Chapter Twenty-Three: I'll Help You Dry It
Xun Yu returned the way he came, and when he caught up with the convoy of the Phantom Five Morning Mansion, it was already close to the second capital city, and it seemed that there was no accident.
Seeing that only Xun Yu came back, a guard asked, "What about the two brothers?" ”
"Humph! Look at the eyesore, kill! ”
Xun Yu snorted coldly, unwilling to pay attention, and walked straight to the carriage of Phantom Tianxue, bent down and got in.
After a tiring journey, he was resting in the carriage barefoot, and when he felt that someone suddenly broke in, he was startled, and subconsciously kicked it over.
Xun Yu sensed that something was coming, tilted his head slightly to avoid the vital point, let the hidden weapon fall on his shoulder, and flew directly into the carriage.
The carriage space is neither small nor too big, Xun Yu carried Phantom Tianxue's legs up, and directly pressed Phantom Tianxue underneath.
Xunyu didn't expect this, so he hurriedly reached out and grabbed her shoulders and hugged her.
Phantom Tianxue's body was unbalanced, and she instinctively hugged Xunyu's neck, and her other leg was also on his shoulder.
In this scientific posture, the positions that conform to the laws of nature are also scientifically pasted together, and Phantom Tianxue's face is quickly covered with red glow, and he whispers in Xunyu's ear: "You...... You're back, let me down! ”
Xunyu put the phantom snow on the seat, and didn't notice anything unusual, sat on the seat opposite and said, "Miss, I'm back, nothing happened on the way, right?" ”
"Nope!"
The sound of the phantom snow was like mosquitoes and flies, leaning softly on the carriage.
Xun Yu suddenly saw a water stain on his waist, reached out and touched it, put it on the tip of his nose and smelled it, a salty smell, and asked curiously: "Miss, you shouldn't be peeing your pants, right?" ”
Phantom Tianxue was so ashamed and indignant that she wanted to beat this Yanbi to death, and said through gritted teeth: "Bastard, shut up, and get out if you talk again." ”
"Oh, miss, I won't say anything."
"Get out!"
Phantom Tianxue kicked Xun Yu down.
Xunyu stumbled out of the carriage, and as soon as he stabilized his footsteps, he saw Phantom Five Chenxi coming from the front.
"Yo, Brother Xiaotian, you shouldn't be peeing your pants, right?"
The corners of Xun Yu's mouth twitched, he wanted to understand why Phantom Tianxue kicked him out of the carriage, can he say such a thing as wetting his pants casually?
"Get out, talk and sew your mouth shut!"
Phantom Wu Chenxi couldn't understand why he blew up as a joke and Xun Yu wanted to say something, but he was a little afraid that Xun Yu would dare to sew his mouth.
Xun Yu looked at Phantom Wu Chenxi as if he had something to say, and said impatiently: "If there is a fart, let it go!" ”
"Eh, Brother Xiaotian, it's like this, go further ahead and you will arrive at a capital city, we can't take a carriage into the city, we can only get down and ride a horse, I'm here to ask you and the phantom girl to get off."
"Okay, Miss is in the car, Chenxi Gongzi will go and say it himself!"
Phantom Wu Chenxi walked to the carriage when he heard this, and before he could speak at the door, he saw a shoe fly out of it, how could Phantom Wu Chenxi have the reaction speed of Xun Yu, and he couldn't dodge and was directly slapped on the nose head-on, and two lines of sinuous blood flowed out of his nostrils.
"Get out!"
There was the sound of Phantom Sky Snow in the carriage, and Phantom Wu Chenxi looked confused, covering his bleeding nose and quickly retreating.
"Brother Xiaotian, what's going on, who provoked the phantom girl like this?"
Xun Yu snickered in his heart, but quietly pretended that I didn't know.
"Maybe Miss doesn't want to enter the city so early, let's camp and rest first!"
"Alas, it's okay, I'll go bandage it first, Brother Xiaotian, my young lady's temper, I feel a little sorry for you, take care."
Phantom Wu Chenxi looked like I had seen it through, but he didn't know that he was still counting the money for him after being sold by Xunyu.
Xunyu picked up the shoes that had fallen on the ground, walked to the carriage and whispered, "Miss." ”
"Miss."
"Miss."
He tried cautiously a few times, until the other shoe flew out of it, and he took it in his hand, and then the big horn got into the carriage.
"Miss, there is a capital city in front, the carriage can't enter the city, I know that it's inconvenient for Miss to get off, I've already let them rest in place, why don't you take off your pants, I'll help you dry it?"
Phantom Tianxue felt her blood pressure rise sharply, took a deep breath, and said, "Give me your shoes." ”
Xun Yu handed the shoes to Phantom Tianxue, and in the next second, Phantom Tianxue wheeled the shoes into a big windmill, smashed his head and face, and scolded angrily: "I make it inconvenient for you, let you take off your pants, let you pee your pants, I pee on you a big-headed ghost!" ”
Xun Yu held his head in his hands to block the soles of his shoes, and fled from the carriage in embarrassment.