Chapter 22: When I wake up, it's cool

After a wonderful and long dream about the World of Warcraft ended perfectly, Zhang Kaikai slowly opened his eyes, looked around blankly, and found that he was asleep leaning on the chair in front of the computer.

If this sentence is at the very end of the previous chapter, the author can already be justifiably unfinished.

But this is the first sentence of a new chapter.

And so it all had to go on.

Zhang Kaikai stretched his waist, yawned long, and suddenly felt a feeling of being soaked in cold liquid in his chest. He suddenly remembered the old incident of being splashed on his head by an orc girl in a dream just now, and hurriedly looked at his chest, only to realize that it was the saliva from his mouth that soaked the clothes on his chest.

Kai Kai hurriedly wiped the remaining traces of saliva from the corners of his mouth with his sleeve before he really woke up.

Through the light outside, he saw at a glance that in front of the computer that had been turned off, a cold roast duck was wrapped in a plastic bag, and there was a small bottle of two-pot head next to it.

If you smell it carefully, there is still a hint of choking smell in the air after the fire has burned.

Kai Kai fumbled and pressed the table lamp, and the miserable white LED light illuminated the room clearly, but Kai Kai was not used to such bright lights, and blinked for a long time before he eased up.

Everything is business as usual, and today is still New Year's Day 2020.

Kai Kai looked at his watch, it was 3 o'clock in the morning, he may have fallen asleep for more than two hours, first to fight the fire and then to mediate at the police station or something, his body was already exhausted, and he could still feel seriously sleepy.

Kai Kai patted his head, not feeling that he had any kind of "system" in his dream, nor did he feel that he had any character information panel in front of him that he had just seen in the world of Azeroth.

He remembered the dream he had just had about World of Warcraft and smiled self-deprecatingly.

Impossible, I stayed there for a few days, how could it be that it was still New Year's Day.

Alas, if only there was a system or dragon that could save them from this terrible situation!

Ahem, stop dreaming, there are no miracles in this world

- What is a miracle, isn't a miracle something that is impossible to happen?

Well, it's just a disturbing dream that disturbs the tranquility of a miserable life, and it's good to wake up from it.

At this time, another burst of heavy sleepiness hit, Zhang Kaikai really couldn't stand it, reached out and turned off the lamp, lay on his bed on all fours, didn't take off his clothes, and fell asleep like this.

……

"Bang ......"

Zhang Kaikai was awakened by a rude knock on the door, he sat up and found that the sky was already bright.

The sound of the courtyard door still tinkling and clanging, and the sound was as loud as the beating of a drum.

"Who? Funeral service! ”

Kai Kai muttered, grabbed a pair of shoes and put them on his feet, and trotted all the way to open the door.

Out of his room and through the small courtyard, Zhang Kaikai ran to the gate of the courtyard in a few clicks, pulled the door bolt and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, a shriveled old man in his sixties stood in front of the gate with a twisted eyebrow, pointed at Zhang Kaikai's nose and scolded.

"Zhang Kaikai! You kid finally dare to open the door. I told you, don't want to run, burn my house, don't go anywhere if you don't accompany me with pork. Don't rely on that old policeman to support you, let me tell you that there is a place to reason now! ”

Who could this man be? Yesterday, I burned the hob meat of the pigsty, Zhang Kaikai's neighbor Li Jianjian!

This old guy is really unreasonable, he has long promised to affirm compensation, and even signed a letter of guarantee, where can he not accompany him now?

"Uncle Li, Uncle Li, don't shout yet, if you have something to say......"

Kaikai tried to reassure him.

Who knew that the old man glared and became more and more unreasonable!

"Let me stop talking? Why! Li Jianjian's eyes were about to pop up, "Why don't you say it well when you kid is playing with fire?" Let me tell you, is your little baby itching...... Yesterday was so hot...... I'm just looking for you to reason today...... I'm not done with you......"

Listening to Li Jianjian's non-stop chatter, Zhang Kaikai became a little nameless. But reason desperately suppressed his feelings, he thought in his heart that he must listen to Officer Zhou's words, and quickly accompanied the money, and the matter was over.

So Kai Kai laughed against his heart and said, "Uncle Li, I didn't mean that!" I mean, you look at this big holiday, you are yelling so much that your neighbors can't rest......"

In fact, after Li Jianshe made such a fuss, the neighbors had already rushed over and gathered around the street to watch the excitement from afar.

There are generally no major events in the countryside.

Zhang Kaikai's house is on fire as a recent major event, and Li Jianjian's slander is also a ......

The two major events come together, and the neighbors certainly have to satisfy their curiosity. They all gathered in the open space outside Zhang Kaikai's house, and they talked about it while watching.

In fact, everyone knows what's going on, and Li Jianshe has not slandered people once or twice.

It's just that this old scoundrel is very difficult, and this time it was Zhang Kaikai who was the first to lose, even if the neighbor had the heart to say something fair, he couldn't find a reason to intervene for a while.

Most people still bite their ears and whisper,

"Hey, look at Li Jianjian, that old scoundrel has started to ...... again"

"But isn't it, Li Jianshe was holding back the bad water yesterday, and when he heard that he came from the police station, he shouted all over the street that he must not let Xiao Kai go."

"Xiao Kai is so pitiful, he was entangled by such an old bastard, don't you look at it, this is to give Xiao Kai a horse today, I guess I want to pit people and do something else."

"Be quiet! How dare you say he's an old bastard? Don't talk so badly! Don't let that old bastard hear me......"

……

Li Jianshe saw that there were so many onlookers, and he became more and more excited, jumping to his feet and continuing to scold, while scolding and looking left and right in the courtyard.

Zhang Kaikai listened to his more and more ugly scolding, gritted his teeth, and said in his heart, I will go to your ancestors! It's really difficult. Forget it, just pay him money first, don't let this guy make trouble again, even if Lao Zi eats swill for two months, he has to fight first, you scoundrel.

Withdraw money and go!

I still have some savings (24,000 yuan) in my card, which was originally to repay the bank's monthly loan interest and daily expenses, so I can't take it out to him first.

"Okay, don't talk about it, I'll lose you money now!"

Sighing, Kai Kai reached out and took out his mobile phone, wanting to check where the nearest urban and rural outlets in Yudu were, but when he took out his mobile phone, he saw a short message on the screen.

[Dear customer Mr. Zhang Kaikai, your bank card with the tail number 4414 has just withdrawn 24,000 yuan, and now the balance of your account is 0 yuan. 】

What the hell? How much will this happen? Has your card been stolen?

Zhang Kaikai hurriedly read the date of this message, which was 2:30 a.m. on January 1, 2020......

This...... Could it be that the points exchanged by the system in the dream are all true?

If it's true, wouldn't he have pork to pay him? There are at least more than 30 pieces of wild boar in his carry-on space, which is enough to compensate him for pork.

Kai Kai checked his mind again, but it was still empty, no system, no personal space, no pork......

I said it's a dream, can a dream be taken seriously?

Return the system, return the Warcraft, and still want to dream at this time, I'm afraid it's not a bad pen......

Grandma's bank card is gone, so it must still be stolen......

Now his situation is even more inflammatory......

Kai Kai felt sorry for himself, and his face changed color.

This scene has long been seen by the old scoundrel Li Jianjian.

Li Jianshe just heard Zhang Kaikai say that he wanted to pay back, but he looked at his phone again and stopped talking, knowing that Zhang Kaikai couldn't get the money, he immediately shouted loudly: "Don't fill me with garlic!" If you don't give me money today, I'll take your black pig away, and you still owe me a pig anyway! As he spoke, he raised his hand and pointed behind Zhang Kaikai.

Black pigs? Zhang Kaikai said in his heart that my family doesn't raise pigs, where did the black pigs come from?

He turned around and looked in the direction of Li Jianjian's finger......

I'll it!

Isn't this "a pig that takes your blood"?