029 This blessing of physical fitness is not affordable to ordinary people
Don't look at General Wu is now just a general soldier in charge of the escort of prisoners, he used to be an errand next to the current lord Xie Yunjing, and he was quite valued, but at that time, his daughter disappeared, and he wanted to find his daughter, so he resigned from Xie Yunjing's errand.
Although he has been away from Xie Yunjing for a long time, Wu Zongbing still remembers the Xie family crest, according to the convention, once Xie Yunjing becomes the lord of the country, all the utensils and decorations in the palace will be added to the Xie family crest, and the ordinary stone in front of him has the Xie family crest, and it is finely carved, not like it is carved casually.
"Uncle, do you recognize this stone?" Ning Ning saw that Mr. Wu was looking at the stone in a daze, so he couldn't help but interrupt his thoughts, for fear that Mr. Wu would also be affected by this stone.
She was sure that the stone had long been purified by the thunder, but for some reason, she was always very uneasy in her heart.
General Wu hurriedly held the stone in his hand and shook his head, "It's nothing, Ning Ning is thanks to you this time, otherwise these poor people will never be able to return home." ”
"Nope." Ning Ning grinned and scratched her head.
As he spoke, the official had already picked up the bones and put them away, and the general soldier Wu was worried that the tiger would still be infested, so he also urged everyone to leave quickly.
Ning Ning sat on Sang Qingyan's shoulder and shouted happily, "Go home." ”
Seeing Ning Ning so happy, Sang Qingyan was relieved and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately she didn't have an accident, otherwise how could he be worthy of his mother and Ning Ning.
Before he finished his breath, he was suddenly strangled by Ning Ning.
"Oh no, brother, Ning Ning forgot!" Ning Ning suddenly shouted, "Brother, go that way, go that way." ”
"Forgot something?" Sang Qingyan was dragged by Ning Ning, so she could only follow the direction she pointed.
General Wu Bing and they were even more inexplicable, and they didn't know what Ning Ning was doing at all.
"Little girl, what's over there? Why do you have to be in the past? Zhao Mazi couldn't help but call Ning Ning, although this forest has a feeling of extra freshness, it seems to be particularly calm, but don't forget that there are tigers who don't know where to hide.
"It's that person, that fierce and vicious person, who has to make a bet with Ning Ning!" Ning Ning said loudly: "Ning Ning forgot, he is still sleeping over there." ”
"Sleep!?" When General Wu heard this, he remembered that there was still a commander Zhang in the forest.
He suddenly got anxious and slept in this forest!? When did Commander Zhang become so bold? Didn't he hear the roar of the tiger?
Speaking of which, I didn't see Commander Zhang appear when he made a fuss like that just now, could it be that he has already ......
"Quick, go, go and see how Commander Zhang is!" Wu Zongbing immediately ordered.
Although those officials were also a little afraid of tigers, they also rushed in the direction that Ning Ning pointed out without hesitation when they thought of their brotherhood.
Ning Ning saw that General Wu was so anxious that his face turned white, and he hurriedly spoke to reassure, "Uncle, don't worry, that person will be fine, Ning Ning promises that there is no one who dares to hurt him in this forest." ”
Guarantee!? What does a little girl guarantee for a film?
Although General Wu also felt that Ning Ning was unusual, but this is the forest, that is the tiger, can even the tiger listen to Ning Ning's words, and say that if you don't touch it, you won't touch it?
Although he thought so in his heart, Wu Zongbing still reluctantly squeezed out a smile, "Really? Then, I'm relieved. ”
Ning Ning looked at his ugly smile, so he couldn't help but pout, rested his head on Sang Qingyan's head, and muttered: "Even the uncle doesn't believe in Ning Ning, and Ning Ning didn't deceive people, that person was soaked in the tiger's urine, he is the tiger's person, who dares to hurt him in this forest?" ”
Her voice was so small that only Chief Wu and Sang Qingyan heard it.
The two of them immediately lowered their voices and said in unison, "What!?" Urine? "The face was in disbelief.
In other words, the tigers have seen Commander Zhang, so why don't they eat him, but pee on him!?
It's unreasonable to think about this, and neither of them dares to speak out, for fear that it is Ning Ning's little girl's nonsense, and besides, this is a pee, if others know how to gain a foothold in front of everyone after Commander Zhang is known.
But the more I walked over, the more I could smell the heavy smell, and people couldn't help but cover their noses.
Zhao Mazi, who was so curious, couldn't help but step forward and said repeatedly: "Ouch, what does this smell like?" It's even smellier than the dog at the door in my house used to pull pee! ”
Wu Zongbing and Sang Qingyan couldn't help but glance at each other, and smiled bitterly, could it be that Ning Ning was right?
Before they got closer, they saw that the officials who had gone to Commander Zhang first just now seemed to be surrounded by something, and they didn't dare to approach, and their hands were still covering their noses.
Zhao Mazi stepped forward in three steps and two steps to push away the officials, and saw Commander Zhang lying in a pool of golden water, well, more like urine, with his eyes closed, sleeping very sweetly, and even snoring, and the urine that was blown up splashed into his mouth.
"He, he's not going to drink that thing again!?" Zhao Mazi couldn't help but shout, attracting everyone to watch.
Seeing this, everyone showed disgusted expressions.
Only Ning Ning said with a serious face: "There are a lot of essence elements in the tiger urine, but if you make up for it, that uncle will be able to avoid all diseases in the future." ”
That, that's really pee!?
Everyone immediately looked disgusted, and they still want to drink!? Forget it, they can't afford this blessing of physical fitness.
It's okay if this Commander Zhang insists on making a bet with a little girl, and now he is still sleeping in the urine and is comfortable with it, which is simply embarrassing for them! General Wu's face was ugly, and he ordered someone to come forward and wake up Commander Zhang.
The officials were very disgusted and refused to come forward.
General Wu was so angry that he took matters into his own hands, and pulled out the water bladder on his waist to wake up Commander Zhang.
Ning Ning suddenly stopped him, "Uncle Wu, I'm afraid that water won't work, and water can't restrain water." ”
"What do you say?" Wu Zongbing replied casually, that was just right, there was no need to waste his water.
"Tuke water, that urine, well, it's barely water." Ning Ning tilted her head and thought for a while before she said seriously.
"Okay, just do what Ning Ning said." As he spoke, Mr. Wu looked around and suddenly caught a glimpse of a large stone.
He walked forward quickly, picked up the stone, and smashed it directly into Commander Zhang's ear.
Boom!
The sound of the stone falling down made people frightened, and everyone was afraid that General Wu would kill someone by mistake, and when the dust cleared, they heard the whimper of Commander Zhang, and then their hearts were put down.
"Hmm, it's noisy, who's it!? Dare to make Lao Tzu sleep! Commander Zhang rubbed his eyes sleepily and shouted.
With a blurry look in the eyes of the general soldier of Shangwu, Commander Zhang suddenly sobered up a little, "Great, my lord, why are you here!?" ”
"Are you embarrassed to say!? Look at the good things you've done!? Wu Zongbing said coldly: "Come on, send him out!" ”
"Yes!"
It wasn't until Commander Zhang arrived at the camp where they were resting that he knew what had happened, and he was immediately angry and hateful, he was urinated and laughed at by everyone, even the most lowly people dared to laugh at him, it was all the dead girl named Ning Ning!
Even if he is embarrassed and thrown home today, he will pull that girl into the water!
At this time, he suddenly touched something from his arms, he didn't even change his clothes, he went to find Mr. Wu with the smell of urine, and he knelt down directly regardless of whether Mr. Wu was talking in Ningning, "My lord, my bet with that little girl at the beginning was still counting!?" ”
Mr. Wu raised his eyes impatiently and glanced at him, "What do you want to do?" ”
Ning Ning was so frightened that she subconsciously bit her lower lip, "Ning Ning, Ning Ning didn't hunt anything......"
Commander Zhang felt even more in his arms when he heard this, so he took out the thing in his arms and handed it over, "No matter what, I hunted this thing anyway, is there anything bigger than me in that little girl?" ”
When the onlookers heard this, they all stepped forward to take a look, and then looked confused and disgusted, this, this thing needs to be hunted!?
In Commander Zhang's hand was a foot-long, swarthy earthworm, and it even squirmed in the palm of his hand.