(9) This is a story about digital codenames
By the time Lou Jiu managed to salvage a drowning hamster from the bottom, our poor Queen Crokdal was already in a moribund state. If it weren't for the scene where she rolled down from the soapbox and happened to be seen by Asuna passing by, maybe this Queen of Shakers, known as the Sand Crocodile, would have become the first eighth-level powerhouse in history to be drowned in water.
Pressed Crokodahl's round belly with his fingers, and let the little guy spit out all the bath water he had just drunk, and Lu Jiu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that the other party finally came to his senses after a violent cough.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak, (Hmm, what's going on?) I just had a dream that I drank a lot of soda... Hiccup~ said so full. )”
"Uh... It's nothing, it's nothing, you did fall asleep just now. Gently stroking the soft hair on the top of Crokodahl's head, Lu Jiu couldn't bear to tell her the cruel and cold truth - you actually drank our bath water just now!
"Squeak, squeak. (Looks like I've been getting too tired lately.) I even fall asleep in a shower. )”
"Ahaha... Get up quickly, wipe your body first, and then blow dry, or you'll catch a cold. Following Crokdahl's words, Lu Jiu managed to change the subject.
Sure enough, it's better to let some unsavory black history dissipate quietly in the long river of history...
Wrapped in a bath towel and putting the little ones in a hand-held bamboo basket, Lu Jiu walked slowly to the dressing room.
In addition to a complete set of hardware facilities, the dressing room here also has many favorite fashion magazines for reference. In one of them, there is even a teaching chapter on how a novice hairdresser can become a generation of trend masters.
Then, our lovely natural stayers were thoroughly drawn into this article...
"Ahhhhh Burned. My soul of washing, scissors, and blowing is burning!!" Putting down the magazine, two huge scissors of materialization appeared behind it. Lu Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up and looked at the little ones who had been placed in the bamboo basket by herself.
"Whew!?(Oh no!??This ominous premonition is... )”
(Why, my limbs.) I was shaking unconsciously...?)"
(Look...) Look at Lu Jiu, she's so weird!)"
(Wait!) It's like Master Wang, who specializes in giving people hot hair in the next village!!)"
"Hahahaha, cuties, you guys, just leave me today!!"
With a strange laugh like an idiot, Lu Jiu was like a loose Elusa, and she couldn't wait to pounce on it...
"Wangwangwang!Wangwang!(Don't !! burn people!People don't want to be Teddy!)"
"Squeak squeak!" (Hey!! get that jar of purple hair dye away from me!)"
"Woooo
(Stupid Lujiu, I'm a leopard!!!Why do you have to dye the spots on my body white!!)"
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"Huhuhu Lu Jiu still hasn't caught a "model" who is willing to "dedicate herself to art".
"I said you can't let me try!"
Lu Jiu, who was still not giving up, asked.
"Wow (no!, because the art in your eyes is so weird!)"
And then there was unanimous opposition...
"Okay, okay..."Helplessly putting down the props in his hand, Lu Jiu pursed his lips and said sullenly: "Lest you say that I am not democratic." ”
Just as Lu Jiu was about to re-study the recent fashion trends, a shout suddenly sounded outside the door.
"Hello, is Miss 69 at home?"
Hey!Who's going to explain to me what this is like a bad position, with the same pronunciation and the same way it is written!?
Well, the above is Lu Jiu's first reaction after hearing this.
"Hello, is Miss 69 at home?" Seeing that no one answered, the one at the door raised his voice and shouted again.
Hey. Don't say it, this guy's voice is definitely practiced. How else can you shout the rhythm of R&B?
"Hello, I'm just... 6... I'm the one you're looking for. Is there something wrong?" In order to prevent this guy from continuing to shout, Lu Jiu poked his head out of the window on the second floor without even having time to change the bath towel.
Looking down from upstairs, standing at the door is a young, handsome, handsome and handsome Yushu Linfeng... Greenskinned orcs.
In other words, the church has completely eliminated the barriers between races... Congratulations, congratulations...
"Hello Miss 69, I have brought you today's afternoon tea on the instructions of His Holiness the Pope. His Holiness the Pope has asked me to speak for him, and I hope you will come to him at dinner, because he has something very important to discuss with you. ”
continued to rap Lu Jiu in the rhythm of R&B. A certain green-skinned orc brother said quite seriously.
"I see... So, this one... Little brother. Please leave your afternoon tea at the door. I've just finished taking a shower now, and I'll go down and get it myself later. ”
I really don't know what to call each other. always felt that it was not polite to call the other party's orc brother, and in the end, Lu Jiu deleted the word orc.
"Ah, is Miss 69 taking a bath? It's me who is too abrupt..."The green face turned red, and the rhythm of the orc brother suddenly changed from R&B to a lyrical tone: "Then, I'll put your afternoon tea here." By the way, in fact, I have a lot of fate with Miss 69~ My full name is ae86, if Miss 69 doesn't mind, you can also call me 86~"
"Mr. 86... Before you came to Jerusalem, did you deliver tofu on a mountain called Mt. Akina...?"
"Eh!?Miss 69 How do you know? At that time, I let my nephew named Fujiwara *kai ride on my neck every day, and then help his family carry tofu!"
“”
"Okay, Mr. 86, you can go ahead and get busy... 886 Oh~"
ps: When I took a shower, I inexplicably wiped the shampoo on my body as a shower gel... When I find them and flush them out... I rubbed the shampoo again... Please ask me if there is any cure for this disease qaq (to be continued)