Chapter 26: Jackie Chan VS Namu
I originally thought that these people would choose to abstain when they saw that I was so powerful. But what I didn't expect was that there was a guy in my group who was even more rebellious than me, and he only played once, which led to the abstention of most of the players in the back. He's a germ! I covered my nose and watched in pain as this guy used his invincible stench to make my opponent faint. Anyway, if I want to qualify, do I have to fight this guy? I don't want it!
The guy who named him is good cow 13, this bastard of Nima is simply a humanoid bacterial culture base! I even saw some black patches on his body, which I thought were just dirt, yes! Those plaques moved before my eyes!! It's decided, I've decided, I'm going to destroy this guy humanely!!
Standing in the ring, I looked at this guy called Germ and giggled in front of me. Then he spat on me! Nima, how dare you spit on me? You're actually shooting at me the liquid that carries an unknown number of deadly viruses in your body? After I dodged away, without saying a word, I gave him a small Turtle School Qigong and blasted him out of the arena.
"Whew-" I obviously heard that the people around me were relieved, this kind of person came to participate in the conference, not to compete at all, but to show off the lower limit!
According to Boomer, the family's all-purpose deodorant sold many, many bottles that day........
But thanks to the other party, I can qualify early! Knowing the original book, I didn't care about the results of the rest of the games at all, and left the venue for the qualifiers, it was so smelly here! Especially for someone like me who has a particularly sensitive nose, it's like hell.
"I saw two people flying out of it, did you shoot too hard?" When Boomer saw me running out, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked with concern, "Did Leping qualify?" ”
"Why don't you care about me first?" I'm a little dissatisfied with Boomer's partiality, but I've lived in your house for a year! How can you be like this, a girl who forgets her friends?
"Cut! I don't know you yet? You're a pervert, you can move freely under 50 times gravity, if you don't release water, it's hard to lose! Boomer said disdainfully to me, "Leping is my boyfriend!" ”
Well, in front of a girl in love, no one can please anyone. I rolled my eyes and said, "There is no problem with Leping qualifying, we are all lucky not to get together." "Leping's strength is still very good now, if he hadn't met the turtle immortals later, maybe he would have a place in the top four.
"Yo! You're done playing, huh? It seems that you haven't stopped practicing this year! The turtle fairy came out of nowhere, and looked at Bulma obscenely and said to me.
The old man's majesty has not diminished back then, and he actually came out so quickly! I saluted the Turtle Immortal, and then asked him pretending to be puzzled, "Turtle Immortal, do you have a brother?" I saw a guy in there who looked like you. And it's about the same as you! ”
"Aha, there are so many people in this world, it's possible to look like a point." The turtle immortal himself knows that he can't deceive me, but I learned from him how to detect qi, no matter how much he restricts his breath, in front of this little pervert, it may be as conspicuous as a light bulb in the night. But now is not the right time to confess, and Boomer is still here.
"Boomer! We're out! Goku jumped down from the wall and shouted at Boomer.
"And what about Leping?" Boomer is still very concerned about this, but she told her classmates that her boyfriend will participate in the martial arts conference, and if she can't even make it to the quarterfinals, she will lose her face. However, how would she feel if she knew that Leping had attracted a lot of girls because he showed his face at the martial arts conference, and finally caused the two of them to break up? I'm looking forward to it!
"He's playing the last game now, and he's definitely going to have no problem!" Wukong said confidently.
The host of the conference was shouting for the quarterfinals to draw lots, Wukong and Xiaolin climbed over the wall and entered, and I followed the turtle immortal to the special passage.
"I know I can't hide it from you kid!" The turtle fairy snorted and took off his hat, and the wig was already on it.
"Actually, you look much more handsome with long hair than when you were bald!" I watched a lewd old man turn into a great martial arts master, and I was shocked. A wig can change a person's temperament, turtle immortal, or don't you take it off in the future?
"Don't tell Goku about them." Turtle Immortal, no, now it should be called Jackie Chan with his hands behind his back and said to me in a deep voice: "I want Wukong to know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world, don't stop moving forward because of a momentary victory." ”
I don't think Wukong needs you like this, that guy has long understood this truth under my tutelage. What's more, with a strong brother like me, when will it be your turn to blow my brother's confidence? Of course, I can only think about these in my heart, the old man has a rare kindness, and wants to teach his disciples, how can I refuse? But if I draw Jackie Chan, hehe, I won't be soft.
The top eight in the original book, except for me who replaced the terrifying Mr. Germ thought, there were no other accidents.
"The most annoying thing about the lottery!" I threw away the number 444 number drawn in the qualifiers, and I really hope that I will not draw such a superb number as the number 4!
"Can I play with this young lady?" Even if the turtle immortal transformed into Jackie Chan, he didn't get rid of his lustful problem, grabbed the arm of Lan Fang, the only woman in the quarterfinals, and said solemnly to the host and referee.
The host wiped his sweat and said, "I'm sorry, but the rules of the conference must be fair!" ”
Cut! I seemed to hear Jackie Chan's very unhappy voice in his heart, but Jackie Chan still politely let go of Lan Fang's hand and apologized to her. This old guy is pitiful and cherishes the jade, and as soon as he saw Lan Fang's strength, he wanted to send Lan Fang out first. In the quarterfinals, only he and Xiaolin will be gentle with girls, Leping has a girlfriend watching the game, even if he gives him a gut, he doesn't dare to release the water, Wukong and I don't have the habit of being gentle with girls, only opponents stand in the ring, no men and women!
There is also a person who is not human, and the other is a person with a strong mind at first glance. Lan Fang will get hurt against anyone else! But I believe that he just wants to eat Lan Fang's tofu......
Well, the lottery or something is really annoying! I drew the No. 4 pick again, and my opponent was Lan Fang. When confirming the order of the game, I obviously felt Jackie Chan's resentful gaze, the first game was Jackie Chan vs. Namu, the guy who has a very Indian image. It seems that he is a very tenacious person, but he is a little stupid, it is better to buy a universal capsule to buy a universal capsule and find a big river to hold dozens of tons of him!
"I'm hungry, can I go eat first?" Goku said to the mustache while holding his stomach.
The host took out a handkerchief again to wipe the cold sweat, he felt that the powerhouses of this martial arts conference were so wonderful, eating before the game, you were not afraid that the fight would affect the performance!
At Wukong's strong request, the host had to find someone to take Wukong to dinner, thinking that he was still a child after all. Of course, when he knows how much Goku has eaten, he won't treat Goku as a child! I didn't plan to give Wukong fairy beans, it's not that I'm selfish or anything, it's really because the training has increased some time ago, and I consumed too much, and now the new fairy beans are still growing in the space, even if the passage of time is accelerated, at least it will not be harvested until tomorrow!
I saw that Jackie Chan wanted to joke with the serious Namu, and shook his head helplessly, this old man is really old-hearted.
"Oh? Is that what is going on? Namu ignored Jackie Chan's joke and stepped into the ring first, and Jackie Chan fell behind with his eyes closed, as if he was thinking about something.
In addition to Goku eating, both Lehei and Kobayashi came to the edge of the ring to watch the two potential opponents fight. I looked at them hanging on the wall, and shook my head helplessly, the Dancing Technique is not a very profound thing, but it only takes a person with a combat power of more than 100 to be able to master it. They're still far from it!
"You're a strong-minded man! I was supposed to let you win the game, but it's a pity. Before Jackie Chan started, he said lightly to Namu.
Namu came with the mentality that he had to win, and now no one would listen to him, so he quickly started to move. It is said that Namu's strength is also very strong, probably between 100 and 110 combat power. It's a pity that his opponent is Jackie Chan, the incarnation of the turtle immortal, and Jackie Chan is just dodging Namu's attack, and he hasn't made a move yet.
"For the people of the village! I've got to win! Namu shouted violently, and the speed of the attack increased significantly.
Jackie Chan began to block with a solemn face, he could defeat Namu quickly, but if he did so, it was likely to completely shatter the obsession in the other party's heart, and Namu's only choice at that time was probably death. So now it's hard for him to be careless!
After attacking each other a few times, the two men separated. The audience knew who was the master when they saw Namu's panting appearance and Jackie Chan's calm appearance, and most people had a hard time believing that an old man would be so powerful.
"Take out your strongest attack, win or lose, I will teach you a solution to the problems in your village!" Jackie Chan didn't know what secret method he used, and passed his words to Namu's heart.
I keenly saw Namuleng for a moment, and then looked at Jackie Chan's serious appearance, remembering the tricks used by the turtle immortals in the original book, and found that this old man had left a hand for his disciples! Mind reading or something, the most annoying! I looked at Jackie Chan with some envy and hatred, so why didn't you teach me the tricks against the sky? Is it because the money I gave is not enough?
Namu suddenly jumped up and jumped high into the sky.
"Do you remember a trick that fell from the sky?" The strong sense of déjà vu made me say to Leping and Kobayashi.
Looking up at Namu in mid-air, Leping and Xiaolin were also stunned, but unfortunately they were not traversers like me, so they didn't answer my question.
I didn't mind, and I asked myself and said, "It's the legendary long-lost palm technique - the Divine Palm!" ”
After I shouted "Nyorai Divine Palm", Namu also shouted the name of his move in the sky: "Take me a Sky X-shaped fist!" For the sake of the villagers! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south! ”
Leping and Xiaolin looked back at me playfully, and their faces turned red with a smile.
"Idiot!" I ignored their eyes, looked at Namu as he rapidly descended from the sky, and cursed.
Jackie Chan also has such thoughts in his heart, do you think I won't resist? With your current tricks, who can't dodge? Or do you think I'm going to be stupid enough to stand still and wait for you to call? Are all children in poor areas so stupid?