Wuyou Town is a traffic fortress, connecting north and south, traversing east and west, and is the only place to go to the townships, so the number and pressure of carrying out the inspection task also rank first among the townships and towns.

It seems that every inspection is like staging a spy war blockbuster: the leader is coming? Here it comes! The leader arrived? It's here! The leader is gone? Didn't go! Wait!

There's nothing wrong with this, it's just ......

I received a notice that the leaders were passing through here today, and everyone was on duty at half past six on the road section, waiting for the leaders of a certain bureau who passed by here at eight o'clock.

All the preparations before the inspection have been made, and now the streets are uniform, the merchants are standardized, and the traffic is orderly. Patrolling the streets all the way until they found a vacant mobile food truck on West 2nd Road, everyone got out of the car to find the owner. A few minutes later, a middle-aged woman carrying greens, turnips and bean sprouts arrived, claiming that she was the owner of the food truck, and then said that she also planned to push the food truck back to her backyard, but she had limited strength, so she had to leave it alone. In view of this, everyone pushed and pulled her food cart to her backyard and placed it in a position she designated that she thought was suitable.

When this happened, both parties were satisfied, it could be over, everyone got into the car one by one, and planned to continue patrolling the street, but they didn't expect the middle-aged woman to chase to the side of the road and scold.

A colleague asked: What is she doing?

Another colleague: She's swearing.

I hurriedly waved my hand: Let's go, let's go, her dining car has been put away, and we have more important things to do.

I stared at the woman who was standing on the side of the road for a minute, and finally she was out of my sight due to the constant speed of the battery car.

She is of medium height and wears pajamas. On his head was covered with large wavy hair that had not been groomed, as if it had been burned by a fire; opened his mouth and croaked, a thick mouthful of Wuyou Town's local characteristics of "Mandarin", this expression seemed to be poured with boiling water; When speaking, scratching his head and posing, shaking his head and tail, the action is as quiet as frying in a pan; The face is freckled, and it is estimated that the "dermabrasion project" to remove the stratum corneum was done in a beauty salon, and this face is like cutting a half-ripe watermelon, and then evenly sprinkled with a layer of black sesame seeds, and the powder is black. Actually, I don't know the content of her scolding, anyway, I haven't seen this kind of sentence in any books and materials, and there is no content on Baidu, it is estimated that it has been passed down from generation to generation, oral teaching, ancestral cheats, secret and not announced, outsiders ask for it.

According to my reliable and well-tuned guess: the time of the incident should be when she went to the vegetable market in her pajamas and just came back, and the place was at the door of her house. As for her, did she go out in pajamas? Why go out in pajamas? Well, wear pajamas as you wear pajamas. Why do you want to be open in pajamas? Can't you fasten the clasp? Well, it's not a sin to be open. I said, don't you know how to wear a thicker base layer under your pajamas? Well, it's okay to wear a transparent base layer, after all, what to wear is your freedom and right. The problem is that your age is conservatively estimated to be fifty years old, because of the principle of "gravity", your breasts have sagged, let's wear underwear, okay? Do you think that's what that's all that looks sexy? You are underestimating the aesthetics, needs, grades, tastes and patterns of the majority of male compatriots.

Speaking of pajama pants, these pajama pants are too long and have been dragged to the ground, don't you know how to trim the hem of the pants? It's also good to roll up the hem without trimming the hem. The cotton slippers on your feet are all white and black, take them off and wash them, isn't it? No, I read it wrong, it's cotton shoes, not slippers. Cotton shoes directly "kick on the foot" and instantly become slippers. I said what do you have to do with the heel of your shoe, reach out and pull it out, okay? Can't make a move? Isn't it just that you have flowery, beautiful nails on your hands? Did all ten fingers make small saffron? This safflower nail, paired with the black dirt in your long nail caps: pink, red, black, please forgive me for not having much taste, I don't dare to compliment anyway.

Also: You go out grocery shopping in the morning and wash your face, okay? It's okay not to wash it, and it's okay to wipe the eye feces before going out? Although I see your fingers digging in your nose holes and in your ears and eyes, your "multi-functional" fingers can be wiped with paper, or in the front of your pajamas. But if you use the pads of your thumb and index finger to rotate and rub against each other, I don't know if it's a perfect sphere or an elliptical sphere, I haven't seen this with my own eyes, so I can't talk nonsense. You use your middle finger to flick the home-grown "finished product" onto the road, blending in with the gray and black of the road, and nowhere to find it.

Anyway, I only watched you for a minute, and I didn't get to know you in depth, and there should be many more advantages in you, I just don't know. I can only praise you nakedly, and by the way, I have to tell an unknown secret: I, as a person, usually don't praise people casually.

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In the past, I was actually resentful of the behavior of some people who opened their mouths and cursed others. Just talk about things, be reasonable, what did others do wrong? What do you do with gratuitous swearing? Later, it may be self-enlightenment, and I slowly understand: how can there be so many "whys" and "whys" in this world, which are inexplicable and unclear, whether you accept it or not, anyway, this is the case.