Powerful old king
One day, Lao Wang from the countryside went to visit his neighbor's house.
"I was a film projectionist when I was young, and now I am retired, and I can have a pension of more than 3,000 yuan a month." Lao Wang blinked to a pile of old newspapers on the ground, "Hey, you don't need these old newspapers, why don't you lend me a look?" ”
"Take it and see it, I've seen it all." The neighbor only gave a perfunctory answer and did not even raise his head.
At this time, the neighbor's mother-in-law was carrying a large bag of old clothes and old slippers and said that she wanted to throw them into the old clothes recycling bin in front of the door, but was stopped by Lao Wang: "These clothes and shoes are good, what a pity to throw them away, it must be appropriate for me to wear!" ”
The neighbor's mother-in-law handed over two big burdens, and Lao Wang hugged them in his arms: "At that time, we worked in the unit, and we also distributed work clothes from time to time!" You are ordinary farmers, and you don't have this treatment. ”
The neighbor's mother-in-law didn't answer the question, picked up half a bowl of leftover pork ribs and walked to the trash can: "This bowl of pork ribs hasn't been eaten for three days, just throw it away." ”
"Don't, don't, don't throw it, it's still edible!" Lao Wang snatched it, "It's been three days, the ribs can't be eaten, I'll take it home and feed it to the dog, it's okay if the dog eats it." ”
The mother-in-law nodded, at this time, it would be inappropriate to force half a bowl of pork ribs back.
"When I was young, I worked in the system, and I was the master of 'eating imperial food'. Our unit has a canteen, and there are delicious meals in the canteen, and no one eats the ribs in the canteen, why? Because I eat every day, I eat every meal, and I am tired of eating! ”
The neighbor shook his head, neither crying nor laughing.
"I said old neighbor, if you don't use your little grandson's walker, you can reserve it for me."
"I bought my walker last month, why did I give it to you?"
"What do you say, old neighbor? How many years have we lived next door, what kind of person I am, can you not be clear? I'm asking you for something? Lao Wang smiled slightly: "I mean, your grandson is older, he no longer uses a walker, and when the time comes, isn't it also a heavy favor for you to give it to me?" ”
The neighbor was helpless, "Let's talk about it then."
There was no more topic to talk about, Lao Wang packed up and prepared to go home, he stepped out of the threshold in a big way, and did not forget to look back: "My son and daughter-in-law are both working in big cities, and they will make money, they are all rich people!" He's so much better than your son! ”
In the evening, half a plate of pork ribs was served to the table when it was hot, and Lao Wang devoured three bowls of rice. After the meal, he leaned back on the sofa full of patches and opened the old newspaper of the year before the big one, and crossed Erlang's legs. Staring at the newly changed old slippers on his feet, his expression was three points leisurely and seven points complacent.
"Old newspapers can be read as history books, and besides, we can also sell old newspapers for money! Wife, don't you say? ”
"I said Lao Wang, when did you say that his walker will get to our house, I heard that our daughter-in-law is pregnant!"
"Don't worry, his walker was bought for my grandson!"
"Ah, my son is calling." My wife answered the phone, and after a pleasantry, a blush appeared on her face: "Silly son, what are you worried about, your father reassures you that his walker is specially prepared for my grandson!" ”
"Our dad is really amazing!".