Chapter 33: The Problem of Eating

Piao Ranzi was regarded as a great god by them, which he never expected. Seeing this group of Qinglou women surging like wolves and tigers, with a wall behind them, there was no way to retreat, and shouted: "Slow down! Hugh is rude!"

After everyone was stunned, Piaoranzi said, "Wait for me to go by myself." ”

"Hee-hee, pretending to be tall. ”

"Hee-hee, I have so much strength, I look like an old man. ”

"Yo, do whatever you want, girls, don't let the old man look unpleasant. The old bustard waved his handkerchief, and the girls on both sides dodged out of the way, and walked towards the back hall with their heads held high.

The old bustard in front led the way, followed by countless Qinglou women, and that formation, Piao Ranzi never dreamed of it.

Walking through the corridor and coming to an exquisite house, the old bustard pushed the door, "Old man, please come in!"

Sure enough, the windows on all sides are bright and clean, a few bamboo trees are covered, the house is well furnished, and there are calligraphy and paintings. One of the large tables is a delicate teapot and tea bowl.

Piaoranzi sat down in the middle of the table, and secretly thought: I can run out, that would be too shocking. Or take a look, you can't fly away until you have to.

"Girls, don't pour tea yet!" the old bustard shouted, and all the women came over and poured tea for Piao Ranzi.

"Old man, you listen to Yale first, and I'll let the cook serve the wine and food. The old bustard winked at the girls, and that was to let them serve the master well.

"I'll talk to you about the lute. ”

"I'll play the flute for you!"

"Don't mess around, I'll sing a song to the gods. ”

"Stop, stop!" Piao Ranzi was not angry, and said patiently: "I can't get used to hearing your dialect accent, so let me rest and rest." ”

"Sitting, what's the point, let's talk to you," a girl in red said uninterestingly, approaching Piaoranzi.

"Well, I ask you, why do you respect me so much?" asked Piaoranzi, who didn't want to be so respected.

"Do you really not know, or do you pretend not to know?" said the girl in red.

"Of course I don't!"

"You are our white-eyed god, and of course we have to honor you. ”

"What white-eyed god?"

"It is our white eyebrows and red eyes that pray day and night, our protector, who protects us from peace and prosperity, and prostitution!"

"Ah!" Piaoranzi was shocked and furious! How can this be reasonable!"I am not your white-eyed god, I don't change my name or surname when I go down, I am Chu Piaoran, passing by here, I am not here to cheat and eat, let alone come here for fun. As for the leaky roof, I will pay the silver compensation another day, and I'm gone!"

When all the women heard this, they all looked at him in astonishment. Piao Ranzi ignored it, and with luck, his feet left the ground, and he drifted away along the open window.

"He's a fairy!" shouted the girl in the room.

Piaoranzi flew outside the courtyard, and several strong men were moving ladders to the house to repair the loopholes in the roof, and when they saw this old man floating out, they shouted: "Don't go, great god, it's rare for you to come here, we haven't entertained you yet!"

"Entertain a fart!" Piao Ranzi scolded in his heart. As soon as I jumped up, I crossed the courtyard wall and came to the street.

"Mom, this old man can fly!" A little child who was walking, his eyes widened, he looked at Piaoranzi, and shouted by his **** hand.

"Nonsense! At such an age, it is difficult to walk, how can you fly. The woman looked at the fluttering child, pulled the child and continued walking.

"Really, I just saw him fly out of the wall. "Of course children don't lie.

"Hurry home, you're dazzled. The woman looked at Piaoranzi and felt strange, this old way is like flying, which looks like a seventy old or eighty, and that courtyard is a famous Qinglou Ji courtyard in Shucheng, an old monk who really came out of, but it is really a strange news.

Piaoranzi turned around three times and turned around, and he didn't recognize the streets and alleys of Shucheng, walking indiscriminately, away from Baihualou,

"Tangyuan!Chaos!Zhang Ji Chaos!Zhang Ji Tangyuan!" There was a shout from the side of the road, and there were many shops here, which seemed to be the commercial center of Shucheng.

Piaoranzi walked for a while, feeling hungry. When he came to the wonton shop, he said, "Shopkeeper, come to a bowl of wontons." ”

"Okay, old Taoist master chaos、、、、、、、 a bowl!--" The man shouted in a long voice.

Piaoranzi listened to how awkward, if you want to burn cakes, it will be troublesome. He ignored it, and went into the shop, where the fog was rising, and he found a table and sat down, waiting to eat Chaos.

There was a strong man beside him, his face was full of pimples, convex and concave, and he stared at him with good eyes.

In a moment, the steaming chaos came up. Piaoranzi brought the bowl to the front, the nose sniffed, it was so fragrant, put down the bowl, didn't move the chopsticks, and felt full.

He burped and said to himself, "This is really good, you can be full without eating." "Give money for dinner, he was shocked again, he is a penny!

Anyway, I didn't eat it, so I went back. "Man, these days, I have a bad appetite and can't eat anymore, please bring it back!"

"It's okay to bring it back, ten cents a bowl, please pay for it." The man stretched out his hand.

"Why, I didn't use my chopsticks, do you still want money?" said Piaoranzi.

"The rules of this store, as long as the guest officer orders a mile, you have to pay. The guy glared at him.

"How can there be such a rule!" said Piaoranzi hurriedly. "I didn't bring any money!"

Of course, what he said was true, but when the guy heard it, he thought it was angry words, and crossed his hands on his waist: "What?! No money? Listen to the accent, your old man is from other places, I obviously saw you drink a sip of soup, who else will I sell this bowl of wontons?"

"You 、、、、、、 you unreasonable? Piaoranzi said.

When the shopkeeper heard the quarrel, he turned around and looked at this old Taoist, who was too old, and said to the guy: "The old Taoist doesn't seem to have come to eat white food, forget it, forget it!"

"Really! Don't order it, we are not bullying the living, nor are we bullying the old man, even if we send the old man to charity. The man was very dissatisfied, and he pouted to walk away.

"This is ten cents, I paid for this Taoist master!" The strong man with a pimple on his face took out two big copper coins and handed them to the guy.

"Thank you!" Piao Ranzi arched his hand at the strong man, got up and walked out, and the strong man followed.

After walking a few steps, he came to a locust tree, and the strong man said to him: "This Taoist master, how can you walk out of the house without a penny!"

"This, I was in a hurry when I came, and I forgot to bring it. Piao Ranzi replied.

"Hahaha, old man, in fact, can you reward him casually and make him happy during the day. The strong man said.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand. "What he said, Piao Ranzi really didn't understand. At the beginning, in the Pure Land of Bliss, there were gold and silver treasures everywhere, and they were used to it, and they never brought a single slight, who would have thought that the gods and Buddhas would only send themselves here, and the distance was far away, so they had to rely on begging for food to return to their hometowns?

It's a problem.

"Old man, don't you really understand?" said the strong man.

"I really don't understand. ”

"The new ghost is big, the old ghost is small, it seems that you are indeed a newcomer. Not by any means yet. ”

Piao Ranzi listened, still puzzled, and wanted to ask again, but the strong man diverted the topic: "Old man, where are you going?"

"Oh, go to Minzhou Shuicheng Mansion and go back to my hometown to visit relatives. ”

"Ah, we are on the same road, I also sell things, I want to go to Jingshi Stone City, let's bow and go! Look at your old man, you won't be fateful, just take care of the goods for me, I'll take care of your food and lodging, wouldn't it be good?"

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