Chapter 50: That's right, you're all retarded

What to do if your IQ is trampled on?

The vast majority of users who can understand these parameters are laughing, thinking that I am so smart, don't try to lie to me, and wait for the product to come out and see how I report you.

There are very few users left, as if they have caught the traffic password.

For example, those vloggers who focus on popular science and unboxing.

In the video of Two Angel Technology, it was said that this sunscreen clothing would be available to everyone in a week at the latest.

But a week is too long, in today's high-speed information age, they really have to wait for a week, others are afraid that "children" have given birth to several waves.

Anyway, Two Angel Technology has released all the parameters of the sunscreen clothing, as well as the renderings of the sunscreen clothing.

It's time to show their expertise.

This night, the sunscreen clothing advertisement released by Two Angel Technology did not cause waves in the outside world.

Then the next day, such a popular popular science video appeared in the popular science video area.

- Is this a black-tech sun-protective clothing or a black-hearted sun-protective clothing?

The video is a popular science blogger named [Xiao Lu's Science and Technology Life].

This popular science blogger has more than 5 million followers, mainly explaining popular science with common technology products in life.

Xiao Lu's science and technology life account has been active for more than a year, and some of the science and technology product explanation videos created on weekdays also have more than 100,000 likes and thousands of replies.

Xiao Lu is a science blogger with very good results, a special video every month, can have three or four hundred thousand advertising income, inserting a product advertisement, and also tens of thousands of yuan in income.

However, today, Xiao Lu's scientific and technological life did not coincide, but in the absence of physical products, he gave a popular science explanation of an upcoming product...... and criticism.

This product is naturally the sunscreen clothing that Two Angel Technology is about to launch.

The style of the video is the same as before, Xiao Lu sits at a huge work table, talking to himself in front of the camera.

"I think the vast majority of viewers have already experienced how terrifying the summer heat is."

"At home, we can still blow the fan and the air conditioner, but what about going out?"

"Going out during the day is a torture."

Xiao Lu first laughed at himself, since the beginning of summer, he has almost stayed at home during the day, and only dared to go out in the evening when the sun went down.

At the same time, he also laughed at himself that he knew that sun-protective clothing was not suitable for walking out at all, but he still couldn't help but buy two.

"That's what I thought." Xiao Lu smiled: "I want to wear sun-protective clothing, no matter how hot it is, can it still be hot above my head at 40 degrees?" ”

"As long as I block out the sun's rays, I'd rather be sweltering than the sun stun me."

"As a result, I was sloppy, and I put on sun-protective clothing and went out, only to know that there was a kind of stuffiness that made sweat rain."

"This idiom is not an exaggeration, but a true description."

"In less than five minutes, my upper body was completely soaked, and I had to take off my sun-protective clothing and run home."

Xiao Lu first used his own experience as an example to explain the horror of high temperatures, and then began to popularize the principle of sunscreen clothing to the audience.

He told the audience that there are usually two types of sun-protective clothing on the market.

One is a relatively non-technical composite modal fiber, which is made of lightweight, breathable clothing.

This kind of "sun-protective clothing" relies entirely on the density of the fabric itself to block sunlight.

Because of the low price, good elasticity of clothing, and the advantages of re-washing, it has a considerable market share in the field of sun-protective clothing.

Little Lu also picked up a piece of fabric from the table and showed the audience the characteristics of modal fibers and how to distinguish them.

After explaining, he picked up another piece of fabric, which seemed to be cut directly from the sunscreen clothing.

"It's a real piece of fabric for sun-protective clothing."

Xiao Lu pointed this matte texture, slightly translucent white cloth at the camera, and explained: "This sunscreen fabric is made of polyester fibers, and a sunscreen that can protect against ultraviolet rays is also added to the raw material. ”

"Some high-grade sunscreen fabrics will also be coated with a layer of sunscreen film on the outside, and the sun protection index can be 60+."

"But the disadvantages of this fabric are also very obvious, first of all, its price will be very touching, usually more than 200."

"In addition, the breathability of polyester fiber itself is relatively poor, and if you coat it with sunscreen film, it is just like a raincoat, not only sunscreen, but also waterproof."

"It's waterproof, and of course it prevents moisture from evaporating from the skin's surface, giving you a steamer feel."

"In addition, there are two huge drawbacks to this plating fabric."

"One is that after being exposed to the sun for a long time, the sunscreen film will quickly age and fall off, and the second is that the sunscreen film is very afraid of water, and after soaking in water or washing several times, the sunscreen effect will even become none."

After popularizing science, there are two common sunscreen clothing, and Xiao Lu told everyone a truth that is easy to ignore.

"Actually......"

"The theory of the uselessness of sun-protective clothing is not absolute, and sun-protective clothing is counterproductive this summer, entirely because the temperature this summer has broken through historical extremes."

"You have to know that the temperature is the air temperature, and the perceived temperature is the perceived temperature."

"The sun is accumulating heat, the ground is absorbing and reflecting heat, and sometimes the surface temperature can even be 60~70 °C, and dogs are burned when they walk up."

"At this temperature, except for air conditioning fans, it is impossible for any sunscreen items outdoors to avoid sweating like rain."

"If the temperature hovers at 30~34 °C, then the sunscreen clothing still has the effect."

"Especially when riding, the air accelerates the water release from the surface of the body, and there is basically no very stuffiness."

After saying this, Xiao Lu changed his words.

"But!"

"A technology company I follow has launched a miracle sunscreen clothing that claims to be able to block 97+ ultraviolet rays, and is coated with textile fabrics with a thickness of only 0.1 millimeter."

Xiao Lu paused, picked up a drawing board printed with the renderings of the sunscreen clothing from the side, and showed it to the audience: "They also arrogantly claim that this sunscreen clothing can effectively reduce the surface temperature by 25 °C in direct sunlight." ”

"And the coating is not afraid of washing, and has good anti-aging and tensile properties."

"I'm going to tell everybody, that's how this company is advertised."

"This effectively lowers the surface temperature by 25°C, and they don't play with words."

"Otherwise, if you compare a piece of iron sheet, all the fabric can be more than 25 degrees Celsius lower than the surface temperature of the iron sheet."

"They directly compare the uncoated fabric, as long as it is above 35 degrees Celsius, under the sun, the coated cloth will be more than 25 degrees Celsius lower than the surface of the uncoated cloth."

When Xiao Lu introduced in a slightly exaggerated tone, he kept the renderings of the sunscreen clothing in his hand.

Or if this sunscreen clothing does not falsely exaggerate the advertising parameters, then with this fashionable and scientific style design, it can also be easily sold.

"Come on, let's go directly to the test, first let the big guy see the surface temperature of ordinary textile fabrics in the sun."

After Xiao Lu finished speaking, he directly took the anti-shake camera in his hand, and then took the two pieces of fabric on the table to the balcony.

As soon as the windows are opened, even if the audience cannot feel the heat of the outside world, they can feel the terrifying heat of the outside world from the dazzling sunlight.

There is also a thermometer hanging from the balcony, which is just 40°C.

Clip two pieces of sunscreen fabric to the clothes pole outside the window with a clothespin to avoid direct contact with the clothes pole.

Then fix the camera and point it at the two pieces of fabric.

Xiao Lu's video screen directly fast-forwarded at high speed for half an hour, and at the end of the fast forward, Xiao Lu used a hand-held temperature gun to take a picture of the modal fiber fabric.

A high temperature of 55°C appeared directly on the thermometer gun.

Take a look at the high-grade polyester fiber and sunscreen coating fabric next to it.

53℃。

Xiao Lu said that in comparison with the uncoated modal fiber fabric, the sunscreen clothing launched by Two Angel Technology, in the same time, is the surface temperature only 30 °C?

"Is that possible?"

"Theoretically, of course, there is this possibility, as long as the temperature before the sunscreen clothing is brought to the sun does not exceed 30 °C, then it is possible that the surface temperature will not exceed 30 °C after half an hour of sunbathing."

"But that's just theoretical, just like sun-protective clothing won't have a surface temperature of 55°C on the body."

"The human body absorbs heat and dissipates it by sweating. The movement of air in nature, and the movement of sun-protective clothing, also take away heat. ”

Xiao Lu directly asserted that it is impossible to achieve an ultraviolet isolation index of 97+ with a sunscreen clothing with a thickness of 0.1 millimeter.

It is even more impossible to achieve a thermal reflectivity of 92% of the coating, so that its surface temperature is much lower than that of other fabrics.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Xiao Lu said that if you want to achieve a heat reflectivity of 92%, only those with special compounds and metal coating materials can do it.

For example, the latest heat-reflective glass installed on the surface of some buildings can achieve a heat reflectivity of about 70%.

Of course, no matter how high it is, it will be fine, but that will seriously affect the light transmission of the glass.

And this heat-reflective coating can't help but fold and curl at all, otherwise it will be completely shattered like burned paper.

I've never heard of this kind of coating that can be used to make a cloth coating, and wear it on the body to move around.

"Originally, I also had a good opinion of Two Angel Technology, thinking that the goods in their shopping cart before were not only good and cheap, but the anchor was a real person."

"But ......"

At the end of the video, Xiao Lu took a long breath and said regretfully: "But now it seems that everything is business." ”

"The reputation they created in the early stage has not been in business for long, and they can't wait to cut leeks for cash."

"They also use such exaggerated parameters to deceive users."

"Of course, of course~"

Xiao Lu finally added, "There are no absolutes in everything. ”

"If the sunscreen clothing launched by Two Angel Technology within a week, it can really do the technical parameters they said."

"My Xiao Lu directly broadcast live broadcast under the sun for two hours, not only to apologize to Two Angel Technology 360°C without dead ends, but also to help them bring goods for free."

"It's a pity, the odds of me apologizing are not higher than those of 5 million."

"That's it for this video, and I'm also looking forward to two angel technology coming out to explain why it uses such exaggerated data to deceive users."

……

Xiao Lu and his [Xiao Lu's Science and Technology Life] account can also be regarded as a popular new blogger in the video science popularization industry this year.

His user group is very active, so as soon as this video came out, Two Angel Technology immediately exploded.

Burst with taunts.

Originally, most people didn't believe this product advertisement.

Now there is a popular blogger with a very wide range of knowledge, who stands up and gives examples of science, and criticizes it mercilessly.

Therefore, whether it is a large number of users on the side of the Second Angel Technology account, or a larger number of users on Xiaolu's side.

They are now all crowded under the video of Two Angel Technology, one by one incarnated as science and technology masters, pointing out the country.

There were less than 50,000 likes, and in one day, the message in the comment area exceeded 50,000, and it was directly popular.

The next day, many popular science bloggers and unboxing bloggers saw the popularity and immediately followed suit.

Regardless of whether you understand it or not, first follow Xiao Lu's video to get two sunscreen suits, then wear them out and sweat profusely, and then accuse Er Angel Ke of being a false propaganda.

The big-brand sunscreen clothing they bought for hundreds of yuan is far from meeting those parameter requirements, so why can two angel technology?

High temperature.

Sun protection.

Cooling.

Science.

False Propaganda......

Each of these words can pierce the eyes of users. When they come together, the lethality is immeasurable.

In order to attract attention, these popular science bloggers and unboxing bloggers have also made bold vows.

It is said that if Two Angels Technology can really come up with this kind of sun-protective clothing, they can do it including but not limited to the following many vows.

For example, handstand shampooing.

Go out in the sun at noon until dark.

Hang an apology banner in the live broadcast room for a month.

Ten videos to help Angel Tech promote for free.

Buy 5,000 pieces of sunscreen clothing out of your own pocket and give them to users.

A romantic carriage gift of nearly 3,000 yuan was swiped for 100 in a row in the live broadcast room of Two Angel Technology......

Anyway, how to exaggerate, how to attract attention.

They thought to themselves that since Two Angel Technology bragged first, then of course we can't be polite and see who can brag.

Anyway, the last one to overturn must be Two Angel Technology.

For a while, many popular science bloggers and unboxing bloggers who are not very popular, or a little popular, are desperately rubbing against this popularity.

In order to show their deep relationship with Two Angel Technology, some of them also deliberately brought the clothing products sold in their shopping carts for users to open a box first.

The next day.

In the video of Two Angel Technology, the number of comments in the comment area directly exceeded 100,000......

Affected by this wave of popularity, the attention of the Two Angel Technology account directly exceeded two million.

Although most of them pay attention to a wave first, waiting to see the overturn.

There are also some users who don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement and complain about the false propaganda of Angel Technology.

But now they haven't even come out with a physical product, even if they are sure that they are false propaganda, but they can't be identified until they put the physical product on the shelves.

Speaking of this kind of heat, the auditors are quite happy to see it.

The more lively they are, the more they will be punished in the end.

As the saying goes, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement.

Users think so, but in fact, Ye Ran also has the same idea.

Come on, who's afraid of whom.

After getting a 100% guarantee from Shuangke Industry, the sunscreen clothing can be put into production smoothly.

Ye Ran directly mobilized three employees and intercepted all the oaths made by the popular science bloggers and unboxing bloggers who swore by this sunscreen clothing on the Internet.

Rank from largest to smallest according to the number of followers, and intercept the swearing process of the top 30 bloggers.

Then it was made into a video collection, which was directly hung in the latest works of Two Angel Technology.

"I swear~ If Two Angel Technology can launch sunscreen clothing with the same promotional parameters as them, I will [unpack the box furiously] and run to stand under the sun......"

"I swear~ If there is really such a sunscreen clothing, I [Tony Evaluation] will ......"

"I swear~ I'll ...... [Brother Han unboxing]"

"I swear~ I [X Science and Technology Information Station] will ......"

"I swear ......"

Thirty bloggers, using the method of accelerated playback, swore that the whole content was displayed in the video one by one.

Two Angel Technology did not add any of its own words to the video.

But Ye Ran, who didn't think it was a big deal, also asked the staff to @ all these people in the comment area.

“……”

“…………”

These bloggers were collectively stunned, and countless countless users who were ready to have fun watching the overturned car were also stunned.

"Holy"

"It's ...... On the bar? ”

"Two Angel Technology said that in four days, either you will die or I will die."

"It's not boring now, there's a river of blood to watch."

"Two Angel Technology has refreshed my new understanding of the word bragging, and it turns out that bragging can be so justifiable."

"Duel, duel, two angel technology wars thirty popular bloggers."

"Crazy, Two Angels Tech is completely crazy, but I like it."

"I'll help you translate what Two Angel Technology wants to say, he wants to say that all of you are mentally retarded."

As soon as this provocative video of Two Angel Technology came out, the whole network exploded.

Million.

Million.

Million.

Million......

When there were still two days before the date of the launch of the sunscreen clothing by Two Angel Technology, the number of followers of the Two Angel Technology account directly exceeded 8 million.