Zhu Bajie hides from Miss Gao's family?

Shouldn't it be a day without licking and getting uncomfortable?

Is this licking pig sexual?

Chen San brought half a pot of rice from the pot, squatted on the ground and ate it: "Bajie, tell me what's going on." ”

Zhu Bajie said embarrassedly: "Just because I was drunk and molested Chang'e, the Jade Emperor learned that he demoted me to the mortal world, but I was accidentally cast into a pig fetus." ”

Chen San just lowered his head and said vaguely: "I asked you to say Gao Cuilan, but I didn't let you say that Chen sesame seeds are rotten grain." ”

"Wait a minute, I'll get to it right away."

Zhu Bajie still started from the beginning in an orderly manner.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here for the person to take the scriptures, escort him to the west to learn the scriptures, I found a cave nearby to live, but I waited for a long time and did not find the master, so I wanted to come out and go around, but I met Gao Laozhuang haunted."

"My old pig is a dignified Marshal of Tianpeng, and even the Nine Heavens Demon Descending Ancestor is my brother, what is a mere ghost?"

"In less than three rounds, the evil ghost was beaten by my crying father and called his mother, and fled in embarrassment."

Chen San finally finished the rice in the basin, burped, and wiped his mouth with his sleeve: "Where did you go?" ”

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, since you know that I am in Gao Laozhuang, do you know the origin of Gao Laozhuang?" ”

Chen San was puzzled: "Isn't it just a village where high surnames gather?" ”

"Hmm."

Zhu Bajie's eyes were a little frightened.

"In this Gao Lao Village, most of them are surnamed Gao, and Gao Cuilan's father is the most prestigious, which can be said to be a masterpiece."

"It's just that the whole Zhuangzi is a farmer, why does his family alone earn such a large share of the family business?"

Chen San shook his head.

Zhu Bajie continued: "After the evil ghost was driven away by me, the senior staff wanted to recruit me into the house, the old pig I have a stinky problem, I can't give up when I see a beautiful woman, and when I see that Gao Cuilan is beautiful, I agreed." ”

"Then the Gao family saw your current appearance and thought you were a monster?"

Chen San said according to the original plot.

Zhu Bajie shook his head: "You know, when my old pig beat that evil ghost, I hadn't seen Miss Gao yet, so I showed people with this appearance from the beginning." ”

Chen San felt strange.

If this is the honor, then how can a high-ranking member marry his daughter to him?

"This Gao Cuilan flavor is also heavy enough."

Zhu Bajie said: "Master listened to me slowly. ”

"After I joined the Gao family, I gradually discovered the secret of Gao Laozhuang."

Chen San stopped interjecting and waited for Zhu Bajie and Pan to come out.

Zhu Bajie said: "There is only one Gao Laozhuang within a radius of dozens of miles, why did the evil ghost find the Gao family at the beginning?" ”

"Because the Gao family originally did the things of robbers, it was only because they killed too many passers-by, and those people's souls were not gone, so they turned into evil ghosts to seek revenge."

"That Gao Cuilan, who seems to be a beautiful woman and knowledgeable, is actually a ruthless female gangster!"

"If my old pig is really a monster, it will be fine, just kill them, but the Bodhisattva warned me not to be evil in the future, so I have repeatedly forbearance of the old pig."

"However, the senior staff and Gao Cuilan don't treat me as a human being at all, and beat and scold me at every turn, even if I look like this now, they only treat me as an ugly person, and they are not afraid of me at all......"

Sun Wukong snickered on the side: "Don't treat you as a human being? You're a pig! ”

"Wukong, Hugh is unreasonable."

After Chen San scolded Sun Wukong, he looked at Zhu Bajie: "I don't understand something, since you said that the Bodhisattva ordered you not to be evil, then these individuals on the side of the road, who is the bad murderer?" ”

Sun Wukong echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, this pig's head doesn't have a word of truth in his mouth, according to my old grandson, these people must have been killed by him." ”

"Bi Ma Wen, you are still known as fiery eyes, can't you even tell if they are dead or alive?"

Zhu Bajie bowed to Chen Sanyi: "Master, these people were just knocked unconscious by the old pig, and the old pig was not killed." ”

Ao Lie walked over to a "corpse", probed his nose and said, "Master, it's still alive." ”

Only then did Zhu Bajie notice that there was another person beside Chen San and Sun Wukong.

And it's a woman.

A beautiful woman with good looks and temperament.

"Hehe, what is this girl called?"

Seeing Zhu Bajie biting his fingers and the appearance of Harazi flowing all over the place, Ao Lie was so frightened that he lost his face and hid behind Chen San.

Chen Sanzheng said: "She is also my apprentice, you have to fight her!" ”

Zhu Bajie was even more envious: "Monks can also accept female apprentices?" It's really good, in the future, when the old pig has achieved positive results, he will also accept ten or eight female apprentices who are so beautiful. ”

Chen San knocked on the door of Zhu Bajie's head with a chestnut: "Let's get down to business." ”

"Yes, Master."

Zhu Bajie sighed: "I don't want to be in the company of high-ranking officials, but he is not afraid of me, so I can only sue the officials and expose their evil deeds, but I didn't expect them to frame me as a monster, and say that I robbed Gao Cuilan as my wife......"

"Not only did the government not cure their crimes, but invited a group of veterans to arrest me...... I was forced to hide. ”

Sun Wukong said disdainfully: "Anyway, he is also an immortal, being chased and beaten by a group of mortals, it really makes people laugh off their big teeth." ”

Chen San disagreed.

"If the Eight Precepts are true, even if there are a hundred old Daoists, they are not opponents, let alone a mere high-ranking person, it is rare for the Bajie to abide by the orders of Guanyin Bodhisattva and not bully people by force."

"But what you just said, but the truth?"

Zhu Bajie saw that Chen San doubted himself, and immediately panicked: "Master, what the old pig said is true. ”

Sun Wukong said: "You swear a poisonous oath!" ”

Zhu Bajie didn't think about it, stretched out three fingers, and pointed to the sky and cursed: "If my old pig has half a lie, he will call me a pig in the world, and I will never be a man!" ”

Chen San sighed: This pig's head is really straightforward, and it can't withstand the excitement at all!

But it's also a rare strength, and I don't know how much stronger it is than the monkey with hundreds of heart eyes.

"Don't kneel, get up."

Zhu Bajie stood up from the ground, and then asked, "Master, you wait for the old pig, the old pig wants to go back and get some things." ”

"Are you going to Gao Laozhuang?"

"It's not Gao Laozhuang, it's Lao Zhu's own cave, it's on the mountain not far away, it's called Yunzhan Cave."

Chen San said: "Since it's not far away, let's go together, it just so happens that we haven't found a place to live tonight." ”

Another person was added to the westward team, and the three masters and apprentices walked towards the mountain where the Yunzhan Cave was located under the guidance of Zhu Bajie.

The cave is not small, but it is as dirty as a pig's nest, and everywhere is filled with a choking stench.

Chen San covered his nose and frowned: "Bajie, are you in the hole?" ”

Zhu Bajie smiled embarrassedly: "The old pig is a little lazy......"

"Master!"

Sun Wukong suddenly discovered something, pointed to the depths of the cave and shouted.

Chen San took a few steps forward in the filth, and then saw a row of shivering children squatting in the corner in the faint light of the cave roof.

"Zhu Bajie !!"