Chapter 29: Mind Reading, It's Done!
"Player Sun Wuxian, may I ask, are you also a disciple of Master Wu Tian?" The host doesn't want to let go of such a big news, the disciple of Teacher Wu Tian, who has not been born for a long time! And one of them is likely to advance to the finals!
I pointed to the word 'leisure' on my chest and said to him, "Don't you see? I'm self-taught! I am now stronger than the Wutian teacher you admire, why should I worship him as a teacher? ”
For me to say such a big thing, the audience who worships Teacher Wu Tian has already begun to scold, and the host is also desperately flowing down in a cold sweat. He was now a little worried that the audience would rush into the ring and ruin the entire martial arts tournament! In that case, he's likely to be kicked out of the door by the boss!
I floated softly, floating in mid-air, looking coldly at the audience.
Facts speak louder than words, and people who can fly in the air are indeed qualified to say such big things. So the audience's voices slowly quieted down, and they all looked at me in disbelief. Fly! Fly in the sky on your own! It is true that Mr. Wutian is the god of martial arts, but no one has ever heard that he can fly!
Really, it's still a child! Jackie Chan sighed and walked out.
"That's... Next up is the first semi-final! When the host saw Jackie Chan appear, he was stunned for a moment, and shouted loudly: "Jackie Chan, who is hidden deeply, is known to have surpassed Teacher Wutian, Sun Wuxian!" The race starts now! ”
Brother really eats this bowl of rice! It immediately diverted the audience's attention! The host retreated to the sidelines, looked at the audience who had quieted down triumphantly, and thought that his bonus this month must be appropriate!
"Angry?" Jackie Chan didn't take an offensive posture, and looked up lightly and said to me: "It's very rude to let an old man look up at you!" ”
I lowered to the ground and calmed down, just now I saw Goku's exact encounter like the original, which caused my state of mind to change. Obviously, I've almost destroyed the main line in Dragon Ball, and Goku's current strength is obviously much higher than that of the same period, why hasn't there been any change when fighting Kiran? This thing gives me a headache!
Sensing a hint of danger, I hurriedly raised my hands and blocked Jackie Chan's fist.
"Your heart is in turmoil!" Jackie Chan jumped a step back and said lightly: "I don't know what you've thought of, but it's best not to be distracted in front of your opponent!" When you fight, you only have to fight! ”
Cut! It's really unpleasant to be preached by you, an old pervert with a head full of yellow thoughts! I relaxed, yes! I don't have to think so much, my appearance in itself changes all the future. Do what you want, as long as you live happily! Just get stronger! Become stronger than everyone else, and you can go home and reunite with your family!
"Don't lose too fast!" I said lightly, and then my body moved, and there were several more of me in the ring.
"Afterimage Fist?" Jackie Chan nodded, and also turned into a few Jackie Chans.
"Wow! Jackie Chan and Sun Wuxian seem to have used their doppelganger technique! There are several more of the same people on the field! It's amazing! The host shouted from the side.
"How about teaching me how to read minds?" The afterimage quickly disappeared, and Jackie Chan and I stood in the center of the field, holding hands in each other's corners, and I whispered to him.
Jackie Chan shook his head and did not speak.
I dodged his kick and attacked again, without stopping: "What do you want to offer?" I'm interested in mind reading! ”
"What are you doing at a young age?" Jackie Chan quickly resisted my tricks and fought back at the same time, but his eyes were a little wandering, as if mind-reading reminded him of something.
Both of us were actually just warming up right now, and neither side was attacking at full strength, so there was still time to chat there. But even if we don't fight with all our might, all ordinary people see is that we suddenly disappear, suddenly appear somewhere else, and then suddenly disappear.
"With more means, life will be better!" I punched him away, and Jackie Chan also hooked his foot and hung my chin. The two of us flew backwards at the same time and stopped on either side of the ring.
"Well... It's amazing! Xiao Lin saw the cold sweat flowing, although he knew that I was very good, but he had never seen me shoot, so there was no way to know how good I was. Now that I see two masters fighting, I really see my shortcomings.
Jackie Chan gasped slightly and said to me, "How the hell did you train?" So much in a year? "He's actually a little unbelievable, a year ago I was probably on par with him, but now I find that I seem to have surpassed too much. It is inevitable that there will be a feeling of dying on the beach in the front waves.
I smiled slightly and said, "You're not the only one who knows how to exercise with weights, my practice is a little more cruel than yours." ”
"How much?" Fighting together again, Jackie Chan asked in a low voice.
I knew he was asking me what the weight I was carrying now, and I said lightly, "500!" ”
Taking advantage of Jackie Chan's shocked moment, I kicked him into the field with a big kick.
Suffered! Jackie Chan's eyes widened fiercely, he took a stance in mid-air, and issued a turtle school qigong, and with the help of the reverse thrust of qigong, he returned to the ring.
"Turtle School Qigong! Jackie Chan used the turtle style qigong that only Mr. Wu Tian had used! Oh, my God! Today we can actually see such a powerful trick! Could it be that Jackie Chan is a teacher Wu Tian?? The host exclaimed loudly, and everyone's eyes were focused on Jackie Chan.
"Humph! Who said that only Teacher Wu Tian would send Qigong to the Turtle School? The world is so big, and there are more powerful people! In order to hide his identity, Jackie Chan arrogantly pretended to be a master and said disdainfully.
"Is it really the Turtle Immortal Grandpa?" Wukong looked at Jackie Chan curiously, shook his head after his nose moved, and said, "The smell of his body is not the taste of Grandpa Turtle Immortal, he is not!" ”
Flavor? Goku is your nose a dog nose? Lehei and Kobayashi looked at Goku with black lines.
"Look, isn't that Teacher Wu Tian?" Xiao Lin searched in the audience, and finally found the figure of the turtle immortal, and the turtle immortal waved hello to Xiao Lin.
I also noticed the 'Turtle Immortal', and with my mastery of qi, I knew that it was Namu! It seems that the old pervert mentioned that he was prepared! The idiom of being old and becoming fine is really worthy of the name when used on the body of the turtle immortal, this time Leping did not doubt him, and he also prepared a back hand just in case, not to be underestimated.
"How about you get a shot too?" Namu's pretended Turtle Immortal stand-in was only useful for Wukong and Kobayashi, and the audience was not so easy to fool, shouting "Teacher Wutian!" Teacher Wu Tian! Such a slogan. Jackie Chan could only look at me helplessly, hoping that I could help solve this trouble.
Come on your sister! How are you going to make me a minor? I complained to myself.
"Yes, teach me how to read minds!" I looked at each other with a smile, hehe! You sent this to the door yourself, how can I be worthy of you if I don't make good use of it?
Jackie Chan was itchy by my angry teeth, but in order not to affect his plan, he had to nod and agree to my request: "Yes, but you can't rely on mind reading to do bad things!" ”
Are you and I being you? I just don't have to guess to know what this old pervert learned to read minds for, except to peek at the girl's voice, so that it is convenient for him to pick up girls, I can't think of any other reason!!
The conversations between us were all very quiet, relying on the keen hearing of the warriors, and the close proximity of the people who barely communicated. So I'm not worried about being heard by others, the deal is completed, and I'm too lazy to go down, and I have no interest in the martial arts conference at the beginning, so I'll take Jackie Chan's request and take a break by the way!
In the midst of everyone's exclamations, I also put on a turtle school qigong posture, and I shot at Jackie Chan, but the turtle school qigong I played looked similar to what Jackie Chan had just played, but it was actually a completely empty shell. Even if Jackie Chan stands there and doesn't move, at most he will be a little embarrassed, and he won't even be able to hurt his beard!
Jackie Chan also saw it, but he couldn't take such a trick, and if he did, he would be exposed, and it was not only him and me who knew how to send qigong, there was also a Wukong over there who relied on his fighting instinct to eat! So Jackie Chan decisively dodged away!
When the turtle school qigong I sent out disappeared and Jackie Chan looked at me again, I was already standing outside the venue and said to the host: "I have no strength, I admit defeat!" ”
Your sister doesn't have the strength! 500 kilograms of weight-bearing guys who don't change their faces, how can their physical strength be so weak that they don't have the strength to play a turtle school qigong!? You little fart kid just don't want to fight if you get a benefit! Jackie Chan slandered in his heart, but he couldn't say it, and the two of them had just been fighting for so long, and he himself was sweating profusely, let alone a teenager?
"Monkey King admits defeat, and Jackie Chan advances to the finals!" The host also knew that there was an ambiguity between us, and although he didn't hear the conversation between the two people just now, he also noticed it. But I took the initiative to admit defeat, Jackie Chan also has strong strength, in order not to cause any extraneous branches, the host had to announce the results of the game.
"Brother! How can you deliberately throw in the towel!? Don't you want to fight me? "Wukong is not happy, he has long wanted to fight me, so that I can see his growth over the past year, and by the way, I also want to try the gap between the two people. But I threw in the towel! Such a thing makes his little head understand!
I patted Goku on the head and said, "I can fight whenever you want, but I want Goku to be able to fight against a lot of opponents, experience different feelings, and find out your own shortcomings." So I'll give you this opponent, be careful, the opponent is very powerful! ”
Although Wukong was still a little unwilling, he also knew that I was for his good, and this guy was heartless, so he ran to fight with Leping in a blink of an eye.
"You put so much weight on it, aren't you worried about affecting the development of your body?" Jackie Chan whispered to me with a straight face.
"Don't worry, I'm practicing at Boomer's house, with their family's technique, if something goes wrong with my body, Boomer would have stopped me a long time ago!" I smiled wickedly and said to Jackie Chan, "Don't try to divert my attention, mind reading!" Bring! ”
The method of teaching mind reading is also peculiar, not oral, but directly imprinted in the heart. I nodded with satisfaction, and I was a little grateful to Jackie Chan for being so cheerful, I thought he would push back.