Everyone thought they had guessed the heart of the bridegroom, but they didn't know that it was not the case.

If you are really selfless in your heart, your first reaction is to drive out this unobtrusive Jiao Li Taoist priest, where will you have time to listen to him on such an occasion.

The problem is, the three of them are really youkai! It's just that it's hidden so deep that no one here can find out.

This brings a problem, do not leave a tail to do things, otherwise there will be endless troubles, in the future, there are people who pass by and hear about this, and meet a person who likes to meddle and then come to listen to his reality, endlessly, who can stand this?

Even real humans will be found out to be a fart-, not to mention that they are still real monsters, once the seed of doubt is planted, even if it is a lie, there will be people who will spare no effort to prove that they know human beings very well, so they can't simply drive things away, now it's quiet, and the future will be very troublesome.

For Tianxin Pavilion, their demon clan is instinctively suspicious, so there needs to be someone who can take root here, and at the same time provide a reasonable place for other demon clans to come and go here, which is why he married a local Xiuzhen family woman, with these natives as a cover, it is very convenient to do whatever you do.

Originally, the plan went smoothly The Zhang family was very satisfied with him, and he was also very excited about the Zhang family's power in the city at the end of the year, and he could spare two charming human women; But what happened at the wedding banquet was an accident, well, a little accident, it's easy to solve, but to do it lightly, it takes wisdom, or a little more humor to overhaul?

The three of them touched their senses and decided to play with this Taoist priest, playing is not the purpose, the purpose is to expose the true face of this charlatan, only by exposing this charlatan, can they get real safety.

This is a very helpless thing, no one who knows the cultivation will be fooled, they all know that this mosquito Taoist is an out-and-out liar, but the problem is that those mortal guests don't know!

And these mortals are the best to spread the gossip, which is why they have to cooperate in the show.

This mosquito Dao person, that is, the stage of feeling the pulse of qi, in the Splendid Continent, there are a lot of people like them, they have no potential for cultivation, and they are unwilling to return to the life of mortals, they always dream that one day they can turn over, seek wealth and danger, and take advantage of the future.

Then give him a lesson, a joke that he can't get off the stage.

…… The mosquito road people are full of pride, obviously the groom's last sentence of thanksgiving touched him, what is the reason for pretending to be a ghost here, isn't it just for this yellow and white thing?

More and more excited, like a dancing god, the bun is scattered, the hair is draped down the shoulders, and the face is hideous.

It was said to be a monster hunt, but several children among the guests were so frightened that they cried, and he really looked like a monster himself.

sang in his mouth: "Shangyu has a coward, and the white head is a poor demon." According to the end of the year, the city dives through the Zhu Bridge. The temple seeks the heavenly master, and the border handsome Kou Wendao. Thousands of soldiers broke the fortification, and the voyage was burned. Capture the traitor in the cave, and play the smoke and ......"

Pointing to a monk friend of the bridegroom's officer, "What's the name of the person who came?" Do you dare to tell the truth? ”

The monk laughed secretly in his heart, this human world is truly full of wonders, but he can't say that the pseudonym he made up after coming to Jinxiu is easy to be associated; I can't think of a replacement between eagerness, this is a common problem of the demon clan mixed into the human world, and it is an inevitable shortcoming in terms of writing skills, and there is no ink in the chest, of course, there is no urgency

What about your real name? It's the upper realm far beyond the universe, who knows?

"A certain Isofu, what are you going to do?"

The mosquito man raised the treasure umbrella and faced the open umbrella, "I call you by your name, do you dare to respond?" ”

Ji Fu laughed, this liar is full of tricks, how did he come up with it?

"What should it be? What shouldn't be? ”

The mosquito man shouted, "If you put your name in the umbrella and turn into pus and blood, you are a monster!" But God has the virtue of a good life, and you can also salute and salute, maybe there is a difference? ”

Many monks laughed, deceiving people to this time and trying to blackmail people for money, just this sentence exposed their human nature; It means that you reach out and ask for money, and if you don't give money, you are a demon!

How could it be possible to give him money at this point? This is everyone's mind, even those mortals have mostly understood, and the two cousins are even more paused, this guy is too deep into the play, I don't know if I see it, I will accept it, I'm afraid it's going to be troublesome.

"So, you will summon me, and I will see how I have become pus-and-blood."

The mosquito man broke off and shouted, "Isofu! ”

Ji Fu didn't hesitate, "It's a certain family!" ”

only listened to the swishing sound, and the shadow of the rock was electrified and sucked into it by the treasure umbrella; But the surrounding guests were no different, and they all applauded loudly.

"Good baby, there are two more, you can take them together."

By now, the true face of the mosquito Dao people has long been revealed, and everyone knows that this is the treasure umbrella that Ji Fu deliberately put into his wish, the purpose is to break his words that he turned into pus and blood, for Jindan monks, it is not too simple to play such a little trick.

But the question is, when Ji Fu comes out of the treasure umbrella later, how will this obscene Taoist priest justify himself? Said that the celestial master who collected demons didn't work today?

It's getting more and more interesting.

The mosquito Taoist became more and more excited, and it seemed that he didn't have a clear understanding of his own strength, obviously the Taoist himself threw it in to tease him, and he thought it was his own treasure to make a contribution, one was not enough, and he wanted to continue to accept it?

Keeping his eyes on another friend of the groom's officer, the man was also interested, and when he saw him staring at him, he immediately reported his name,

"I'm Huang Feng'er, don't accept me, I'm so scared!"

The guests burst into laughter, this is the happiest show at the wedding banquet, and it is the most likable reason for the clown, especially when it is too difficult to make it known to everyone, but only he himself.

And because of that, it's so much fun.

The mosquito man no longer opened the umbrella, but erected another flag, "The Heavenly Master has rules, and he will only receive one at a time; There is another treasure flag in the poor road, and the demons dare not look at it directly, otherwise they will become heartless and turn into their original form, do you dare to look at it? ”

Huang Feng'er laughed, "Why don't you dare? I also want to know what my original form is. ”

The questions and answers between the two sides were interesting, just like singing, and the guests were fascinated by it, and they even hoped that such a farce would be longer, and the first Taoist would not come out of the umbrella so quickly.

The mosquito man raised the flag and shook it again and again, "Huang Feng'er, you see! ”

Huang Feng'er cooperated with him in pretending, and danced with his hands, "I'm out of mind, I'm out of mind, I'll ask everyone to tell me what the real body is later?" ”

As he spoke, he looked at the banner intently, and gradually lost his voice, attracting a cheer from the surrounding guests, and he had a good impression of the two friends of the groom.

It's a lot better than just acting.

(End of chapter)