Chapter 65: Heads-up
Xiaoxia and Ma Pole's "heads-up" has begun!
Xiaoxia dribbled the ball, the hemp pole defended, everyone watched and ate melons, and they all wanted to see if Xiaoxia could pass the hemp pole.
Xiaoxia is still barefoot, she didn't go to work today, so she didn't wear overalls, she was wearing a pair of tight jeans on her lower body, her legs were slender and straight, and her upper body was a pure white T-shirt, with a Mickey Mouse head pictured, which looked casual and playful.
Just this outfit, Xiaoxia is very disadvantaged, this is a football outfit, even if you are jogging, you don't wear it like this.
Everyone just regarded this as a joke, although Xiaoxia's hand just now was very amazing, but except for Gao Yuan, no one would really think that Xiaoxia could kick a hemp stick.
After all, there is a difference in physical fitness between men and women, there is a way to "drop ten times with one force", no matter how bad the hemp stick is, he is also the team's positive striker, and he is the team's top scorer in the FA Cup qualifiers. Besides, the hemp pole is tall and has long legs, a large defensive area, and is two ends taller than Xiaoxia, if the advantage is so big, if you lose again, just find a piece of tofu and kill it!
Everyone is ready, and when Xiaoxia loses, how to comfort her, just say that her equipment today is not suitable, which affects her performance. I just hope she doesn't lose too badly, otherwise she won't be able to say words of comfort. I don't know if this guy understands how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade......
Xiaoxia seemed to be blind to the difference in the size of the two, and skillfully rushed towards the hemp pole with the ball, like Don Quixote challenging the giant of the windmill.
Seeing the excitement, the melon-eating masses who are not afraid of big things shouted loudly to cheer for Xiaoxia.
In their opinion, Xiaoxia is obviously the weaker side, and needs more cheering and encouragement.
Seeing that Xiaoxia was as light and agile as a butterfly with the ball, Ma Zhu sneered secretly, muttered in his heart, "Flower fist embroidered legs", saw the right time, stretched out his long legs, and was ready to break the ball.
But Xiaoxia seemed to be waiting for the hemp rod to move first, at this moment, Xiaoxia gently pushed the ball forward, and the ball passed under the unguarded crotch of the hemp stick, and at the same time, Xiaoxia swept past the side of the hemp rod like a gust of breeze.
Wear the crotch!
The hemp pole was caught off guard, and in the panic, his legs wanted to be brought together, but his body instinctively turned back, and the uncoordinated movements of the upper and lower bodies suddenly made him lose his center of gravity and sit on the ground.
The surrounding melon-eating crowd erupted in laughter. Unexpectedly, as soon as the hemp pole came up, he was dismounted, his crotch was pierced, and he also fell and squatted!
For a while, whistles, jokes, and ridicule were everywhere.
"Ma Pole, you can't do it!"
"Haha, the hemp pole is not light."
"Let you play football, what are you doing sitting on the ground?"
"Ma pole, your two long legs have too many loopholes, and it is natural to be pierced."
……
Everyone unscrupulously took the hemp rod to make fun, but in fact, in everyone's hearts, they all felt that it was just an accident, and now they ridiculed the hemp rod more, and it would look better when Xiaoxia lost face.
Ma Pole's face is flushed, MD, careless, being crotched by a little girl, it's too embarrassing! The guys around me are still noisy, don't you think I'm ashamed enough?
No, my eight-foot-tall man can't stand this grievance!
Ma Zhu got up, looked angry, and shouted to Xiaoxia: "I won't let you go!"
Xiaoxia pursed her lips disdainfully, "Cut, who wants you to let it!" ”
Before the words fell, he came back with the ball.
This time, he didn't dare to be negligent, his knees were slightly bent, his body was slightly arched, his whole body was tense, and he put on a standard defensive posture.
The people who eat melons are all knowledgeable people, and the insiders look at the doorway, and when they saw the hemp pole put on this posture, they knew that this guy was really coming, and they couldn't help but sweat for Xiaoxia.
Xiaoxia still has a breezy face. She hurriedly took the ball to the side of the hemp stick, and her two big black eyes were aimed at the right side of the hemp stick's body, as if she wanted to complete the breakthrough from this side.
Little girl, it's still too tender! Your eyes have betrayed you!
Ma Stick noticed Xiaoxia's eyes, and was on high alert for the defense on the right side.
Suddenly, Xiaoxia seemed to be observing, ignoring the ball at her feet, and the force of the ball was slightly greater, and the ball rolled out to the right side of the hemp stick.
Mistake?!
Ma Stick was overjoyed, and instinctively stretched out his right leg and wanted to break the ball.
But between the lightning and fire, Xiaoxia's left foot stepped on the ball faster, pulled back suddenly, and the ball quickly rolled out of the control range of the right foot of the hemp stick.
Ma Pole secretly screamed, "It's not good, it's a trick!" ”
At this time, his right leg stepped outward, and the middle door was wide open.
Xiaoxia's connection action is tight, her left foot pulls and sends, and the ball is pulled back from the right side of the hemp pole and passes under the crotch of the middle side!
I've been crotched again!
One of the most humiliating situations on the football field is to get crotched!
What is more humiliating than being crotched is being pierced × 2!
The people who eat melons are dumbfounded, what's the situation? If the first crotch piercing can be understood as a success in stealing chickens, then how to explain it this time?
The technology, the speed, the prediction, it's all perfect!
The air seemed to be silent for a moment, before erupting in louder cheers and teasing.
"Ma, your crotch is about to be worn out!"
"Can't you just combine your two long legs?"
"Hemp rod, the crotch is exposed, just wear open crotch pants!"
"Hemp pole, your crotch is the endless Hulunbuir prairie!"
……
Ma Zhu's face has changed from red to purple before, and he is a little suspicious of life, what's the situation, is his crotch really too big, otherwise how can he be worn back and forth so easily?
Xiaoxia was originally very happy, but when she heard everyone's three words without leaving the crotch of the hemp pole, she was also so ashamed that her face was flushed, and she scolded coquettishly, "Shut up, you're noisy!" ”
Everyone suddenly woke up to the fact that although Xiaoxia was strong, she was a little girl after all, and she was still embarrassed, and they all burst into laughter.
Xiaoxia's face turned even redder, and she said to the hemp pole, "Are you still coming?" ”
It is difficult to ride a tiger now, and if you want to say that you don't want to play at this time, you will completely lose face! Looking at the ill-intentioned eyes of those guys with kidney deficiency, this matter must not be ridiculed by them for a lifetime!
"Come, come on! I'm here for real! Ma Zhu roared fiercely.
Xiaoxia sneered: "Say that every time!" ”
The melon-eating crowd who had been cheering and cheering all involuntarily shut up this time and watched this duel with bated breath.
Ma Pole repeatedly silently said in his heart: "This time I can't be crotched again no matter what!" ”
Xiaoxia's strategy seems to be the same as last time, still aiming at the right side of the hemp stick, and when the ball is brought in front of him, her left foot still seems to be too strong and the ball is swept sideways.
Here we go again! Haven't you watched the anime, can you only use the same move against Saint Seiya once? Ma Zhu sneered, still stretching his right leg forward slightly, but in fact, this was a false move, this time his legs were very close, completely sealing the middle lane.
As expected, Xiaoxia's plucking was indeed a feint, but her left foot came to the outside of the ball at a very fast speed after plucking the ball, and slammed the ball back to the right.
Ma Zhu's defensive attention was all placed on the middle and his right side, and he was completely defenseless against his left side, and was broken through by Xiaoxia's lightning-fast button.
The onlookers all gasped! They can see clearly that this extremely fast flick and button, and the action is done in one go, it is Ronaldinho's famous stunt "ox tail"!
Such a beautiful breakthrough action, but everyone did not cheer loudly, but looked at Xiaoxia in a daze, all with a look of disbelief.
I knew you were amazing, but I didn't expect you to be so powerful!
The hemp pole was even more confused, didn't it wear a crotch? How did you change the tail of the ox? The movements are still so coherent and smooth, how can you prevent yourself?
The onlookers did not hit or ridicule the hemp stick again this time, but all encouraged him in unison.
"Ma Pole, it's okay, take care of it next time"
"Don't worry, lower your waist and concentrate a little more"
"Don't be nervous, she's almost all tricks, I'll be able to stop her next time"
"Come on, hemp stalk"
……
Unconsciously, the object of everyone's cheering and encouragement has changed.
Ma Zhu is a little lacking in confidence, can he really prevent this little girl? What you say is simple, you come up to defend it! You guys aren't necessarily better than me!
The hemp stick was up and down in her heart, but Xiaoxia came over with the ball again.
This time, even if you go to the body to fight, you can't be passed again, if Xiaoxia completes the senior happiness, then you won't have the face to be mixed here.
The surrounding melon-eating crowds are still making noise.
"Hemp Pole Refueling"
"Focus, Prevent"
"Don't be passed on again"
The cheers and cheers were everywhere, as if whether the hemp pole could be prevented this time was a matter of the face of every man present.
The waist pressure of the hemp pole is lower, the legs are staggered one after the other, the horse is not strided, and the two arms are raised like eagle wings, expanding the defensive area as much as possible.
The defense of the hemp stick this time is very particular, the lower plate is stable, the area is large, and the left, middle and right three roads are all dead. The hemp pole has done its best, saying that it can't be passed again!
saw that Xiaoxia rushed forward with the ball without hesitation, and there was no intention of slowing down for half a minute. Seeing that he was about to hit the hemp pole with the ball.
The hemp pole is unknown, and the people who eat melons are also taken aback, not understanding what she is trying to do?
saw Xiaoxia rush to a step away from the hemp stick, and suddenly jumped like a smart deer, and the ball under her feet was caught by the instep of her left foot and the heel of her right foot.
With the power of a leap, she lightly flung the ball from behind her to the front.
The ball drew a wonderful parabola like a rainbow and flew right over the head of the hemp stick.
Rainbow overlooked!
This is Neymar's favorite rainbow pass!
Ma Pole is like the protagonist in Wong Kar Wai's movie, guessing the beginning of the story, but not the end of the story. He made all the defensive preparations and blocked almost all possible lines, but he didn't expect the ball to fly overhead!
When the ball flew over the head of the hemp stick, for a moment, he had the illusion that a UFO had skimmed by, incredible, completely beyond the scope of his own cognition.
Xiaoxia once again swept past him like the wind, and the already confused hemp pole subconsciously stretched out his hand, wanting to grab the tail of the wind.
"Ah~" only heard a coquettish cry, and Xiaoxia, who had completed the breakthrough, was pulled to the ground by the hemp pole.
"Xiaoxia, are you okay?" Gao Yuan hurriedly ran over.
The people who ate melons also came back to their senses and gathered around.
Only then did he realize that he had deliberately fouled a little girl!
"Ma Gong, you TM are crazy, if you can't kick it, you will be fouled!"
"The opponent is a little girl, why are you embarrassed to do it!"
"It's a bit too much."
The big guy is gossiping and accusing the hemp rod. It's embarrassing enough to be passed by a little girl, and she actually fouls herself! This is literally a slap in the face of all the male compatriots present!
Ma Pole knew that he was wrong, and he was also very guilty, and somehow he got hot-headed and fouled! At the same time, it's also very helpless, this little girl is so powerful, she really can't prevent it if she doesn't foul! I also want to be polite and a bit gentlemanly when defending, but my strength doesn't allow it!
Gao Yuan picked up Xiaoxia and asked a little anxiously, "How are you, are you okay?"
Xiaoxia smiled, and said generously, "Isn't it just a foul?" It's so normal, I'm not that squeamish. ”
At this time, Xiaoxia realized that she was in Gao Yuan's arms, and suddenly her face turned red, like a shy little girl, her body shrank slightly into Gao Yuan's arms, and she said in a low voice: "Oh, people seem to have a little pain in their waists."
Gao Yuan's head was suddenly full of black lines, can his acting skills be a little more exaggerated? The contrast between your heroine and the delicate Lori image is too great! Can the switching of the character design go through a point transition?
The onlookers who ate melons also smiled evilly, with a clear look of "women, they are all like this".