Chapter 134: Master Fool
The goblin, Fizix, was dressed in shabby clothes, but still wore a tuxedo, a bow tie and a hat, which according to the goblins was already a decent person's full outfit.
Goblin Fitzx gracefully paced up to the caravan leader, holding his hat and bowing deeply.
"Dear Mr. Sbotlaw! This is the first time I have followed you to trade, and I know that without your wise leadership, our caravan would be in chaos like a slug falling into the toilet, please allow me to express my highest respect for your wisdom and martial arts......"
The leader of the goblin caravan waved his hand in disgust, "These things are known to everyone!" Don't say it, hurry up and translate the language of the centaur! ”
"Yes sir!"
Fizx was not in the slightest displeased with the leader's bored look, but kept his best smile and said,
"I think it would be a great honor if you could make it an honor for me to meet Lord Gazruwe back in Ratchet City!"
"Impossible! Who is Lord Ghazruwi? How to meet you! And you asked me to take you there...... It's ridiculous! Who am I? How could it take you to do such a thing? This is simply an insult to my noble soul! The goblin leader looked incredulous.
Gazruvi is the supreme leader of Ratchet City, and he is a high-ranking official of Ratchet City, how could he bring a penniless goblin to meet him?
That's too impolite, isn't it? So this thing is simply impossible!
"If you consider my proposal, I am personally willing to pass on all of my thirty silver coins to you in return for helping a poor stranger!" Fitzx smiled.
"Deal!" The caravan leader said categorically.
Kai Kai, who witnessed the whole process, almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, and dared to buy a noble soul for 30 silver coins......
A group of goblins vying for translation muttered next to Kai Kai, "Fitzx, a big fool, he doesn't know anything about Sbotlaw, and if I want to come, 10 silver coins will be enough......"
"I only need eight!"
"You are all fools, I asked the lady of Sbotlaw to cut the bread herself for me last time for six silver coins......"
“…… Hey, you're also expensive, if you give me 60 copper coins, I'll let my wife accompany you to dinner, and by the way, give you a farewell kiss ......"
Listening to a series of conversations with goblins around him, Kai Kai had a deeper understanding of the lower limit of goblins.
……
Over there, Fizx had already begun translating the centaur for the caravan leader.
Fizix listened to the Centaur Leader Fanatical Verrogo with a breezy face, "Carson asked! (With the help of the [World Voice Translator], Kai Kai understood that this was to "let the steward personally talk!") He smiled and nodded to the latter, then turned to the goblin leader and said,
"The Centaur Leader says it is a pleasure to be in the presence of the caravan of the most benevolent and noble caravan leader in the Barrenlands, Mr. Sbotlaw, who admires you very much. It is a great pleasure to see you today, and the chief suggests that you might as well stay a few more days, so that these savage masters can enjoy a little bit of landlord friendship! If you don't have time, you might as well leave some items behind, and they will serve as souvenirs as proof of your noble and wise demeanor! ”
The leader of the caravan looked at Fizx in confusion, he only heard the centaur say a few words, how could this guy translate such a long list.
He had the heart to check with someone else, but when he thought that Fizx in this treasure bay was already the cheapest translator—and it might cost someone else to find someone else—he could only nod and say to Fizx,
"Tell that guy! I'm willing to give them something in exchange for the safety of the caravan! ”
Fizix nodded politely, turned his head and said a lot to the centaur leader—Kai Kai couldn't understand it at all with his [All Worlds Voice Translator], and it was probably a fabrication — and then the goblin made a gesture to the centaur leader, meaning that the other party could choose the items themselves.
The centaur leader fanatical Verogo didn't understand Fizx's words, but he understood his gestures, and this was to let him choose items at will! So he nodded and said a bunch of words
The centaur leader is saying - we don't want an iron pot or anything this time, we need your bombs! We're tracking down a minotaur who has just taken refuge in a cave, but we centaurs aren't big enough to go into the cave to search, so we need a bomb of yours! Blow him up or kill him! If you can do it, I'll let you go!
But Fizx turned to the goblin caravan leader and said, "This centaur leader says thank you for your kindness!" ”
Kai Kai heard where to go! Is that what that fat centaur said?
Kai Kai could see that this Fitzx didn't know the centaur language at all, and he was purely here to do something.
It is estimated that he calculated that the centaur just wanted something, so he pretended to be able to translate, and the white wolf received the money with empty gloves.
After listening to Fizx's introduction, the caravan leader nodded, "Tell this centaur that he doesn't need to thank him, what does he want?" ”
Fizx turned his head and gestured to the frantic centaur leader as he spoke, gesturing at the caravan and gesturing at the caravan to get it himself!
The fanatical Verrogo nodded to show that he understood what he meant, and then said something.
What Kaikai heard was—"Those Kodo beasts don't have anything of mine at all!" Send the goblin bombs yourselves! I'll give you a gazelle time to drink, or I'll command my army to level your caravan!" ”
But how does Fizx know centaur language?
He had already gestured for the centaurs to come up and fetch themselves, but they didn't come, and continued to grunt...... Sweat ran down Fizx's face.
"What did he say?" The caravan leader asked.
"He said you just had to send a few random items! He felt honored and didn't pick anything......" Fizx continued to lie without changing his face.
"Oh! Is that so? ”
The caravan leader nodded,
"Then you can give him a few gifts...... Take two more, don't make him angry, just send him away - remember to give me a receipt for the gift you sent out, and I'll reimburse Master Gazruvi. ”
Goblin Fitzx is waiting for this!
He nodded immediately, then quickly selected a few items such as silverware and pocket watches from the caravan's items - all of which he thought the centaurs might like, and then walked up to the fanatical Verogo of the centaur leader with a smile and a smile on his face, signaling that he could take them all.
Verogo was furious at this!
He glared and waved the spear in his hand and said angrily to Fizx
- My business is very urgent! Reinforcements from that Minotaur clan will come at any moment! Get me the bomb or we'll attack right away, and I'll kill you damn goblins!!
Fizix looked furious when he saw that the other party did not accept these gifts, and his soul was frightened, for fear that the angry centaur would stab him to death.
However, when the local elf leader asked him from afar why the centaur leader was angry, Fizx continued to fool his superiors with a smile on his face (his green face had turned blue with fright).
"Mr. Sbotlaw! He said it was a pity that you didn't stay for dinner! Either let's give him more gifts...... Look how sorry he is, and he is angry when he hears that you don't stay for dinner! ”
The goblin leader shook his head, "No! These are already a lot. ”
A fanatical Verogo looked at the goblin leader shaking his head, thinking he had rejected his offer to ask for a bomb.
Enraged, he brandished his spear and stabbed Fitzx in the face, as if he wanted to kill him with a spear, and then turned back to his men and ordered - everyone get ready to attack! Let's not care about the damn minotaurs, let's kill all these goblins first!
Then, the fanatical Virogo men raised their spears and shields and began to slowly press towards the caravan, ready to attack!
The goblin leader suddenly became angry when he saw the other party, and those centaur armies also put on an offensive posture, and hurriedly asked Fizx,
"Damn, didn't they all say they wouldn't eat? Enough gifts for them? Why are they still angry? Why do they seem to be attacking us? ”
Fitzx was already giggling and trembling in fright at this moment, but he still turned his head and continued to lie,
"Mr. Sbotlaw! They said they had to eat, and they had to dance to cheer up...... They were so welcoming, why don't you come over and have a meal with them yourself......"
……
Kai Kai covered his forehead and watched this clumsy deception almost go on, and Fizx continued to flicker around as if no one was around, feeling extremely absurd.
But he looked up at the other goblins who could understand the centaur language—their hands trembling with fear of the centaurs attacking and killing them—but none of them stood up to tell the caravan leader, Sbotlaw, the truth about what had happened.
Kai Kai poked a goblin next to him, who had just quoted 50 silver coins to translate the caravan leader, and said to him,
"Fizx is deceiving the leader of the caravan, the centaurs are going to attack and kill us, why don't you remind Sbotlaw that this Fizx doesn't know the centaur language at all, and they want bombs?"
Although the goblin's face was already frightened, he still looked at Kai Kai with an incredulous expression, "Are you crazy?" Let me tell Sbotław what the centaur language really means? No! Oh, my God! He won't pay for this translation of mine!! ”
Kai Kai almost fell on his back......
He thought he had understood the lower limit of the goblin, but he didn't expect that there was a lower limit beyond the lower limit......
These centaur goblins would rather watch the lies cause harmful results, even killing everyone, than allow themselves to translate for free......
Served! Looks like it's time for me to get to know the goblin race again.
I can only do this thing!
Kai Kai thought.
Just as the crisis caused by a clumsy lie was about to be fired, the Orgrimmar scholar Cay stepped forward and shouted to the fanatical Verogo in his fluent centaur language,
"Honorable Centaur Chieftain, slow down! Our caravan is willing to hand over the bombs, but there are a few difficult things to explain to you first! ”