Chapter 24: The Sky Fairy
Gao Yuanwai introduced to Zhu Bajie at this time: "This is the Fufeng Zi Taoist of Yinshan Daoist Academy, the queen of Fuling Mountain, the Taoist method is profound, and if you die in his hands today, it will not be a loss." ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he laughed more unrestrainedly than the two, but the sound of the pig was somewhat ugly.
"Fufuko? Yinshan Provincial Temple? ”
"Old pig, I remembered, isn't your master the Yinshan Taoist who forcibly kidnapped the people's girl and was killed by me with a rake? Your master is not the opponent of the old pig, so it depends on you ......"
Before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his abdomen, and couldn't help bending down: "You poisoned the tea?" ”
"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!"
Fu Fengzi sang the trumpet, threw the dust in his hand on his left arm, and said with a stern face: "You are a pig demon, you have to be favored by high-ranking people, and accept you as a son-in-law, but you don't know what to do, and you have tarnished my teacher's name five times or three times, and today I will punish you as a demon!" ”
Zhu Bajie used to be the marshal of Tianpeng, and it was true that he was in the immortal class, but now that he has been reincarnated, he has long lost the protection of the immortal body, and like ordinary people, he naturally can't withstand this domineering poison, and after a while, there will be bean-sized sweat particles on his forehead.
"What bullshit did you just play!"
Fu Fengzi's face changed: "Poor Dao said that he would be punished ......"
Halfway through his words, Fu Fengzi realized that this voice was not made by Zhu Bajie.
When I turned my head, I saw a man and a woman standing on the roof.
It was Chen San and Ao Lie.
Zhu Bajie squeezed out a smile: "Master, you are here, those young children were caught by the senior officers, not my old pigs......"
"Master?"
Hearing Zhu Bajie call this monk master, the senior member's face changed slightly: "You are the person he said on weekdays and waiting here to learn the scriptures?" ”
Chen San was stunned: "This idiot is sincere, and he will say everything." ”
"Yes, I am a person who learned scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and the Three Burial Archmages are also!"
"It's good if it's a person, since you're here, you don't have to leave!"
Fufengzi also has an amazing understanding, and the focus is all on the character of the scripture learner.
But if you're a human being, you're not going to be very good, right?
Fu Fengzi jumped and jumped on the roof of nearly two feet.
Chen San couldn't help but his thumb and praised: "Good skills!" ”
Fufengzi also said that Chen San was really praising himself, and raised his head proudly: "Seeing that you are a monk, you have a bit of eyesight, it is better to join us, the Taoist master will ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing, but it is much more leisurely than you going west." ”
Chen San seemed to be moved, and thought: "It's not impossible to join the gang, but I don't know how many chairs I am going to sit in?" ”
Fu Fengzi said: "Except for me and the senior staff, you are the biggest." ”
Chen San shook his head: "I'm afraid it won't work, the poor monk is used to being the boss, I'm afraid I can't be the third one, let's do it." ”
This reason can be regarded as Qingqi.
It's manual and sudden.
Fu Fengzi was still smacking Chen San's words, and the person had already flown out.
Fortunately, Fufengzi really has some background in martial arts, and he turned over and stabilized his body, but he just took a few steps back.
looked at Chen San again, and he already had a violent look: "Okay, you monk who toasts and doesn't eat and drink, you dare to plot against your Taoist master!" ”
Chen San spread out his hands and said with a bitter face: "Heaven and earth conscience, I didn't move a finger of you." ”
Fufengzi glanced at Ao Lie again, thinking that a delicate girl would not be so powerful that she could kick herself away without being defenseless?
"Dare to be hard when you die! Dao Ye will kill you, and then take this little woman back captive! ”
However, Fufengzi may have forgotten that there is another person by his side.
Pig.
Zhu Bajie thought that he had been poisoned, and he was afraid that he would be more auspicious, but how could the dignified Marshal Tianpeng die so badly!
Poisoned by someone, aren't you afraid to laugh out your big teeth when you say it?
Zhu Bajie endured the colic pain in his abdomen, stood up with difficulty, held the end of the nail rake, and threw it on Fufengzi's head without saying a word.
Fufengzi was so angry that he didn't notice the movement behind him at all, and when he felt the heat on his face, blood was already running down his forehead.
His eyes widened, and he didn't say a word before he fell to the ground with a bang.
As soon as Fu Fengzi died, the situation immediately reversed, and the senior staff suddenly lost their confidence.
Looking at Zhu Bajie, who was approaching step by step, Gao Yuanwai was so frightened that he retreated again and again: "You ...... What are you doing...... I'm your father-in-law! ”
"When did you really think of me as a son-in-law?"
The corners of Zhu Bajie's mouth also began to be bloody, and his smile was distressing: "It's true that my old pig is lustful, but since I met Cuilan, I have been the only one who thinks about her, but what does she do with me, and what do you do with me?" ”
Chen San deeply agreed with these words.
Zhu Bajie is indeed lustful, but he is not abusive, at least until a certain relationship ends, he has never had thoughts about other women.
When teasing Chang'e, there was only Chang'e in his eyes.
After seeing Gao Cuilan, he carved Gao Cuilan into his heart.
But the senior staff called Zhu Bajie, who just wanted to be infatuated, as a thug.
As for why Gao Cuilan agreed to marry Zhu Bajie, I am afraid that there is another inside story.
As he was talking, a beautiful woman walked into the eyes of several people.
The reason why it is said that she is as beautiful as a flower is because Chen San can't think of other words to describe it.
It's really like a flower, beautiful but not demonic, bright but never dazzling.
Very gentle looks.
Chen San saw it with his own eyes, and only then did he understand why Zhu Bajie would never forget Gao Cuilan.
I can't stand it myself!
It's right to think about it, Zhu Bajie is also a person who is close to Chang'e Fangze, and the woman who can make him fall in love should be peerless even if he doesn't fall for the country.
However, no matter how Chen San looks, Gao Cuilan is not like the vicious woman that Zhu Bajie said.
Gao Cuilan stood in front of the senior member without fear, and looked at Zhu Bajie coldly: "How many more people do you want to harm!" ”
"Harmful? When has my old pig ever harmed someone! ”
Zhu Bajie glanced at Fu Fengzi, who had just been killed by himself: "Except for him!" ”
Gao Cuilan smiled contemptuously: "The marshal is really a noble man who forgets things, don't you remember all the things in the past?" ”
Chen San frowned.
Gao Cuilan called Zhu Bajie a marshal?
Could it be that Zhu Bajie, who has no future, even told her this?
Wrong.
Gao Cuilan mentioned various ...... in the past
Could it be?
"Miss Gao was also a member of Heaven?"
Gao Cuilan turned to Chen San and bowed: "Back to the holy monk, exactly." ”
This time it was Zhu Bajie's turn to be confused.
"How did I not know...... Why haven't I heard you mention it? ”
Gao Cuilan looked at Zhu Bajie again, her eyes full of resentment that she couldn't break his body into pieces.
"I was a fairy who served the Jade Emperor, and I was ordered to clean up at the peach banquet that day, Marshal Tianpeng was drunk and did not return, so he saw that I had a little bit of a posture, so he teased me many times......"
"I thought he was really moved by his heart and wanted to stay with me, so I accepted him......"
"But later, I don't know who reported this matter, and for the sake of his own godhood, he actually said that I seduced me first!"