A man wandered back and forth in front of the real estate trading center across the supermarket, and another middle-aged man in a straight suit greeted him warmly: "Sir, do you need to buy a house?" ”

"Thanks, I don't buy a house."

"So you must be ready to sell? You can also find me to sell a house, the property market trend, housing price market, real estate appraisal, land transaction, etc., tell you, as long as it is about the real estate business, information and insider, I know everything about it! ”

"I live in an old house, I don't sell a house."

"Oh, you live in an old house? You must be living with your parents. Have you ever considered moving out and renting a house? I have all the houses in one city and three counties here, including high-end villas, mid-range apartment houses, low-end community houses, rough houses, second-hand houses, temporary houses in urban villages, rural bungalows, demolition houses, illegal houses, and unfinished buildings...... The whole nine yards. ”

"I don't need to rent a house."

"Yes, sir! What about you? You see, you live with your parents every day, and they have to take care of your diet and daily life, and it is not easy for the elderly? Do I need 'health supplements'? ”

"They are most annoying about health supplements."

"Walking shoes, gym equipment, crutches, wheelchairs, dentures, wigs, do you need them?"

"Forget it, forget it, I'm going out for a stroll alone, what do you want to do?"

"Alone? Look at you, aha, how can a dignified young man live alone? 'Wandering the World' marriage introduction, interested? There are women of all ages aged 17~70! Tall, short, fat and thin, black and white, beautiful and ugly, and of course, foreign beauties! I only charge 5,000 yuan for labor fees if the newcomer successfully holds hands, and I will not charge a penny if I don't succeed! ”

"What do you mean?"

"To tell you the truth, I work part-time at the 'Wandering World' marriage agency."

"I already have a girlfriend."

"Then bless you, this wedding photo, intimate photo, art photo, wedding emcee, gift procurement, banquet and wedding banquet hosting, honeymoon tour, overseas travel, beauty surrogacy, confinement center, confinement service, imported milk powder, do you need it? What about paternity tests? ”

"I'm sorry, but after this pneumonia epidemic ended, I lost my job, and now I'm not interested in anything."

"Unemployed? This job placement is a must. Our employment agency solemnly promises: after the introduced personnel are officially hired, we only charge 200 yuan for the introduction fee, which is a very conscientious practice in the industry. ”

The man shook his head, intending to leave.

"Hey, don't worry, I see that your face is full of red light, and the seal hall is open, do you want to make a hexagram? 20 yuan a hexagram, card discount. ”

"Are you sick? I don't care about you! ”

"You are very emotionally unstable now, deep down in your heart must be turning over the river and the sea, the waves are raging, do you have a strong desire to talk, but you can't find the right listener? Professional escort chat service, privacy protection, male and female voice actors can be arranged, how about it? Charge by the hour, accurate to the second! ”

"Big brother!"

"Oh, brother! You must be lonely, we also have smart speakers, simulated voice vocalization, intelligent question and answer, strong vocabulary reserve, chat constantly, not embarrassed, and the language repetition rate is extremely low! ”

"You're ruthless! If you don't go, I'll go, I'll go! ”

"Let's go? Do you want a taxi? Do you want a ride? What about substitute drivers? What about driver's license deduction points and cancellation points? ”

"I ride a shared bike!"

"Sir, I suggest you buy a car!"

"No money......

"It's simple to have no money, tell you small loans, mortgages, and physical pawns, I can introduce you to business handling, low interest rates, and arrive in seconds!" Antique appraisal is also done, we invite industry experts, 800 yuan at a time, experts said they can accept installment payment! ”

“No！ No!”

"Okay, you used to have a unit, do you need to withdraw CPF? I know acquaintances who can help you. ”

"I, I, don't live anymore! I'm dead......"

"Professional lawyer, will-writing, property justice, funeral services, feng shui masters, cemetery transactions, hospice care, senior morticians, private customization of urns, design and decoration of the back garden of life......"

"Who are you? What the hell are you? What the hell are you doing? ”

"Micro-business is just my part-time job, and my main job is ...... Forget it, sir, my main occupation doesn't matter, you see that your shoes are dirty, or I'll shine your shoes, right? $10 per time. Leather shoes maintenance 30 yuan once, leather shoes palm, leather shoes to change the sole, leather shoes to repair paint, leather shoes to change color, your satisfaction is my unremitting pursuit! ”

"Nope! No! I'm just going out for a walk? ”

"Walking?"

"Ah, shut up! You don't talk, I don't need anything! I want to be quiet! My dad was fishing in the river, so I'll go to the river to find my dad right away! I'll go, don't speak, don't say anything more, and don't follow me! ”

"Sir, 'language is the most basic right of every citizen', you wouldn't object to that, would you?"

The man nodded subconsciously.

"What about me, and one last word: do you need rods, bait, fishing gear, fishing nets, tropical fish and fish tanks? What about Brazilian tortoises? ”

"Oops, my head hurts, I can't stand it!"

"Do you have a headache? Don't panic, I recommend the special effect headache patch - the special effect headache patch, where the pain is sticked! A sticker is 50 yuan, the manufacturer ships the goods, and refuses the middleman to make the difference! ”

"Shut up, shut up! I don't listen! ”

"I recommend a silencer, as long as you wear it, the world of Caving will be silent immediately."

The man waved his hands weakly and squatted on the ground with a painful expression.

The middle-aged man took out a stack of supermarket advertisements from the non-woven pocket he carried: "Young man, take a look at the brochure of our supermarket?" Clothing, shoes and hats, bags and accessories, digital electronics, books and audio-visual, discount goods, there is always a suitable one for you. ”

The man trembled and took the brochure and rushed away, disappearing into the bustling crowd in an instant.

"Leather shoes? I said, how do you run in leather shoes? Do you buy running shoes, international authentic, American purchasing, I have a way, don't run? Running shoes, treadmills? ”

A minute later—

"What are you doing during work hours!" The unkempt middle-aged aunt stood in front of the middle-aged man coldly.

"Supervisor, my salary is not enough to spend, isn't this a little part-time to support my family."

"What are you doing here? Is there anything in this world that you don't do? ”

"Because life is compelling!"

"Don't talk nonsense, we also have to have a cleaning appearance when we do cleaning! Today, the supermarket boss came to check the hygiene, and I couldn't find you early in the morning! ”

"Director, buy a smart bracelet, it has a powerful positioning function, it's convenient to find me."

"Get out! You dare to lie to anyone now! ”

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

"Why don't you go and clean the toilet, you don't want this month's full attendance bonus?"

"Oops, what's the rush to sweep the toilet? Let me tell you, to put it mildly, with my talent and wisdom, I will definitely be the president in the future! ”

"Hehe, you say this to the creditor who collects your debts every day, to the landlord who scolds and punches you every month to get the rent, to the parents who have long disowned you, or to the wife who has been divorced from you for many years! Also, don't brag in front of your son, who, like his mother, doesn't want to see you at all! ”

"When I become prosperous one day, I will smash to death those villains, sluts, wasters, stupid people, mediocre people, laypeople, mortal people who once looked down on me with bundles of banknotes,......"

"Hehehe! When you're developed, I won't be able to find my bones! ”