Chapter 1100: Jiao Li Taoist [Asking for a Guaranteed Monthly Pass]

These two young people are both local literary figures at the end of the year, and they are not on the same side as the cultivation world, and they are also the most hated types of people in all the professions in the mainland; They can't practice themselves, so they often describe those magical abilities as strange powers, but in fact, it is just a silent rebellion because the status of the scholar is far below that of the practitioner.

No one will take this kind of rebellion to heart, a group of sour talents who are stupid in reading and reading, and they will not cause any impact, but they are a negligible group in this world.

The Splendid Continent is a relatively open continent, and there are not so many constraints on women, especially in Shangyu, it is not a big rebellion for young people to pursue their own happiness, and the whole society is relatively tolerant, which provides young people with a lot of opportunities for private life.

The two cousins met the Zhang sisters on a chance outing, and then everything happened naturally, changing the time and the city, this is the realistic material of a talented and beautiful woman.

Then there was a blow to the head, and a cultivator broke out and cut off his beard.

In front of the cultivators, they can't show their family background at all, whether it is the elders of the family, or relatives and friends, they all persuade them to stop in time, there is no grass at the end of the world, otherwise there will be trouble, which is not something their family can afford.

But how is it possible for young people to really swallow this breath?

So I tried my best to resist this wedding, and I tried everything, but it didn't work; Even I thought about elopement, but the Zhang family looked at people very closely, although there was no foundation for entering the road, but there were still a few small repairs that did not enter the flow, how could it be possible to let two big living people run away.

Tossed and turned, nothing came out, and it dragged on until now.

Then the two of them came up with the bad idea of spoiling the atmosphere in some way at the wedding feast, hoping that the monk would not endure some kind of humiliation and leave angrily.

If the two of them had a little understanding of cultivation, they would not have come up with such a whimsical thing, but the two nerds disdainful of cultivation and have no concept of cultivation, but they just know some hearsay, know that monks have a good face, know that monks will not harm mortals, and know that monks will never be true to mortal women.

Therefore, finding someone to ruin this wedding feast became their last stubbornness, and they did not even dare to consult with anyone, knowing that as long as someone knew, they would definitely stop them.

How to humiliate the monks? They are also talking on paper, just using the demon war in previous years as an excuse, such as shaking the groom official with a demon mirror, although they don't even know what a demon mirror is.

The key is to find such a person to carry it out, they will definitely not be able to do it themselves, as soon as they go up, they will be bombarded down, and they don't know the law; So the key problem is how to find a Taoist who dares to show a demon moth at the wedding banquet, which is not easy.

They searched for more than ten days, but no one dared to take it; For any Taoist priest with a normal mind, to humiliate a real cultivator, or a Jindan monk, is this a long life?

Then the blue-clothed cousin met a foreign wanderer by chance, and after listening to his request, he agreed to him, and assured that this was actually not a big deal, and the real cultivators were very generous and would not do anything to them.

The rest is simple, their cousin is also a little capable, and he bribed the housekeeper of the Zhang Mansion with a lot of money, and the Zhang Mansion came forward to invite this person to pay homage to the law at the wedding banquet.

Now that the time is almost up, the Taoist has not yet come, which makes the two cousins very anxious.

But what they didn't expect was that, with the perception of the Jindan monks, how could their so-called exchange of ears escape the eyes and ears of the cultivators? There were hundreds of people present, and as long as the monk wanted to, he could not hide anything from them.

Besides, he is not a groom and has two friends, and he is the only witness on the man's side.

The so-called yin-selfish deeds of these two mortals were very ridiculous to the ears of the three Jindan monks, they didn't even exchange divine sense or eyes, there was no need at all, just like a mortal who would care about the two ants under their feet discussing how to plot against people.

After another moment, what the two cousins were worried about finally did not happen, and the Taoist took a few gangsters hired on the street, put on Taoist robes and Shi Shiran was invited in, which made the two brothers breathe a sigh of relief and their expressions became excited.

In their imagination, the Taoists are tricky on the top, referring to the deer as horses, and they are coaxing the seedlings below, and they do not really refer to the groom as a monster, but as long as the wedding banquet is messy, there may be a chance.

In the city at the end of the year, face is very important.

The plan is crude, the idea is naïve, but this is the inevitable result of the scholar who talks on paper, and they still think that what they are doing is ethereal and seamless.

As soon as the Jiao Li Taoist came on the stage, he immediately made the guests shake their heads and sigh, it was too obscene, not only the officiating Taoist who was the leader, but also a few Taoist children who followed him, so where is the Taoist Tong, if he takes off his Taoist robe, he is a ruffian in the mixed society.

The person in charge of the Zhang family immediately looked at Zhang Luo's housekeeper on this matter, but the housekeeper came and turned a blind eye; One is a big gift, and the other is to take care of the two little sisters to grow up, he really doesn't want to see the two little sisters take this road, he has some understanding of the cultivation realm, and he has also followed the original Zhuji family master for many years, and he knows more and more deeply than others.

The practice is also to pay attention to the appearance of the person, like this kind of show-up thing, how can the face be able to get it, judging people by appearance is the basic standard of this industry, there is a threshold, can not affect the mood of the main family, right?

But it's all here, you can't kick people out now, can you? First, if you come to lose, and secondly, if you find someone again, you will definitely delay the auspicious time, so you can only settle.

But several clan elders have secretly paid attention to this matter, and they must drive away this housekeeper who relies on the old and sells the old, it is too disappointing and ignorant.

The lewd Taoist with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks walked to the incense table that had already been arranged, and began to dig out things from the dirty big sleeves, such as a peach wood sword, a three-clear bell, a compass, a gossip mirror, a yellow charm, a dust, a yin and yang umbrella, and a spiritualist flag...... The things are quite complete, and even one or two of them still have a faint fluctuation of spiritual power, although it is very weak, but it can be regarded as a real magic weapon.

Even if it is a mortal monk, they will try their best to get one or two real magic weapons to make a strong appearance, this kind of magic weapon is of course not the real magic weapon used by cultivators, but just a waste product in the magic weapon, a defective counterfeit product, and the only function of fake and shoddy imitations is to make a little sound and light effect to deceive mortals.

But anyway, this person's face is a little harsh, but it's probably still a real Jiao ceremony, right?

This is a family belonging, and ordinary Taoists really can't afford it.

(End of chapter)