Chapter 73: Orgrimmar has no city management
The words of the Two-Legged Wyvern Administrator startled Kai Kai. But the news that someone is going to do something to the blood elves is not hard to imagine.
Tribes are not monolithic.
While most of the orc and troll leader Woking are able to unite tightly around the new tribal core centered around the Great Chief Thrall, there are also many orc clans who blindly accommodate the alliance with Thrall or accuse Thrall of being "too partial to other non-orc races" in their internal affairs. β
After saving the orcs from danger, Thrall did not adopt the method of forcibly absorbing the mixed clans, but appointed the strong man or clan leader of the clan as the chief to continue to lead the clan according to the orc tradition. This, of course, brought the convenience of ruling during the stage when the new tribes were recovering from their strength, but it also led to the rise of heresy in various clans.
After the Warsong Clan was tempted by demons to drink the blood of the Fallen and mistakenly beheaded Cenarius, Thrall had to rethink the orc's organizational structure, but it was difficult to reorganize it.
Kaikai had long heard that many of the Fireblade Clan believed in a sect that secretly opposed Thrall, and this was almost semi-public news from Orgrimmar, but most orcs were not surprised.
On the one hand, this is determined by the relatively lax ideological management of the tribes, but it also shows a grim fact - this disgust with "dirty peace" has a popular base among the orcs.
Compared to the trolls attached to the orcs, the Minotaur and the Forsaken are more like a word that Kai Kai hears in the real world - listen to tunes and not listen to announcements.
Both the Minotaur and the Forsaken have their own main city and have their own core army and full power structure. Even when Gianna's father attacked Durotal, Thrall had a hard time asking the Minotaur chief Kane Bloodhoof to send troops to relieve the siege.
This is true in the real world of Azeroth, where the Horde is never monolithic, and neither is the Alliance.
In the face of danger, the heroic battle of the Horde (or Alliance) soldiers, regardless of each other and fearless to defend the safety of their main city and leader, is more often the case in the game.
Kai Kai rushed to the Pavilion [Tribal Wings] located in the core area of the tribe in the Wisdom Valley where the Blood Elf Mission was staying, and the building next to the [Thrall's Fortress] was a three-story red-roofed house in the standard orc style.
Standing on the upper floor of the pavilion and looking at it from afar, the opposite side happened to be the huge demonic remains of the demon Manolos of the tribe that slashed and seduced the warsong clan and the hell roaring chieftain of the warsong clan.
This is a great reflection of the wisdom of the orcsβthe bravado of savagery, the unabashed proclamation of violence, and the warning and coercion of the various "friends" who meet the Great Chief.
Kai Kai stood on the square of Wisdom Valley, and saw that the guard force of the pavilion post [Tribe's Wings] was as usual, and he was relieved to know that nothing had happened.
The guards guarding the pavilion were all guards directly under Sal himself.
These elite guards of the high-ranking warriors of the One Water were the first elite war force directly under Thrall's own command of Thrall's chief thinker, the orc veteran Tyrion Ferdin, whom Tirio Fording called "noble as a paladin".
Although it was almost universally known that the Blood Elves had come to Orgrimmar, the Tribal Pavilion had not made any envoy signs. [Horde Wings] is the same as usual, but Kai Kai can see the dark sentinels scattered around - the guard force is also loose on the outside and tight on the inside.
Now the question is, how do you notify Teresa?
Kai Kai couldn't think of a suitable way, after all, it was unthinkable for a civilian to enter the diplomatic pavilion, unless the blood elves took the initiative to let him follow him like last time.
Swap for a thief's [Stealth] and sneak in?
- Believe it or not, before you can walk through the door, you are swarmed by high-ranking warriors as assassins and beaten half to death......
Unleash a Warlock's Eye of Kilrog?
- In 20 seconds, the high-level magic system of the Thrall Fortress can directly locate the specific location of the spellcaster, and Kai Kai will definitely have to enter the gendarmerie of the "Broken Hand" to sit on the tiger chair and drink chili water......
Fold a paper airplane and throw it in?
- It is said that there are more than 40 pairs of eyes staring at this pavilion 50 meters away, and not even a fly can fly in. Even if you can get in, where is the paper that can fold airplanes? The "paper" that Orgrimmar uses now is the "parchment" made of the highlands of the Oakland Mountains directly supplied by the Frostwolf Clan, which is a bit thick when folded and a little thin when sewn into a ball......
What should I do?
Kai Kai was worried on the side, and could only watch the time pass little by little, seeing that noon was coming.
Just when Kai Kai was at a loss, he suddenly had an idea to figure out a major trick - Orgrimmar has no city management!
Ordinary people would definitely not be able to react to the fact that "Orgrimmar has no city management" has anything to do with "how can he inform the blood elves", but Kai Kai can immediately think of how valuable it is to him when he is in Orgrimmar.
Without saying a word, Kai Kai bought a pile of firewood from the merchant hall [Asolan Market] in the Wisdom Valley for three copper coins, and then estimated the closest distance that the pavilion guards could tolerate, and found a small flat land upwind of the [Tribe's Wings] and the slope leading to the second floor of the Dark Alley District.
Kai Kai took out the hot pot from his personal space and poured red oil, sprinkled red pepper on the red oil, and then put the most choking seasoning, and made a fire to burn the hot pot!
You can set up a stall without chengguan!
He also put all the spices he prepared around the hot pot (of course, they all tore off the packaging), what purple knock, sand kernels, nutmeg, cinnamon, cloves, peppercorns, cumin, wood, angelica, sannai, good ginger, dried ginger, star anise, dried chili peppers and other messes - all neatly stacked on large parchment.
He was afraid that the taste of the red oil hot pot was not big enough, and he specially learned to shout like a vendor selling thirteen spices in the real world.
"Little parchment, boxy, dwarf faux paper of Ironforge;
The tribe used it to wrap weapons, and the alliance used it to remember the holy light, and this paper fell into my hand, and the bags were all thirteen incense;
The summer is hot, the winter is cool, and the thirteen incense is inseparable from winter and summer;
Relatives and friends come to the party, roll up their sleeves and go to the kitchen, the fried and fried are delicious, and the pot of chicken, duck and fish is fragrant......"
Kai Kai shouted loudly, and after a while, a bunch of Orgrimmar residents surrounded him - Wisdom Valley couldn't help but pass through Orgrimmar residents, and this place was quite close to the dark alley area where he sold things - most of them were middle-aged and elderly female orcs, and they all asked Kai Kai what he was selling.
Kai Kai shouted loudly to let Teresa in the pavilion hear, and it was not for these vegetable aunts.
But it was not obvious that it was too obvious, so he smiled and perfunctory them and said, "These are all spices collected from Mogaolei, which are particularly valuable, and they are used for seasoning when cooking!" β
The orcs looked at each other - the minotaur still needs to be seasoned for cooking?
The orcs think that even if it is a whole Kodo beast, it can be boiled or directly roasted, and if a fly falls into it, it should be seasoned. I didn't expect the minotaur to have special plant condiments.
Seeing the red oil hot pot boiling, the oil and chili peppers tumbling up and down, a strong spicy aroma gradually spread, and the orcs also wanted to try it a little novelly.
The middle-aged and elderly female orcs asked Kai Kai about how much these messy hay seeds were.
"A silver coin ......," Kai Kai said in a long tone.
The orcs exclaimed!
ββ¦β¦ A small pile of silver coins! Kai Kai finished.
The orcs immediately spat collectively to express their dissatisfaction......
While this was going to be a buzzing here, an Orgrimmar Elite Guard squeezed into the crowd and shouted at Kai Kai in a rough voice, "Hey, little Minotaur! Someone wants to buy your stuff, come with me! β