The game is finally back in action.

The fierce scene that was in full swing just now was a little interrupted because of the interruption of the game. The three gold teams of the magic capital, which were originally full of anger, needed to regain their previous bloodthirsty and crazy state in the game, and the fans in the stands failed to recover their previous excitement and enthusiasm all at once.

Quan Cheng served on Saturday, continued to control slowly, passed slowly, and poured back and forth unhurriedly.

Slow foot inversion, as if with a hypnotic effect. Not only did the audience look drowsy, but even the opponent Modu Sanjin team seemed to be grinded listless.

"Cheer up and keep grabbing! We're still behind! Zhou Tao roared angrily.

He's a veteran, and his game experience and willpower far surpass that of his teammates.

As if awakened by the captain's roar, the slightly reduced anger value of the players of the Demon Capital Sanjin team has recovered, and the pressing has once again increased a little strength.

Springs' hands were scrambling again on Saturday, and the passing began to get more and more outrageous.

The ball passed to the feet of the kidney-deficient man, and the midfielders of the Modu Sanjin team rushed over to force it.

The kidney-deficient man looked a little panicked and made a pass, but the ball was not kicked.

When the defender saw that he was overjoyed, he stretched out his leg to break the ball.

In a panic, the kidney-deficient man seemed to want to block it with his body, but the other party kicked quickly and kicked the ball, but the bodies of the two also made contact.

"Ah~" screamed, and the kidney-deficient man flew straight out as if he had been hit by a high-speed speeding train.

He lay on the ground, clutching his legs and rolling around, as if he had broken seventeen or eighteen bones.

The referee hurriedly blew the whistle, interrupted the game, and trotted over to check on the situation.

"No, it hurts me to death, it must be broken! Yes...... Damn! "The kidney-deficient man is still rolling on the ground.

The foul player has a black line in his head, and I didn't make any effort? How could it be broken? The two of us touched each other, what's the matter with you covering your legs? Could it be that I have cultivated the internal strength of fighting cattle across the mountain?

Seeing the kidney deficiency man rolling in pain, the referee did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly summoned the team doctor Fat Dun to enter the field.

After Fat Dun entered the field, it was an old trick again, and he sprayed wildly with Yunnan Baiyao spray. But the treatment effect is not good, and the man with kidney deficiency is still screaming miserably.

The referee looked at the watch and said impatiently, carry him out first, if it really can't be cured, you will be replaced.

The stretcher team entered, and the four young men dragged the kidney-deficient man who was rolling all over the ground onto the stretcher, and trotted down.

The stretcher team is from the magic capital, so they naturally know the preciousness of game time, and they don't want to delay for a second. But Rao is like this, and the operation of the man with kidney deficiency was still delayed for 3 minutes.

Fat Dun followed a piece to the sidelines, as soon as the stretcher was put down, he took the spray and continued to spray, while spraying and asked: "How is it, is it okay?" If it doesn't work, change people, there is an ambulance on the sidelines to take you to the hospital! ”

"Alright, stop spraying, save some!"

As if he had a spring, as soon as the stretcher landed, he immediately sat up, and the pain just now was swept away.

"Hey, you're alright," Fat Dun said in surprise.

The kidney-deficient man stood up from the ground, raised his hand to signal to the referee that he was okay and could enter, and scolded Fat Dun:

"Tactics, you know, it's tactics! What happened to you just now, why are you in such a hurry to run over? When you enter the market, go slowly, and you can drag on for a second! ”

"So you're pretending! You're acting like this! I thought you had broken bones! The honest fat dun looked adoring.

The kidney-deficient man looked arrogant, "That's, let's learn it!" When my dad beat me, I pretended to be dead, so I escaped a lot of beatings! We can't play football, but we can do acting, that is, I didn't take the acting department back then, otherwise Oscar owes me a little golden man! ”

The acting skills of the kidney-deficient man infected the whole team, and for the next period of time, the whole team of Quancheng Saturday seemed to be infected with hypochondria. As soon as he touched it, he fell down, and when he fell, he covered his legs and screamed, as if he had touched porcelain, and there were people next to him who helped him talk about the law, and shouted fouls around the referee.

The referee was annoyed and wanted to ignore them. But these guys are very cunning, and every time they deliberately wait for the other party to rush into them, and there is indeed physical contact before falling to the ground. It's okay not to blow this kind of ball once, it's okay not to blow it twice, but you can't not blow it every time!

The three gold teams of the magic capital attacked, and Quancheng fell to the ground four or five times on Saturday, and often before they reached the 30-meter area, the referee's whistle sounded.

It doesn't matter if you foul, just get up and kick. But Quancheng Saturday is not, as long as they fall to the ground, they will inevitably roll, clutching their legs and wailing, looking very painful.

The fat dun and the stretcher team became the busiest people in the audience. Fat Dun also learned to be obedient, and when he entered the field, he was slow and leisurely, shaking three times, and the distance of dozens of meters was felt by him for several light years. The stretcher team next to him was eager to carry him to the stretcher and carry him to the side of the injured player.

Fat Dun went to the side of the wounded and sprayed it with a spray, or it was applied with ice, which was basically useless.

The wounded were rarely carried out on stretchers, but as soon as they arrived outside the field, a miracle in the history of human medicine immediately appeared! The wounded, who had just looked half-dead, immediately jumped up and motioned to the referee that he had recovered and could come back to compete.

Sima Zhao's heart on Saturday in Quancheng is well known to passers-by. The audience scolded angrily, and the shouting and scolding in the stands rang out, and the magic was worthy of being an international metropolis, and the scolding language was in a southern and northern tone, mixed with Chinese and foreign languages. The content is nothing more than greeting the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Spring Saturday players, or wishing to have a relationship with their female family members.

If the review team of the National Spiritual Civilization Committee happens to pass through this at this time, it is estimated that the title of the national spiritual civilization city of the magic city will not be guaranteed.

The Modu commentator was indignant: "Quancheng's style of playing on Saturday is too shameless, deliberately destroying the coherence of the game by touching porcelain to interrupt the rhythm of the home team's attack. This kind of kicking is not only unsightly, but also has no technical content. We often say that China's football lags behind the world, but with such a team and such a negative style of play, how can the level of Chinese football improve! ”

Han Dazui is still more objective: "In fact, this kind of play is not uncommon in the international arena, we often say that after winning, it is all about porcelain, and after losing, it is all about causing trouble, which is what we are talking about." It's just that Quancheng did a more extreme job on Saturday. Now it's up to the Demon Capital Sanjin team to adjust their mentality in time and not be led into the ditch by the other party······"

On the court, the players of the three gold medals of the magic capital became more and more anxious the more they played.

The game is intermittent, played for one minute, stopped for three minutes, how can the ball be played.

It's often the slow serve of Quancheng on Saturday, the slow inverted foot.

The three gold teams of the magic capital desperately stepped forward to press, and as soon as the ball was broken, the opponent covered his legs and fell to the ground.

If the referee ignores it, another one will come up, and if it doesn't work, another one will come until the referee blows the whistle.

Then the fallen player rolled on the ground, and the opponent's fat dun team doctor entered the field slowly with square steps, and sprayed wildly with spray.

In the end, the stretcher team entered the court, and the opponent served slowly and slowly reversed his feet········

Of course, if it is really too late to touch porcelain, they will take the initiative to foul, disrupt the home team's attack at the cost of yellow cards, and then arrange the defense line and reorganize the porcelain.

In this reciprocating cycle, you will never get tired of it, and you will be so angry and annoying!

As time went on, Quancheng Saturday's shameless kick seemed to become more and more proficient, and the game was cut more and more piecemeal.

The three golds of the magic capital were simply unable to organize a smooth attack, and the mentality of the players was becoming more and more collapsed, and now the mentality between the two teams seems to have completely reversed.

The ball came to the feet of the kidney-deficient man again.

This kid is not the MVP of the first half, but he is definitely the "actor" of the first half! With his superb acting skills, rich experience in pretending to be dead and incomparable cheekiness, he has become the king of porcelain in the audience! The number of successful encounters with porcelain by himself has surpassed that of all others combined.

The referee can't do anything about him, because this guy has really deep porcelain skills!

Is it easy to be a porcelain king? Not easy! This requires a lot of professionalism, and the average person may not be able to do it well.

First of all, you have to be bold.

Don't be afraid of getting kicked! You must know that you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet. Although touching porcelain is a fake fall, but the fists and feet have no eyes, and it is inevitable to be kicked and elbowed in the chaos. In society, there are not a few people who are really killed because of touching porcelain. Therefore, if you want to do this job well, you really have to have a bit of a spirit of seeing death as home.

Secondly, you have to be careful.

If you are bold and not careful, you are stupid and bold. They all play football all year round, and who doesn't know how to play tricks. If you provoke the other party, add three more points under your feet, and it is not necessary to break your bones and tendons. Therefore, when touching porcelain, you should be more careful, see the other party's movements, judge the situation, act, dodge, and avoid.

In addition, there must be acting skills.

Acting, pay attention to talent, and practice diligently. Some players fell to the ground with exaggerated movements like Cai Xukun playing basketball, so can the referee blow it! You have to really listen, see, feel, think a lot, and internalize the pain in your heart and externalize it in your form. If you can squeeze out a few tears when it is critical, then the effect is even better.

You have to have a mature mindset.

Touching porcelain, the other party must be very angry, at least verbal abuse, and at worst fists and feet. But you have to put your mind right, think of yourself as a weakling, and always remind yourself that I am a victim! If you can't fight back, you can't scold back, with a pair of helpless eyes, you look at the referee pitifully, looking forward to justice on the court.

Some guys obviously touch porcelain by themselves, but they can't hold the fire first, and they are scolded by the other party for a few words, so they beat a carp and jump up to fight with others, such a guy simply insults the profession of "touching porcelain"!

In addition, there must be ·········

In short, don't look down on the behavior of touching porcelain on the court. 360 lines, the line out of the champion, an excellent green porcelain toucher has a lot of excellent qualities that are different from ordinary people.

Perhaps, every excellent porcelain toucher on the court is an angel with broken wings in the previous life! Angels fell to the earth, but their faces hit the ground first, and their skins were thicker, so they were not thrown to death, but became the two-skin faces of the court that everyone hated·····

Now the kidney-deficient man is full of ambition, and he can still show his acting skills when he plays football, and he has never been so cool since he played football. It's a pity that you can't really make money when you touch porcelain on the green field, otherwise you will lose 500 for kicking me, and give me 600 for hitting me, and you will already make a lot of money.

The kidney-deficient man was proudly dribbling the ball, when he saw the opposing captain's momentum rushing over.

As soon as he saw the other party's reckless appearance, the kidney-deficient man secretly said that it was another good opportunity to touch porcelain.

He used his body to protect the ball, deliberately showing a little flaw, and waited for the opponent to come up and kick himself when he came up to grab the ball.

Na Cheng wanted the other party to rush forward, but he didn't slow down, and flew out violently, which was a fierce sliding shovel.

As a top court toucher in the industry, the kidney deficiency man is naturally bold and careful. Seeing that the momentum was not good, he quickly changed his strategy, so don't worry about touching porcelain and don't get hurt.

He jerked his body, trying to dodge the swift and unusually thunderous blow.

But Zhou Tao came for a foul, so he was willing to let him go. Originally, the leg of the slide was attached to the ground, but it suddenly raised a few inches and kicked directly on the surface of the kidney-deficient man's foot.

"Ah~~~" The kidney-deficient man let out a long howl in mid-air, screaming and falling down heavily. There was a "bang" and it slapped on the turf.

Then he rolled on the ground with his feet covered, and his face, which was already a little pale, was even whiter now, and large beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

This time he is not pretending, he is really strong and shoveled by the other party. If he hadn't jumped early and his legs were not strong in the air, he might have really broken his leg this time.

The other party not only did not retract his feet, but used enough strength to lift his legs. This is obvious, it is to foul, no, to hurt people! For such a bad foul action, it is not an exaggeration to give a red card directly.

The referee was not far from the place of the incident and blew the whistle for a foul at the first time, but then did not say anything and did not even give a yellow card.

The kidney-deficient man was already in pain and couldn't argue, so he covered his feet and hummed on the ground.

"Okay, stop acting, hurry up!" The referee urged impatiently.

The kidney-deficient men are about to cry, am I TM acting this? It's really kicked, okay! You're blind!

But these words can only be scolded in my heart, and the current kidney deficiency man is so painful that he can't speak.

If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself. I touched porcelain too much before, and I always shouted that the wolf was coming, which made the referee not believe it. Besides, the referee is inevitably selfless, in the first half because of their constant touching, they kicked a mess, the referee is also a human being, and he also has his own likes and dislikes, so he automatically chose to turn a blind eye emotionally.

The referee impatiently motioned for the team doctor to come in. The fat dun team doctor was still walking slowly and leisurely, moving forward unhurriedly.

The kidney-deficient man, who was already sweating in pain, couldn't help it anymore and roared angrily: "Hurry up!" ”

Fat Dun looked aggrieved, didn't you let me delay for as long as I wanted? What's wrong, changed your mind again?

After taking two steps, Fat Dun squatted in front of the man with kidney deficiency, took out the spray and sprayed wildly, and praised while spraying: "Your kid's acting skills have improved again!" There were some expressions that were contrived and slightly exaggerated. But this time the performance was so perfect! It's so realistic! ”

Kidney deficiency men want to cry without tears, is Lao Tzu acting? It really hurts this time! If this is also acting, it is a performance of life!

The kidney-deficient man was carried down on a stretcher again. When the stretcher passed by the opponent, he could clearly hear Zhou Tao, who had just been fouled, loudly teaching his teammates.

"See? Just kick it like that! Whoever dares to touch porcelain again will let him break his leg! It's a big deal to get a red card and be banned for a few games, Lao Tzu can't stand it! ”

The kidney-deficient man covered his face and sighed in his heart: It's over! The other party is really angry, and he can't play it anymore! It's a pity that his porcelain career has just started and reached the end......

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ps: I brushed the news today and saw a piece of news about Shanghai Shenxin, a team that used to play gorgeously and had good results in the Chinese Super League, finally gave up next year's professional league qualification due to financial problems. It's embarrassing!

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