Chapter 108: The poisonous tongue of the old Luotou
Gao Yuan raised his eyes and saw a handsome uncle with an apron cutting in front of the board, his temples were slightly white, which was the traces left by the carving of the years, his eyes were persistent, his eyes were resolute, the cutter in his hand flew up and down, and the foam flew everywhere he went, but his face did not change, as if he was creating a work of art.
At that moment, Gao Yuan couldn't help but think of the "Pig Prince" star in "Domestic 007": Do you think you can't find you if you hide? It's useless! A man like you, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the night, so distinct, so outstanding. Your melancholy eyes, your sparse chirp, your miraculous knife skills, and that cup of DryMartine all captivated me deeply······
"You're looking in the wrong direction, it's the stall next to it!" Just as he was in his trance, Xiaoxia's reminder sounded in Gao Yuan's ears.
?!
Following Xiaoxia's finger to remind, Gao Yuan realized that he was looking for the stall next door to the Pig Prince.
Gao Yuan almost shouted when he saw it: Vincy? Is that you, Vincy!
If the one just now is the pig prince 007, then this person's image is too similar to the Da Vinci played by Luo Jiaying in "Domestic 007"!
A thin old man of low material, somewhat depressed, with some gray hair left, a little rickety back, and a pair of old-fashioned black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose. An image of an ordinary old man who can't be found when he throws it into the pile!
It's no wonder that Gao Yuan didn't notice him at first sight just now.
But if you look closely, the small eyes behind his black-rimmed glasses are not cloudy, and occasionally they sweep over, still revealing wisdom and ability.
Although he was a little disappointed in his heart, Gao Yuan still comforted himself: real people don't show up!
The three of them came to the pig stall, and the little old man didn't look up at all, and all his energy was on the radio next to the board.
The radio came out of Shan Tianfang's version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which seemed to be talking about Liu Guan and Zhang Sangu Caolu.
Xiaoxia was originally leading the way, but at this time she seemed to be a little timid, stopped in place, and was stunned.
Xiaoxia didn't recommend it, and Gao Yuan and Gao Fushuai couldn't take the initiative to talk. For a while, the three of them stood in front of the pig stall and were stunned.
The old man, who was listening attentively to the commentary, sensed that someone was coming to the stall, but he didn't raise his head and asked, "What to buy?" Pork belly, elbow or tenderloin? ”
Xiaoxia shouted timidly, "Coach Luo·····"
The old man's thin body seemed to be slightly shocked, and when he raised his head, when he saw the person in front of him clearly, his eyes seemed to light up slightly, but they quickly turned cold.
"Today's ribs are good, the pig is fresh, very fresh, do you want to come for a few catties?"
Xiaoxia was a little embarrassed, and a red cloud appeared on her pretty black face, pursed her lips and said, "Coach Luo, it's me, You Xiaoxia"
The little old man pushed his glasses and looked at them again, as if he had just recognized someone.
"Oh, it's you! Come buy it? Let's have some ribs, they are all acquaintances, and I will calculate the purchase price for you. ”
"Coach!" Xiaoxia was a little anxious.
Although she knew that her eccentric coach would definitely not give herself a good face, even if she was mentally prepared, she was still a little embarrassed by this strange old man when she met.
Gao Yuan was afraid that Xiaoxia would be embarrassed, so he hurriedly said: "Old man, we are together, and today I have made a special trip to invite your ·····."
Before he finished speaking, the little old man interrupted: "One piece, then let's pay together, since it is introduced by an acquaintance, I will also give you a preferential price, do you also want ribs?" Let's have some more pork belly or tenderloin, and take advantage of the cheap to have more."
Gao Yuan was speechless, and he couldn't figure out whether the little old man was pretending to be stupid or really stupid.
Gao Fushuai couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Old man, don't just be busy selling, we're not here to sell to you!" ”
"If you don't buy it, what kind of mess are you running here to make, go and go, what should you do. My booth is small, and you can't get over with other customers, which will affect my business! The little old man was not pleased.
The three of them were choked one by one, and Xiaoxia knew that the problem was herself, so she said: "Teacher, don't be angry, I know that I failed your cultivation at the beginning." I've always wanted to apologize to you, but I'm afraid of making you angry, so I haven't visited you. This time it's coming..."
Before Xiaoxia finished speaking, the old man interrupted with a sneer: "Don't, don't apologize, the road is all on your own, there is nothing to apologize for!"
At the beginning, I thought it was a pity that you didn't play football, but after such a long time, the old man also wanted to open up, what talent is not talented, the entire Chinese football environment is like this, what is the use of multiple geniuses? Even if you are Pele or Maradona, what can you do?
Hehe, Chinese football is hopeless, it's a good thing to find a way out early, the province is the same as the old man, I have wasted most of my life, and I can still support myself by selling. ”
"Teacher, I'm playing football again now, in an amateur football club," Xiaoxia responded, but her tone was stubborn.
Lao Luotou was slightly stunned, it seemed a little unexpected, but he still said nonchalantly: "It's okay to play in the amateur team, just as a workout, you can also teach the children, after all, there are not many money-making skills in football, and you can support your family by opening a tutoring class." ”
"Our club is not just playing, our team is the champion of Ludong amateur football, and we also participated in the FA Cup!"
This was said by Gao Fushuai. He was angry when he listened to it, and felt that this old man had been annoying from the beginning, and now he finally seized an opportunity to show the old man his results.
Lao Luo Tou was really a little surprised this time, but soon he seemed to remember.
"Oh, you're the one Saturday! The team that sells Dali beer and sanitary napkins on TV every day! Those garbage advertisements are broadcast back and forth every day, and they almost make me vomit! You guys are really shameless, shoot any garbage advertisement, a group of big men go to shoot sanitary napkin advertisements, it's not a shame! Chinese football is shameless enough, and you continue to embarrass Chinese football with perseverance! ”
As he spoke, he suddenly realized something, "Isn't that right? Your team is playing in the Men's FA Cup, why is Xiaoxia also in your team? ”
Speaking of this, everyone was a little embarrassed, looking at each other, and didn't know how to explain to Lao Luotou. In the end, Gao Yuan said: "Old man, this is a long story, we came today to ask you to go out of the mountain and give us guidance." ”
Lao Luo sneered: "Guidance? Don't dare to be, your team is terrible now, the boss of Ludong amateur football, the FA Cup eliminated the professional teams in the Chinese League! ”
Gao Yuanxi said: "Listen to what you mean, you already know something about our team"
"Understood! Who doesn't know the name of your team, the old man has never seen such a sand sculpture team in his life! Watching your games is funnier than burlesque."
Gao Yuan and Gao Fushuai's faces are dark, this old man, his mouth is too damaged!
At this time, someone came to buy it, and Lao Luotou no longer bothered the three of them, and was busy greeting customers.
Gao Yuan and the others froze in place in embarrassment, neither to go nor to stay.
Finally waiting for the aunt to leave, Gao Yuan hurriedly said to Lao Luo: "Old man, this is not the place to talk, let's find a quiet place and sit down to talk, okay?" ”
Lao Luo rolled his eyelids and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm leaving, what should I do with the stall?" I can't do business, go and talk nonsense with you? ”
Gao Fushuai was annoyed and said angrily: "How many catties can you sell for this broken stall?" Hurry up and close the stall, and we'll make up the money for you, okay? ”
Old Luo Tou was not happy, "Make it up to me?" Do you know how much a pig costs a pound now? What if I just walked on the front foot, and a big customer came on the back foot, and I want to buy a few hundred pounds? Can you make it up? ”
Gao Fu rolled his eyes handsomely, thinking that this old man didn't touch porcelain, what a waste of this talent! You stall, you can't sell a few hundred pounds in a week, you dare to open your mouth, it's really a toad yawning - I don't know how to open this stinky mouth!
Of course, if you want to change his previous temper, he would have said a long time ago that it would be just a few hundred catties, and I will make up 1,000 catties for you, master!
However, after being in the team for so long and fighting with Gao Yuan and his gang of small people in the market, his previous temper has changed a lot. He doesn't care about the money, but if he is touched by this deceitful old man, it will be disgusting!
Gao Yuan pleaded: "Old man, it's okay for a while, I won't delay you for too long!"
Lao Luo's head shook like a rattle, and a hundred were not happy.
In desperation, Gao Yuan glanced at Gao Fushuai: "Fatty, why don't you do it, Xiaoxia and I will go to talk to the old man, and you will guard the stall for him here."
Gao Fushuai jumped three feet high: "Me? Selling pigs? Are you kidding! I can't do this, and I don't know how much it is."
Lao Luo didn't object, he smiled narrowly, and stared at Gao Fushuai with interest.
Gao Yuan's head was as big as a fight, "Either let you sell, or help the old man guard the stall, in case you miss the big customers he mentioned, when you come to buy, you ask them how many catties they want to buy, count the number, and when the old man comes back after talking, let's convert this number into cash and make up for his old man." ”
Gao Fushuai cried with a sad face, "Why me!" Why not······"
Speaking of this, he consciously stopped. A total of two people came to their group, Xiaoxia is a girl, so she can't be a pig Shih Tzu. As for Gao Yuan, it is even more impossible, you have to count on him to negotiate! After all, no matter how you look at it, it is more appropriate to keep it by yourself.
Just when Gao Fushuai was about to despair, a kind old lady appeared in the stall, came to Lao Luotou's back, and smiled at Lao Luotou: "Don't be embarrassed for other people's children, you go quickly, I'll look at the stall." ”
Gao Fushuai was almost moved to tears.
This old lady looked a few years older than Lao Luotou, with silver hair, wrinkles crawling all over her skin, and her hands were a little rough, which looked like the result of years of hard work. It's just that her face is very kind, and her smile makes people feel very warm, and it can even be said to be like a bathing wind, without the slightest numbness and malaise that often arise because of hard life.
Xiaoxia saw this kind old lady first, and said, "Good master! ”
The old lady smiled softly at everyone, then looked at Xiaoxia and said uncertainly: "You are Xiaoxia!" I haven't seen you in a long time."
The voice was calm, and the tone was cordial to the juniors, in stark contrast to Lao Luotou's attitude of rejecting people thousands of miles away.
"Master, you still remember me! When I used to train with Coach Luo, you used to stew pork rib soup for us, and it tasted the most fragrant I have ever tasted! Xiaoxia didn't expect the other party to recognize herself, and responded obediently.
The old lady smiled slightly, and invited: "Girl, if you want to drink pork rib soup, you will go to my place later." I'll give you and your friends a good stew! After your team was disbanded, your master always nagged you, saying that it was a pity that you were a good seedling, and that he should not let you go, and that he would ····· in the future."
"Ahem, cough, cough" Lao Luo's head coughed with a dry white face, interrupting the old lady's chatter.
Lao Luotou wiped his face embarrassedly, and said impatiently: "Old woman, why are you here!" Didn't you let you go home and rest, you are not in good health, there is a lot of chaos here, don't run this way! ”
Although his tone was still not good, anyone could hear the concern in his words.
"I'm not well, you're fine? You're going to have to rest when the time comes," the old lady said, her tone soft and sweet.
Gao Yuan and Gao Fushuai glanced at each other, secretly stealing fun, this old couple openly showed their grace in public!
Gao Fushuai thought even more angrily: Lao Luotou, this old boy has such a stinky mouth, he can actually ask for such a gentle and virtuous daughter-in-law, although this old lady is old, but she looks like she was a beautiful embryo when she was young, and she still has a very good temperament, which is really unreasonable! Is it really the legendary complementarity of grids, what is missing?
Xiaoxia seized the opportunity to say to the old lady: "Master, we have something we want to go out to talk to the teacher." ”
The old lady said happily: "I came just in time, Lao Luo, you can go!" ”
Lao Luotou was reluctant to move his nest, like a grumpy child: "I don't go, sometimes I just say it here!" Don't waste my time, you have to sell it. ”
The old lady smiled, seemed to be surprised, and said in a child's tone: "You are so old, you still play with children's temper, and you are not afraid of people's jokes!" Go quickly, don't delay people's time. ”
Lao Luo drooped his head, and it seemed that a hundred of them were not happy, so he almost squatted there to find a branch to draw a circle.
"Lao Luo!" The old lady accentuated her tone, "Go!" ”
Lao Luo Tou reluctantly took off his apron, found a torn rag to wipe his hands, and walked out of the stall.
Gao Yuan and Gao Fushuai are secretly happy in their hearts: this old thing, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, and he is actually a rake ear who is afraid of his wife!
A few minutes later, several people sat in a small teahouse on the edge of the market.
This small teahouse and the farmer's market have a good temperament, dilapidated and messy, and the decoration is basically non-existent, just a big room with a dozen broken tables and broken chairs.
The people who haunt here are old men and old ladies who go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, some play chess, some eat melon seeds, and some hold semiconductor radios to listen to plays, which is simply a sunset red elderly activity center.
Gao Fushuai has never been to such a dilapidated teahouse in his life, and he has been gasping since he entered the door, and Gao Yuan didn't want to talk about things here, but he couldn't stand Lao Luo's stubbornness, so he had to be nearby, let them have a quick release, and let them go.
"Old man, I'll get straight to the point, we want to ask you to give us guidance." Gao Yuan knew that time was limited, so he picked up the key points.
"What? Your coach is not enough to beat me, and you want to beat me again? I can't stand this old bone! Lao Luotou's answer was still not to give face at all.
It seems that he has watched the game advertisement of "Iron Blooded Football", and the one in which Lao Wang was beaten is called miserable.
"That was a misunderstanding! It's a decompression tactic deliberately arranged by our coach," Gao Yuan said embarrassedly.
"Hehe, you have the potential to become an excellent football manager" Lao Luo looked at Gao Yuan and suddenly said out of nowhere.
Gao Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then rejoiced, this old man is indeed a master in the world! You can see it!
The joy just came out, but I heard Lao Luotou continue: "Your ability to open your eyes and talk nonsense is enough to enter the Chinese Football Association." ”
Gao Yuan was full of black lines, and said sincerely: "Old man, we are going to play the Taishan team in the next game, but there are too many defensive problems, and we really need a professional like you to give us some points." ”
"You're not a defensive problem"
Lao Luo said slowly while drinking tea from a teacup that had not been washed for an unknown amount of time.
“?” Gao Yuan frowned, holding his breath and wanting to listen carefully to Lao Luotou's high arguments.
"You don't have any defense!"
Gao Fushuai was not happy, "We are the champion of the Ludong Division, and we only conceded 3 goals when playing with the professional team!" ”
"Haha, is it still glorious to be poured 3 goals into the team that is about to be relegated in the Chinese League? Let me remind you, if you hadn't let the two of you in the opening scene, you would have been eliminated a long time ago! "Lao Luotou didn't leave any face.
Gao Yuan said sincerely: "Old man, can you tell us about the problems in defense?" ”
"Do you call it defense? It's purely by the number of people piling up in the district! Wang Ba style turtle shrink kick! Defending is the need to retreat, but retreating is for a better offense! Do you attack when you retreat? The whole half-court offensive and defensive drill! What about overall mobility? What about cover in depth? What about regional segmentation? What about wheel shifts? No, none at all! ”
As soon as these few words came out, Gao Yuan was in awe, concise and to the point, and completely pointed to the point.
"Old man, what you said is so right, we have a lot of problems, that's why we need your guidance and help!" Gao Yuan said excitedly.
"Help? Don't you have your own tricks? Touching porcelain on the court, delaying time with injuries, playing fouls, and playing with goalkeepers to play psychological warfare. Although your upright tricks are not very good, but the crooked way is clear! Saying that you can't defend is really wronging you! You're playing more oil than fritters! ”
Gao Yuan sweated violently, if it weren't for these crooked ways, the last one would have been beaten a long time ago! There's no need to ask him out of the mountain now. embarrassedly explained: "No way, the strength is not enough, so let's make up." ”
Lao Luotou glanced at Gao Yuan, a little surprised that he hadn't turned his face yet. A little curious, he said: "I said, young man, you don't really think that your broken team can have a chance to play the Taishan team!" ”
Gao Yuan smiled, he still had this self-knowledge.
"Old man, who doesn't look forward to moving forward if you can hit this one. However, I'm not blind, the gap in strength is here, and I can't kick it. From the moment the draw came out, everyone knew that our FA Cup journey was over. Now what I want to do is to play this last game well, and it will be our final debriefing performance! I wanted to use a quality game as the perfect curtain call for the team's FA Cup journey.
Maybe it's the pinnacle of a lot of our lives, because not everyone gets that opportunity. Maybe when we get older, we will still remember this game and talk to our grandchildren about this unforgettable competition. I hope that at that point, we can proudly say that we did our best and played at the highest level! It's my dream! ”
These are the words of Gao Yuan's heart.
He originally thought that as soon as these assertive words came out, he would be humiliated by Lao Luotou's poisonous tongue.
But Lao Luo Tou didn't say anything, it seemed that these words also touched his heart, caused some resonance, made him distracted, and the poisonous tongue was temporarily quiet.
"Old man..." Seeing that Lao Luotou was silent, Gao Yuan was happy in his heart, it seems that dreams and blood are fatal to every sports person.
Maybe there's a play!
Lao Luo was stunned for a moment, then he came back to his senses, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he asked a rhetorical question: "Dream, how much is a catty?" ”
“······”
"Young man, you are not too young, what dreams do you talk about, naïve! Watch too many TV series! I still want to be the richest man in the world, does it work? Dreaming of this thing, as the old saying goes, is to be full of food, and to think blindly! ”
Gao Fushuai couldn't hold back any longer, and said loudly: "It's naïve to talk about dreams, then let's talk about something practical, and you can say how much it costs!" ”
Children only talk about dreams, and adults only talk about interests.
Gao Yuan was afraid that Lao Luo, who was not very good-tempered, would be annoyed. Hurriedly glared at Gao Fushuai and signaled him to be calm.
Sure enough, I heard Lao Luotou say angrily: "Money? Who to look down on? The old man is poor, but he doesn't eat what he gets! Hehe, you're a broken amateur team, and you talk to the old man about money······"
Gao Yuan glared at Gao Fushuai fiercely again, he was so angry in his heart, he finally appeased Lao Luo's head just now, and you are popping up again! However, this Luo Chuanbing is really a bit of a superior demeanor, and he doesn't bend his waist for five buckets of rice, which is really a model for my generation·····
He was secretly admiring Lao Luotou, but he heard Lao Luotou's words turn around: "····· So what, how much can you give? ”
No way! Gao Yuan almost fainted.
Gao Fushuai sneered and set his eyes on Gao Yuan. Although he is the team's investor, Gao Yuan is the team's manager and decision-maker, and the "three major and one big" matters have to be made by Gao Yuan.
Gao Yuan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and gestured towards Lao Luotou.
"Hmph" Lao Luotou snorted heavily with his nose to show disdain and contempt, "I want to send the old man away for only a few thousand yuan!" Have you never seen money when I am Lao Luo? Now the price of pigs has risen, old man, my business is very good, I tell you·····"
Gao Yuan's head was full of black lines, and he had to interrupt Lao Luo's head: "You misunderstood, it's not a thousand, it's a thousand!" ”
Lao Luotou shut up, looked confused, and said suspiciously for a long time: "Don't try to cheat the old man with a blank slip, I've seen a lot of empty checks and unpaid wages!" ”
"Don't make a white slip, you can even advance in advance! And that's not all, there are also training allowances, transportation subsidies, performance appraisals! ”
“·······” Lao Luotou was silent for a long time, and finally shook his head resolutely and said, "Don't talk about tens of thousands, just give me hundreds of thousands, millions, and the old man won't go to this troubled water!" ”
After finishing speaking, he drank the tea in the tea bowl in one gulp, stood up, and walked away without looking back.
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