Chapter 2 There is sometimes more than one witty drama member

Avena's nest used to be a cosy café in the college's fourth school district, but since she was hit by a stupid dragon the other night, all that remains is ruins.

Although the wooden sign has been hanging for a long time, Miss Anvina, the ghost maid here, will not mind serving you a steaming cup of coffee if there are any guests.

"All in all, what the hell do you want from us. ”

Obviously, there was nothing to talk about in such a close proximity to the perverts in the alchemy workshop, so Nagi pulled down her larger magic hat to cover her face, and led DeWitt all the way to this secluded place in the woods that was still being rebuilt.

"Well, actually, my drama club is now on the verge of disbanding. ”

Somewhat shyly taking the hot coffee that Avena brought him floating in the air, Devit blushed and said to Nagi with some sadness.

"Oh, that's a great congratulation. ”

Although the entire roof and two walls have been completely destroyed, and there is a large pit left in the ground, the careful Avena has worked hard to transform this place into an open-air café where people can enjoy the natural atmosphere of the woods in the past few days, and I believe that as long as it takes a few days of preparation, Avena's nest should be able to reopen. Things are always like this, the old can't afford to come, the new doesn't come, and of course, some things are better never to come......

"Has the fact that your women's clothes are perverted finally discovered by your subordinates?"

Nagi, who was sitting on the edge of the table with her feet on the edge of the table and swaying in her chair, rolled over the dead fish eyes and laughed gloatingly.

"Give me a little sympathy, okay! What's wrong with me wearing women's clothes! Can't beautiful clothes belong to us boys!"

Slapping the table hard, revealing the corner of the pink bud ~ silk-rimmed dress on his chest hidden under the gray robe, DeWitt shouted at Nagi with a sad expression that was rare to meet.

"Did you just ask us to have a life discussion with you about the boring question of whether boys should wear women's clothes?"

So how sacred do you think of your perverted career as a woman? Although it is grateful to say that you almost fell into the mouth of the tiger to escape, it is not interesting to discuss any philosophical ♂ issues with this pervert.

"Well, in fact, our carefully prepared script failed at the Sacred Flame Festival. ”

After calming down his excitement, DeWitt finally said the big crisis he had encountered this time.

"Ahh

Think about it carefully.,At the end of the whole play, I was surprised to find that the hero and heroine are actually boys.,The cute girls in the play are all boys.,It's full of boys wearing female biography or something.,Well,Nagi thinks it's a ghost if you don't fail.。

"Women's clothing is just my personal hobby! Anyway, can you please stop worrying about me wearing women's clothes, bastard!"

Devitt slammed his hand on the table, then held his red and swollen palm and blew as he yelled at Nagi.

"So why do the good ones fail?"

Drama is not a thing that depends on how wonderful your performance is to win popularity, in today's era when magic painting is beginning to prevail and human entertainment activities are increasing, the traditional art of drama is more just a demand for people's coercion. That is, I watched the drama, and I feel that I am a person with a level and culture, and it seems that I am several levels higher than you, although they are dozing off almost all the time in the process of watching the drama, but the important thing is actually that you have watched the drama.

In other words, even if you play badly, there won't be any big problems, not to mention that DeWitt is just an amateur drama club formed by students, and the performance is childish or something, which is completely acceptable to the audience.

"Well, because that day we released the pigeons of all the spectators together. ”

Lowering his head, Devit squirmed and said embarrassedly to Nagi.

"Oh, it turned out to be just- what a big-headed bastard with the whole audience pigeon!"

It's not that it's not as simple as not acting well, but it's not acting at all, even if the audience is just trying to pretend to be forced or find a place that looks romantic, crit a single dog to show affection or something, at least I paid for the ticket, you always have to play something for me, don't you?

"That is to say, none of us performed on stage that day, and the audience sat for about two hours......

Buried his face between his legs, DeWitt said in shame like an ostrich.

"No, no, no, even if the show is canceled for something, at least let the audience leave!"

What is it to sit for two hours? Are you performing the most beautiful drama in the world that only intelligent people can see? Who wants to be the naked comic in the emperor's new clothes? Are you challenging the lower limit of the audience's IQ?

"Because the whole crew has deserted together!"

Holding his head in his hands, DeWitt exclaimed to himself.

“......”

Nagi's whole body is Spartan, and all the members are deserted? How lazy is this drama department to have this kind of accident! Wouldn't it be that they all think, "Ah, anyway, there is no less of me, there is more, and I am not more" and then wittily run to the Sacred Fire Festival to play! Such a witty member of the drama department has a plan!

"Wait, then, what are you doing?"

Nagi suddenly realized that something didn't seem right, and everyone deserted, so it meant ......

"I'm not ...... with you"

It turns out that you secretly ran out at that time! As a minister, at least some self-awareness! I had such a good time at the time, and now I regret it!

"So how did you end up in the end?"

Nagi took a sip of coffee and asked lightly.

"A guy passing by didn't seem to be able to stand it anymore, so he came on stage and told a few bad jokes......"

DeWitt's words fell, and there was a long silence between the two, Nagi crossed his hands on his chin, and stared at the ostrich-talking Devitt with dead fish eyes. And DeWitt also seems to have taken out a tenacious spirit that if you stare at me, I won't show my head, and keep his original position and don't move.

What is necessary for salvation in such a society......

Nagi stood up, turned around, ignored the pervert in the woman's clothes who hid her head under her crotch, and walked slowly out step by step.

"Nagi-sama, please help me this time!"

Jumping up and hugging Nagi's ankle, Devitt cried out to Nagi in tears.

"Verbosity!

"Then I'll give you your address!"

Nagi turned his head a little and stared at DeWitt lying on the ground with murderous eyes.

"If I don't leave here on time, my people will help me directly leak this hard-earned information, and it will be a big deal!"

With a hand of snot hanging in front of his nostrils, and seeing that he was about to wipe it off the black stockings that Nagi was wearing, Devitt looked back at Nagi with an expression that I don't go to hell and who will go to hell.

"So what the hell are you trying to do, bastard!"

Rather than doing DeWitt a favor, the thought of what would happen to him if he fell into the hands of those unhealthy perverts, Nagi shuddered a wave of anger from between his teeth, and finally decided to hear what DeWitt's plan was.