Chapter 60: The Magical Burning Stick and Rolling Pin
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"Old Ancestor, please take a look, what is the treasure that Nezha 🧝 and the Smurfs 🧚 got?"
"Damn, this is an artifact-level soldier, these two little guys have made a fortune!" The old ancestor, who had never been strange, actually shouted at this moment.
"Artifact? But the thing in Nezha's hand is like a burning stick, and the thing that the Smurfs play with is like a rolling stick, how can it look like an artifact. Lin Mubai said strangely.
After getting these two treasures that fell from the sky that night, the three of them studied for a long time and didn't understand how to use them, and came back to find the old ancestor, the old guy was already asleep, so he had to give up, and today when he entered the God of War Doctor Immortal Palace, he found that the old guy was rarely awake, Lin Mubai couldn't wait to call the two little guys out and let the old ancestor study it.
"You kid don't understand, this artifact-level soldier needs to devour other soldiers or similar items, so as to absorb energy and continuously improve, there is a tool spirit in the artifact, he needs to absorb energy to grow up, just like Nezha and the Smurfs need to continue to improve their level! This high-end baby can be automatically upgraded. The old ancestor said while playing with the rolling pin.
"If you want to devour something for them, I'll buy it immediately, as long as it's not a diamond!" 💎 Lin Mubai said happily.
"I'm sorry, you guessed it, what they eat are diamonds, gold, agate, Hetian jade, these rare and precious treasures!" The old ancestor laughed.
Lin Mubai: ".......".
"Ancestor, I want to cry 🥲, but I can't."
"Hahaha, silly boy, looking at your desperate appearance, your ancestor won't joke with you, in fact, these two artifacts can just devour metal objects such as iron products and copper products."
"Vozhi, old urchin, you have gone too far, you can joke about such an important matter! This is not simple, I went to the factory just now to drag dozens of tons of steel, and the upgrade was done in one day! Lin Mubai said happily.
"Hey, my good apprentice, it's not that simple. He could only devour a certain amount of iron every day with this artifact, and then refine and absorb it. Just like Nezha and the Smurfs, they also have to be fed day by day to grow up day by day, and they can't eat hot tofu if they are anxious. But don't be too happy, even devouring something like iron is enough for you! The old ancestor said again.
Oh, it's okay, this is the same route as Nezha and the Smurfs, all the way to fight monsters, all the way to upgrade, all the way to grow, all the way to treasure hunting, endless fun.
"I don't believe how much you can eat with such a big thing."
"I'll go buy a meal of steel first, no, buy ten tons first, it should be enough for these two artifacts to eat for a month." Lin Mubai muttered to himself.
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"Whoosh, whoo, whoo..."
After Lin Mubai bought the steel, as soon as he moved it from the Qiankun bag to the God of War Doctor Immortal Palace, the steel turned into white light and entered the two artifacts, and the ten tons of steel were decreasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Wori, ten tons have been eaten, and there is no reaction yet!" Looking at the empty ground, Lin Mubai didn't believe that this black iron kun and rolling pin could eat so many things.
"Hahahaha, look, your uncle didn't lie to you, right?" The old ancestor said happily beside him.
"Then another hundred tons!" Lin Mubai felt a pain in his flesh and gritted his teeth.
Anyway, now he has almost more than 10 million on hand, this money is the money given by Long Ye, originally 20 million, half of it was left for the ancestor after buying Moutai, brother is not short of this money, Lin Mubai turned his head and bought another hundred tons.
Finally, after eating almost eighty tons of steel, the black iron rod and the rolling pin finally stopped devouring, and their bodies began to glow. Lin Mubai finally let go of his hanging heart and breathed a sigh of relief.
With a "boom", the two artifacts emitted a dazzling white light, although they were still black iron rods and rolling pins at a glance, they gave people a sense of sacredness.
"Well, these two artifacts have activated the basic attributes of the artifact, and they are invincible!" The old naughty boy said happily.
"Invincible Golden Body?"
"Well, with this invincible golden body, ordinary soldiers can't compete with him at all, so now these two artifacts don't have warrior skills, but they can also be taken out to fight with people, even if they are used as iron rods and rolling pins, they don't know where they are stronger than ordinary soldiers!" The ancestors were satisfied.
"Old naughty boy, shouldn't this artifact release that kind of colorful combat skills, such as a stick to determine the world, a gun to break mountains and rivers, such as a big move?
"Well, that's right, but this requires the cheats of the soldiers, and it takes your own continuous cultivation, comprehension, and control in order to practice the supreme combat skills and dominate the world.
Well, the old ancestor was right. When Nezha went to Taiyi Zhenren to learn art, he also studied for several years, it seems that he thinks about this matter too simply, everything in the world has to be paid, how can it be easy, you can get the earth-shattering baby without spending a little price, isn't that unearned?
"Why don't you move forward step by step, don't be like some novels, open the realm of gods and demons at the beginning, and then have nothing to do, you can only check in every day, it's not fun at all." Lin Mubai encouraged Nezha and the Smurfs.