The starters of both sides line up and walk out of the players' tunnel.

The three gold teams of the demon capital were slaughtered, and everyone looked grim; The team members of Quancheng Saturday were relaxed, one by one, they seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, looking left and right curiously, like Grandma Liu who had just entered the Grand View Garden, and they felt very fresh when they saw everything.

To the slight disappointment of the Quancheng Saturday players, the home stadium of the Magic City Sanjin team is not large, and the number of fans is not very large, compared with the popularity of the provincial sports center in the last round, it is much more deserted.

The local TV station in the magic capital is responsible for broadcasting the game. This is not a particularly high-profile game, in order to increase the ratings, they specially invited the former CCTV celebrity Han Dazui teacher as a guest commentator.

There are four major styles of football commentary in China: one is like a head teacher, who likes to call the names of players when there is nothing to do; the second is to want to sell cold drinks, and shout as soon as they arrive at the door; the third is like a mother, a few allusions are told every day; Fourth, to Xiaozhi County, the preference for one side is too obvious.

And Han Dazui has created his own genre of commentary - slip of the tongue!

It is not difficult for a commentator to say a few wrong words in a game, but the difficult thing is to say a few words wrong in every game, and one mistake is a lifetime.

It is said that the CCTV commentator was fined 50 yuan for a mistake, and when Mr. Han, who has a monthly salary of more than 100,000 yuan, settled his salary, he often couldn't get a penny, and he had to post thousands of yuan to the station.

Teacher Han Dazui was frugal, worked hard all his life, and finally owed a lot of debts and retired honorably.

In order to subsidize the family, after Mr. Han retired, he went around the acupoints, picked up jobs everywhere, and said that the ball would pay off his debts.

"Hello everyone, you are watching a match in the second round of the FA Cup. The Chinese league team Modu Sanjin hosted Ludong amateur team Quancheng Saturday. Now that the players of both sides have just entered, the ceremony of raising the national flag and playing the national anthem will take place soon. In this game, we were fortunate to invite Mr. Han, a former famous CCTV commentator. Mr. Han, say hello to everyone! ”

"Hello to all the spectators and friends in front of the elevator!"

"......" The commentator of the Demon Capital was silent for three seconds before he smiled awkwardly, "Teacher Han's commentary style is as humorous and funny as ever. ”

"Haha, I do have more slips of the tongue occasionally, especially in the past two years, after I retired from CCTV, I am old, sometimes it is easy to be confused, there may be more slips of the tongue, or please bear with the audience in the elevator room."

The "......" Demon Capital commentator gasped, Han Dazui left CCTV for a few years, and his skills of slipping the tongue became more profound.

It is inevitable that there will be mistakes in the game commentary, but it is really rare to have such frequent mistakes as Han Dazui. In Han Dazui's more than 40 years of commentary career, there have been countless classic slips of the tongue, but if you want to talk about the pinnacle, it is still the 1996 Red Devils Manchester United game.

"Sharp, the number 7, splits the ball and passes it to the number nine, who is also called Sharp, and they may be brothers.

There are many brothers active in international football, such as the Laudrup brothers of Denmark, the De Boer brothers of the Netherlands, and the Keane brothers of Ireland.

Good ball, this ball passed to number 10 and it was a very good pass.

Hey, No. 10 is also called Sharp.

It may be that foreign players only have their surnames printed on their jerseys, and these players have the surname Sharp, just like there are many players in South Korea who have the surname Park.

Beautiful, No. 10 passed two players in a row, scored a goal, No. 11 stepped forward to congratulate, No. 11 was - Sharp???

I'm sorry, but Sharp is the name of the sponsor printed on the jersey! ”

The commentator is still reminiscing about Han Dazui's classic commentary in his mind, and the national flag has been raised here, the national anthem has been played, and the game is ready to start.

"There should be little suspense in this game, after all, the three gold teams of the magic capital are old professional teams, although the recent situation is not good, but the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, no accident, it should defeat the opponent and advance to the next round." The commentator made a pre-match prediction.

"However, the Demon Capital Sanjin team has just changed its coach, and under the command of the new foreign handsome, what kind of game will be played, we have to wait and see," Han Dazui replied.

"Audience friends, maybe you just turned on the elevator, and you're watching the second round of the FA Cup, the three golds of the magic city against Quancheng Saturday. Well, as the head coach blew the whistle, the game began......" Han Dazui talked eloquently in combination with the situation on the field.

"......" The commentator of the Demon Capital was completely speechless.

"Quan City kicked off first on Saturday and they attacked from the right side of the screen to the left. Alas, wait, what's going on? Han Dazui suddenly exclaimed.

The commentator of the Demon Capital, who was still stunned beside him, was startled by him and hurriedly looked into the field.

I saw that after Quancheng served on Saturday, the players of the Modu Sanjin team did not step forward to press, but stood in place like wooden people.

"The home team's players don't seem to be active in defense, Mr. Han, you are well-informed, can you analyze what the situation is?" The Demon Capital commentator hurriedly asked.

"This may be a defensive strategy of the Demon Capital Sanjin team, if the enemy does not move, I will not move! The art of war is cloudy, immobile like a mountain! It seems that the Modu Sanjin team does not want to waste physical energy to press, but waits for the opponent to attack, play defensive counterattacks, and win the game with minimal consumption. The three gold teams of the magic capital deserve to be a professional team, and their mentality is very stable......"

"However, looking at the appearance of their coach, they don't seem to be very satisfied?" The commentator of the Demon Capital interrupted Han Dazui's boastful talk.

I saw that the newly appointed British coach of the Magic Capital Sanjin Team was jumping on the sidelines, shouting, and his body language was extremely rich, and he seemed to be roaring like a player on the field.

However, the players on the field still went their own way, standing straight and straight, and no one paid attention to the foreign coach who was about to go crazy.

“…… Ah, maybe there was something wrong with the communication, after all, the language barrier made the players a little bit wrong in their tactical understanding......" Han guessed.

As he spoke, the situation on the field changed again.

After Izumi kicked off on Saturday, I saw that the opponent did not force the robbery, but stayed still like a telephone pole. I was also very puzzled, at first I was worried about fraud, and I fell a few feet in the backfield, but when I saw that the other party still didn't have the intention of coming forward to grab, I tentatively passed the ball to the opponent's half of the court to explore the reality.

The ball rolled into the opposing half, but the imaginary steal did not appear.

What's going on? Ecstasy?

The Spring Saturday team members were full of question marks. Finally, the hemp stick couldn't hold it back, so he was brave and careful, and ran past the opposing player with the ball.

The other party still didn't move at all as if he had been immobilized.

Ma Pole shouted to his teammates in surprise, "Hey, brothers, they don't move!" Haha, don't move! ”

There was an uproar inside and outside the stadium, what happened? Was the Demon Capital Three Gold Team really immobilized? Or did you eat something unclean before the game, and you had a collective stomach trouble, and you didn't dare to move, and you squeezed out the as soon as you moved?!

Some people are even more reminiscent of the rumors that the three gold teams of the magic capital were going to play match-fixing.

However, this is too fake! Under normal circumstances, match-fixing is played as if it were real, how can there be such blatant match-fixing?

The commentator and Han Dazui on the commentary seat were even more dumbfounded, unable to say a word for a long time.

Gao Yuan on the sidelines was so anxious that he jumped straight up and scolded: "Ma Pole, what the hell are you shouting!" Do you have to call people over to prevent you from being comfortable? Hurry up and score goals! ”

The players on the field woke up like a dream, yes! They love to move, let's hurry up and kick the ball into the goal, otherwise the next moment they suddenly move, the opportunity slips away, and we have nowhere to cry!

A few people in Quancheng on Saturday passed the ball to the goal with three strikes and five divisions, and the hemp rod was a kick to the goal.

The "bang" ball was pounced sideways by Da Liu, the goalkeeper of the Modu Sanjin team, and was firmly picked up in his arms.

Ma Pole was stunned! Isn't it immobile? Why did it take my turn to shoot and move? If you want to move, say it early, I also make preparations in advance, the shooting power is bigger, the angle is more tricky, you suddenly move without saying a word, is it considered to be dishonest?

You're playing with me!

Ma rod, don't be in a daze, hurry back to defense! Hit the trick, they deliberately want to fight back! The teammates were in a panic, shouting and running back desperately.

Han Dazui, who was in the commentary seat, also came to his senses, and seemed to have seen through the intentions of the three gold teams in the magic capital.

"What a trick to get away with! Deliberately use illusions to confuse the opponent, lead the opponent to take it lightly, and then suddenly counterattack! High, really high! Now Quancheng is in defense after Saturday, and one hit is accurate. Look, the goalkeeper of the Modu Sanjin team has opened his feet...... Hey?! ”

It's not just Han Dazui. On and off the field, almost everyone said "huh" in unison.