Chapter 80: Sanji's Tragedy
Robin usually looks like a gentle big sister, coupled with the intellectual sensuality cultivated by liking reading, it is easy for people to think that she will not fight for anything. But after getting along for so long, I have long seen Robin's hidden black belly attribute!
Nami usually wants to cultivate a relationship with me alone, but Robin always appears with a smile and then stands there watching without saying anything. Although Nami has a bold personality, she still can't make love to me in front of Robin or something, so she can only retreat with a sad defeat. For this reason, I, who have been provoked by Nami several times, will naturally not let Robin go.
Although I haven't eaten Robin until now, I've done everything I should kiss and touch! But even so, Robin will still happily run to destroy Nami's little abacus, and then willingly accept my fragrant punishment, does Robin still have M attributes? That's really ...... I love it so much!
Well, in fact, whether Robin has a black belly attribute or an M attribute, I like her, as long as she really likes someone, the other party's shortcomings will also become advantages, not to mention that Robin's performance is not a disadvantage at all! This is the cute attribute that my generation is pursuing!
As a Heavenly Dao, I directly ignored Sanji's "die, die, die" eye attack, so you can continue to be envious, jealous and hateful! Wha!
Although the Flying Fish Knights are very tenacious in battle, it is a pity that their opponents are too strong! If I hadn't taught Luffy their Navy Six, maybe these flying guys would have been able to cause Luffy a little trouble, but even if they didn't know Navy Six, with Luffy's strength, they could easily get rid of these guys, the difference was only the length of time.
Luffy, who was standing in mid-air on the moon step, ignored the attacks of the enemies in front of him, looked at the flying fish flying around with a smile and said, "Sa! Which one looks better? ”
It's not even fun, at most, it's just the extent of moving the body, and the opponent's Flying Fish Knights were beaten down by Luffy, Luffy seized a huge flying fish for food, and a flying fish for a toy mount......
"Ale?" Luffy suddenly shook his body in mid-air, and the moon step automatically stopped, and then his whole body fell. Luffy, who fell into the other party's house, touched his stomach and said pitifully, "I'm so hungry...... I don't have the strength anymore. ”
"Ahh Seeing the beautiful Kemi sister, I forgot to make lunch!! I really shouldn't have to make a beautiful lady hungry! Sanji stood on the deck and watched Luffy smash a hole in someone's house, and said with hindsight. But looking at his appearance, he didn't care at all about not feeding Luffy and causing Luffy to lose his combat effectiveness.
Compared with the beauty, the captain is completely a floating cloud! Sanji has always pursued the chivalry of a priority lady! Everything good on the ship is given to a few girls first, Luffy and they can only eat the rest, and my treatment is even worse. By the way, Zorro's food level is the same as mine, the reason? Men with girls are damned!!
But even if Sanji treats him so differently, Luffy wants to eat something delicious, and he can't stop it. As for me? As long as I have something to eat, I don't care, and Nami always likes to feed me.
There is only one truth! The 10,000-year-old elementary school student tells you that the saddest thing on the ship is Zorro, who can't let go of his face and grabs food like Luffy, and is destined to eat the worst! And that's why Zorro and Sanji always get into a fight after eating, uh...... That's one of the reasons.
"Luffy is okay, right?" Chopper looked at the house that Luffy fell into worriedly, and the little doctor who was simply overdone was a little worried that Luffy would get hurt.
It turns out that even if he is hungry and has no strength, Luffy will not be injured by falling from the sky, and he breaks through the wooden door of the house and runs out. It's just that Luffy came out with several spearguns and a man sitting on top of a cow.
A huge black yak broke through the house and walked out.
"I actually crackled and knocked all my people down!" The man sitting on the black yak was wearing a full-coverage helmet on his head, so no one else saw his current expression, but listening to the voice, he knew that the other party was extremely unhappy now.
"Do you think they are flies and mosquitoes? That's the Flying Fish Knights!! "The man in the Iron Mask, whom Hachi called him, is obviously the leader of the Flying Fish Knights, and he is staring at us at this time, and the weapon in his hand is also pointing at the Sunshine.
Well, I'm sure he's not referring to the Sunshine, but Sanji, who is standing on the deck of the ship. Maybe even Sanji himself sensed the other party's malice towards him, and his muscles tensed up and he was ready to attack at any time, or maybe his chivalry exploded and wanted to protect Nami and Robin behind him.
I really want to tell Sanji that there is a life existence that I don't exist in the entire universe and can harm Nami and Robin! However, Sanji, who has always ignored men's opinions, will basically never listen.
"It's a good day!" The man in the iron mask trembled and said, neither scared nor nervous, but excited: "I have dreamed countless times! A man who wants to kill with his own hands!! Appearing right in front of me, God is really eye-opening!! ”
"What is he talking about?" Nami stood by my side, not worried about being attacked by the other party, if I still need to worry about these things by my side, then I really don't have the face to come out and mess around!
I shrugged my shoulders, glanced at Sanji, and said lightly, "That guy has a feud with one of us for some reason, although it's just his unilateral idea. ”
"The man who suddenly threw me into hell that day!! Even if I want to die with you today! I'm going to slaughter you with my own hands!! The Man in the Iron Mask pointed the strange repeating speargun in his hand at Sanji, and his voice was also raised: "Sanji Kurozu! You've made me wait so hard!! ”
Ale? That's ...... Dialect? I tilted my head and looked at the guy in the distance in amazement, I have been mixing in the One Piece world for so many years, and it is the first time I have heard such a flavorful dialect, it feels very subtle!
"That guy wants to kill me??" Sanji looked at each other with an inexplicable expression on his face, and he really couldn't think of when he had offended the man in front of him.
"Sanji, who is that? Have you offended the other person? Frankie sighed helplessly and looked at Sanji with disdain. He'd seen through the trouble-making skills of the new companions on the ship these days, and he would have wondered if there weren't a few enemies who wanted their lives.
"Was it when I was in the restaurant before? You have a good memory! "Nami also feels troubled by such a god, although I have an opponent in front of her who is not afraid, but it is better not to fight or not to fight, right?
"Did you rob someone's girlfriend?" I smiled and asked additional questions.
"How can I possibly remember it after so many years?" Sanji crossed his fingers to recall his glorious deeds in the past, and said with a sad face: "At that time, I offended people all day long, and!" I haven't done anything about robbing someone's girlfriend!! ”
"Don't play dumb! That's recent! Black feet! "The Man in the Iron Mask was obviously stimulated by Sanji's words, and after roaring at Sanji in a rage, he fired a shot at him, and dozens of spearguns flew towards us.
Nami and Robin, who were standing with me, had no intention of dodging, and a translucent circle of light appeared in front of us, easily blocking the speargun. However, the spearguns that shot at us were only stray arrows, and most of the spearguns were aimed at Sanji and them, but unfortunately they were nimble and dodged by Sanji.
"Something is wrong with these spearguns!" Usopp saw that the lawn that was shot by the speargun began to smoke, and the green turf also turned yellow, his face immediately changed, and he instantly took out his pistol and pointed it at the man in the iron mask in the distance, and his eagle eyes were fully open!
"That's a scorpion speargun! If you are shot for three minutes, you will die! The Man in the Iron Mask said in a low voice, his weapon already reloaded with new ammo.
"Sanji must have robbed someone else's girlfriend! Otherwise, it wouldn't be such a posture of wanting to kill! Nami chatted with Robin about gossip very leisurely, and now there is no need for her to worry about anything, Luffy and they have already eliminated the so-called Flying Fish Knights and surrounded the Iron Mask.
"Quite possibly!" Looking at the speargun in front of him that was constantly hitting the aperture, Robin smiled indifferently.
Sanji dodged the other party's attack and said in confusion, "Even if you say that, I still don't remember who you are!" ”
"Whoever he is! Kill him! The ship is going to be shot into a sieve! Frankie was very distressed and angry that his masterpiece was beaten like this, and shouted to Luffy in the distance: "Hurry up and stop him!" ”
Luffy instantly appeared beside the Man in the Iron Mask and knocked his mask off with one punch, and everyone present was shocked.
"Alright! Take a good look at ......" The Man in the Iron Mask lowered his hands to block Luffy's attack and roared with sadness and anger, "Look at my scarred face!" ”
“...... No way!? ”
“...... This is even more serious than robbing a girlfriend! "Nami was a little incoherent in surprise, I shouldn't have read her some Poor Aunt Yao's novels! Now her mind is full of these inexplicable plots!
Should I be glad I haven't shown Nami the Titanic yet? If Nami suddenly wants to experience Ruth's romance, do I have to prepare a sinking ship for her?? The romance drama is really not suitable for little girls!
"......" Sanji was silent and saw a face that shocked him unimaginablely!
"I've been waiting for this day!" The man in the iron mask, without his mask, burst into tears and said, "I was determined to kill you with my own hands, so I went to sea...... But I'm looking for you so hard! Because the wanted warrant is different from you! ”
"Even if the navy and bounty hunters see you, they may not recognize you!" The man in the iron mask, who continued to burst into tears, took out Sanji's wanted warrant and held it up in front of him, and said to Sanji with hatred, "No! That's impossible! They found you!! ”
Sanji jumped out of the boat and rushed towards the Man in the Iron Mask.
After finding me, they said......" The Man in the Iron Mask, immersed in his grief, did not notice Sanji's whereabouts, and said with tears streaming down his face, "I found you!" Kurofoot Sanji! Then, I said, "It's not me!" I don't know him! I'm not a pirate!! ”
"Can you understand? The fear in my heart when I was hunted down and killed from that day on!! Seeing Sanji rushing towards him, the man in the iron mask, who looked exactly like Sanji's wanted notice, said, "Why! I'm going to be hunted down by the Navy Headquarters!? Why should I hide from those famous bounty hunters!? ”
"What the hell did I do wrong!? Give me back my life!! The Man in the Iron Mask roared at Sanji.
"It's a sad story!" Robin covered his mouth and laughed, not at all sad.
"The world is so big that it's no wonder!" Nami was lying in my arms, her stomach hurting from laughter, and she was now a little weak to speak.
"It's my business!!" Sanji, who had been silent, finally broke out, jumped on the back of the other party's cow, and kicked him in the face that made him unbearable.
"What the hell is my business!? Who else but you can blame!? ”
"Less wordy!! I'm the one who gets annoyed by that wanted post!! ”