A young couple has been married for half a year and has been noisy for six months.

At dinner one day, the two sat opposite each other.

"The rice is so unpalatable...... Bah! The husband's mouthful of half-padded rice went straight to his wife's cheek.

"Don't eat it!" The wife blocked her face with her right hand, snatched her husband's stainless steel chopsticks with her left hand, and with a long parabolic trajectory, the two stainless steel chopsticks fell to the ground fiercely.

"If you don't let me eat it, don't eat it either!" The angry husband slapped his wife's stainless steel rice bowl.

"You ...... with a thousand cuts," the wife grabbed the stainless steel soup spoon casually, said that it was too late, and the husband picked up a bowl full of vegetable soup and splashed it at his wife.

The wife deftly flashed, and the soup spoon in her hand had flown to the stainless steel soup bowl, and the soup spoon and the soup bowl collided in the air and landed at the same time, each playing their own "music".

"Damn, I'm going to die!" The wife cursed as she raised her custom-made iron bench above her head and smashed it at her husband as fast as she could.

Seeing that he was going to suffer, her husband got under the round table covered with iron sheets: "You slut, today is your sacrifice day in the lunar year!" ”

"Okay!" As soon as his wife's words fell, she flew up and landed on an iron stool one after another.

"You're a loser, aren't you?"

"Say I'm a loser? Okay, I'll show you! The woman rushed into the kitchen, picked up the rice cooker and threw it on the floor, followed by the sound of hot water bottles popping and cans falling to the ground.

"Stop!" The husband screamed wildly, rushed into the kitchen, and picked up a dangling kitchen knife!

"Kill! Kill! The wife rushed out of the hospital as fast as she could, then closed the big iron door and plugged in the latch.

She took the big iron rod hidden in the kennel in her hand......

Five days later, the husband and wife went through the discharge procedures at the payment office of the People's Hospital——

"Wife, we're going to add some tableware."

"A rice cooker, four bowls, and ......," the wife said as she recorded it on her phone.

"Buy an iron bowl!"

"What is there in our house that is not iron? Everyone will soon become 'Iron Warriors'. The wife pouted.

"Is oil, salt, sauce and vinegar iron?"

"You say it again?" His wife's face turned pale, and the stainless steel thermos cup in her left hand "flew" six meters away.