Chapter 86: The Lewd Uncle Yellow Ape
The three major admirals and the like are indeed top-level combat power in the One Piece world, but in my eyes, they are not even ants! People who have not really come into contact with the law cannot even perceive the essential power of the world, let alone be able to feel that I, an existence that is above the will of the world, or even the will of the universe.
It's not surprising that Robin will worry about Luffy, although she already knows that I am a god, but she may not be able to understand what kind of power God has. What's more, I am still a higher Heavenly Dao than the so-called God, and she has not even touched my essence, so naturally she does not have much confidence in me.
It's also my negligence.,I've been accompanying Nami and Robin lately.,Living a life of showing affection everywhere.,Or pulling Nami to study all kinds of new poses or something.,Didn't let Robin and them see my power at all.。
It's hard to get rid of the virgin body.,Finally, I don't have to worry about the embarrassment of becoming a god of magic.
I've been a little happy lately, so naturally I don't care about anything like proving my true strength.
"Really, are these guys fighting endlessly!?" After visiting several stores in a row, Nami, who was driven out by the owner on the grounds that she didn't want to be affected by the battle and was ready to flee for her life, finally broke out: "Can you still let me go shopping!?" ”
As soon as Nami finished shouting, she saw a shop not far in front of her that had been beaten into ruins by a very obscene-looking uncle.
“...... Ah Xian!! I can't stand it anymore! Silence these guys for me! Nami roared in rage.
"Understood!" I let go of Robin's little hand with a smile, kissed Nami's angry little face with a smile, and whispered, "Wait a minute, it's going to be chaotic here, don't run around, I'll send you to my divine space to play, it'll be over soon." ”
Without waiting for Nami to say anything, I sent her and Robin directly to my Consciousness Space, where I prepared a lot of things, and I believe that it would be easy for Nami to divert her attention.
It's not that I'm worried that my fight with the Yellow Ape will affect them, even if the Yellow Ape has the fastest speed in the One Piece world, and wants to hurt my woman in my eyes, he's far from qualified!
Although I don't want to admit it, I have always adhered to the principle that women should play at home with peace of mind, and leave everything to me to deal with. Okay, I'll admit I'm a little bit machismo, but so what?
Isn't protecting his woman from being hurt the most important thing a man should do? No matter what others think, at least that's what I think, even though I have become the inheritor of the Heavenly Dao, I still stick to my principles!
Instantly appeared in a messy battlefield, I looked at the yellow ape and a pseudo-Zhengtai wearing a belly pocket, and joined forces to fight Luffy, who was extremely miserable, and they sighed: "Your strength still needs to be improved, even this obscene-looking, at a glance, you know that it is the kind of weird Shu Huang who abducts little Lori to see goldfish, and that guy who is too old to wear a belly pocket and sells cuteness can't beat it!" ”
"Obscene-looking? Blame Shu Xiao!? The yellow ape's lewd smile began to twist.
"Wearing a belly pocket to sell cute ......" Zhan Taomaru trembled, and his armed domineering spirit began to pour into the big axe in his hand.
"Ah Xian!!" Seeing my appearance, Luffy shouted out in surprise.
"Che, if we can win, do you think we will be so embarrassed?" Splitting the peacemaker with a single sword, Zorro spat at me and glared at me, "The opponent is the Seven Martial Seas and the Admiral!" ”
"Real men don't explain! Explanation is disguise, disguise is truth! I ignored the furious Sentomaru and the yellow ape, and grinned and joked at Zoro.
The yellow ape didn't attack me at this time, his distorted smile calmed down, and he said with a smile: "It seems that you are the deputy captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, and the gift you gave to the five old stars made them very angry!" ”
"I don't know why those five old men didn't issue a wanted warrant for you, but your head is worth more than money!" The yellow ape stretched out his finger and pointed at my head, and smiled faintly, while the war Taomaru on the other side also raised a huge axe, ready to attack me at any time.
"Luffy, you guys go first, I'll meet these guys." I ignored the tense Yellow Ape and Sentomaru, and shouted loudly, "The other pirates who are still on this island, if you want to survive, take advantage of this time to escape!" ”
Yellow Ape wasn't too worried about my words, he had absolute confidence in his speed, but Zhan Taomaru didn't see it that way, if too many prisoners escaped from him, it would definitely not be a good thing to wait for him.
"PX-1, stop them!" Then he took out a phone bug and shouted, "PX-2, PX-3, you go and stop the other pirates from escaping!" ”
“PX-1?” I tilted my head to look at the Tyrant Big Bear, who looked exactly like one of the Seven Martial Seas, the Peacemaker, and smiled coldly: "It seems that the World Government has mastered incredible technology, even the cloning technology and the transformation of combat weapons?" Interesting! ”
Without giving Yellow Ape and Sentomaru a chance to react, I instantly appeared in front of Peacemaker PX-1 and slapped him on the head. The peacemaker who suppressed Luffy and all of them was slapped out by me under the stunned gaze of everyone, and lost all of his functions in mid-air.
"The technology is still very immature, is there only a simple identification system other than combat? A combat robot that doesn't even have an intelligent AI is just a piece of scrap metal! I shook my head boredly as I looked at the peacemaker who exploded as it fell to the ground.
The only thing that the peacemaker deserves praise is the energy generation device in his body, probably what rare energy is used as power to support what a large pile of waste products, barely reaching the level of strength of the Seven Martial Seas.
"Who the hell are you!? Why do you know the secrets of our institute!? Sentomaru slashed at me with an axe, but I flashed it easily, and he could only glare at me with anger on his face.
I didn't answer Sentomaru's question, disappeared in an instant, and appeared in an instant, stretched out his hand to stop the yellow ape who wanted to chase Luffy with an eight-foot mirror, and said to the yellow ape with wide-eyed eyes with a smile: "I won't let you chase after it, little Lori is a rare treasure on our ship, you lewd uncle still died that heart!" ”
Saying that the yellow ape is a lewd uncle, this is really not wronging him, if he didn't wear the general's cloak, just looking at his face would definitely be regarded as a lewd uncle!
"Heavenly Cloud Sword!" As a top combat force in the navy, the yellow ape naturally would not be affected by my words, and almost at the moment when his attack was interrupted, he pulled out a long sword composed entirely of light from his palm and slashed at me.
The eight-foot mirror, the heavenly cluster of clouds, and the eight-foot Qiong Hook Jade, the three major artifacts of the neon man have become the tricks of the yellow ape, do you want to take the stupid woman in the sky? I smiled coldly, and directly reached out and grabbed the Yellow Ape's Tiancong Cloud Sword, and with a twist of my hand, I broke the trick he was proud of.
"Even if it's a real Tiancong Cloud Sword, it's just an apple sharpening knife in front of me, do you think such a trick will be useful to me?" I threw the lightsaber in my hand, and the broken lightsaber turned into a point of light, and re-completed the Yellow Ape's Heavenly Cloud Sword.
Gently raising his other hand, he grabbed the axe infused with the domineering armor of Sentomaru, and then ignored his horrified gaze, and threw the axe towards the yellow ape with the people.
Naturally, such an attack could not hurt the yellow ape, and he disappeared in an instant with the speed of light, and then appeared in front of me and raised his foot and kicked at my lifeline: "Light speed kick!" ”
"! Does the old guy want me to cut off my children and grandchildren? I cursed angrily, letting go of the axe in my hand, dodging his attack faster than the yellow ape.
Although with my current body, even if I was really kicked by the yellow ape's light-speed kick, it would definitely not cause me the slightest damage. But it's the most vulnerable place for men, and no matter whether it will hurt me or not, I'll reflexively avoid it.
"I'm a man who has only recently lived a happy life! Are you a widow who wants people to be my woman? "I glared at the yellow ape with some annoyance, but there are still two beautiful wives waiting for me to feed, how dare you kick me!?
"Huh? You can actually dodge my attack, it seems that the five old stars still have a low opinion of you. The yellow ape didn't explain anything for the shameless attack he had just made, and looked at me with a slight smile and said, "I really didn't expect to meet a master like you in this place, it seems that it is not okay not to be serious!" ”
Seriously, your sister! I complained fiercely in my heart, did this thing start to hold a grudge against me just after I was called a lewd uncle, so he planned to be despicable and attack my next three ways? I thought that powerful masters like the three major generals had their own dignity and would not use any despicable and shameless tricks!
"Zorro!!" In the direction where Luffy fled, there was the mournful sound of Guina.
"It seems that we have finally caught up, if you escape, we will be nagged by the old man of the Warring States for a long time when we go back!" The yellow ape also heard the voice over there, and said to me with a smile on his face, but the way he laughed was really obscene!!
The corners of my mouth hooked slightly, and my divine consciousness enveloped the entire earth, far more clearly than the yellow ape knew. What happened to Luffy and them was simply that the tyrant Big Bear helped Luffy and them escape from the Chambord Islands, and Zoro was now shot into the sky by Big Bear, and his destination was where Hawkeye Mihawk lived.
Luffy is the leader of a new era, which is not only seen by the red-haired Shanks and Reilly, but also by many people. The tyrant Big Bear would rather give up his consciousness and welcome the arrival of a new era, so naturally he would not watch Luffy and them die here. What's more, Luffy is still the son of Big Bear's original boss Dragon!
"I've always wondered why you take the world's nobles so seriously, even if they blatantly sell people, I don't see you punish them." The plot went to the place I wanted to see, and I naturally didn't have the ** to fight with the yellow ape, but asked such a question with great interest.
As for the Yellow Ape's attack on my little brother before, I don't care so carefully, it would be too embarrassing. I won't tell the yellow ape, I have already recorded this matter in a small book, just waiting to trouble him in the future!
"Although it is true that the old man does not like those people, but the privileged class always needs special treatment, who let their ancestors have indelible merits for the world government?" The yellow ape sighed helplessly, and then began to attack me again.
"Beating the world nobles is equivalent to challenging the majesty of the world government, in order to maintain the supremacy of the world government, although the old man is very happy with your actions, he still wants to arrest you!"