Chapter 38: Such a Bag
"Bajie, did you sleep well last night?"
Zhu Bajie snorted: "Master made fun of me again, how to sleep well when I was tied up like this."
Chen San said with a smile while loosening the ties of Zhu Bajie: "Who can be blamed for this, it's not that you are lustful, and you still want to marry three ...... at once."
Zhu Bajie rubbed his sore arm and asked, "Master, you already knew that this family was unusual?"
Chen San was stunned.
Listening to Zhu Bajie's words, he also knows?
Zhu Bajie smiled: "Master, don't really treat me as a pig, I'm not stupid, I'm smart."
"Then you are still so presumptuous?"
Zhu Bajie said inscrutablely: "Those four suddenly came here to test our master and apprentice."
"The temptations in the world are nothing more than money, beauty, and power, and as soon as the master came up, he told me that there are three beautiful girls here, and I understand the old pig."
"Master trusts the old pig, so he reminded him like that, and wanted the old pig to cooperate with the four of them to perform a play, so as not to fail the temptation and they can't get off the stage."
"Isn't that Master?"
Chen San was dumbfounded and silently stretched out his thumb.
This nerd is so brainy.
Not only did he not blame himself for leading him into the trap of Li Shan's mother step by step, but he felt that this was his trust, so he handed over this "big responsibility" to him.
"Bajie, it was the master who misjudged you before."
Zhu Bajie smiled proudly: "Although the old pig was hung overnight and suffered some flesh and skin, but those four were also able to make a difference, and they will definitely think of this favor in the future, this is all human affection, master."
Good guy, Zhu Bajie actually preached to Chen San.
Chen San really wants to tell Zhu Bajie that people just treat you as your true colors, and the favor of the best supporting actor can't fall on him.
But seeing that Zhu Bajie was immersed in his own wisdom and wisdom, he couldn't bear to break it.
"Although the actions of those four have been seen through by us, they are not a snake to add to the problem, we should keep in mind the precepts of Buddhism, and cultivate ourselves in order to be righteous."
Zhu Bajie nodded emphatically: "Master is right."
"Alright, the rain has stopped, it's time for us to go!"
"Alas, Master, the old pig wants to ask you something."
Zhu Bajie caught up with Chen San and asked mysteriously: "Old pig, how do I feel, Master can predict many things?"
Chen San stood on his feet and stared at Zhu Bajie for a long time.
He was wondering how to answer that question.
You can't say that your master, I've watched Journey to the West, right?
It's better to be mysterious.
"As a teacher, I am dedicated to the Buddha, and there are no distractions, so the state of mind is clear, and I often have a flash of inspiration to see the things of the future, you practice well, and in the future, the Dharma will be completed, and the righteous god will become a Buddha, and what is the ability of the unknown prophet? There is no limit to what you can accomplish. ”
"Uh-huh."
Zhu Bajie heard that the Dharma was accomplished, and there was no limit, and his stomach, which was originally hungry and thirsty, was not hungry in an instant.
It's like eating a flatbread.
I secretly made an oath in my heart that I must get rid of distracting thoughts and achieve positive results!
"Master, then can you tell the old pig what monsters you will encounter if you go further, and I have to be on guard against the old pig."
Chen San patted Zhu Bajie's head lightly: "Heavenly opportunity, don't leak it."
Just kidding, I told you everything, what else do you want me to do?
Thinking of the upcoming next event, Chen San was looking forward to it......
The master and apprentice and his entourage crossed the mountains and mountains for several days, and finally came to Wanshou Mountain, which Chen Sanxin had in mind.
In front of Wuzhuang Temple, several people stood under hundreds of stone steps, and suddenly felt small.
Sun Wukong looked at the majestic Taoist temple that stretched across nearly half of the mountains and sighed: "The master here is so magnificent!"
Zhu Bajie popularized Sun Wukong and said: "Brother Monkey, you don't know, the master here has a lot of background, and he can definitely afford such a show."
"Oh? Who is the owner here? ”
Zhu Bajie proudly played with his good popularity: "This place is the dojo of Zhenyuan Daxian, known as the ancestor of the earth immortals, with vast magical powers and boundless mana, the old pig had several encounters with him when he was in the upper realm, but it can be regarded as an old acquaintance."
The four words "Ancestor of the Earth Immortals" alone are enough to show that the status of Zhenyuan Daxian is extraordinary.
Even Sun Wukong, who has no one in his eyes, can't help but feel a little respect.
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was pretending to be selfless here, Chen San quietly called Ao Lie Sha Seng and went up the steps first.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly followed: "Master, wait a minute, let the old pig go to spread the word first, so as not to make an awkward situation if the doorman doesn't recognize the master."
"Oh, then there you go."
Chen San took the initiative to get out of the way, and also made a "please" gesture to Zhu Bajie.
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt that the row was full, and walked up the stairs with his head held high.
Chen San shook his head and smiled bitterly.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, what are you laughing at?"
Chen San restrained his smile and thought deeply: "It's nothing, I'm thinking about it, will Bajie be coaxed out later."
Ao Lie said: "It shouldn't be, Master, the second senior brother just said that he and Zhenyuan Daxian are old acquaintances."
Sha Seng echoed, "Yes, Master."
Chen San summoned the three of them to his side, and said earnestly: "In the past, Zhenyuan Daxian and Bajie met, that is, he was still Marshal Tianpeng, even if they looked at the face of the Jade Emperor, they would give three points to Bajie, but now they ......"
Sha Seng said thoughtfully: "Master is right, although I am an insignificant immortal in the Heavenly Court, just because I am always by His Majesty's side, and the powers of the heavens greet me with a smile, but after the Jade Emperor ordered me to be demoted, even the heavenly soldiers guarding the door did not want to pay attention to me."
Chen San nodded: "So, never think about how much face you have in others, remember that face is always spelled out by yourself!"
Suddenly, several people heard Zhu Bajie's roar from the stone steps.
"You two little Taoist boys, why are you so rude, I said that I am Marshal Tianpeng descended to earth, and I am an old acquaintance with your great immortal, but why do you want to stop me!"
A young voice said disdainfully: "Every day, I don't know how many people pretend to be old acquaintances of the Great Immortals, you say that you are Marshal Tianpeng but you can't get the certificate, why don't you say that you are the Jade Emperor!"
Zhu Bajie originally wanted to reveal his identity, and he would definitely receive a VIP-like courtesy, so that Chen Sangao could take a look at himself.
Although his strength is not as good as that monkey, at least his connections are strong enough!
But now......
Zhu Bajie couldn't hold it on his face, so he prepared to be soft and hard.
"Bajie!"
Chen San snorted, and then slowly walked up the stone steps.
"Don't be angry with the two little fairy elders, this is my disciple who doesn't know the number of etiquette, and the poor monk will confess to the two of you on his behalf."
The title of the little fairy chief is really good, and the temper of the two Taoist children immediately disappeared by half, and one of them said: "You are sensible, and you can listen to what you say, not like this ugly monk."
As soon as Zhu Bajie heard the two of them say that he was ugly, he suddenly became angry, pointed at the two Taoist boys, and was about to scold.
Sun Wukong also rushed up angrily.
My master apologizes to you, what is the difference between that and my grandson apologizing to you?
Don't say that your master is the ancestor of the earth immortals, even in front of the Jade Emperor, my grandson has never been so cowardly!
Chen San ignored the eagerness of the two nurses, and simply stared the two back with his eyes.