Chapter 6 Reality is skinny

After leaving the Taishan Football Training Base, Gao Yuan did not take the bus again.

On the one hand, I was really scared of being squeezed, and I was already squeezed just now, and if I was squeezed again, it was estimated that my pants would have to be squeezed out.

On the other hand, he was reluctant to spend 2 yuan on the bus for a 3-kilometer road. After all, you can't go to a professional club, and you can't count on a high salary for the time being. A penny has to be broken in half and spent.

The 3-kilometer road is not far, it is not close, Gao Yuan wiped his sweat while walking, and the afternoon sun was very poisonous, making him sweat.

Walking on the road, Gao Yuan finally figured out that when Li Daquan told him the address before, he first said that "Taishan Football Training Base" was not pure nonsense, but told him about landmark buildings.

If you don't mention this first, in this sparsely populated suburb, you really can't really find where the popular football stadium is.

After asking questions all the way, I finally found a broken stadium.

The small course looks like it has gone through the ages, with low, mottled stands and cinders tracks that were built in an unknown date, proving that the course has been weathered.

Taking a closer look, it is even more shocking.

The pitch is as potholed as the surface of the moon. The turf is also very unevenly distributed, with weeds growing wild in some places and a desert in others.

Yellow sand and barren grass, the wind is dashing, and a gust of wind blows through the dust, this scene can be a direct remake of "New Dragon Gate Inn"!

At this time, there was a group of players from the "World Stars United" on the field.

The reason why they are called the World Star United is because they have a variety of uniforms, including the uniforms of European football giants, Barcelona, Bayern, Real Madrid, and Juventus; There are also South American football powerhouses, River Plate, Boca, Palmeiras, and those wearing national team jerseys, Germany, France, Italy, Brazil, Argentina......

You don't have to look closely at the numbers above their heads, just look at their height to know that this is a bunch of wild ball kickers.

The central defender is fat like a ball, the center forward is thin like a hemp pole, the goalkeeper is less than 1.75 meters, and the midfielder looks pretty good, but looking at his pale face and the dark circles under his eyes like two pandas, you don't have to guess that you must have done nothing good last night.

Gao Yuan looked around, but he couldn't find where the players of Quancheng Saturday were, and he was a little skeptical that this field was the legendary Volkswagen Football Stadium.

So he walked to a middle-aged man with a big belly who smoked on the sidelines, and asked politely, "Is this a popular football stadium?" ”

This man's hairstyle is a bit like the turf of this field, and it is a little "not long in the center".

He didn't seem to hear Takato's inquiry, his eyes were fixed on the players playing on the field, and the cigarette in his mouth flickered and flickered from time to time.

Gao Yuan was a little embarrassed and pestle in place, this was the second time today that he was ignored like a lonely ghost. It's just that the previous one was a beautiful woman, but this one was a big-bellied man.

Gao Yuan held back his anger, but he still held back his anger and raised his voice again and asked, "Excuse me, do you know where the Spring City Saturday Football Club is?"

This voice was shouted with anger, the voice was inevitably louder, and it actually overshadowed the noise on the field, and the group of people who played wild ball invariably stopped and set their eyes on the high distance on the sidelines.

The middle-aged man Xie Ding also seemed to be interested in this question, squinted his eyes, and replied: "This is the Volkswagen Football Stadium, we are the Quancheng Saturday team, who are you?" What are you doing? ”

No way! This TM is Spring City Saturday! God! Oh, God! Buddha! Don't play with me like this! Didn't you say let me save Chinese football? Why don't you let me go to a professional team first!

The start was so bad, how will you play in the future! It's not hard mode, it's hell mode!

The ideal is very plump, but the reality is too skinny.

Gao Yuan is going crazy!

There is a classic line in the movie "Forrest Gump": "Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get" (life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next one will taste like) But today's experience should be said for Gao Yuan: Life is like a swooping roller coaster, you never know what lies ahead of you or a deeper trough!

It took a lot of effort for Gao Yuan to try to calm himself down, but there was no way, if he came, he would be safe! There is a saying that "life is like a strong*, since you are powerless to resist, then enjoy it silently!" ”

Since God wants to play with himself, let's have fun with him! Gao Yuan doesn't believe it, it has fallen to the bottom, can it be even worse?

Gao Yuan looked around, and saw that everyone on the court and the big-bellied man beside him were looking at him inexplicably.

I don't know if it was my crazy appearance just now that attracted them, anyway, everyone looked at them with a caring and mentally retarded look.

At this time, Gao Yuan realized that the head of the person next to him with a Mediterranean hairstyle was actually showing the attributes of a coach.

It's just that his ability value is super low, whether it is offensive training, or defensive training, or work commitment, personnel management, tactical discipline and other items, the value is either 2 or 3, and the lowest of them is affinity, but only 1!

"Well, this time I've met another difficult lord to serve!" Gao Yuan scolded in his heart.

Since he is a coach, he is his future boss. Regardless of the level of leadership, respecting the leadership is a must!

Gao Yuan quickly adjusted his mentality, with a bright smile on his face, stretched out his hands, and introduced himself very politely: "Hello coach, my name is Gao Yuan, and I am here to report!"

The big-bellied Xie Dingman didn't mean to shake hands with Gao Yuan, but asked suspiciously, "Report to duty?" What is the report? ”

"I was introduced by Li Daquan and came to our club to do management work!"

As soon as these words came out, the air seemed to be silent.

But after a moment of silence, the group of players who were playing on the field just now suddenly burst into laughter. The laughter grew louder and louder, becoming more and more uncontrollable, and finally it was like a landslide.

The big-bellied man looked gloomy and had a frosty face.

Gao Yuan laughed awkwardly a few times, looking at this group of guys who were laughing so much that snot bubbles were about to pop up, he wondered in his heart: What's so funny? These people are all fools! Is this team a neurotic team that ran out of a mental hospital?

After laughing for a long time, finally a guy rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughter and shouted to everyone: "There is really an administrator in our team!" Haha"

Someone else chimed in: "Heh, it's getting more and more formal!"

"Come to the administrator today, change to a professional team tomorrow, catch up with Real Madrid and Barcelona the day after tomorrow, just around the corner!"

"Haha-"

There was a cheerful air in the air.

These inexplicable words came into the ears of these haha silly guys, but it seemed to be the funniest joke in the world, and the laughter that had just calmed down was stimulated again, and the laughter reached a new climax.

Gao Yuan is already very sure that these fools are not mentally normal! Definitely ran out of a mental hospital!

"Alright, don't laugh!" The big-bellied middle-aged Xie Dingnan looked unhappy, as if someone else owed him 200 yuan. yelled at the players who were still laughing silly on the field, "Who told you to stop, hurry up and train!" It's almost a tournament, do you want to be eliminated in the first round and go home? ”

The players on the field didn't buy it, and licked their faces one by one and played with Laipi.

"Coach, we've all been playing for an hour, it's time to rest!"

"Lao Wang, I'm dying of exhaustion, I'm going to have cramps right away!"

"I can't kick anymore, I have to hurry back to the unit, I ran out without asking for leave, if I am caught by the supervisor, this month's full attendance bonus will be gone"

"My daughter's kindergarten is almost over, I have to pick up the child"

……

Coach Lao Wang's face turned pale, and he said angrily: "You lazy people! I don't even look at what time it is, it's going to be a game soon! Can you play well in this state? This year, I finally got sponsorship, if Gao Fushuai came after a while, and saw that you were lazy, he didn't pay for sponsorship, and you wouldn't have a place to cry! ”