Chapter 270: If you want to squirt, why is it so difficult! (New way of writing: asking for votes, asking for tips, asking for support)

"Gao Yuan discharged a 4-3-2-1 Christmas tree formation. The five Chinese players selected Niu Gensheng, Batur, Zhou Yong, Wang Zi and Liu Yun. This is different from the arrangement of the previous two games. In three games, Gao Yuan has discharged three different starting lineups, and even the formation and playing style are constantly being adjusted. As the saying goes, soldiers are impermanent, and Gao Yuan deserves to be an excellent young coach, with accurate vision, a lively brain, who knows how to guide according to the situation, and is good at seeing and dismantling moves·····"

Chen Yong, the guest commentator of pp sports, did not miss any opportunity to praise his lofty aspirations.

And as if they were determined to confront the unscrupulous, the keyboard warriors in the barrage were excited and violent.

"This dog reporter has changed his name to Gao Blow. Don't blow it, the cows are about to blow up! ”

"A bull and a cow grazing in the field with their calves, the football commentator came on a bicycle,

The bull said, "It's not good, you two eat, I'm gone, I'm coming."

The cow asked, "What is there to be afraid of?"

And the bull said, "Thou knowest, they eat the bullwhip as soon as they come." me!

The cow said, "Then I have to run too."

The bull asked: What are you afraid of?

The cow said, "You don't know, these people brag after eating the bullwhip!"

The calf said, "Then I have to go with you."

The bull and the cow asked: What are you going?

The calf said, "You don't know, they pull the calf after they brag about it!" ”

"One starting lineup at a time, isn't it that this coach is hesitant and can't determine the main lineup?"

"I didn't want to watch it, but when I heard it blowing like this, I had to watch the game and see how I could blow it after being slapped in the face?"

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"The experienced Santos still took the initiative after the opening. After all, the average age of their main squad is 11 years older than that of the DB team. Most of the lineup is a group of veterans who have been on the battlefield for a long time, and they are stronger in terms of game experience and physical fitness. ”

Chen Yong analyzed the situation on the field.

There was a keyboard warrior in the barrage who immediately refuted.

"Is this preparing for the loss in advance, making excuses?"

"If you can't kick, you can't kick, what age is it. Since ancient times, heroes have been teenagers, and Messi and Ronaldo were the main forces of giants when they were 18 or 9 years old! ”

"The DB team must have changed their age! What 18 or 9 years old, I think it has changed to at least 5 years old, and they all have at least 24 or 5! ”

"If you don't have talent, even if you reach the age of 100, you won't be able to kick!"

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Santos striker Sergio had a cold kick and was firmly pressed down by DB goalkeeper Niu Gensheng. This is already the third very threatening goal for the home team since the opening, but it was defused by Niu Gensheng. Niu Gensheng's saving action is a little special, it doesn't look like the goalkeeper's regular saving action, but he can always keep the opponent's door out! Chen Yong commented.

The keyboard man followed with subtitles:

"It's not a regular save, it's an amateur action!"

"Amateur goalkeeper of an amateur team!"

"From the amateur performance of the goalkeeper, you can see the training level of this broken team!"

"It's just a coincidence to save those balls, the opponent's is too right, I stand there and don't move, and I can block it with a stick."

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"Many viewers may not know that Niu Gensheng has only been in contact with football for a few months, and he has not only never kept the goal before, but also never even played football. He participated in a talent show called "Green Dream Seeker", and was recognized by coach Gao Yuanhui and embarked on the road of football! As the saying goes, there is Bole in the world, and then there are thousands of horses, and thousands of horses are often there, but Bole does not always exist! Chen Yong knows the inside story very well, and he does not miss any opportunity to tout his lofty ambitions in the commentary.

The keyboard warriors don't buy it:

"What a talent show, sensationalism! I bet the candidates are predetermined."

"I haven't played football before, but I actually went to Brazil, I'm really hehe, the relationship is really hard!"

"I'm the backup goalkeeper of the 28th Colonel, and I think I'm much better than this bull!"

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Chen Yong: "Oh, while talking, Niu Gensheng completed another extremely difficult flying save. Let's take a look at the slow-motion replay, only to see the opponent's midfield core Ellison Lopes bent his bow and completed a powerful shot outside the area, Niu Gensheng reacted extremely fast, flew sideways, and seemed to slide out in the air, lightly stretching his ape arm, raising his hand to catch the flying scratch! Got the ball that seemed to fly into the corner! This ball is really beautiful, and it is a wonderful keep! ”

Keyboard Warrior: "······"

The save was so beautiful that as long as you weren't blind, it was hard to deny the excitement of the save. After a few seconds of silence, the keyboard warriors turned on the scare mode again.

"This goal, it's okay, it's average, any goalkeeper of a professional team can save it."

"Although the ball is blocked, there are still flaws, if you change to a goalkeeper with strong ability, you will catch the ball directly, and you will not let the ball go"

"It's not so much that the goalkeeper is playing well, it's that DB other people's defense is terrible!"

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But Chen Yong seemed to have seen the posts of the keyboard warriors, and immediately popularized science in the commentary: "The overall defense of the DB team is very good, and it has not conceded a goal in two games, and it is the strongest defensive team in the current São Paulo State Championship." And the Santos team scored a total of 6 goals in the first two games, and the barrel of the gun was hot, which was a battle of spears against shields. ”

The fragile hearts of the keyboard warriors are deeply offended. What do you mean? I just said that DB's defense is bad, and you give me a whole "no goal conceded", who will you hit in the face? You want to lock my throat, don't you? You'll wait for me.

The offended keyboard warriors turn on the fancy squirting mode.

"What defense is good, it's just luck!"

"You know how to defend and what kind of football can be! Run to Brazil to defend, and be embarrassed and thrown abroad! ”

"The reason why we can hold on is that we must have sacrificed the offense!"

"Hehe, the Chinese coach, is not enterprising at all, thinking that he can make a difference if he loses less, he doesn't want to make progress, and he has the ability to score goals! You have the ability to win! ”

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Chen Yong: "The DB team not only has a strong defense, but also a better offense. Nine goals in two games, second only to Palmeiras and second in the league goals charts at the moment! ”

Keyboard Man: "I bought a watch last year!" ”

Chen Yong, you did it on purpose!

There are also keyboard warriors who are extremely strong in survival and are still struggling:

"It's definitely thanks to the Brazilian players in the team that we have to achieve this result"

"The DB team is strong in the Brazilian team, which is equivalent to us spending a lot of money to hire a bunch of foreign players to play in foreign leagues! The Chinese are just a foil, a burden! ”

"Hehe, burning the country's foreign exchange and cultivating young foreign players, is this considered a loss of state-owned assets, I want to report it with my real name, and strongly ask the Commission for Discipline Inspection and Supervision to intervene in a thorough investigation!"

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But a few minutes later, Niu Gensheng attacked, broke the ball, and quickly passed to Batur, who made a long pass to Liu Yun on the side, Liu Yun used his speed and breakthrough to tear apart the opponent's defense, crossed with his feet, and inserted Wang Ziyu's header, which was slightly above the crossbar. This wave of wonderful and smooth attacks attracted Chen Yong's loud praise and applause:

"The DB team has just completed a very good quick comeback. What is even more commendable is that all the Chinese players involved in the attack are Chinese. In fact, half of the Chinese players in this team have played a central role, although limited to the São Paulo state tournament policy, which can only play five players per game. In the two games that ended before, the Chinese players have scored 4 goals and 6 assists. The Chinese teenagers showed with practical actions that they did not come to Brazil to hug their thighs, but to be thighs! ”

Keyboard Man: "$#%&!"

We just want to squirt, why is it so hard!

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