Chapter 290: Obrigado

Gao Yuan and Du Du were in the corridor outside the locker room, muttering for a full 5 minutes.

Everyone on both sides of the home and away teams was full of curiosity, wondering what there was to communicate with these two people who were not close to each other.

And the head coach of the Palmeiras team, Menezes, was on the verge of dripping water.

The head coach of the DB team is not there, and there is no way to arrange tactics; Although the head coach of Palmeiras was there, he was speechless.

So in the first 5 minutes of halftime, players on both sides were picking at the crack in the door, secretly watching the situation of Gao Yuan and Dudu.

Because they were far apart, the two of them were deliberately lowering their voices, so everyone couldn't hear what the two of them were saying, but they could clearly see Du Du's divine changes.

I saw that Bajia MVP was very angry at first, then seemed to be a little suspicious, then became very nervous, then a little afraid, and finally pleaded to come up.

But Gao Yuan on the other side has always been unhurried and impatient, and has always looked like a bamboo.

In the end, under Gao Yuan's persuasion and relief, Du Du walked towards his locker room in a reluctant. When he walked to the door, he didn't forget to turn around and shout to Gao Yuan: "ado"

Entering the locker room, Menezes couldn't wait to ask, "What did that Chinese kid tell you?" ”

Du Du was a little embarrassed, and replied, "No, it's nothing ......"

"Damn! Dudu, you are my player, what can't I tell your coach! ”

Menezes burst into a rage.

It's completely lost the gentlemanly demeanor of Pingli.。

Du Du's face was red and white for a while, and he stumbled for a long time before he said:

"Sorry, coach, can I rest this game? I'm not feeling well! ”

No matter how good Menezes' temper was, he couldn't help it. Grabbing Du Du's shoulders with both hands, he shook vigorously and said:

"Bastard, what are you talking about! What exactly did that Chinese say to you? Did he buy you? Or is it a threat to you? If you don't make it clear, I swear to God, I'll make you pay! ”

"Coach, calm down!"

"Du Du must have something unspeakable"

"You have to trust Dudu"

There was a mess in the dressing room at Palmeiras.

……

"Du Du and I are just patient-to-patient exchanges!"

In the away team's locker room, facing the team with a curious face, Gao Yuan said this classic line.

The Chinese present were all laughing, while the Brazilians were inexplicable.

There are even people who ask with concern: "Director Gao, are you sick?" ”

Hearing this, the Chinese laughed even harder.

It took a long time before someone couldn't help but laugh and explained: "It's a stalk, you know?" Stem! This is a well-known meme in China! ”

Although the teenagers didn't know how Takato did it, when he said this, it meant that he had fooled Du Du into a cripple.

"Boss, how did you do that?" He Xiaoke couldn't help but ask.

"Nothing special, it's the same as the road of the big flicker!"

The teenagers were even more curious, waiting for Takato to explain.

"There's no time, if I can win this game, I'll tell you about it again!" Gao Yuan raised his wrist and glanced at the time.

"Well, we're going to win for the sake of this story!"

The players were full of anticipation, their eyes sparkling, like children waiting for a bedtime story.

"Let's talk about the tactics of the second half, focusing on Dudu's top ......"

In the locker room of the home team, it was noisy for a long time, and poor Du Du was helpless and told the truth.

"Coach, I'm sick. The Chinese coach of the DB team saw my abnormality and told me that it was best to lie down and rest, and only when my feet were off the ground would the virus not go up and healthy cells could regain the high ground. ”

"Are you kidding? Dudu, you believe everything that Chinese liar says! ”

Menezes looked shocked, not believing that his core was so stupid and so easy to deceive.

"No, Mr. Coach, my body is really abnormal, I can feel it. And he is the only one who can see why.

He told me that he knew Chinese medicine, which is a mysterious and powerful oriental medicine! They pay attention to Chinese medicine, as long as they look at the qi from afar, they can diagnose the disease! ”

"This fool ......" Meneses was speechless.

"He's right, I just had a new girlfriend during this time, and I'm really a little overindulgent, and I also like to drink cold water and take a shower with cold water, so I have the symptoms of "yang deficiency", and the symptoms he said are exactly the same as what I feel now! He warned me that if I didn't lie down for a week and force myself into a high-volume competition, especially a fierce physical confrontation, I would probably ...... Will ......"

"What will happen?"

His teammates were all hung up on their appetites, as if listening to an interesting joke, and couldn't wait to ask.

"He said that it may cause impotence and premature ejaculation, and it may even shrink the impotence!"

Speaking of this, Du Du was about to cry.

“……”

After a long silence, the unstable volcano of Menezes finally erupted completely!

“#&%&¥!”

Until the referee urged Palmeiras to hurry out for the second half, the Menezes hair dryer in the home team's dressing room had not yet been sprayed.

As a result, throughout the half-time break, Palmeiras were unable to make any strategic and tactical adjustments.

The players' minds were filled with Dudu's cries and Menezes' roars.

But what's more serious than this is that the core Dudu fell into a great panic, and the poor Bajia MVP mentality collapsed!

When a grimacing Dudu returned to the pitch, the first thing he did was look at the visitors' dugout.

But I saw that the young Chinese coach was also looking at himself, his eyes were full of sighs, pity and sympathy, and "anger and misfortune, mourning and indisputable".

Gao Yuan feels that he can win the Oscar for Best Actor! Because his heart and the expression on his face are completely opposite.

Seeing the pitiful appearance of poor Du Duchu, Gao Yuan's heart was about to explode with laughter.

He didn't expect that he would be able to stop Du Du from playing with a fool, and let him go now, it's too cheap for this kid, and I'm sorry for his 200,000 prestige points!

It's nothing big with system props alone, and any systematic hanging on .asxs. can do it, but if you want to maximize the effect of the system and multiply the effect, you have to play some psychological warfare.

A Dudu who has a broken mentality on the field and avoids confrontation is far more in his lofty interests than sitting on the bench.

When he was proud, a roar suddenly sounded in Gao Yuan's ears:

"Damn Chinese boy! Fraud! What the hell did you do to my teammates! You Chinese like to engage in these crooked ways! Behind the people! Your master Li Xiaopeng is like this! So are you! With despicable villains like you, Chinese football will never work! ”

Gao Yuan's brows furrowed slightly, and a hint of anger flashed on his face, but it was only for a short moment, and he returned to normal. Instead, the hippie smiled and said:

"Coach Menezes, you seem to have some misunderstanding! I just exchanged health tips with Du Du, and he still has to thank me, don't you believe it? You see! ”

In Menezes' angry and surprised gaze, Gao Yuan suddenly shouted to the court:

"Du Du take it easy! A man's body is the most important! ”

Du Du nodded gratefully towards Gao Yuan, and was grateful from the bottom of his heart for Dr. Gao's reminder:

“ado”!

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