Chapter 45: Take off your pants

"Where is the girl going, let me carry you with me."

Chen San knew that this woman was the white bone spirit, but he didn't mean to be afraid.

I even want to flirt and flirt.

She couldn't kill herself anyway.

As long as you don't change the direction of the plot, you should be fine how you play, right?

It's time to have fun and relieve your boredom.

So Chen San proposed to let Sha Seng send her to the illusory "Daddy".

The woman shook her head as expected, grabbed Chen San's arm, secretly glanced at Sha Seng, and said timidly: "This big monk looks so fierce, I'm afraid ......"

Chen San looked at Ao Lie again: "There is a good-looking one, or ......."

Ao Lie turned his head away and snorted coldly.

Chen San was not reluctant, and said with a sad face: "Alas, how is this good? ”

The woman looked directly at Chen San, her eyes were like a charm: "Can't the elder send me personally?" ”

Chen San shook his head without thinking about it: "No." ”

"Why not?"

"Because the poor monk is afraid that he will break you up."

The woman froze.

Sha Seng and Ao Lie were also stunned.

A good person, can you still fall apart?

The silence is subtle.

The woman thought about it and was extremely frightened, thinking that her identity had been discovered by Chen San, and the nails on her hands became longer, and she planned to strike first.

However, as soon as she had this idea, she was shot in the head by an iron rod that suddenly flew behind her.

Sun Wukong fell back to the ground and caught the golden hoop stick: "Master, it's a goblin!" ”

Chen San pretended not to know anything, and said extremely calmly: "Oh? Is it? ”

Ao Lie stepped forward to observe the corpse, and sure enough, he felt an imperceptible demonic aura.

Chen San looked at the woman and sighed lightly: "What a beautiful girl...... Goblin, Wukong, tap next time. ”

Sun Wukong didn't understand.

Has Master been merciful to this extent now?

Chen San said earnestly: "Wukong, sometimes I would rather you be ignorant as a teacher."

Sun Wukong is even more confused by the second monk.

At this time, Zhu Bajie came back with the wild fruit he picked, and when he saw the female corpse on the ground, he couldn't help but show a look of pity: "It's a pity."

A few shriveled green fruits and more than a dozen unripe mountain dates are all the materials that Zhu Bajie brought back.

After padding their stomachs, the master and apprentice continued to move forward.

As you go deeper into the mountains and forests, the road becomes narrower and narrower, and it becomes more and more difficult to walk.

The peaks and rocks overlap, and the ravines and bays are ringed.

There are more tigers and wolves walking in formations, and muntjac deer walking in groups.

Countless roe deer drill clusters, full of foxes and rabbits gathered in clusters.

Thousand-foot python, thousands of long snakes, pythons spray mist, long snakes spit strange wind.

It's dangerous.

Thanks to Sun Wukong, he opened the way and scared those fierce beasts and snakes away.

"Master, you say, in such a sinister place, how can there be people?"

Sun Wukong is still emphasizing that it was really the monster that he killed himself.

Unexpectedly, Chen San asked rhetorically: "Who said that there is no one?" Isn't being a teacher a person? ”

Sun Wukong was speechless.

There was another gag, until through the dense forest, when they went up to a mound, looked down the slope, and saw an old woman with gray temples staggering.

Chen San looked at Sun Wukong thoughtfully.

Sun Wukong also happened to look at him, the two glanced at each other, and Chen San nodded lightly.

"Hey!"

Sun Wukong waved a stick and jumped up to kill the old woman.

Chen San raised his left eyebrows lightly: "Wukong, what are you doing?" ”

"Isn't it the master who looks at me and lets my grandson do it?"

Chen San said: "I'm asking you to help this old man." ”

The golden rod fell to the ground with a thud.

"Could it be that I am mistaken?"

Sun Wukong hurriedly picked up the stick: "Master, this woman is also a goblin!" ”

Chen San frowned: "Oh? Is it? ”

Sun Wukong also felt strange.

The woman just now and the woman now are indeed goblins, but why did they not show their original form after being beaten to death by themselves?

Looks like this goblin has some way!

"Wukong, it's only three things, if you are so brutal again, you will not blame the teacher for being ruthless."

What is the origin of this old woman, Chen San knows better than Sun Wukong.

But along the way, the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty has been greatly discounted with the collapse of the plot, and when Ming'er arrived at Lingshan, what should I do if I don't give myself the true scripture on the grounds that the calamity is not up to standard?

Therefore, the catastrophe that should be crossed still has to be crossed.

But it depends on who crosses it.

So Chen San had to deliberately pretend to lay the groundwork for the next conflict with Sun Wukong.

Although Chen San pretended to be very perfunctory.

After walking for a long time, a newly cultivated field appeared in front of several people, and a thin old man was working in the meantime.

The old man was resting with a hoe, and when he looked up, he saw five masters and apprentices.

Chen San glanced at Sun Wukong again and nodded slightly.

Sun Wukong was afraid that he would make a mistake again, so he hesitated slightly.

Chen San nodded again.

Sun Wukong thought to himself, this time it can't be wrong again, right?

I saw him rush out with an arrow step, and in the blink of an eye, he arrived at the old man's side, and without saying a word, he used his thin but powerful biceps to clamp the old man under his armpit and bring it back.

The old man said in fear: "Why did you bring me here? ”

Sun Wukong sneered: "You goblin, how long do you have to pretend?" ”

The old man took a step back and said in a panic: "You say...... Are you goblins? ”

The three palms were clapped on the door of the head, and they were the speechless Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and Ao Lie.

Chen San sighed to himself on the side.

The old man took the initiative to talk to Chen San: "I don't think this elder is like a wicked person, I don't know if I have seen my daughter and mother-in-law on the road?" ”

"I haven't seen it."

Zhu Bajie replied quickly.

Chen San waited indifferently for the old man to burst out of acting with a disdainful look at a bad movie.

The old man was still immersed in his performance, and suddenly pointed at Chen Sanyi and said, "Could you really be a goblin, after killing my wife and daughter, you are going to murder my old man again?" ”

"It's too inky."

Chen San gritted his teeth and squeezed out four words from between his teeth.

Sun Wukong asked puzzledly, "Master? ”

Chen San suddenly opened his eyes, put the old man down with an iron fist, kicked him one after another, and rolled on the ground in pain.

"If your acting skills are so bad, don't learn from others to come out and deceive people, I'm really dizzy when I'm the archmage of the third burial, and I can't see what you are!"

The scene was so cruel that Ao Lie couldn't help but cover his eyes.

But no one went up to persuade him.

Sun Wukong stood aside, and his admiration for Chen San was like a heavenly river hanging upside down, crackling.

Finally, the old man lay motionless on the ground, lifeless.

A red light drilled out of the old man's body, flew into the air, and fled to the northwest.

Chen San snatched the stick from Sun Wukong's hand, and with a standard throwing action, the golden hoop rod flew out like an arrow, hitting the bull's-eye, and crushing the red light.

Then he glared at Sun Wukong: "Kneel!" ”

Sun Wukong didn't understand, but his body was very obedient, and he knelt down with a plop: "What's wrong, Master?" ”

Chen San said arrogantly: "I just made eye contact with you again and asked you to kill this goblin, why did you bring him in front of me?" ”

"Could it be that you have a grudge against me and want to use the hand of this goblin to harm you as a teacher?"

Sun Wukong shouted wronged.

I don't want you to plant it like this.

"Master, it was you who said at that time, and it was only three things, so my grandson didn't do anything to this goblin."

"Did you say that for the teacher?"

Chen San looked at the rest of the apprentices.

Zhu Bajie nodded first, and then immediately shook his head: "I said it...... No, no, no, I didn't say it! ”

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie and had a feeling that he raised you so big for nothing.

"If it weren't for the master's reprimand for me for hurting people at will, my grandson's ability, the old man wouldn't even have a chance to look at the master, and now I have listened to the master and shown mercy to his subordinates, but the master has come to blame me, what is the reason?"

"Bold!"

Chen San was really weak-hearted, and he was short of words for a while, so he could only forcibly suppress it with his identity as a master.

It means that if the teacher says that you are wrong, you are wrong.

If you dare to talk back, it is a mistake on top of a mistake!

Sun Wukong can see it, this is not a question of whether he is right or wrong at all, it is simply Chen San's nerves, looking for trouble.

It's like a special aunt, and I come back every few days.

So I didn't bother to defend anymore, and stood aside angrily.

Chen San seemed to be energetic: "Splash monkey, take off your pants!" ”