Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Miserable Old King
Lao Wang's mouth was still nagging: "I can drink eight taels and one catty, such a ...... Holy! ”
I saw a yellow and white pasty water column suddenly erupt from Gao Yuan's mouth, the speed was so fast, the water pressure was so strong, he couldn't dodge, he couldn't avoid it.
Lao Wang could only watch as this column of water mixed with some food residues, smashed over his head and face, pasted on his face, splashed on his body, smeared on his bald head, and even sprayed a lot directly into his open mouth.
"Holy!"
The crowd watching the excitement invariably erupted in greater amazement again.
This scene is so shocking! There are really no other words that can accurately express everyone's mood at this moment.
It's really "don't blame everyone for being uneducated, I will walk the world in one sentence"!
Gao Yuan only felt a lightness in his stomach for an instant, and his body seemed to have never been so comfortable. How did he know the situation around him, and now being able to squirt the liquid out of his stomach is the most comfortable thing in the world.
Driven by instinct, he exerted all his strength and desperately squeezed the liquid out of his stomach. At first, it was the wine he had drunk before, then the food scraps that had not been digested during the day, and finally the mucus and sour water, all of which he vomited clean.
Gao Yuan had just saved 6 or 7 glasses of liquor in his stomach, and he added up to more than two catties of undigested food residues, as well as mucus and sour water!
These slimy vomit with a pungent smell were all sprayed out under the stimulation of "all over the world".
More than two pounds of vomit, wave after wave of vomit for more than ten seconds!
Everyone was stunned, what a lot of traffic this is! Gao Yuan, are you going to break the Guinness World Record for vomiting?
"I ...... The exclamation of "...... sound, accompanied by the sound of vomiting from a distance, the tail note was long, and the aftersound lingered for a long time.
Someone even took out their mobile phones and began to take photos and videos, recording this once-in-a-lifetime wonderful moment!
Lao Wang stood in place without love, helplessly welcoming the baptism of fate. I can't hide, my head, face, and body are already full of paste!
He's got a short circuit in his brain, what's going on? When other people are drunk, they are all looking for a horn to spit on the ground, why are you so unrestrained and vomit directly on my head?
It's so accurate! The traffic is so big! It's been so long! Have you awakened any abilities?! Or is it possessed by the water baby in the gourd baby?!
Everything else can be endured, whether it is the paste all over the body, or the half of the undigested shrimp sprayed on the door of his bald head, it all belongs to the category of being able to endure it hard!
But, what the hell are you doing squirting into my mouth? That's a bit excessive!
I've said a lot of quips tonight, but you can't squirt the contents of your stomach into my mouth! Isn't it disgusting? Is there a minimum of respect between people!
Lao Wang felt sick for a while, and felt that his mouth seemed to be unable to hold it. He wanted to spit out the vomit in his mouth, but Takato's stomach was like a high-pressure water gun, squirting out too fast, too much, too violently! As soon as Lao Wang's throat was strained, the vomit in his mouth flowed down his throat.
Holy! Lao Wang secretly screamed badly! His face turned pale instantly, and he only felt a fishy smell mixed with a strong ethanol smell entering his body!
Thinking that this was Gao Yuan's vomit, Lao Wang's stomach involuntarily spasmed, and he couldn't suppress it anymore, and the wine and food in his stomach sprayed out together with the vomit he had just swallowed.
It's just that his "archery" is not fine, and the angle is not adjusted well, and the vomit that he spit out is not sprayed back on Gao Yuan's body, but most of it is sprayed on the dining table.
There was also some vomit that crossed the table and splashed across the table.
And sitting there was Li Daquan, who was stunned in the deputy escort position.
"Vomit ......" and "vomit ......" Several guys at the table with poor psychological tolerance also vomited together.
It's not that they can't see anyone vomiting, but everyone saw Gao Yuan spit vomit into Lao Wang's mouth, and then Lao Wang actually ate the vomit!
In the end, Lao Wang processed it in his stomach and vomited out what he had eaten!
Nima, can you be a little more disgusting! Are you guys playing Vomit Solitaire!
It's disgusting to open the door to disgusting - disgusting to get home!
Those who couldn't hold back and didn't vomit also hurriedly covered their noses and hid away, for fear of being harmed by the pond fish.
Li Daquan, who has no love, is about to cry!
Nima, you immortals are fighting, I'm such a little ghost far away, why should I suffer with it! As soon as I eat the melons, the whole table will be far away from you two, why don't you let me go!
At this moment, he threw himself to Gao Yuan's already obedient five-body body! This cheap nephew is sent by God to punish himself!
I used to cheat a little money, but I really can't be regarded as a big traitor, and I won't be so good at myself!
Well, I was wrong! Lofty! You're not my nephew! You're my uncle! It's my ancestor! I'm convinced! Completely convinced!
"Vomit ~ uh ~ ......" Gao Yuan finally slowly vomited, the contents of his stomach had been vomited clean, he was originally drinking urgent wine, glass after glass, the alcohol had not been completely digested and absorbed, and now he vomited it all, he was fine!
Gao Yuan shook his head, only to realize that the scene in the room was so tragic!
Lao Wang next to him was retching on the table full of vomit, and the mucus flowing from the corners of his mouth was glowing green, probably spitting out bile and gastric juice.
His body was even more miserable, his head, face, and clothes were all covered with vomit, and there was half an undigested shrimp on his bare head!
Looking at Li Daquan on the other side of the dining table, he also stood stunned on the spot, his eyes were empty and confused, and there was a lot of disgusting vomit splashed on his face and clothes.
Looking around again, there were still a few stalls of vomit, and the few unlucky people who vomited were retching and staring at themselves with a sad face!
The rest of the crowd hid far away, covering their noses and mouths, their faces in disbelief, and a little fear and awe in their eyes.
"What's going on?" Gao Yuan was a little confused, he really drank too much just now! What a broken piece!
Lao Wang is going crazy! What's wrong? It's all your good work! Are you still pretending to be stupid?
Lao Wang raised his head with difficulty, staring at Gao Yuan viciously, he mustered up all his strength, and wanted to vomit Gao Yuan again, in order to vent the hatred in his heart!
But he is not a bubble dragon after all, and he doesn't have the ability to vomit if he wants to, in fact, his stomach has been vomited cleanly, and even the bile and acid water have been vomited.
Lao Wang even transported the dantian qi a few times, but he couldn't vomit a little more. Nima, it's not powerful at the critical moment!
Lao Wang hated Gao Yuan, this disgusting guy was absolutely willing! You can't just let him go, MLgb, I'm fighting with you!
Lao Wang's anger rises from his heart, and evil is born to the side of his guts! Suddenly stormed away!
He propped up the table full of vomit with both hands, jumped up directly, with the vomit all over his body, and the half of the shrimp on the bald head, he made a move of the goshawk and the rabbit, and pounced towards Gao Yuan with his teeth and claws.
Gao Yuan was startled, and said in his heart, what's wrong with Lao Wang? Crazy about smoking sheep? How did you come to yourself!
There is also slimy vomit all over my body, which has to rub myself, and the dirt is dirty!
He didn't expect that the vomit on Lao Wang's body was all due to himself!
However, this time Lao Wang is really wrong to blame Gao Yuan, he is really broken! Tu Lao Wang's body was purely a mistake under unconscious circumstances, otherwise, even if Gao Yuan really wanted to make it bad, he wouldn't be able to vomit so accurately!
Where did the angry old king take care of this, he hated Gao Yuan to the core! One thought now - revenge!
Gao Yuan, today is either you die or I die!
Gao Yuan involuntarily retreated, this is really a fate! But why? What about me! Why are you so resentful! Is there something to say in a harmonious society......
The eyes of everyone in the private room are straight, this Nima is full of twists and turns!
It's so exciting! First it was a wine fight, then a vomit solitaire, and now it's going to change the action again?
Looking at Lao Wang's posture, he may have to stage a Hollywood blockbuster-level action scene! Everyone hid far away, and they really didn't dare to come up to persuade them, not only for fear of being splashed with blood, but also for fear of being vomited!
Seeing that Lao Wang was about to pounce on Gao Yuan, suddenly with a "rub~" sound, Lao Wang stepped on a stall of vomit, his feet slipped, and his body fell forward.
Lao Wang put all his energy on Gao Yuan, how could he have any precautions, with a "bang", his front face slapped firmly on the pile of vomit.
Motionless, fainted.
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Lao Wang lay on his stomach for a long time and didn't move, everyone was frightened, this Nima wouldn't be killed.
Everyone came over to see the situation, but Lao Wang was covered with vomit and the smell was so bad that no one dared to touch it, and no one dared to touch it!
Gao Yuan endured the nausea, and kicked the lying old Wang over.
But I saw that his face was covered with vomit, and as he breathed, the mushy vomit bubbled out of his mouth and nostrils.
And gas! Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
But how to save it? Who would dare to do artificial respiration! Everyone looked at each other, not knowing what to do.
In the end, Gao Yuan thought of a way, picked up the remaining half of the basin of "Five Lakes and Four Seas", and poured it on Lao Wang's bald head.
was drenched with wine, and Lao Wang woke up slowly, but he didn't know whether he was drenched or woken up by the pungent smell of "all over the world".
It's just that the wine poured on his head, and inevitably a lot of it flowed into his mouth, including the half of the shrimp on the bald head, which also flowed into Lao Wang's mouth.
The cold drink slapped indiscriminately on his face, and warm tears flowed down his face......
Lao Wang woke up, but he was drunk again! There is no way, the power of "all over the world" is so great!
Gao Fushuai asked the restaurant to find a car and hurriedly sent Lao Wang home!
"High ...... Lofty...... It's not over! You...... You wait......" When Lao Wang was taken away, his tongue couldn't be straightened.
Gao Yuan was speechless, he really didn't know what he had done!
Li Daquan was looking at Lao Wang's miserable appearance from the side, and he was about to collapse! Gao Yuan, you are really ruthless! What kind of torture has the team's head coach become! Are you the devil? Is there anything else you can't do?
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ps: I don't know how everyone feels, anyway, Feng Hou is forced to endure the disgust to code out the content of this chapter.
Everyone has always felt that the male protagonist is a little soft on Lao Wang.,It's hard this time!
If you think what I wrote is disgusting enough, please collect, recommend and reward me, and deserve to compensate for the spirit of the marquis who can't eat dinner. By the way, I also help to publicize it, so that more readers can see it, after all, we can't just disgust us, we have to disgust everyone!