Chapter 12: Are You Treating Me as a Fool?
With a means of transportation, no one wants to continue walking, at least Boomer doesn't plan to use it.
"M capsules, all of which are enjoyment-type universal capsules developed by our company, are for those who are wealthy, because most of the internal facilities are secretly commissioned to manufacture, so there are few in circulation on the market, and even if there is, the price is very high!" With a fruit in one hand and a capsule snatched from Oolong in the other, Boomer watched Oolong and Goku frantically sweep through the food and introduce it to me.
Throwing the pit far away, Boomer pressed the capsule's starter.
Looking at the double-decker luxury family wagon in front of me, Boomer and I set our eyes on the oolong who had eaten too much and was lying on the ground with corpses. Boomer, in particular, has begun to glow green in her eyes, which is because her eyes have turned green from anger! Because of the oolong's concealment, Boomer endured the dry air and the scorching sun in the scorching noon, walking step by step for 3 hours!! How can she not be angry! If the capsule is residential, it's okay to say, but it's a two-in-one RV for travel and living. I've already started praying for oolongs!
"Beep beep!" Boomer took a deep breath, resisted the urge to scold, and whispered such a sound that reached Oolong's ears, making him feel like he heard the murmur of a demon.
"I.... How did I offend you? Oolong's face changed, and the cold sweat came down! Covering his stomach, he looked at Boomer with an ugly face, and forced out a smile, but he asked if it looked more ugly than crying.
Boomer didn't speak, just continued to make a "beep-beep" sound.
In the end, Oolong cursed loudly and rushed into the pile of stones, I calmly blocked my nose with a paper ball, and also blocked my nose for Goku, who was still eating. Goku, who was already hungry and going crazy, looked in the direction where Oolong had disappeared, accepted my help, and continued to stuff something into his bottomless stomach. His calm expression made me feel very painful.
Boomer looked at the pile of stones, which kept ringing with a 'crackling' sound, and then looked at Goku's unaffected eating action, and felt like throwing up. With a cold snort, Boomer opened the car door and walked in.
"I will never provoke women in the future!" After Goku made sure that Boomer was gone, he said to me very seriously.
"This, this is a special case, there are still a lot of gentle women! For example, the little girl yesterday. "Worried that Goku's sexuality would have a terrible problem, and that several important people in the later period would not be able to be born into this world, I explained to Goku with a sneer. If Goku becomes the BL that those rotten girls expect because of this, my sin will be great!
Wukong thought about it, compared the little girl who didn't know the name with Boomer, and his face finally got better.
With a sigh of relief, I wiped the cold sweat that I didn't know when, and made up my mind that when I met the turtle immortal in the future, I would ask him to teach Wukong some things between men and women! Otherwise, this guy might do something that gives me a headache again! If Gohan and Goten hadn't been born in the future, I don't know if the world would have collapsed!
After dark, Oolong crawled back to the car, and when he returned, Boomer had already prepared his meal.
Glancing at Oolong sympathetically, Goku and I didn't stop what we were doing. Boomer put down the coffee in his hand and said to Oolong: "Forget it this time, if you still have something hidden!" I'll let you have diarrhea until you die! ”
"Yes, I see, I don't have anything to hide!" Oolong lay on the table, trembling and eating, as for whether he was really afraid of Boomer and didn't dare to disobey, hehe, it is estimated that people who know him will not believe it, this girl is a master who remembers eating and not remembering! Seeing that he had just regained a little strength, and his eyes were rolling around, I knew that this pig was worthy of being created based on Zhu Bajie, lazy, greedy for money and lustful, greedy for life and afraid of death, selfish, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard! He's got it all!
However, I don't care about him, I don't care about myself, I don't care! Anyway, with me here, he doesn't want to take the initiative to take advantage of Boomer! As for Boomer's own big giveaway, I can't help it!
Bulma was very satisfied with his attitude, and did not pity him, and finally let Oolong go, and after seriously warning us not to go up and peek at himself in the shower, he ran into the bathroom very happily. Soon I heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, which made Oolong's eyes turn faster! But the bathroom was next to the dining hall, and he didn't have a chance to peek at it at all.
My ears moved, hehe smiled, Leping this guy is still here!
"What are you doing in the Pot Mountain?" After eating, Oolong felt bored and began to chat with Goku, who was very easy to get along with, to pass the time, and of course there was a reason to inquire about the purpose of our trip. What is the reason for 2 strong outrageous guys to protect a woman from running around, even knowing the danger, without the convenient universal capsule, he did not give up the pace of progress, and had to walk through? Today he thought about it for a long time when he had diarrhea, and he couldn't figure it out.
Wukong was eating, he didn't pay attention to him, today he was hungry, and he wouldn't stop if he didn't eat until he couldn't eat. Helplessly, in order to let Ran Ran join the team, I said to Oolong instead of Goku, "We came out to find Dragon Balls." ”
"What is Dragon Ball?" Could it be some kind of amazing baby?
Noticing that someone was approaching, Wukong didn't stop eating, glanced at me, and saw that I shook my head to indicate that it didn't matter, so he didn't care. The world is not as big as the stomach!
"Legend has it that there are dragon balls scattered all over the world in this world, and when someone collects these seven dragon balls, they can summon the dragon and make a wish to the dragon, and legend has it that the dragon can grant all your wishes! We've found 5 Dragon Balls and we're not far from making our wish come true! I zoomed up a little bit and slowly told the legend of Dragon Ball.
"All wishes?" Oolong's eyes widened and he looked at me in disbelief.
"All wishes!" I nodded meaningfully, and my keen ears had already heard Leping leave quickly.
...... The dividing line that Goku ate ........ "Did you hear that?" Poole! Leping was far away from the car, and said excitedly to Poole: "He said that all wishes can be fulfilled!" ”
Without waiting for Poole to answer, Leping was already full of ambition and thought of his wish: "I want to make a wish to the dragon!" Let me no longer have stage fright in front of women! ”
Poole, who originally thought he would hear some great declaration, was unstable, and almost fell from mid-air, and said with hatred: "Young Master Leping! Then it is better to become the master of the world or ask for a large sum of money! ”
"You know what." Leping said unmoved: "I have no interest in the master of the world. Money, I can go and grab it! But as soon as I saw a girl, I had stage fright, and I couldn't achieve my heart's best wish. ”
Leping seemed to think of something, clenched his fists with tears streaming down his face, gritted his teeth and said, "I've always wanted to get married!" But this stage fright, let alone getting married, I'm so old, I haven't spoken to other girls except my mother!! ”
Poole was shocked by Leping's words, and then shed a tear of sympathy for Leping, deciding to help Leping realize his wish, otherwise Leping would be too pitiful!
Because she didn't have pajamas, Boomer was very unhappy, and Oolong was very obedient to serve her a glass of milk, and at the same time did not forget our share. Then he looked at Boomer, who drank it in one go, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. I noticed, but I was too lazy to say, like I said to Boomer, I'm here, don't worry! Isn't it a powerful sleeping pill? At the beginning, in order to exercise my physical resistance, I tasted all the medicinal herbs on the mountain under the supervision of Sun Gohan! So now I'm resistant to most of the drugs. It's amazing that just sleeping pills make me dizzy!
After sternly warning Oolong and us, Boomer went up to the second floor.
I glanced at Oolong, walked to the staircase and sat down, looked at Oolong with a smile, and said, "I think you should pay attention to your safety tonight, that guy may come over at night during the day." With that, I slept against the top of the stairs.
Oolong was shocked when he heard my words. He's a little worried now, the 2 who can fight have drunk sleeping pills, if he waits for Leping to really come, then how can he stop it??
"I stupid!" Patting his head in annoyance, Oolong looked helplessly at the two guys who were already asleep, and he had no idea in his heart.
Just when Oolong was still complaining about himself, he noticed the sound of the car door opening the door. reacted immediately, knowing that Leping was really here! The moment the door opened, Oolong exerted his wisdom a hundred times smarter than usual, and he immediately transformed into Boomer, and it was Boomer without clothes! At this moment, Oolong is a genius! Yes, that's right, based on his observation of Leping during the day, he guessed that Leping would be afraid of women! And even if Leping is not afraid, according to his own experience, at this time, Boomer, who has transformed himself, screamed: "Pervert! If you say, Leping will definitely run away in fear!
Good calculation! I secretly praised it in my heart, and I opened a slit in my eyes to see the choice of oolong. snickering in my heart.
When the door opened, no sound came out. Because Boomer, who had transformed into an oolong, blocked my view, I didn't see Leping's appearance, and I felt a little pity in my heart that I didn't see such an interesting picture.
Soon, an earth-shattering roar erupted from Leping's mouth at the door: "You bastard, are you an idiot for me!!? Then, Boomer, who had turned into an oolong, was beaten upside down and flew to the 2nd floor, and I saw something that made my head full of black lines, and this idiot didn't make little JJ disappear!?