Chapter 14: The Bull Demon King of Baking Pot Mountain
"Actually, it's very simple, you just stayed in this environment for too long, you haven't had such contact with girls, just have more contact!" Am I working as a psychiatrist now? When will it be my turn as a child to enlighten older youth? I sighed weakly and said to Leping: "You follow us first, anyway, I have a girl here who is very interested in you, you first get in touch slowly, and change both sides!" It's good to take it slowly. ”
Leping was not very reluctant, after all, he didn't want to make a fool of himself in front of the girl, and in the end Poole came up with an idea: "Young Master Leping, we can follow behind, why don't we meet that girl first!" ”
"That's it, you should have a tracker or something, right? I'll take it back, and you'll follow behind, don't get too far away. I saw Leping's already moved expression, nodded with satisfaction, and prepared to go back and tell Boomer.
"Wait!" Leping stretched out his hand to stop me, and said very embarrassedly: "Can you please not tell that girl about me?" ”
I probably know what he means, I probably don't want my ugly things to be known, and I generously agreed, anyway, it's not a big deal.
Matter, satisfactorily resolved. Leping is still like the original book, and plans to follow far behind. I'm going to have a headache about how to explain it to Boomer, she has a lot of complaints about not being able to be with a handsome guy, and as for my own initiative to let a powerful robber follow behind, Oolong is also very puzzled. But I had no way to explain to them after promising Leping not to tell his secret, so I had to use the excuse of spying on the other party to seriously warn Goku to take care of Boomer, and then ran to Leping's side to stay.
"Are you really going to Roast Pot Mountain?" Sitting in Leping's car, Poole asked me curiously.
"Yes! Any questions? I looked at the scenery outside and replied perfunctorily.
Poole was surprised by my indifferent attitude and exclaimed, "Of course there is a problem!" Don't you know how terrible the Bull Demon King is? Legend has it that he was so great that he guarded his treasure and killed everyone who fought for his treasure idea! In the past, he was the champion of the world's first martial arts tournament! A character that even Young Master Leping doesn't want to provoke! ”
"Poole!" Leping shouted unhappily on the side: "The Bull Demon King is already a master decades ago, I am still very young, I can't beat it now, it doesn't mean that I can't beat it in the future!" As he spoke, he was already excited.
I glanced at him. said lightly: "I hope you don't lose such a fighting spirit in the future, as a martial artist, you must bravely face all difficulties and defeat all opponents!" I'm waiting for you to challenge me! ”
Leping smiled confidently, continued to drive his car, as if remembering something, and asked me: "You are the grandson of Sun Gohan, you haven't heard him talk about the Bull Demon King, right?" They used to be brothers, and they were all recognized as the gods of martial arts in the world, and they were disciples of Master Wutian. ”
"The old man did mention it, but Wukong and I didn't remember it." One is that he has no brain to remember, the other is that he has known it for a long time, and the old man's own memory is not very good.
"You and Goku? Actually, I've been wondering for a long time, why didn't you bring that day's wishful wishes? Isn't that your grandpa's stuff? "Leping still thought that I was the same person as Goku, but now I remembered to ask.
"With the wishful stick is my twin brother, Sun Wukong, I am Sun Wuxian, didn't I tell you about it?" I asked with a confused expression, and after seeing Leping and Poole shaking their heads speechlessly, I shrugged my shoulders indifferently and said, "Then now you know, I'm going to be a little bit better than Goku." ”
Luckily, there is only one BT kid! Leping breathed a sigh of relief.
Hey! Did he underestimate Wukong? I smiled faintly, so I wouldn't remind him that even Goku was not something he could deal with! Wouldn't it be a lot of fun to tell him?
"Young Master Leping, look!" Poole seemed to have noticed something, and shouted loudly as he pointed into the distance.
Leping and I cast our eyes into the distance and saw a Tyrannosaurus rex chasing a little girl. I glanced at Leping and motioned for him to deal with it. Leping simply ignored me, pointed at the little girl just now, and motioned for me to take another look.
Seeing that the girl took a blade-like thing from her head and threw it, she cut off the head of the Tyrannosaurus rex. I know who the other person is, Goku's future wife, Kiki! It seems that he was called by the Bull Demon King to find the turtle immortal! To be honest, looking at a little girl who is so cute and so cute constantly destroying the environment there, the reason is just that the other party has just been frightened by the head of the Tyrannosaurus rex that he cut off. I'm really thunder!
"I'm C!" Leping suddenly spoke violently, and I noticed that the clothes on his shoulders were torn. Looking at Kiki who closed her eyes and aimed the laser cannon-like weapon above her head at us, she nodded clearly and jumped out of the car decisively!
Leping, who was hit, jumped out of the car from the heart, rushed to Kiki's face with an arrow step, knocked Kiki unconscious with a knife, and then looked at me with a face of indignation and a look at me with a face of indignation. Obviously, he was very dissatisfied with the performance of me, a guy who was better than himself, but he didn't say anything, if this kind of small matter could not be solved, he might as well go home and continue to rob himself of such a promising job!
"Aren't you too shy to move when you meet a girl?" I ignored Leping's indignant eyes, walked over to check on Kiki, and found that he had just fainted, so I said to Leping with a mocking face.
Leping looked at me speechlessly and said, "Why am I so shy that I can't move?" I'm stage fright! Stage fright! And I'm not Lolicon, how can I have any thoughts about a child? ”
Oh? That is to say, because I have thoughts about girls, so I am shy and can't move? What an innocent guy! I sighed in my heart and said to Leping, "What about this little girl? Just put her here? ”
"It's okay, she's just killed the most powerful beast in the area, and there won't be carnivores near it anytime soon!" Leping opened the car door, turned around and said to me indifferently: "There is the Baking Pot Mountain in front, there is the Bull Demon King, and there will be no long-eyed guys nearby, except for you, no one in this area usually comes over!" And don't look at her small, with the things on her body, if you get serious, I can't please her! ”
Nodding, I didn't care much about it.
I've seen the Pot Mountain for a long time, and I can feel the amazing heat from so far away. Anyway, isn't this really Journey to the West? Boomer is a Tang monk, Wukong is Sun Dasheng, and he hasn't even changed his name! Oolong's perverted pig is simply the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie, plus a Leping who used to kill people without blinking. Okay, the four masters and apprentices are all together...........
Leping could only watch from afar, and gave a very serious refusal to my request to invite him with a wicked smile. There was no choice but to walk alone to Boomer and the others, who had already met the Bull Demon King.
"Brother! This is Grandpa's former junior brother, the Bull Demon King! Wukong saw me and introduced me happily: "Uncle, this is my brother!" ”
"Hello, I'm Sun Wuxian." I saluted the Bull Demon King, who couldn't see the upper half of his face and stood up straight, and the Bull Demon King laughed and patted my head, which was a return salute. I looked up at the Bull Demon King, and I was so envious in my heart that I exploded, 3 meters! 3 meters tall! Think about your height of 170 in your previous life...... Death to all those taller than me! Die! Die! Think about people's net worth, there are mountains, there are castles, and there are treasures in the castle! My girl's monthly salary is 1500, and I really want to cry!
Do you want to be a robber? Do you want to make a wish to the dragon and ask for the wealth of the world? I squatted in the corner, darkly drawing circles, the Bull Demon King was so frustrated, and he was married, looking at his daughter's beautiful appearance, he knew that his wife was a beauty! Why was I still a mage who had advanced to the rank of Magus before I came to this world?
"What's wrong with him?" The Bull Demon King asked Bulma in a confused whisper that Wukong had already driven the somersault cloud to find the turtle fairy and his daughter.
Boomer also looked at me a little confused, although I was not as cheerful as Goku, and I didn't talk much. But it's not to the point of depression! And what's there to be depressed about a little fart kid?
"That's... Maybe you haven't eaten yet, right? Boomer took a step back and said uncertainly.
"That's it!" The Bull Demon King nodded suddenly, grinned, and said, "Then I'll go hunting and let you taste the famous cuisine of Roast Pot Mountain!" The meat grilled in the flames of the Yabu Mountain is the most delicious! Hahaha! With that, he picked up his axe and strode away with a hearty laugh.
Seeing the departure of the Bull Demon King, both Boomer and Leping breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wow! Handsome guy! Boomer spotted Leping standing in the distance, and rushed over with his eyes in a daze.
Seeing Boomer rushing over, especially Boomer taking a shower and wearing a sexy bunny girl costume! Leping instinctively stepped back and shouted nervously: "You... You don't... Don't come here!! Monkey King! Help me! ”
Boomer was startled by Leping's cry for help, and looked at the handsome guy who had already sat on the ground and kept retreating. I felt a little strange in my heart, thinking that there was something wrong with me, so I immediately turned around and shouted to Oolong: "Oolong, immediately become a mirror!" ”
Oolong sighed and resigned himself to his transformation, turning into a mirror, leaving Boomer scratching his head there.
I was awakened by Leping's shouting, I was a little ashamed, and I felt helpless about the dark heart of my little citizens, envy, jealousy and hatred. It's been 12 years since I came to this world, and the psychology of modern people still hasn't forgotten to be clean! In fact, sometimes I envy Goku, he can pursue his own path without caring about anything, but I still can't face up to my own heart.
Why get stronger!? To live! In order to find the memories of the family! This reason has always been my motivation to move forward, but now it seems that it is very far-fetched. Travelers who have traveled to other worlds can integrate well into the world, but sometimes I am more like a spectator, watching the people around me work hard for their dreams, but I don't even know what I really think! But I have a gut feeling that maybe the dragon can untie some knots in my psyche! This instinct has been there since I saw Boomer, so I had to meet the dragon myself!
"Boomer, it's better not to go to Leping now." Cheering up, I said to Boomer: "That guy is a little shy about girls for some unspeakable reasons, let him get used to it slowly!" ”
"Poof!" Oolong turned back to its original form, covered his mouth, and held back a smile there. Also, in front of him, a middle-aged uncle who is young next year but looks like a lewd man, I think only the best old pervert of the turtle immortal can fight! When you meet a guy who looks tough, but is so shy and scared of girls, it's no wonder he doesn't laugh! What's more, the other party is still a guy who has been scared for a long time, if you don't make fun of it, where is the right thing to do with yourself? It's a pity that this pig is not stupid, and he didn't run to Leping to laugh, otherwise he would have eaten roast pork chops for dinner!
Boomer wanted to laugh too, but she covered her mouth with her hand and forced herself to hold back. It seems that she also wants to maintain her image in front of handsome guys, although I don't know what other image she has. But in the end, it finally quieted down.