Chapter 165: Du Fu with a score of 400 in the college entrance examination?

At this time, after Sa Beining made a little joke on the stage, he asked Wu Bai again.

Netizens all say that Wu Bai is now a great talent who has made a chapter, and there was a song "If there is no Li Bai" that spread all over the Internet. Then I'm going to test Wu Bai's ability to export chapters today and see if I can compare to my Xiaosa. ”

As soon as he said this, the host Long Yang on the side suddenly ridiculed.

"Compared to you, it must be easy to crush! As for whether it was you or Wu Bai who was crushed? Don't you have a count in your heart? ”

With such a joke, the audience burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was immediately relaxed several degrees.

Among them, Wu Bai smiled at this time, looking like he was listening to it.

Sa Beining looked at it, and immediately said the topic of this time.

"Last time Wu Bai said Li Bai, how do you think of the poet Saint Du Fu? Shixian Shisheng, at least you have to make a pair, right? ”

As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room immediately discussed.

"Oh my God, that's a tough question!"

"Yes, Li Bai has already spoken so well before, so if you talk about Du Fu in the same form, I'm afraid it won't reach the same height as last time, right?"

"This topic is simply poisonous, and make a pair, what does Xiao Sa think, what if he stumps his brother?"

"Oh my God, I'm already secretly worried about my brother's performance."

......

At this time, everyone focused on Wu Bai on the stage, and saw Wu Bai gently hook the corners of his mouth, and then smiled.

"Then it's ugly."

This clearly means that the challenge should be met.

Hearing this, Sa Beining and Long Yang on the side were full of anticipation in their eyes.

I saw Wu Bai slowly walking to the middle of the stage and began to tell in a voice full of stories.

"In 735 AD, a very calm historical year, in Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Tang Empire, a twenty-four-year-old young man sighed and scolded his mother in Ho Nan dialect, because he had just checked the results of the college entrance examination in Jingzhao Shangshu Province."

Speaking of this, Wu Bai deliberately paused and said the rest of the content.

"It's only four hundred."

As soon as the words came out, many viewers in the audience couldn't help laughing.

After all, the college entrance examination score and 400 points, two very modern language wordings, were used on historical figures at once, as if they had their own cute points, and they immediately succeeded in amusing everyone.

At this time, even Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage couldn't help laughing.

Everyone listened to Wu Bai's voice and continued to ring.

"This scumbag who is in the first place, or the scumbag in the eyes of the judge teacher of the Tang Empire, is called Du Fu."

As soon as these words came out, the audience at the scene laughed like crazy again.

And the live broadcast room is even more crazy to brush wave after wave of 666.

I never thought that compared with the last time [if there was no Li Bai], this time Wu Bai's way of introducing Du Fu would be so humorous and modern.

Moreover, for the students in the audience, the words "scholar" and "scumbag" are inherently intimate.

And this scumbag turned out to be the poet saint Du Fu who has been admired by everyone for thousands of years.

This time it has attracted the attention of countless people.

At this time, the backstage host Kang Hui was also in the list, and he couldn't help but sigh at this time.

"Putting aside the humorous and funny elements, it is the real history, in 735 AD, Du Fu did not take the scientific examination."

At this time, Kang Hui looked at it, and Wu Bai in the display screen chuckled.

"At that time, the college entrance examination was very cruel, there was no adjustment, you wanted to transfer to Lanxiang after you were not admitted to the undergraduate program?"

Wu Bai paused, and then said the next sentence seriously.

"Is that a dream or obediently buy a train ticket and go back to He Nan's hometown for tutoring!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed even more.

Several students at the scene even laughed and covered their stomachs.

God, in the Tang Dynasty, the modern words such as Lanxiang train tickets appeared, which hit the laughter of countless people at once.

The live broadcast room began to swipe the screen frantically.

"Oh my God, is this real history? Is Wu Bai talking nonsense? ”

"You get out of the front row, how can my brother talk nonsense?"

"History students come to report and say exactly the same thing as real history, but it's so interesting......

"Yes, Du Fu has always been quite down, and he was only discovered after he died. …”

The barrage has long been aroused by Wu Bai's speech.

And at this moment, Wu Bai on the stage still said calmly.

This year, compared with the down-and-out Du Fu, many poets of the same era have become famous, turning rivers and seas in the poetry world, exuding fierce energy.

At that time, the famous fierce man Zhang Jiuling was becoming the prime minister, and was brewing his new work 'The moon is born on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time'. Every time his official account is updated, a group of people 'like!' ''Looking!'' ''The book makes the adults so good, Mo Mo Da'. ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Like" and "watching", the way of liking in the modern circle of friends, was suddenly placed on the literati of the Tang Dynasty, and everyone couldn't help laughing.

And Wu Bai on the stage was still not affected by the audience at all, and continued to speak.

"A scholar named Wang Wei, as the top student in the college entrance examination, has already supervised the imperial history. His fans are growing rapidly, including Princess Ah Jiu......"

"A classmate named Wang Changling has been admitted to the erudite macro vocabulary course, and is called 'superb' by contemporary people. His representative work 'Qin Shi Mingyue Han Shi Guan' swept the poetry circle, and his official account is also very active, often engaging in mutual promotion with various big Vs.

"Even Li Bai, who is the worst mixed, has already released "Wuqi Song" and "Shu Dao Difficulty" in the imperial capital, which have been widely forwarded and become famous."

"Don't look at Li Da V, who has no public office and no WeChat official account, but he already has high-end elite fans such as He Zhizhang - that's right, it is He Zhizhang who "February spring breeze is like scissors". Their status and fame all killed the young Du Fu in seconds. ”

"Although Du Fu also opened a WeChat public account [Zimei's Poems], his popularity is bleak, his fans are pitiful, and the number of readers always hovers in the single digits."

Du Fu silently followed their WeChat public account. Alas, it would be nice to be able to play with these local tyrants. ”

And as soon as these words came out, Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage also reacted, and there was shock in their eyes.

Under the humorous and witty way of speaking, Wu Bai unconsciously stated the topic he wanted to talk about.

It is clear that he is a great figure in history, unknown during his lifetime, and famous after his death.

Under the humorous and witty words, he was clearly saying that Du Fu was so lonely and miserable in his life, how stormy and adrift, and how sad he was!