Chapter 169: Beginning of School, Wu Bai is also!
As soon as these words came out, they immediately aroused the infinite curiosity of the audience and netizens in the live broadcast room.
What will it be like if Wu Bai presides?
"My brother doesn't seem to have tried the style of hosting yet!"
"I don't dare to think about it. Wu Bai is an anchor after all, how can he host? ”
"But my brother speaks clearly, I like to listen to him, of course I prefer to listen to him sing!"
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Seeing that the two hosts proposed like this, Wu Bai naturally had nothing to blame, and agreed with a smile.
"Okay, I'm going to expand my new skill zone."
When the words fell, Sa Beining and Long Yang both smiled.
At this time, Sa Beining had already thought of a good topic and said.
"Let's take today as an example that we are on the first day of school on September 1st, when the annual school season arrives and students enter the campus. Under such a theme, how would you host Wu Bai? ”
As soon as the question came out, I saw Wu Bai bow his head, as if he was thinking about it, and then spoke.
"Dear viewers and friends, we will not take a holiday if the earth does not explode, and we will not rest until the universe is restarted."
As soon as this novel way of broadcasting came out, it immediately attracted the attention of netizens in the audience and the live broadcast room.
Seems interesting, huh?
At this time, everyone followed Wu Bai and listened to him continue.
"It's the beginning of the school season again, and kindergartens, primary and secondary schools have opened in the past few days.
There is a saying that if you train in the military, it will be a sunny day, and if you have a holiday, it will be a rainy day.
If you work hard to do your homework, it's the day before school starts. If you don't work hard to do your homework, you will meet the iron-faced selfless Bao Qingtian. ”
As soon as this paragraph came out of the audience, those students immediately burst out laughing.
Several students laughed even more at this time.
"Yes, yes, yes, that's what I looked like yesterday, and I did five homework in one day!"
"Brother Wu Bai also understands us too well, is this my personal understanding?"
"Ah no, I heard that Brother Wu Bai never seems to do his homework, because he can do it at a glance!"
At this time, even the students in the audience couldn't help laughing, let alone the audience in the live broadcast room at this time.
"Is this sure it's hosting? Awesome! ”
"My goodness! What else can you say? It sounds like it still rhymes."
"Do you see my brother's exposed dimples? You see, this guy must be skinning, saying it so funny! ”
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Just when everyone laughed, Wu Bai stood on the stage and said seriously.
"In the past few days, various school opening dramas have also been staged as scheduled.
For example, the romance film "My Romance with Summer Vacation", the suspense film "The Mystery of the Disappearance of Summer Vacation Homework", and the horror film "What to Do with the Teacher and His Students Who Didn't Complete Their Homework"
As soon as these few words came out. Sa Beining and Long Yang on the stage suddenly burst out laughing.
Long Yang felt even more fun in his heart.
I thought he was a serious scholar, but I didn't expect Wu Bai to always have strange ideas.
And Sa Beining on the side had a flash of inspiration in his mind after a burst of smiles.
A new idea popped up.
You must know that the audience of Sheep TV is very wide, but the ratings are not necessarily high.
On the one hand, it is because the broadcast method has always been high, popular, professional and positive.
The ratings of several programs have been declining year by year, and some programs are already facing the level of banning.
He has a show in his hand, and he is facing the same dilemma right now.
At this time, looking at Wu Bai's improvisation, his eyes lit up even more.
Thinking about it, Sa Beining couldn't help but look at the director in the audience, and found that the director in the audience also had a sparkle in his eyes.
It seems that the two of them have already thought of going together at this time.
At this moment, Wu Bai looked at the reaction of the audience, and the corners of his mouth also smiled slightly.
You must know that there is no Uncle Guangquan in this era.
So the way of broadcasting like this joker is also unprecedented.
Now he continued.
"There is also an inspirational article "Forgetting to Eat When Doing Homework is Getting Better", and there is also a bitter film "Reluctant to Break with a Mobile Phone".
"The detective film "Who Copied Whose Summer Vacation Homework Has the Same Wrong Answer", the action movie "Look at My Thunderbolt Method", and the cartoon "Nezha Only Wrote Half of His Homework Before Going to the Sea".
And as soon as this paragraph was broadcast, the audience was even more hilarious.
"Oh my God, this is the voice of my school every year!"
"Did Wu Bai install a camera in my house?!"
"Why is it exactly the same as my situation?"
"I didn't think my brother was so funny before! This is the first lesson of the school year, and this humor can't be suppressed, right? ”
"It's amazing, it's amazing, am I a fan? Simply a versatile person! Sometimes serious, sometimes humorous, sometimes hilarious! ”
"Take the initiative to expose yourself, then I am an action movie!"
"Action Movie+1"
"Bitter Film+1"
And at this moment, Wu Bai said the following content in a serious manner.
"Some students say that now they simply can't speak Chinese, mathematics collapses, biology is chicken, physics is broken, history is not memorized, English is decadent, chemistry is very drunk, sports are fine, and martial arts are all wasted."
"This kind of pain penetrates through the heart and lungs, and you want to cry without tears, so that you can clearly realize that time is urgent, opportunities are precious, cherish time, and if you don't advance, you will retreat."
"Some parents said that they really dislike each other if they don't start school, and they can't hide their inner joy on the way to send their children to school, and they are filled with happiness everywhere, and they are really happy like a child."
As soon as this passage came out, the teacher Long Yang on the side laughed even more.
"I feel the same way, that's how my mother sent my brother to study! I'm laughing to death! ”
And the primary school students below were already looking at Wu Bai on the stage with bright eyes.
"My brother understands me too well, I'm just a complete waste of martial arts!"
"It's exactly the same, when did you come to my house and install a camera?!"
"I'm stunned, isn't that me?!"
"This is a school joker, it's amazing!"
"I'm proud to turn myself in, laughing, that's how I am!"
And the comments of netizens in the Internet live broadcast room at this time have diverged to the boundless.
"I feel like I'm being connotated!"
"If there is such a host, I think the sign language teacher will probably be angry!"
"Hello upstairs, if Wu Bai is the host, the sign language teacher will probably be able to practice peerless martial arts!"
"Then I look at the audience of the sign language teacher, I'm afraid I have to wonder if the sign language teacher has epilepsy!"
"Comrades, I read your comments, I'm already laughing like crazy!"
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At this moment, Wu Bai on the stage didn't seem to be affected by anyone, and calmly ended up at this time.
"Put away your childish face, put on your back the bags you are seeking, sleep on the third watch, and get up on the fifth watch, the new semester will run to the ocean of knowledge."
After that, there was a burst of applause and thunder at the scene.