Today I ate hot pot, Brazilians have never eaten this thing, at first the bottom of the pot came up, he thought it was some kind of mushroom soup, did not wait for the waiter to light the fire, he took a big sip under the surprised eyes of everyone, and then muttered a sentence in Portuguese.

"What did he say?" Everyone was curious.

"He said the soup was cold," Gao Fushuai translated.

The crowd burst into laughter.

Before the joke was over, the waiter brought the lamb slices to him, and Jill thought it was a lamb thorn, so he picked up a large piece with chopsticks, dipped it in hoisin sauce and ate it.

After chewing in his mouth for a long time, he frowned and muttered again.

This time, without waiting for everyone to ask, Gao Fushuai took the initiative to translate, "He said it doesn't seem to be very delicious!" ”

The crowd laughed again.

When Gao Fushuai taught Jill how to eat hot pot, he followed the example of everyone and shook the sheep, then dipped the sauce and put it in his mouth, and was immediately impressed by this deliciousness, a black face was full of excitement, and he stretched out his thumb and praised: "It's so delicious!" ”

After a while, several large argali sheep and fat cattle were wiped out by this black tower-like man.

At this time, he couldn't get enough of saying that it would be better if it could be more spicy, he had a heavy taste.

Gao Fushuai was about to instruct the waiter to mix some spicy dipping sauce for him, but the kidney-deficient man squeezed his eyebrows to stop him, and then said to the waiter, "Go get him a bottle of old godmother, I want the perverted and spicy kind!" ”

Everyone gasped and said in their hearts, "Kidney deficiency man, your conscience is greatly broken!" ”

Only the dazed and ignorant Jill was still waiting expectantly.

After a while, a bottle of old godmother was placed in front of Jill.

Jill stared suspiciously at the old lady's head on the wrinkled face of the old godmother's bottle for a while, unscrewed the lid again, sniffed it, and looked up to find that the whole table was not eating, all of them were staring at him, their eyes were full of expectation, but they seemed to be a little the same.

I look like I'm going to be tricked again!

Still, as a straightforward man, Jill still dug a big spoonful.

Seeing this, Gao Fushuai was taken aback, there are so many, you can't give the spicy something wrong! Just as he was about to stop it, Jill had already stuffed it all into his mouth.

“ohmygod”

Jill, who had always spoken Portuguese, actually came out with a sentence of English, and then whispered a lot of Portuguese that no one could understand in the astonished eyes of everyone.

Gao Fushuai understood, but seemed a little incredulous, and explained something to Jill, and then Jill said a lot with excitement on his face.

He said, "It's just amazing! It was the devil's food that completely changed his perception of food, and this stimulating taste hit his taste buds and made him experience unprecedented pleasure! He also asked me who the unhappy old lady on the bottle was? I told him that he was the founder of Lao Gan Ma, and he said that this woman was an angel! She is there staring at you silently, watching you eat, watching your hair, watching you sweat, my God, my tears are about to flow out, this is the taste of happiness! ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, except for Jill shouting excitedly in the room, there was no other sound at all, "pop", I don't know whose chopsticks were shocked and fell into the pot.

I've heard before that foreigners like to eat old godmothers, but I didn't expect it to be true.

It is said that the old godmother who sells a bottle for a few dollars is about 10 US dollars, which is equivalent to 60 yuan!

According to the evaluation of foreign netizens, this is a bottle of "chili sauce that makes people drunk and dream", it is said that many foreigners used to only smear butter on bread, but since they have tasted a mouthful of Lao Gan Ma, no matter what they eat, they have to put Lao Gan Ma! He has even developed dark dishes such as French fries with Lao Gan Ma, pasta with Lao Gan Ma, Lao Gan Ma egg tart, and Lao Gan Ma pizza.

For foreigners, the old godmother is like knocking Y, and once she tastes it, she can't stop at all.

And for the old godmother, who has the strongest affection, you will never think that she is actually a prisoner. Marlboro and D were once the common currency of prisons, but who would have thought that now they have become the world of old godmothers. This is the prisoners' own Bretton Woods system, which is called "Gan Ma BlessAmerica" in the code code of the trade. In the prison system of American imperialism, Lao Gan Ma has become an item of gold equivalent, a symbol of power and power. Here, there's nothing that can't be solved by one bottle of godmother, and if there is, then two!

The sauce of chili oil and crushed peanuts has captured the tongues and taste buds of countless murderers and violent criminals. How many people do not hesitate to break their heads and bleed for a bottle of old godmother, and how many people do not hesitate to sell their bodies in order to get a few mouthfuls of old godmothers. After someone risked death to get two bottles of godmother, he was afraid of being snatched away, and he ate it in one meal. Autumn is coming, and chrysanthemums are blooming·····

The chrysanthemum is remnant, full of wounds, and your appearance is so hesitant!

As a result, Yingyun became popular with another major artifact - Ma Yinglong's hemorrhoids cream.

"As long as you have an old godmother, no one will dare to mess with you. You can eat as much as you want, it doesn't matter, we still have Ma Yinglong if something happens! ”

Seeing Jill holding the old godmother, and couldn't let go of the lamb dipped in it and ate it, Gao Fushuai said to the waiter: "Bring my friend two more bottles, the spiciest kind"

Gao Yuan added on the side: "Please go to the pharmacy opposite to buy a Ma Yinglong, it is estimated that someone will use it." ”

Everyone laughed.

This meal was so drunk that when Gao Yuan woke up the next day, he forgot how he had returned to the club's dormitory last night.

I was dizzy, and I drank a few large glasses of water, but I was still uncomfortable to death.

I drank it myself, and those stinky boys probably won't be much better, not to mention, they still have to train today, and Lao Luotou won't let them go because they drank too much yesterday.

Thinking of how they endured a hangover and were punished for running 10,000 meters, Gao Yuan couldn't help but laugh.

Hey, wait, Lao Luotou seems to have drunk a lot yesterday, and the old man won't be unable to get up today, so cancel the training!

Gao Yuanqiang endured the headache and nausea, went to the cafeteria to get some food, and took the buns to the grove to feed the kittens as usual.

However, the kitten still did not appear. Since he followed the team to "fight in the north and south" and ended the devil's schedule, the kitten has never been seen again.

Gao Yuan would come here every day to have a look, but when he saw that the food he had put before was not eaten, he was a little stunned.

The kitten may have left. It's still so small, can it take care of itself?

Gao Yuan was stunned, and then suddenly a cold voice sounded.

"Don't look for it, the cat is not here, and you can't have pets in the club base."

Gao Yuan turned around, but saw Yan Ruyu appear behind him at some point.

"You! What did you do with the kitten? ”

Gao Yuan's mind instantly appeared Yan Ruyu's usual cold and fierce appearance, how would such a vicious woman treat the poor stray kitten? Is it to drive away directly? Or is it poisoned? Or is it a blur of blood directly slapped with a shovel? Or is it like the perverted cat woman on the Internet, who stomps on the kitten's eyeballs with her high heels?

"What do you want?" As if seeing through Gao Yuan's thoughts, Yan Ruyu was a little angry.

"I adopted that kitten." Yan Ruyu continued, but for some reason her face turned red, and she explained more, "I just want to have a cat recently, so..."

seemed to realize that she was talking too much, and Yan Ruyu stopped talking before she finished speaking.

Changed his words: "Your wine is so heavy, it's disgusting!" ”

After saying that, he pinched his nose and ran.

Until Yan Ruyu ran away, Gao Yuan was still in a daze, a woman like Yan Ruyu would actually raise a cat? And instead of raising puppets and British short imported cats, he adopted a Chinese pastoral stray cat? No matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem to fit her personality!

I can't think of why, I have a bit of a headache, and sure enough, I drank too much last night.

Gao Yuan went back to the dormitory to take a shower and sleep again, and finally got rid of the pain of the hangover, and went to the library to continue studying diligently.

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