Chapter 35 - Monks must be inspected
Zhu Bajie is Marshal Tianpeng, and the water nature is naturally not bad, but after soaking in the water for so long, it is somewhat sluggish.
was lifted ashore by Sun Wukong, and he originally looked like he was going to die, but when he looked up and saw the rolling shutter, the blood bar was suddenly full, and he was angry: "It's a rolling blind, don't you even recognize the old pig!" ”
Sha Seng said lightly: "Naturally, I recognize it." ”
"I recognize you still tie me up!"
Hearing the roller shutter say that he recognized himself, Zhu Bajie was even more annoyed.
If you say that you don't recognize the honor of the old pig, it's barely a reason, but you know that you still have to tie yourself, which is a bit deceitful and too deceitful.
Is there no sense of superiority at all?
Zhu Bajie picked up the nail rake and wanted to vent his anger.
was drunk by Chen San.
"Bajie, Hugh is presumptuous!"
Zhu Bajie put down the nail rake and wanted to tell Chen San about his hardships underwater: "Master, you don't know ......"
"Shut up!"
Chen San didn't listen to Zhu Bajie at all: "Now that he has worshiped me as a teacher, the past has been turned over one page, and he must not mention it again!" ”
Zhu Bajie said aggrievedly: "Yes, comfortable." ”
Chen San turned to the roller shutter: "Since you have entered my door, I will give you the Dharma name 'Wujing' today, and I hope you will abandon the seven emotions and be pure and unstained." ”
The curtain folds his hands, bows in thanksgiving, and recites Amitabha Buddha aloud.
In an instant, the golden light on his body flashed, the skull string on his neck turned into Buddha beads in a blink of an eye, and there was an extra monk's robe on his body.
Zhu Bajie saw that the curtain became his junior brother in the blink of an eye, although the other party was only concerned about the abduction, but he also knew the general situation, and stood aside with a cold snort.
"It's here, let's cross the river!"
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng performed the art of controlling the sky, flying across the river, and Chen San was carried by Ao Lie, leisurely gliding against the water.
Ao Lie asked, "Master, what do you mean by abiding by your duty?" ”
Chen San said: "It's nothing, it's just that Guanyin Bodhisattva has set up a pig-killing plate in front." ”
"Pig slaughter?"
Chen San nodded.
Isn't it a pig killing plate?
The old mother of Li Shan and the three Bodhisattvas transformed into human beings, testing the pious hearts of several masters and apprentices, and the name was called: the four holy manifestations test the Zen heart.
But in the end, isn't it still as long as Zhu Bajie is alone?
What is it if it is not a pig killing plate?
After the master and apprentice left, a young man with big eyebrows and big eyes floated to the bank of the quicksand river.
Looking at the empty river, the young man looked down at the big gourd on his waist and scratched his head in confusion.
"The Bodhisattva said that he wanted me to come here to help the Tang monks and apprentices cross the river, why didn't they see them?"
Muzha played by the river for a long time, and he didn't understand what was going on.
......
After crossing the quicksand river, several people changed to walking again, until it was getting late and they saw a luxurious manor in front of them.
Zhu Bajie praised: "The magnificent courtyard must be a rich family, it seems that I can have a full meal tonight." ”
"Not only can I have a full meal, but there are also three girls to be married like flowers and jade."
Chen San deliberately spoiled some important information to Zhu Bajie.
It is actually a difficult task for the four great powers to test the master and apprentice here.
Sun Wukong is a monkey, and his mind is not on women at all.
The sand monk is too wooden and honest, and the possibility of being confused by beauty is almost zero.
Chen San himself knows the plot, which is tantamount to opening the perspective of God, and he will definitely not take the initiative to jump into the pit.
But you can't let the four powers return in vain, right?
So......
Chen Sanxin said: "I have wronged you, Bajie." ”
Hearing the three girls to be married, Zhu Bajie's heart was pounding, his eyes were full of peach blossoms, and he said impatiently: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go in quickly, don't let the three girls, no, don't let the donor wait in a hurry." ”
Worry?
Chen San nodded: "Well, let's go in." ”
Zhu Bajie took the lead and trotted forward to knock on the tall courtyard door.
The sand monk carried the burden and followed closely behind.
Sun Wukong stopped and said softly: "Master, this manor is full of auspicious qi, I'm afraid it is the dojo of a great god in the upper realm." ”
Chen San secretly admired Sun Wukong's eyesight, but he didn't say anything, pretending to be ignorant: "Oh? Is it? ”
The door was opened by a woman of about thirty or forty years of age, not young, but very well maintained, graceful and graceful.
Sun Wukong saw the glow on this woman's body at a glance.
When the woman saw Sun Wukong, she also smiled slightly.
Chen San stepped forward and said: "Donor, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty in the eastern soil, and the monk who went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures passed through the treasure land, and hoped that the donor would give some fasting food. ”
The woman looked at Chen San appreciatively: "There is such a handsome monk in the world, and the Eastern Tang Dynasty is really outstanding." ”
The master and apprentice were welcomed into the courtyard and seated in the front hall.
The family made a cup of fragrant tea for each of them, and Zhu Bajie picked up the tea cup and drank it with water and tea.
"Female donor, I heard my master say that there are three daughters to be married in the house?"
The woman was stunned.
How did this man preemptively say his own words?
The woman looked at Chen San again and said in her heart, "How did he know that I was going to use my three daughters to tempt?"
"Yes, my family does have three daughters to be born in."
"Don't hide it from a few holy monks, I have been widowed for many years, and I only have these three precious daughters under my knees, so I naturally regard them as treasures.
Zhu Bajie asked again: "My master said that the three young ladies are as beautiful as immortals, how can no one propose marriage, it must be that the eyes of the three young ladies are above the top, and they can't look down on those ordinary people, right?" ”
The woman shook her head: "It's not that their eyes are high, it's that I don't look down on them." ”
"That's not easy."
Zhu Bajie said: "I don't know what kind of dragon fast son-in-law the female donor wants to find?" ”
Sun Wukong interjected: "Idiot, you ask so carefully, but do you want to get involved here? ”
"you, old pig, I just asked casually."
Zhu Bajie was said to be thinking in the center, and immediately blushed.
Sun Wukong said: "Look at your pig's head and pig brain, whose daughter will look at you, it's really laughing at my grandson." ”
But the woman said: "It doesn't hurt if you don't look good, I mainly want to find a woman who is honest and loyal, knows cold and hot, so as not to wronged my daughter in the future." ”
Chen San almost squirted out a sip of tea.
This is also a temptation, right?
Zhu Bajie didn't comment on his heart, but to be honest and loyal, this nerd has an absolute advantage in appearance.
Sure enough, as soon as Zhu Bajie heard the criteria for choosing a mate that the woman said, he suddenly came to his senses: "Female donor, do you think my old pig is feasible?" ”
The woman didn't expect Zhu Bajie to be so direct for a while, and after being stunned for a moment, she said: "Several holy monks are from the state of Eastern Rites, and they naturally don't have a good character, but I'm afraid that my three daughters are not worthy of a few holy monks." ”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie had an idea: This woman must have fallen in love with herself!
"If you don't deserve it, can the female benefactor call the three young ladies and let my old pig take a look."
When Sha Seng heard this, he hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Senior brother, we are monks, we need to check some points!" ”