked.

"Hehe, I'm the Bama scum you just talked about."

"You're Add!" The little acacia was shocked.

Eddie laughed maniacally, the expression on his face distorted, "Yes, it seems that the Bama people really think of me and remember me all the time." Do you know what vows I made when I left the Bama community? ”

Xiao Hehuan raised his head and said: "Of course I remember that when you left the tribe, you said that one day, you would return to the tribe and kill all the Bama. Not only are you trying to kill Bama now, but you are controlling the birds to eat the worms and Mr. Wood's camels, and I saw the skeleton of a large wild boar on the road, which must have been eaten by the birds, I am worried...... I was worried about Mr. Wood, so I hurried over, but I didn't expect you to control the birds and eat a group of kangaroos. ”

"It's good that you, little Bama, can remember my oath, you have two choices now, take me to find the Bama tribe, I can spare your life, and the other is that I will summon the birds to eat you now."

"Eat it, I'm afraid you won't make it. Although the old Bama is kind, he is too cowardly, and the Bama people are never greedy for life and afraid of death. Do you think that you will be great if you know how to control birds, you have learned the art of bird control, which just proves that you are a thief, you are not only the first thief in the Bama group, but also the biggest thief, because you stole the Bama relics! You have put all your people to shame! He actually played prestige in front of the Bama people! ”

"I'm just going to shake my might, I'm the chosen one, and if I blow the whistle, I can eat you damned Bama people." Add said as he took a step.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Hehuan was not only not afraid, but took two steps upward, and seeing that he was about to bump into Eddie, Eddie had to retreat back. Xiao Hehuan said: "When the old fairy passed on the secret art of bird control to our people, it was to let our people protect themselves, and I heard the old Bama say that although we Bama people have the secret art of bird control, they still rely on their own labor to obtain food, men hunt, women pick. In the past, those chosen sons were the Optimus Prime of the entire race, and with them, the Bama people were not afraid of the sky falling. As for you, not only did you steal the Bama Relic, but now you have to use the Bird Control Secret Technique to eat all the Ba people, are you also worthy of being called the Chosen One? If you want me to say, not only are you not worthy to be called the Chosen One, but you are not even worthy to be called a Bama. ”

Eddie stammered like a bamboo bean on a bamboo tube, and at that moment, I suddenly felt that this little acacia was a bit like Piyu, a proper indigenous version of the runaway girl.

Xiao Hehuan still didn't seem to feel satisfied, and continued: "If the old immortal back then was here, and saw you, the scum of the Bama clan, using the secret technique he taught to oppress the same clan in turn, I don't know what to be angry with you. ”

Eddie pointed at me with a cold face, "The old fairy is here, we can ask him to judge now!" ”

The little acacia looked at Eddie as if he had discovered a new world, "Add, what did you say?" Haha, I'm laughing to death. Eddie, did you let the donkey kick in your head, he is a worm, his name is Shen Worm, he is a good friend of Old Bama, when did he become an old fairy? ”

Addici said: "How is he not an old immortal, he knows my name, knows my experience, knows almost everything of our Bama people, how can he not be an old immortal...... But just now said this, Eddie suddenly understood, understood that he had been fooled, he looked at me angrily: "This little Bama called you worms, what do you call yourself' great light, correct, frank, selfless, perfect, the first immortal in the primeval world, the first person in the ages, the sword roars in Kyushu, the fight breaks through the sky, the wind rises in the dragon city, the sword comes to the phoenix, the nine-star hegemon, Bailian Soaring, Emperor Heaven Battle Venerable, Dragon Blood God of War, Nonsense Nine New Immortals', are all lying to me? ”

I really admire Eddie's memory, the string of honorific names I talked nonsense, this guy actually said it word for word. I tried to squeeze out a smile in the face of his questioning, "Add, that's what's wrong with you!" ”

Add said angrily, "What's wrong with me? ”

"You called me a fairy at the beginning, why did you say that I lied to you!"

"I call you a fairy, are you shamelessly pretending?" Eddie said.

"This is not a pretence, the key is that you said that you have a nose and eyes, I believe it, you said that the gods are black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin, do you see that I am not like this, not to mention, you call out my name as soon as you call out, my previous name was Shen Xian, my father told me that people should dare to be the first in the world, and then I changed my name to Shen Worm. You screamed one by one, of course I thought you knew me. Oh, so you fooled me. ”

Eddie's nose was about to be crooked, and he laughed angrily, "You said your name is Shen Xian?" ”

"Of course, I am Chinese, Shen is my surname, first my name, everyone who knows me knows, sometimes I can't remember my name, but my surname will not be forgotten." Even this Mr. Wood knows it. I said with a sense of confidence.

"Bastard, you have no reason to amuse me!"

"Eddie, you are not sorry, from morning to now, I gave you jerky when you were hungry, I comforted you when you cried, you want to go to Barrier to see the excitement, I will accompany you, is there anything better than me in the world to you, you can't beat a rake!"

Add was going mad with rage, and he grabbed the whistle on his chest!