Chapter 26: The Lion's Roar in Hedong?

I casually ate a few bites of the food of the two people, and ate a little bit when I just entered, and then ate some of everything very plainly under the surprised eyes of passers-by, and then put down my chopsticks and said to Kinin and Yukino who were looking at me expectantly: "Before I evaluate, can you bring me a cup of tea?" I've been here for so long, why haven't I even been given a glass of water?"

She hurriedly poured me a glass of water and handed it to me very respectfully, waiting for me to compliment her on her cooking.

took a sip of tea, diluted the taste of what it felt like in his mouth, and then said slowly: "First of all, it's the cooking of the sound..."

"Yes! Kindness! Tone looked at me excitedly, looking forward to my evaluation, and Yukino was a little angry.

"Personally, I like spicy food, but your food is too spicy!" My words turned the expectant expression of Yuyin into a frustrated expression, and Yukino looked at her depressed look angrily, but unfortunately I hadn't finished my words yet: "Secondly, Yukino's, you put a little more sugar, so much that this dish can no longer be regarded as a dish, but a dessert!" ”

It's a joy to see their frustrated expressions! I thought to myself, and my mouth kept continuing, "If I'm not mistaken, you want passers-by to eat your best food, right?" But have you ever considered that the people who eat it are actually different from you? Keep up the good work next time! ”

To be honest, compared to the dishes they make, I think Machi's speechless dishes should be said to be very good! At least Ma Zhi doesn't add too many seasonings to the food! Yukino: Do you all want to have diabetes in your family!? Aren't you afraid of constipation or something!? In other words, two women fighting for a man here really won't turn into a Shura duel!? Shouldn't I be looking for a chance to slip away?

As if sensing my thoughts, the pedestrian patted me on the shoulder, pointed to the bundle of rope beside him, and smiled helplessly. I was speechless, it seemed that the pedestrian himself could see it, but he was not lucky enough to be caught, no wonder I had just seen him hoisted......

Although my strength will ensure that I will not be caught, I don't want to retaliate against two careful-eyed little women in the future, which is really troublesome! And the target of the competition is not me, but pedestrians, which means that I can stay on the side and watch the play or something with peace of mind, and I don't have to worry about the fire burning on my body!

Giving up the idea of escaping, I sat down to the side and drank the tea handed over by the bear, watching the passers-by explain to Yuyin and Yukino the mature woman in his mind, and was ready to complain by the way. I always feel that they are full of slots, and of course I will not let go of the opportunity to complain on rare leisure days!

"So, what are you going to compare to who is a mature woman?" The pedestrian smiled helplessly and asked the two people who had quieted down, and it could be seen that he was actually very distressed.

Tonene and Yukino were silent for a while, glanced at each other, and then ......

"Hey! Haven't you even thought about it!? You big idiot! "What are you talking about! It's the sound you said you want to compare!! The two men erupted again, blaming each other. I patted my head speechlessly, haven't you even thought about anything than anything?? Was it a whim?

"Little Bear, do it!" The pedestrian sighed helplessly, pointed at the two of them and turned back to the little bear and said, obviously he had long thought that this would be the case, and directly began to suppress it by force!

"Ahem!" Looking at the big bag above their heads, the quiet of the sound and the snow, the pedestrian became serious: "Since you haven't thought of what to compare, then it's up to me to decide!" "Because then I can suffer less sin, and I won't cause too much trouble! I think that's what pedestrians think in their hearts, because that's what I think too, hahahaha!

"I have the impression that a mature woman should have a calm character! Brilliant mind and housework! The pedestrian sternly raised three fingers, but when the Ringtones showed a look of adoration, he was speechless and withdrew the fourth finger that he was about to raise.

Seeing that she and Yukino were arguing again, I whispered to the passers-by, "Hey! Did you just want to say that mature women also need mature bodies? ”

"Just know it yourself, don't say it!" The pedestrian also whispered to me, and I looked at the figures of Kinne and Yukino, and wisely did not continue to speak. Although I don't want to say it, but Tone and Yukino don't want to be any mature women now, their body types are the kind that LOLI controls like, uh... It is the poor milk attribute of scarce resources in scarce resources......

I'd love to shout about the poor breasts, but I don't want to be the target of two female tyrannosaurus rexes who breathe fire at each other!! But I really like Lori and say,Although I'm in control of the royal sister......

"I don't really want to complain...... I picked up the teacup a little speechlessly, and complained lightly to the pedestrians walking around the two kneeling girls, "But are you really sure that meditation can cultivate their calm personalities?" How do I feel less reliable!? ”

That's right, the competition method that pedestrians came up with is a method of sitting in meditation, which turns out to be really cheating. When the passers-by turned around and smiled helplessly at me, I could already hear their regular snoring!! Anyway, you're a shrine maiden, right!? Shouldn't you have learned such a thing as zazen a long time ago!? Isn't this the basic skill of a shrine maiden......

The pedestrians who turned around also found this situation, and they raised the ring ruler in their hands speechlessly and hit them the shoulders.

"What's wrong? Pedestrian boy? "Woke up, Ine and Yukino still wanted to pretend, but unfortunately they couldn't help but yawn, but it's the first time I've seen pedestrians be so strict with girls, and ordinary pedestrians seem to have always maintained a gentle attitude towards women.

"You just fell asleep, didn't you?" The pedestrian asked speechlessly, which was to give them a little face, but in fact, he had already known that they had indeed fallen asleep just now, which was really gentle!

is probably such a gentleness, destined to be a pedestrian in your future tragic life! I drank my tea indifferently, and the scenes of some good boats, firewood knives, and so on kept coming to my mind. It's a good habit to be gentle with girls, but boy! Your gentleness also gives them hope at the same time, if you don't deal with it well, your future is really worrying, but it may be different on Lanlan Island, ** or something is a paradise for you!

"If you do this, be careful that you will be taught!" I watched the pedestrians draw on the faces of the two people who had fallen asleep again, and said lightly. By the way, don't you take care of Yukino's family? Why don't you stop pedestrians from doing such things? Still laughing so happily over there......

Ignoring the pedestrian who was beaten by Tsuyin and Yukino, I had already advised him not to do this kind of thing, and it was normal to be beaten by girls, wasn't it? Tone, who is very attentive to the image, and Yukino went to wash their faces, and the pedestrians covered their faces and exhaled in pain, while preparing for what they were going to use next. In the game just now, even Kinin and Yukino were embarrassed to ask if they won or lost, and the pedestrian said it was a tie, so it was a tie......

"Where did you get the little blackboard?" I looked at the pedestrian with black lines, just now he took out a small blackboard and chalk out of nowhere, I remember that this island has been cut off from the outside world for hundreds of years, how can there be these things!

"I asked Chikage to help me make this, and I'm going to use it for a while." The pedestrian patted the small blackboard with satisfaction, and wrote a very simple arithmetic problem on it, so simple that I felt incredible. Pedestrian, what's going on in your head!? No matter how much you don't have contact with the outside world, 1+1=? It's impossible not to know such a question, right!? Could it be that your IQ has become low!?

"Everybody knows that!!" Xue Nai saw the question of the pedestrian, and was about to burst away in an instant.

"Yay? But isn't the extent of this island more than two hands to be counted, and it can be described in many ways? The pedestrian shouted in surprise, I think he probably lived with Xiao Ling for too long, thinking that everyone on the island was an arithmetic idiot like Xiao Ling!

"I'll hit you!" Xue Nai glared at the passers-by with some dissatisfaction and said, "We're still in school!" ”

"There's a school here, huh?" Looking at the passerby's stupid appearance, I didn't bother to remind him that the last time Chikage invited him to be a teacher at school, but at that time he was completely focused on eating curry rice, probably not hearing it.

"However, the teacher has to think about it before going to class, about once or twice a month." Helplessly, she said, "So most of us are self-taught!" ”

"But I've never seen Xiaoling go to school?" The pedestrian said to me suspiciously, I shrugged my shoulders and ignored him, seeing that Xiaoling is so bad at calculations, fools know that she will skip school 100%! It's not like I haven't done something like this, and students who haven't skipped school aren't good students!

"Okay, that's all for the joke, I'll give you another question." The pedestrian smiled and quickly wrote on the blackboard, and I roughly figured out the answer at a glance, brain development is not fake!

"You all solve this problem, one minute only!" The pedestrians laughed and put down the chalk and said to everyone, including the bear.

"Who would!!" Tsuyin and Xue Nai complained together, but they still obediently counted it, because Xiao Xiong had already begun to answer, and of course the two girls who didn't admit defeat would not be left behind.

As for the outcome, all I can say is that the two of them are tied again, and we still have to save some face for them, right? But the IQ of the animals here is too high, right!? Even the intelligence of human beings is a little incomparable, and the world outside the island is definitely cherished and protected animals! Although their appearance alone can be used as a zoo sign, all of them are very cute!

Because there were already two ties, pedestrians quickly decided on the third competition to see who did the best housework to judge who was a mature woman! Looking at the way he snickered, I knew with my knees that he was planning to let them do the daywork, but would two competitive girls really do housework so calmly? Especially the two girls who are still very powerful and destructive, I seem to see the miserable smiles of pedestrians.

"You supervise their work slowly, I'll go back first, remember to call me when you have dinner!" I waved my hand, said goodbye to the pedestrian and flashed first, the next scene is absolutely out of control, I don't want to wait for Xiaoling to come back and even I will be arrested to work!

I was bored playing games at home, and I just wanted to see if Xiaoling had come back, when I heard Xiaoling's roar: "Clean it up for me immediately!! "The sound shook me like my house was going to collapse, I didn't expect Xiao Ling, who has always been gentle and lovely, to have a temper so terrifying, Hedong Lion's roar or something is simply weak!?

"Forget it, let's eat fairy beans today, Xiaoling's side, I still don't want to go over......" I rubbed my stinging ears with palpitations, and smiled gloatingly. Pedestrian, it's better for you to see through the essence of the girls here as soon as possible, otherwise I can imagine what kind of Shura field you will live in in the future!