I saw that as the banana entered the stomach of the kidney-deficient man, the gray color on the top of the kidney-deficient man's head became a little lighter, as if there was a trend of turning green.

But the data hasn't changed at all.

"How do you feel?" Gao Yuan hurriedly asked.

"It's undercooked, it's raw, it's not delicious!" The kidney-deficient man replied bluntly.

"Didn't ask you this! I'm asking you how your body feels! Gao Yuan was so angry that he kicked him away with a dangling kick.

"Huh? Body··· Well, don't say it, it seems to be a little more relaxed, and it seems that you are not so tired" The man with kidney deficiency seems to be a little inaccurate.

Gao Yuan hurriedly pulled another banana and stuffed it into his hand, "Quick, another one!" ”

The man with kidney deficiency said with a bitter face: "It's not delicious, I don't want to eat it"

"Less nonsense! Eat it as fast as you want! ”

The kidney-deficient man was startled, and said in his heart that he had heard of persuading people to drink, why are there still people in this world who persuade people to eat bananas! Eat it, why are you so fierce!

The kidney-deficient man ate it in a few bites, and the color of the data on his head turned green.

"How?"

"What I said on the Internet is really right, bananas really contain potassium, I think it's much stronger!"

The kidney-deficient man looks like this.

"Eat one more"

"Forget it, I can't eat it anymore"

"Hurry up and eat!"

Under Gao Yuan's coercion, the kidney-deficient man ate another banana with a look of grievance.

At this moment, the top of his head turned completely green, and even faintly reddened.

And the progress of the training bar behind the endurance genre has actually increased by 1 percent.

Now, Gao Yuan is sure that this bunch of bananas really has a magical effect, although I don't know if it is a holy fruit, and I don't know if it can prolong life and nourish yang, but it can definitely restore state and physical fitness!

Even, it can be used as a substitute for training.

Gao Yuan quickly calculated in his mind that three bananas would increase by one percentage point, to 100%, and at least 300 bananas would be needed. In other words, 300 bananas can increase stamina by 1 point.

Now the stamina value of a man with kidney deficiency is 9, and if you want to train to the full level of 20, then you need to eat about 3300 more bananas.

Assuming a bunch of bananas is 15, then 220 bunches are required, and the draw is 100 reputation points at a time.

In other words, if a man with kidney deficiency wants to train his stamina to the full level by eating bananas, then he must consume at least 22,000 prestige points.

Thinking about it like this, Gao Yuan was discouraged, and his entire TM was only 900 points, which was too much of a difference! Besides, this is still the ideal state, and who knows if you will need to consume more and more bananas as the value increases?

This is the same as a poor boy who won the 1,000 yuan lottery and ran to the sales center to buy a house.

However, the old man's upgraded system this time doesn't seem to be as wasteful as he imagined, and if it is used well, it still seems to be a bit of a mess!

Gao Yuan came back to his senses and saw that the kidney-deficient man was stupid, as if he was still ready to eat his baby banana!

He hurriedly picked up the banana and ran back to the room like a baby without looking back.

This banana is a treasure! You have to save it!

Everyone in the restaurant was inexplicable, and the kidney-deficient man with a confused face was even more messy in the wind running away from Gao Yuan······

Gao Yuan wanted to save the remaining bunches of bananas as treasures. But soon, he discovers that he is too young, too simple.

The shelf life of bananas is very short, and the bananas obtained by the lottery do not know what kind of variety, the shelf life is even shorter, only a few days, it will become black and soft, and it is about to rot into a puddle.

Gao Yuan was very distressed, this is the most expensive banana in the world! He tried his best, it was plastic wrap, it was stored with apples, and he even bought a bottle of potion from Pinduoduo that was said to keep it fresh for a long time, but it didn't work, and the bananas still rotted at an alarming rate.

There was no way, Gao Yuan had no choice but to give the banana to the kidney-deficient man and let him eat it before it completely rotted.

The kidney-deficient man is the guy in the team who needs to strengthen his physical fitness the most, and it is better to give him a banana than to throw it.

"Eat again?" The kidney-deficient man looked at the black banana that was about to turn into water, and his face was unwilling.

"Less nonsense! Let you eat, just eat" Gao Yuanqi did not fight in one place.

"Well, I don't really like bananas...... "The kidney-deficient man snorted.

"Do you think it's a normal banana? Others can't eat it if they want to! Gao Yuan said angrily.

"Aren't you just bunching bananas? What's the difference?"

"......" Gao Yuan couldn't tell him that this was the holy fruit drawn by his own lottery, so he thought about it and replied, "This is the air from abroad that I asked someone to fly!" NEW VARIETIES! It hasn't been listed on a large scale yet. This banana is grafted with maca, maca, have you heard of it? ”

Maca is a cruciferous plant, pure natural food, rich in amino acids, macamide, alkaloids and other elements, with the effect of tonifying the kidney and aphrodisiac, and is used to treat oligospermia, dysfunction, infertility and other diseases. In recent years, it has been passed on by unscrupulous micro-businessmen, and it has become an artifact that does not fall.

Kidney deficiency male long-term kidney deficiency, of course I have heard of the prestige of Maca! I heard that this banana has something to do with maca. Immediately, his attitude turned 180 degrees, and he salivated and said:

"Brother Yuan, I have long thought that your banana is not ordinary, and after I ate it last time, I felt that it was very replenished, and it was really not extraordinary! Don't say anything, thank you Brother Yuan, I'll eat, I'll eat it all! “

After speaking, he ate all the rotten bananas in three times and five by two.

Gao Yuan observed the changes in the value on the top of the head of the man with kidney deficiency, and sure enough, his physical state had rebounded, and the training percentage of endurance had increased by two percentage points.

"How's that, how do you feel?" can't be eaten in vain, he has to take the opportunity to do an in-depth investigation.

The kidney-deficient man sighed and said, "Good thing, really good thing." As soon as I got this bunch of bananas, I felt so energetic! The legs are not weak, the waist is not sore, and the body is ...... Hey...... It seems to be hard too! Brother Yuan, do you have any more bananas, get some more for my brother, and I will come to two every time I go to the nightclub in the future......"

Gao Yuan interrupted impatiently: "No, you should be a cabbage!" Imported, you know? It's very expensive, if it weren't for your weakness, I wouldn't be willing to give it to you. Tell me, what's the other feeling? ”

"Something else? Well, it seems to be ......" The kidney-deficient man was thinking sideways, and suddenly a roar of "grunt" rang out in his stomach.

Gao Yuan and the kidney-deficient man looked at each other. After a while, the kidney-deficient man clutched his stomach and said urgently: "I feel it, oops, I have to go to the toilet, it's broken, it's about to come out!"

As a result, on that day, the man with kidney deficiency went to the toilet more than a dozen times a day because he had eaten rotten and spoiled bananas, and he had food poisoning and vomiting and diarrhea. vomited in the dark, pulled the world upside down, the decline in physical fitness and state was even more miserable, and the already kidney deficiency bones became weaker and weaker!

However, the price of a man with kidney deficiency is not in vain. At least Gao Yuan deduced a truth: "Although bananas are good, they can't be greedy!"

A few days after the end of the match with the Demon Capital Sanjin team, the Quancheng Saturday team has been in a state of "herding sheep", running laps every day, passing the ball, and conducting some regular training, but failed to continue the previous high-intensity training.

There are three main reasons for this:

One is that the consumption of the game with the three gold teams of the magic capital is too great.

For the first time, the team fought away from home across provinces, challenging a professional team in the Chinese League, and the opponent broke out with combat effectiveness far beyond their own strength in addition to the opening three minutes of the game. A fierce battle, physical strength and energy are greatly consumed, just like taking the college entrance examination, students after the exam need a period of recovery in order to completely get rid of the nightmare of the college entrance examination.

The second is that the next opponent is the Taishan team.

In the face of such an opponent, everyone's mentality is to look up to the mountains. Although there is no shortage of examples of the weak defeating the strong on the football field, everything has a degree, in the face of the absolute gap in strength, it is simply a grasshopper shaking the tree, no, it is shaking Mount Tai, don't even think about it. Since practicing is death, and not practicing is death, why do you work so hard.

Of course, there is some idea about this game. This is not to say that he is incapable of doing his best, thinking that he can really defeat this old Super League team. It's that he wants to play as well as possible, be organized, and even if he loses, he loses a few less, and dies decently.

However, this alone is not very easy to do. Judging from the urine of the team in the last game, the offense relied on stealing chickens, and the defense relied on piles of people.

Dong Lu, the godfather of youth training in Greater China, once had a thesis: the offense basically depends on Meng, and the defense depends on the organization.

Although this theory is, there is some truth in some specific situations. For example, the current situation of Saturday in Springs. Several players in the front court of the team still have certain characteristics, and they have also designed some offensive roads that are in line with their own characteristics. But the defense is not good, when you play the amateur team, you can't see anything, but as soon as you play against the professional team, it's all exposed. Unorganized and tactical, that is, relying on the number of people to pile up, relying on willpower to fight, and relying on personal ability to defend.

didn't lose in the last game, it's already considered shit luck, Gao Yuan doesn't expect to be able to step on shit on the field.

To strengthen the defense, you have to improve in training. Now Gao Yuan is thinking hard every day about how to improve defensive tactics and improve the tenacity and intensity of defense. It's just that Rao is a young man's head is white, and he can't figure out any good strategies to break the enemy, so the training has also come to a standstill for the time being.

In addition to the above two reasons, there is also one of the most important factors, which is that the team has been busy with business activities lately, and has no time to take care of other things.

Yes, business activities!

Springs is on fire on Saturday! Not only because they eliminated a professional team in the FA Cup, but also because of the topics and stories behind the ups and downs of that game.

The opening was silent, conceded three goals in a row, fought to catch up, pressed the whistle to equalize, penalty shootout, and turned defeat into victory...... On a competitive level, the game is a classic.

And what is more exciting than the game is those handicap changes, the coach is out of harmony, the coach is changed on the spot, the coach is beaten, and the mysterious little note...... This drama is more tortuous than Hollywood blockbusters, and it is more bloody than domestic bloody dramas.

As a winner, it's hard not to be popular!

As the team's senior vice president, Li Daquan has always had an extremely keen sense of money. The moment his team won, he knew his chance had come.

It didn't take much effort to secure several advertising contracts for the team.

At first, everyone couldn't believe that there were brands looking for their own advertisements. Is the team really good? Or are these brands crazy? Looking for us to shoot an advertisement, aren't you afraid of losing money?

When the big guys saw these brands, they suddenly realized.

One is a brewery on the northern outskirts of the city. The biggest feature of the Dali brand beer produced by this factory is not that it is unpleasant, but very unpleasant.

There is a long-standing story in the city about how unpleasant it is:

The criminal police interrogated the suspect, but the suspect was an old Jianghu, who knew well the truth of "confessing and sitting under a lenient prison and resisting to go home strictly for the New Year".

The criminal police used all kinds of means, but they couldn't pry each other's mouths. At a loss, the suspect spoke: "Report to the government!" I want to drink water! ”

When the captain of the criminal police heard this, he was overjoyed and thought about it, "Now that we have no water in the team, Xiao Zhang, get him some Dali beer, isn't he thirsty?" Let him drink!! ”

“！！！ …… Government!! Don't, I've said it all, I've pleaded guilty, I'll say everything, don't let me drink Dali beer! ”

Therefore, this beer is unpleasant, and it is as unpleasant as the ten tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty.

It stands to reason that such a difficult beer can't be sold in a bottle, and the brewery should have closed down a long time ago, but the boom has even formed a market monopoly in the northern suburbs.

There is no other reason, the owner of the Guy Brewery is a well-known big brother in the city, black and white, under his work, the northern suburbs generation can not buy beer under 10 yuan except for their brand. After coming and going, the brewery not only did not go out of business, but became more and more prosperous.

Recently, the big brother wanted to open up the market in the city, so he came up with the idea of looking for an endorsement to shoot an advertisement, and I don't know how Li Daquan fooled him, and he actually pulled the opportunity to endorse.

Another brand is a little taller.,It's actually a game company.,But so far no game has been developed.,It's said that the game being developed is called "Iron Blooded Football.,Listen to the name and know it's related to football competition.。 According to them, some of the qualities of Spring Saturday were similar to the game, so they took the initiative to come to the team for endorsement.

The third brand sounds the most unreliable, and it is actually a factory that produces sanitary napkins. In the fierce market competition, they have found their own positioning, believing that the audience of sanitary napkin advertising should not only be women, but should be oriented to a wider range of men. The slogan of their brand is "she, give her the most intimate care". Since it is to promote sanitary napkins to men, it is not surprising to find a men's football team to endorse it.

Li Daquan is also an old fritter who is used to mixing in the rivers and lakes, and he knows the truth of striking iron, taking advantage of the team's popularity, he hurriedly signed contracts with these brands, and immediately found an advertising company to start shooting.

In just a few days, several shoddy advertisements were broadcast online on provincial and municipal stations.

The ad about beer is actually a series of advertisements for two episodes.

Series of Advertisements:

A fierce football game, the camera opens and freezes on the scoreboard, 89 minutes, 0:1, Quancheng is behind on Saturday!

The striker went to the meeting with a single knife, and the one-foot goal hit was weak and weak, and was easily resolved by the opponent's goalkeeper.

The teammates glared at the hemp pole, and the kidney-deficient man even accused: "What's the matter? I didn't eat, I didn't go in! ”

Ma Pole looked ashamed, and snorted: "Lack of stomach and wine, no strength!" ”

When the kidney-deficient man heard this, he was not angry but happy, and said, "Say it earlier!" ”

Then snapped his fingers to the sidelines.

An uncapped bottle of Dali brand beer flew accurately from the bench on the sidelines to the hands of Ma Zhu.

The hemp stick was not polite, and in full view of everyone, he poured beer into his mouth with his head up.

The camera flashed, and the hemp rod turned into a black and hard Emho. In half-baked Chinese, he shouted: "It's hard!" ”

The next moment, Black and Hard smashed into the zone like a bulldozer, and with a strong kick, the ball went straight into the net. And the black and hard who scored the goal held up the wine bottle and shouted: "Mighty Beer, give me strength!" ”

At the end of the advertisement, a large close-up shot is aimed at the word "vigorously" on the beer bottle.

The next episode of the series of ads:

The opening shot is still the scoreboard, the time is 90 minutes, and the score is 1:1

In the audience, the audience wearing Spring City Saturday cheering uniforms shouted hoarsely.

At this time, I don't know who gave the order, and everyone collectively took out the Dali brand beer.

Everyone unanimously raised the bottle and drank it.

As soon as the beer was eaten, the cheering shouts suddenly increased by N decibels.

In the shouts of the sky, the black and hard seemed to be like a divine help, and once again entered the area and broke the door with a single knife!

As the ball flew into the net, the referee's whistle blew and the score was fixed at 2:1.

Springs won on Saturday.

The stands turned into a sea of joy, and fans held aloft beer and drank merrily.

At this moment, a voiceover sounded: "We can't play football, but we can drink better than anyone else; When it's time to celebrate, there's no shortage of beer in a big way! ”

The ad for the game Predator Soccer was much simpler, using a set of footage from the FA Cup.

This set of shots is not a picture of the game, but a video of everyone collectively smashing Lao Wang before the penalty shootout.

An edited 5-second video of the beating is followed by a footage shot in the studio, where the main team is walking from afar, accompanied by music from Crazy Boys, and everyone looks arrogant.

The camera slowly zoomed in, and at the end there was a close-up of all the members, and a few big words were typed on the screen: No brothers, no football! - "Iron Football"

Unexpectedly, the most reliable of several advertisements is actually the sanitary napkin advertisement.

It's still the FA Cup. The last three saves of the little goalkeeper were edited together, and two goals were saved but one goal was missed. This is followed by a close-up of a woman scratching her head and stroking a XX brand sanitary napkin, this woman stroked the sanitary napkin while saying softly: What is more reassuring than the goalkeeper is the XX brand sanitary napkin, which will never miss a little.

Several advertisements were broadcast in turn on provincial stations, municipal stations and the Internet, and because they were surprisingly rotten, they caught everyone's attention.

Many people who don't watch football now know the name of Spring City Saturday.

Everyone collapsed, what kind of broken team is this, dare to accept such a bad roadside stall advertisement, is it poor and crazy?

There was a lot of scolding in the public opinion, and the media full of a sense of justice pointed out: "As an institution with a high degree of social concern, football clubs should adhere to core values, promote positive energy, and not just make money as their own responsibility·····

However, no matter what public opinion thinks, the Spring City Saturday Club can be regarded as fame and fortune anyway.

fame, although it is notorious, can be regarded as a reverse development of the market and the popularity of the team.

Now in the entire provincial capital, regardless of men, women and children, as long as they mention Quancheng Saturday, everyone knows and everyone knows it, and they all have a look of contempt: it is the group of bastards who are mercenary, ask for money and are shameless, and shoot garbage advertisements!

Others may not care, but Gao Yuan was surprised to find that the prestige value in his system has actually increased!

It used to be 800 points, but now with the broadcast of advertisements, it has actually risen, rising to more than 1,300 points, and it seems to be rising.

It turns out that whether it is good or notorious, you can increase your prestige.

It's just that it seems that the prestige boost from notoriety is slightly weaker, not as great as the boost from positive fame.

Originally, Gao Yuan was still a little dissatisfied with these garbage advertisements. But now the psychology is fully balanced, I just hate that I was not embarrassed to show more face in the advertisement before, in that case, I may be scolded more, and my reputation will increase faster!

Compared to fame, profit is more obvious.

Pro, it's easy to understand, and I've finally seen the money back!

In the past, the team was basically Huo Huo Gao and handsome. There is a way to lean against a big tree to enjoy the shade, and relying on this super rich second generation, it is natural to have food and clothing. Now there is no need for Gao Fushuai to invest another penny, just relying on the funds that Gao Yuan recovered from Lao Wang is enough for the team to become a supercarrier in the amateur football circle.

No wonder, many well-known amateur teams have once expressed such feelings with envy, jealousy and hatred: If everyone in Quancheng falls into the sea together, they only need to save Gao Fushuai alone, because the other guys in Quancheng Saturday will not hesitate to hug Gao Fushuai's thighs, and they can't shake them off!

Although everyone has food by relying on the rich and handsome, but after all, it is not good to say, as the top giant in the current amateur football circle in Ludong, business development is not only about money, but also about face!

Now, in addition to the sponsorship money from investors, the team's accounts finally have other operating income! Regardless of the amount of money or the amount of money, in short, the financial statements look much better, and there is no longer only one lonely, but several more incomes:

Advertising expenses for game companies, advertising expenses for sanitary napkin factories, and breweries... of beer.

Yes, the brewery did not give money, but gave several carts of beer to the top account!

The big brother of the society said, what kind of thing is filmed, and you dare to ask for money for this broken advertisement! If you don't have money, you can have enough beer!

As a result, the brand beer, which monopolized the northern suburbs market, entered the market in the center of the city and filled the warehouse of the Saturday Club in Quancheng.

In order to solve the serious backlog of inventory, the club had to mobilize the masses, and everyone worked together to consume it. Now there is no mineral water on the training ground on Saturday in Quancheng, and everyone is trying to replenish their water with Dali beer.

In addition to training, everyone in Quancheng Saturday also had a side job, turning into beer salesmen, walking the streets and alleys, and going deep into major bars and supermarkets to promote beer.

It's a pity that this brand of beer is really notorious, and everyone is busy before and after, and they have used various connections and connections to fail to sell a few cases.

Every day I train, and when I see a mountain of beer, everyone is angry.

A few guys with kidney deficiency, hemp rod, and fast legs said ruthlessly, I want to find a dark and windy night, secretly use a sack on Li Daquan's head, not to beat the stuffy stick, but to the ground, and use beer to make an enema for him!

Li Daquan also seems to have felt that everyone's recent unkind eyes have changed the arrogance when they first got the advertising sponsorship, and they have been walking against the wall for the past two days, and they are carefully holding their tails between them.

A week has passed since the FA Cup was promoted, and there is only one month left before the next FA Cup knockout match against the Taishan team.

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