Chapter 198: Madison's Grand Butler Morros
"Moros...... System...... Sorry, I'm having a hard time putting these two concepts together. Dai Yue was a little puzzled.
Kai Kai leaned in with a cold face and said, "I don't pay attention to this...... I just want to ask, are you always in my head - parasitic? Eating and drinking Lazar? β
Zhang Kaikai thought that the polite greasy middle-aged man in front of him was the system in his brain, and suddenly felt how disgusting it would be for the protagonist in a fantasy novel to parasitize an old grandfather casually.
You really can't think about it, if you further imagine that this greasy guy not only lives in his brain like a pork strip worm, but also burps and farts, eats, defecates, bites his nails and picks his feet, that picture is even more sour.
Moros smiled gracefully, "Dear adventurer! Personally, I don't think there is anything to worry about about your concerns. In the days I've been assisting Medivan and you, I've been able to keep my hosts private. And as you know, I can't read your mind, I just tie the I/O system and the main program to your head. β
"Wait, you mean the program? Are you Medivan's butler or a program? Kai Kai caught the point in the middle of his words.
"To be exact, both!" There was a sly glint in Moros' eyes.
Kai Kai scratched his head, "This is a bit puzzling......"
Dai Yue took two steps closer and looked at Moros carefully, "The problem is that he doesn't look like Moros in Karazhan's copy. When we fought the second boss of the Karazan team's dungeon, Madison's butler Moros was an undead with two knives......"
ββ¦β¦ And there's an ugly cross scar! Before she could finish, Moros answered.
ββ¦β¦ Yes! Dai Yue admitted.
Moros turned his body slightly, facing Dai Yue, still maintaining a polite demeanor,
"That's right, my dear Azeroth Brave."
The butler paused skillfully to make sure everyone's attention was focused on what they wanted to say before continuing,
"Even if it's a system in your mouth, I'm a very self-respecting person. Personally, I don't like the undead identity that Tempest has forcibly added to me in the future. As you can see, Miss~~ Little Sister - I'm sorry, I heard that the word "Miss" can't be used indiscriminately in your place - I'm actually more in line with your world's description of a noble and elegant gentleman, I myself am a 'pink makeup jade tree in the wind and proud and heroic young man'! β
After Moros finished speaking, Kai Kai and Dai Yue looked at each other, and the two of them almost didn't throw up.
What about this guy with a full head of oil who is still "pink makeup and jade trees in the wind"?
Moros is like this, and he can play Professor Snape in "Harry Potter" without makeup - more like Shen Teng.
Fortunately, the two of them desperately resisted the desire to vomit, but they almost had internal injuries because they were choked by Moros's words......
"Wait! I said I felt familiar, and I thought of the origin of his appearance......"
Kai Kai suddenly remembered something, took out his mobile phone and swiped it for a long time, and turned out a picture, in which a respectful and docile housekeeper-looking person was Moros.
"Where did this picture come from?" Dai Yue asked suspiciously.
"Hearthstone!"
"Oh my God! No wonder. β
Moros looked at the Hearthstone picture in Kai Kai's hand and said with a smile, "Three mana, a little blood, a little attack power, born invisible, the skill is - summon a domestic servant at the end of the round." Although it is an orange card, I personally think that the rainstorm did not tap my full potential. The world uses its own imagination to define the abilities of others, whether it is Azeroth or your worldβand that's a shame. β
Kai Kai looked at this Madison butler who even knew about "Hearthstone", carefully recalled the slight mockery of the two worlds in what he had just said, and became even more curious about his identity.
Moros is definitely more than just Madison's housekeeper!
"If you don't mind, allow me to sit down and answer your questions." Moros was truly worthy of being the butler of the chief archmage of Azeroth, speaking politely and sincerely, nodding slightly to the two bewildered earthlings with every word he said.
Kai Kai hurriedly beckoned Moros to sit at the dinner table.
Dai Yue had just dismissed the waiter, so she took matters into her own hands and placed the bowls, chopsticks, and wine glasses for the mysterious Moros.
Moros opened his mouth to say something, when suddenly, his hooked nose twitched, as if he smelled something very tempting.
The big butler in charge of Medivan's aristocratic life looked surprised, staring down at a plate of [Mao Xuewang] under his nose, full of curiosity.
Dai Yue saw his reaction in his eyes, thought for a while, and thought that Moros was smoked by this strong-smelling Sichuan food, and then said apologetically,
"I'm sorry! I didn't plan to order this low-end dish, the taste was too strong, but this is part of the [Splendid Hibiscus] dish in this restaurant, so the service industry has just served it. I'm going to let them get rid of ......."
"No!!"
Moros hurriedly shook his hand, and then put his big nose on [Mao Xuewang] and sniffed it vigorously, and his face changed instantly.
He looked up, and Vivi frowned, an expression of wanting to speak.
Just when Dai Yue panicked and thought that the food he ordered made the senior butler of Azeroth's top nobles unhappy......
Moros pitifully said to her, "Can I taste it?"
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Next, this foodie, who was no less than Chromie, didn't care that these were the leftovers that the three of them had eaten half-eaten, and swept the dishes again.
The [Splendid Hibiscus] ordered by Dai Yue was originally a set meal, which was a set of 18 dishes and two soups, as well as three desserts and two staple food foils, specially prepared by Pang Lin Pavilion for distinguished guests who did not like to order.
In order to make Chromie happy, Dai Yue specially ordered seven or eight "hard dishes" that were not available in this dish.
After all of them were gathered, the big table of [Luzhou Month] was full.
The distinguished guests who can enter the Pang Lin Pavilion to eat are all masters who don't care about eating and drinking, and ordering these dishes is only for two purposes, one is to taste a few different flavors, and the other is to support the scene.
I didn't say that I ate all the food.
Most of them are just picking up and eating a few chopsticks.
Sometimes at the end of a meal, the dishes don't move anything, and it's almost the same as when it was first served.
But with Chromie and Morros, the rules change......
It is estimated that since the establishment of this [Luzhou Month] box, it has also witnessed for the first time that it can eat all the dishes on the table......
What's more, in fact, Dai Yue and Kai Kai didn't eat a few bites at all.
Almost all of the nearly thirty dishes on the table were eaten by Chromie and Moros.
Seeing that the various dishes on the table were bottomed out one by one, Dai Yue's eyes were straight!
She leaned up to Kaikai, stared at Moros who was grabbing the sea cucumber with her hand, and whispered to him, "Hey, you say, what kind of material are the stomachs of the Azeroth people made of?" The two of them have eaten so much food, and they don't feel uncomfortable......"
After she finished speaking, she waited for a moment, but Kai Kai did not answer.
Dai Yue was a little surprised, turned her face to look, and saw Zhang Kaikai staring at Moros eating, his throat trembling slightly, and a trace of crystal saliva flowed out of the corner of his mouth......
I'm still chattering while watching,
ββ¦β¦ This rock candy elbow looks really good
β¦β¦ I estimate that this Buddha jumped over the wall and stewed for three hours, and the soup is thick enough
β¦β¦ Alas, the sea cucumber is still dripping with soup, and he just eats it with his hands, it's so bad, I'm sure I'll drink the whole pot with the soup......
Dai Yue looked at Kai Kai's unproductive appearance, and she was really angry!
She grabbed Kai Kai's shoulder and shook it vigorously (the latter woke up after a moment of concentration from envy for other people's meals), lowered her voice and reprimanded hatefully, "Do you have any luck?" It's a shame for us to watch people eat and become in such an idiot-like state! β
"Dare you love you, aren't you hungry...... That's right, you just ate two large bowls of noodles! β
Kai Kai looked at Dai Yue with a helpless expression, and continued in a dejected manner, "I haven't eaten anything yet...... I also said that I could take a bite of Chromie after settling in, but another system popped up...... Anyway, I felt as painful as he was tortured when I watched him eat......"
"Then your appearance is too embarrassing!" Dai Yue stared at the saliva on Kai Kai's lips with a look of disgust.
"Shame? I don't know who just ate noodles with chopped green onions on their lips......"
Dai Yue's face was red, and she was immediately killed by Kaikai's words.
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Just when the two were embarrassed, the person who broke the siege arrived.
Dangdang!
A polite knock sounded at the door of the box [Luzhou Yue].
"Miss Dai! I'm Ma Wei! Come and toast you with a glass of wine. β
Dai Yue knew that it was Mr. Ma, the general manager of Pang Linge.
According to the usual practice, for a big customer like Dai Yue, the general manager of the restaurant will come to toast.
"Please come in!"
As soon as Dai Yue finished giving the order, the door of the box of [Luzhou Yue] opened with a bang. A middle-aged man who looked elegant and shrewd walked in with a wine glass.
As soon as General Manager Ma came in, his eyes stared straight at Dai Yue, who was sitting next to Kai Kai, as if he had seen some miracle......
"Mr. Ma, ...... you are" Dai Yue stood up and asked strangely.
ββ¦β¦ Ah! β
Mr. Ma finally broke free from the extreme shock, with an incredible face, and muttered,
ββ¦β¦ With all due respect! With all due respect! Miss Dai, what are you ...... I haven't seen each other for a few days, and it feels like a different person. It turned out to be a rare beauty in the world, how can it become even more beautiful now! It's just, you wait for me to think of a word...... Peerless! No, that's not enough to describe how beautiful you are now...... Alas, the prophecies of mankind are too poor, and I think that your temperament, figure, and appearance are better than before, and the existing language is almost indescribable!! It's perfect! It's perfect! β
In a few words, Dai Yue's heart is full of joy! Crimson.
Girls don't like to be said to be beautiful.
Even a big beauty like Dai Yue, who has been exaggerated since childhood, is no exception.
Because she can see that Mr. Ma's "meaty" praise this time is definitely not a compliment, but a praise from the heart.
The first time Kaikai's super druid skills were used in the real world was to "reshape the golden body" for Dai Yue, and it was indeed shocking to appear in the real world with a perfect body like the elves of Azeroth, no wonder even the well-informed Ma Zong was speechless for a while.
Dai Yue pursed her lips and smiled, turned her face sideways and secretly glanced at Zhang Kaikai, who gave her a perfect figure......
The latter was still staring at Moros who was eating and drinking as if he had nothing to do......
Dai Yue's head was immediately covered with black lines......
It took a while for Mr. Ma to wake up from the shock of Dai Yue's extremely changing beauty in the prosperous world.
He shouted and laughed on his face, clinked glasses with both hands, and just wanted to toast Dai Yue with a glass of wine, when the corner of his eye suddenly fell to the other people in front of the table and the plate on the table......
Mr. Ma opened his mouth in surprise as if he had seen some miracle again......
Immediately, Mr. Ma was furious!
"Xiao Li!! Come here. Mr. Ma turned around and said sternly behind him.
The greeter who was in charge of entertaining Dai Yue and his party just now hurriedly ran over.
Mr. Ma whispered to the welcome, "What's the matter?" How can you give Miss Dai an empty table for them!! I have repeatedly explained that you must be respectful to your guests! Be quick and timely! You're good, why are you getting more and more disagreeable, giving empty plates to guests, I've never heard of a person who has been doing catering all my life!! You hurry up and apologize to Miss Dai! β
Yingbin looked aggrieved, but her good professional habits still made her bow deeply to Dai Yue first, and then whispered to her top boss, "...... Mr. Ma, we just went to the full seat, and there was no empty plate. β
"Still quibbling!" Mr. Ma looked angry, tremblingly pointed to the plate on the table and whispered, "Look at such a clean plate, isn't it that you have an empty plate...... If you have offended your guests, will you bear it? β
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"Don't talk about him, Mr. Ma!" Dai Yue was extremely embarrassed and hurriedly dissuaded.
"No, no, no! Don't be angry, Miss Dai. I didn't mean to lose my temper in front of you...... It's just that their behavior of belittling you is too hateful! I really can't help it......" Mr. Ma turned his face to Dai Yue, and his face immediately changed to a smile.
ββ¦β¦ Don't blame them, this is ......," Dai Yue said in a low voice.
Mr. Ma looked apologetic, "If you say they, you will serve empty plates to the guests...... The responsibility is on me! It's me who didn't fulfill my management responsibilities, I'll make amends to you first, and I'll fire all these morally corrupt guys in the future!! β
"No, no, no! Just now they served all the exquisite dishes, these are the ...... We ate up the ......"
Dai Yue's face was flushed, which was even redder than when Mr. Ma praised him just now.
When Mr. Ma heard Dai Yue say this, he was speechless for a moment!
We eat up the ......
Eaten up ......
Dai Yue, a night elf with the perfect body of an elf, can't wait to use [Escape into the Shadows] immediately and disappear without a trace in the real world......
What a shame!!
"uh~~~"
At this time, Moros, who had finished eating and drinking on the side, burped heavily, turned his face to Dai Yue while holding his stomach, and said, "Thank you for the food, that is...... It's just half full! β
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