Chapter 15 The Second Lesson of the Outer Volume Project
What are shepherds most afraid of?
Of course, I am most afraid that the sheep in the sheepfold will run away.
So they will definitely build the sheepfold fence higher and higher, preferably as high as the moon, stronger than diamonds, and tell the sheep repeatedly, this is all for your good, there are many big bad wolves outside, and it is very dangerous.
They will do everything in their power to ensure that the sheep are always under their control, that they, and their children and grandchildren, will always be able to gather wool, eat mutton, and be praised, thanksgiving, and praised by the sheep.
After in-depth discussions with Zhao Nan, Yu Fei finally deeply realized the necessity of going to Yueguo, and the biggest problem in front of him now is not that he has no direction, but that he has no passport.
Philosophers believe that human beings are born with the right to move freely, and if our ancestors did not leave Africa and traveled thousands of miles to East Asia, we would still lie under the big trees with our black uncles today.
It can be seen that freedom of movement is one of the most basic components of human civilization, and it belongs to the natural human right.
But the shepherds don't think so, because they see freedom of movement as a human right, not a slave or a sheep's right, and you don't have the skills to walk upright in their eyes, so they will do everything they can to prevent you from leaving.
But it turns out that no ruler of the ages can stop humanity from running towards freedom, just as you can't stop the sun from rising in the east, and the tides of nature and history will one day break down even the strongest fences.
Zhao Nan gave Yu Fei a WeChat ID, then sent his personal information over, and paid an intermediary fee, Yu Fei finally got his passport and visa on the grounds of going to work in Vietnam.
The twists and turns are even more complicated than the Long March, and even the audience in the live broadcast room was dumbfounded.
Before you know it, the fence of the sheepfold has become so high that in time, as the shepherds continue to block and reinforce, I am afraid that I and my children and grandchildren will never see the light of day again.
For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with a pessimistic atmosphere, and Zhao Nan did not prevent this atmosphere from spreading, because he was not a liar, and knew that although he was fully promoting the external volume plan, there were probably many fewer people who could really benefit from the plan than he imagined.
Most people spend their entire lives in sheepfolds and lockdowns, unless the sheep wake up suddenly.
But even the most optimistic historians must admit that a country or a nation is actually a definite number, and if the sheep can wake up, why wait until today, rather than expecting them to wake up, it is more realistic to expect the sudden arrival of aliens.
In any case, after spending a lot of time, energy, and money, Yu Fei finally got the qualification to go to Vietnam.
As for Zhao Nan, the treacherous and cunning Zhao Nan naturally won't have any problems, he predicted the current situation a long time ago, so he always made sure that he had a way out overseas, and the validity of his passport was kept within seven years.
The most convenient mode of transportation to Vietnam is by land, and the three major ports of China and Vietnam are Friendship Pass, Dongxing, and Hekou.
Zhao Nan led Yu Fei to the estuary port, first to Nanyun Mingkun, and then from Mingkun to the estuary, after the estuary is the old market of Yueguo.
It is said to be the provincial capital, but in fact, the scale of Yue Guo Lao Cai is much smaller than that of many towns in wealthy areas, but there are a surprising number of KTVs and massage parlors.
These places vary in grade, from the splendid palace-like existence to the dimly lit restaurant on the street, Yu Fei's little brother was dumbfounded, and he simply forgot the chagrin when he was asked for a tip when he passed the customs just now.
Speaking of customs bribery, in fact, it is a tradition in the whole Southeast Asia, except for Cathay Customs, which is still standardized and rarely extorts tourists, the rest of the countries, especially land gates, will more or less have the situation of asking for tips.
The difference is that some customs are only aimed at Chinese people, after all, Chinese tourists are honest and rarely speak out for their rights, and people all over the world know about it.
Over the years, they have been watching Huaxia's jokes, watching us slide into the abyss step by step, but they closed their mouths like pigs, and they didn't even dare to hum, which was really pitiful and deserved.
"Compared to us, the men of Yue are happy." Zhao Nan sat in a taxi and said to Fei: "Girls not only face the competition of their peers, but also have to meet the challenges of countless nightlife venues, especially Lao Cai, which is the closest to China among the top ten cost-effective cities in Vietnam, so it is very popular." ”
"I once entered the country from Dongxing Port, thousands of miles away, and met a Xiguang brother on the way, at first I thought that he was going to go to Hanoi, the capital of Vietnam, like me, but chatting with him on the way I realized that Hanoi was just a transit station for him, and his real destination was Lao Cai, and in order to come to Lao Cai, he did not hesitate to cross the entire northern part of Vietnam."
"I'm curious, why is this old brother from Xiguang so obsessed with Lao Cai?"
"My brother looked at me and said with a smile, you are still young, and when you reach my age, you will understand that Lao Cai is not a city for men, but a paradise."
While speaking, Zhao Nan shrugged his shoulders and said with a wicked smile: "Now that I am a little older, I also understand what that Xiguang brother means, so every time I go to Yueguo, without exception, I enter the country through the Laojie port." ”
Yu Fei was stunned when he heard Zhao Nan's words.
Although he is twenty-seven years old, he is likely to be a grandfather in ancient times, but due to the ethical and moral tradition of Chinese bastards, Yu Fei has so far been ignorant of those things between men and women, and he is not pure like a normal adult.
This is by no means a good thing, if a man has never experienced what he should have experienced, there is a high probability that the first woman he met will be regarded as a baby, and thus be used, PUA, and endlessly pinched.
"In life, experience is very important." When the taxi came to the door of the hotel, Zhao Nan said to Yu Fei, who was humming and carrying his luggage: "Italian director Donadoni has a masterpiece, the beautiful legend of Sicily, have you seen this movie?" ”
Yu Fei nodded again and again: "I've watched it several times, in addition to the beautiful legend of Sicily, I also like the pianist at sea and the Paradise Cinema, and I like Donadoni's movies." ”
Zhao Nan smiled, patted Yu Fei on the shoulder and said, "Then you should remember the scene where the little guy was led to the Red Mansion by his father." ”
"Let's take it as my second lesson to you, let's open two rooms tonight, your one has a large double bed and a bathtub big enough for four people, enjoy it."
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When Zhao Nan saw Yu Fei again the next day, it was already evening, and he said goodbye to two Yue girls at the elevator door, one of them was a bewitching girl, and Yu Fei kissed him heavily on the cheek, and then left happily.
"Did you sleep well last night?" Perhaps to alleviate the embarrassment, Yu Fei took the initiative to ask Zhao Nan.
"The first half of the night is fine, but the second half of the night is very bad." Zhao Nan teased: "I didn't expect you to be the type who is good at the second half, I thought it was the end, but it turned out to be just a halftime, and there were consecutive halftime breaks again and again." ”
Yu Fei was embarrassed and rubbed his hands embarrassed.
"Okay, don't be shy, the content of the second lesson is actually very simple, that is, you have to overcome the long-standing psychological barrier, except for my country, in most countries of the world, what you did last night is not only not worthy of shame, but also as simple and normal as you have to drink water every day."
"There are many classmates who just look at the girl and think about the name of the child in the future, and simply hold hands, they feel that they have a great responsibility, if they kiss again, they can't wait to run to each other's parents' house immediately, begging them to marry their daughter to themselves."
"It's not bad, it's."
"A relationship must go through time, go through a lot of kisses to me and me, experience the firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar necessary for life, experience quarrels and attachments, and finally come to the point of marriage."
"Remember, you don't have any responsibility to girls."
"Let's revisit the beautiful legend of Sicily, when the little guy comes out of the Red Mansion, he has already completed the transformation from a boy to a man, and when the camera switches again, he can already hold his girlfriend's hand and walk on the street calmly and confidently, and the goddess in his mind no longer exists, replaced by a real woman."
"I see!" Listening to Zhao Nan's words, Yu Fei suddenly showed a look of sudden realization, and said quickly: "You hope that I won't be too anxious, and don't hold that since I have arrived in Yue Kingdom, I must marry a wife and go home." ”
Zhao Nan bowed slightly: "That's it, remember, we don't have an urgent need, we are here mainly to taste the various states of life, and by the way, to meet the beautiful and hard-working girl of Yueguo." ”