Chapter 56: A Woman Misunderstands Me
Sha Seng asked, "Master, what about me?" ”
Chen San said, "You just rest here. ”
"If it doesn't work, how can I let the master personally take risks, but I am lazy here alone!"
Chen San frowned: "Don't be as frizzy as a monkey, listen to the teacher's words...... You stay here, and at this hour tomorrow, go to Tushi Palace to find Taishang Laojun. ”
Sha Seng asked again: "What are you looking for Lao Jun to do?" What did you say? ”
"Don't say anything, that old man knows everything!"
Sample!
This is obviously the Taishang Laojun and Guanyin Bodhisattva discussed, deliberately let the two fairy children go down to earth, and set up this catastrophe for their master and apprentice.
Really when Chen San is Tang Seng's elm pimple, he doesn't know anything?
If you don't say it, you won't be embarrassed to meet in the future, I believe that Taishang Laojun can understand what he means.
Although Sha Seng is idle in this task, he has also been assigned an errand, so he no longer cares.
Chen San and Ao Lie left separately, one to the west and the other to the south.
Not long after walking, Chen San smelled a strange fragrance, so he stopped and looked around with his peripheral vision.
The reason why I use my peripheral vision to peek is because if you sneaky probes your brain, it will damage your own persona.
However, nothing unusual was found.
"Why are you hiding?"
Chen San pretended to be profound and said loudly.
Whew-
A breeze blew around him, and the weeds under his feet moved gently.
Still no one.
Chen San couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
But fortunately, I was blinded by someone and counted myself as an unknown prophet, and I couldn't be blinded by anyone...... Anyway, there is no one, and what is there to be ashamed of.
Just as he was about to move on, a figure suddenly landed in front of Chen San.
It is the golden horn that appears in the image of a youkai.
"I didn't expect you to be quite powerful as a monk, I hid my breath, and I could still be detected by you."
Chen San stared at the monster in front of him, with big eyes and pointed chin, as if he had failed plastic surgery, his face was swollen and pitted.
The only signature feature is probably the two small golden horns on the top of the head.
"Why is this golden horn so ugly, much uglier than on TV."
Chen San's face was painful, he didn't have eyes to see, and even retched a little.
Jin Jiao was also slightly surprised: "You monk, aren't you scared when you see this king?" ”
Chen San couldn't help but look at the face of the golden horn, and said with disgust: "Ugly is really ugly, but where to start with fear?" ”
Golden Horn was a little angry.
This monk, if he is not afraid of himself, forget it, he still says that he is ugly?
At that time, he stomped his feet angrily.
This move made Chen Santian a little disgusted, and said with a frown: "The boy under the old monarch's seat, why are the girls chirping?" ”
The Golden Horn was shocked.
This monk is so powerful that he can see his origin at a glance!
But I must not admit it!
The golden horn had no choice but to change back to his original appearance.
Chen San was directly stunned.
The golden hair swayed in the wind, exuding the charming fragrance that had just been smelled, and the red power suit was very close-fitting, outlining the convex and backward figure at a glance.
Youthful but very material, not only outstanding figure, but also beautiful facial features.
"Are you sure this isn't Asuka messing in?"
Chen San swallowed his saliva: "Aren't you the Golden Horn King?" ”
In Chen San's cognition, the prototype of the golden horn and the silver horn should be the kind of boy who looks like he is eight or nine years old, and he can't distinguish between male and female.
How could it be this innocent cutie in front of you?
Hearing Chen San question his identity as the Golden Horn, the Golden Horn suddenly became overjoyed, and nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, how can I be the Golden Horn!" ”
This plot is too outrageous!
In line with the principle that appearance is justice, Chen San, who boasts of his explosive IQ, chose to believe in the Golden Horn without any suspense.
Chen San was immersed in fantasy, and a wonderful scene appeared in front of him, and suddenly he heard someone calling him.
"Tang Seng!"
"Who? Who called me? ”
Chen San raised his head suddenly, and suddenly felt his body fly uncontrollably.
And the flying thief is fast.
When he saw the white-glazed bottle in the hand of the golden horn, he secretly shouted: "Grass!"
Until he was sucked into the bottle, Chen San was still very depressed.
A string of question marks in my mind.
"This is the mutton fat jade bottle, right?"
"Is this girl really a golden horn?"
"But why is the Golden Horn so beautiful?"
"My real name is Chen San, how can I be sucked in if I answer a call?"
It's really puzzling.
But we have reached this point, and it is not the time to dwell on these problems, and it is the right thing to think about how to get out.
It is said that this mutton fat jade net bottle is the vessel of Taishang Laojun to hold water, which contains Qiankun and can accommodate the water of the five lakes and the four seas.
And after the person is sucked in, as long as the rune with the words "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law" is pasted, no matter how powerful the person in the bottle is, it will turn into pus in a moment or three.
However, most of the monsters on the way to learn scriptures are trying to eat a piece of their own meat for immortality, and they should not be used to drinking it.
So to a certain extent, I don't have to worry about my life.
But Chen San didn't dare to bet.
After all, this bullshit plot is too unreliable.
What if there is a case that I really turn into pus?
Chen San cheered up and began to think about a way to get out.
"There it is!"
Chen San thought of the Golden Crow Origin in his body.
The fire of the sun, can't burn a vase?
Thinking of this, Chen San began to try to mobilize the power of the golden crow in his body and attach the power to the karmic fire red lotus.
A lotus-shaped flame appeared in front of him, and outside the red inner flame, it was wrapped in a faint but majestic golden outer flame, and Chen San suddenly felt a heat wave hit people.
"What a genius!"
On the first attempt, he mastered the "fusion technique", and Chen San couldn't help but praise himself.
Carefully placing the flame at the bottom of the bottle near the wall of the bottle, Chen San squatted down and waited patiently for it to burn through.
Outside the bottle, in the lotus hole.
The golden horn who was holding the bottle suddenly changed his pretty face, and the bottle slipped out of his hand: "This bottle is so hot!"
Silver Horn glanced down, only to see that the original white bottle had somehow turned red.
"It must be the monk's ghost, sister should put the charm on it!"
"No, you can't. If he does die, our sin will be great. ”
Silverhorn pouted, "How is that good?" ”
Jin Jiao thought for a moment, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Yes, sister, you can help me open the bottle."
Yinjiao leaned down and carefully opened the mouth of the bottle, only to feel that the mouth of the bottle was also hot, so he quickly withdrew his hand and pinched his ear.
Jin Jiao stood in front of the mouth of the bottle and took out a banana fan from behind: "You all let go!"
Silver Horn and the little demons saw the banana fan and hurriedly flashed to the side.
Jin Jiao waved the banana fan, and a bone-eating wind blew in from the mouth of the bottle.
However, the mouth of the bottle was too small, and there was still some wind, and the cave suddenly flew sand and rocks, and shook violently.