Chapter Forty-Seven: The Flower Thief Race Tai Sui
After hearing Widow Zhao's exclamation, his legs immediately became so weak that he couldn't help kneeling down, as if he had heard the name of this person, and he was very frightened, Hu Hou also felt that this name was very familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it for a while.
"Did Lao Tzu make you kneel?" Sai Tai Sui glared and slapped him twice on the head. As soon as he stood up straight, he said again, "Did Lao Tzu let you stand?" and then slapped him twice.
The bloody head stiffened, not knowing whether to stand or kneel, but Sai Taisui pretended to be surprised and said: "Yo ho, you are quite backbone, you dare to straighten up and not give in." ”
"Click. Now the two legs of the splashy head were trampled off, and he screamed loudly in pain, Sai Taisui shouted, "Shut up Lao Tzu, it's really fucking ugly." ”
Another "click." The head of the splashy head was tilted, and the neck was twisted off, but Sai Taisui didn't seem to notice it, and still scolded: "When Lao Tzu beat you, you actually dared to faint, you don't want to live." ”
Hu Hou couldn't stand it, and reminded on the side: "This brother, the person in your hands seems to be dead." ”
Sai Taisui was stunned for a moment, threw the body of the splashed head out of the door, and then smiled: "Haha...... , Thank you brother for reminding me, I didn't expect this guy to be so careless, and he was too old in the next game. ”
Hu Hou now remembered who this guy was, wasn't it the flower thief who entered the boudoir of forty-nine young ladies in the ethereal fairy market overnight? In the end, he was chased and killed in the small courtyard where he lived, and he escaped by hiding on the roof, and when he left, he called himself a fellow believer.
"But in the Ethereal Immortal City, that Sai Tai Sui who hid on my roof?" Hu Hou further confirmed.
"Are you...... , ahaha, it turned out to be a fellow practitioner!" Sai Tai Sui laughed happily.
Hu Hou became angry, not only ruined the reputation of Lao Tzu's forty-nine concubines in the future, but also dared to pour sewage on me, and always wanted to ask you for justice, but now you actually took the initiative to send it to the door, see if I don't rectify you.
"Lao Tzu again, I'm not a flower thief, you obscene and shameless lewd, thief, don't treat me as your fellow believer, dare to frame me, I will not spare you. ”
Hu Hou was about to ask Jin Peng to help him win this Sai Tai Sui, but he saw him say blankly: "Who said that you are a flower thief?" I call you a fellow believer, because I think you and I are both infatuated lovers, dare to boldly confess the love in my heart, boldly confess the love in my heart, and boldly shout out the love in my heart.
You know what? I am what people often call the seed of infatuation, and the most infatuated kind of person, that is, the legendary love saint. Brother Tai should feel extremely honored, proud, and honored to be a fellow believer with me, so how can he resent me?"
Hu Hou felt that his face was already thick, but in front of this guy, it was just a small thing, he could actually talk about it, and turn an originally shameless work into a high-sounding and glorious thing.
"Hmph, you broke into forty-nine young ladies' boudoirs in one night, so what do you say?"
"Can't I like forty-nine beautiful young ladies at the same time, and can't I show them love at the same time at night?"
"Then why are you still being hunted down?"
"Alas, the falling flowers are affectionate, but the flowing water is ruthless, which not only hurts the heart, but is also misunderstood as a flower thief. ”
"Then why did you come to this Dragon Tail City and not continue to be amorous in the Ethereal Immortal City?"
"The ethereal fairy city has now become a sad place, and I have also become a heartbroken person, and I have left there in vain**, it is better to wander the world and relieve the sorrow in my heart. ”
"Hmph, that's a nice thing to say, I think I came here because I was chased and killed and had nowhere to hide, right?"
"Fellow Daoist, if you insult me again, I will be angry, I think that my disciple of the Eight Views Palace of Xuandu Cave, how could he engage in that indiscriminate profession, how could he be hunted down and killed. ”
"What do you say, again, where is the disciple. Hu Hou was completely furious, and rushed forward to grab Sai Tai Sui's collar.
This guy actually dares to pretend to be a disciple of the Eight Views Palace, don't you know that the true personal disciple of the Eight Views Palace is right in front of you? You pick your flowers, although you are engaged in the promising profession of a flower thief, and it is my bird business, but you are absolutely not allowed to let people use the signboard of the Eight Views Palace to swagger and deceive everywhere.
"Jin Peng, Niu Dali, take down this guy, and actually dare to pretend to be a disciple of the Eight Views Palace of Xuandu Cave and destroy the reputation of Daode Tianzun. As soon as Hu Hou gave the order, Jin Peng and Niu Dali immediately pounced.
Sai Tai Sui was pressed to the ground, struggling and shouting: "I am really a disciple of the Eight Views Palace, are you not afraid of Daode Tianzun if you treat me like this?"
Hu Hou sneered and said: "You still dare to quibble, do you know who I am? I actually deceived me, the personal disciple of the Eight Views Palace, how did I not know that there was a disciple of you in the Eight Views Palace? ”
When Sai Taisui heard Hu Hou's words, he was not surprised or overjoyed, and shouted on the ground: "I know, I know, you are Senior Brother Xuankong, are Senior Brother Xuanneng and Senior Sister Xuanqing also there? ”
Hu Hou saw that this guy looked like he was swearing, not only was he not a little afraid, but he was a kind of joy when he met his old acquaintance in a foreign land, and he also accurately called out Hu Hou, Peach Blossom and Fat Man's Tao name, and couldn't help but be a little puzzled, could it really be a disciple of Xuandu Cave? Is it that he is busy cultivating without leaving home on weekdays, and he does not know this fellow disciple?
"Do you know this guy?" Hu Hou turned his head and asked the senior sister and the fat man.
The two of them looked dazed, and both shook their heads at the same time, it was obvious that this guy was talking nonsense again, trying to deceive them.
Hu Hou was even more angry and shouted: "Throw this guy into eight pieces and throw it away to feed the dogs." ”
When Sai Taisui heard this, he hurriedly shouted on the ground: "I am a registered disciple of Xuandu Cave, it is normal for senior brothers and sisters not to know me, if you don't believe me, you can check my identity nameplate, my identity nameplate is in my arms." ”
Hu Hou looked at the identity nameplate taken out of Sai Taisui's arms, and felt a little depressed, this guy is really a registered disciple of Bajing Palace, but why does Bajing Palace recruit people with this kind of behavior as registered disciples, according to the master's strict recruitment of disciples, it shouldn't be like this.
"Ahem, ahem, that Sai Tai Sui, how did you become a registered disciple of the Eight Views Palace?"
"Senior brother, I can become a registered disciple of the Eight Views Palace, of course, because I am blessed......"
Sure enough, it is fate, the standard for recruiting disciples in the Eight Views Palace, but this time it is not because the master is pleasing to the eye when he sees Sai Tai Sui, but because he thinks that his luck is amazing.
This Sai Tai Sui was originally a handyman in the Xuandu Cave, specially responsible for cleaning the sanitation of the cave, and he was also a diligent person on weekdays, as long as he was free, he would practice the Taoist method behind closed doors, and once, after Daode Tianzun finished refining the Dan, he instructed him to clean the Dan room, and by the way, he cleaned up some of the waste pills and threw them away, but after he cleaned up the scrapped pills, he did not throw them away, but whimsically added some other medicinal materials, returned to the furnace, and wanted to restore the pills.
After failing countless times, one furnace succeeded, but what was refined was no longer an elixir, but strangely turned into three purple-gold bells, which caused a sensation in the entire Xuandu Cave, and also alarmed Dao Dao Tianzun to go and check it out in person.
Because of this, Daode Tianzun thought that Sai Tai Sui was blessed with a deep fate, and decided to accept him as a registered disciple, and also re-refined the three bells in the Bagua furnace for him, refining them into a string of bell magic weapons that can spit out smoke, fire, and sand respectively, and named it Zijin Bell.
After listening to Sai Tai Sui's narration, Hu Hou looked at him with eager eyes, "Cough, cough, this Sai Tai Sui! Can you copy a copy of the recipe that was refined into a magic weapon with pills to Senior Brother? Of course, Senior Brother, my request is a bit excessive, if you don't want to, forget it, if you agree, if you have any requests, Senior Brother will try his best to meet you." ”
Sai Taisui wailed: "Senior brother, what kind of person do you think of your junior brother? Am I the kind of person who hides his secrets? If you want this recipe, just take it, what can I ask for? But I have to state in advance that this recipe will not work, I don't know."
On the same day, after I refined the purple gold bell, all the disciples up and down the Xuandu Cave, almost all the disciples came to me to copy the recipe, but after I got it, no one refined the magic weapon, everyone thought that I was hiding my secrets and deceiving everyone, and later it was the senior brother Xuandu who came forward to clarify, so that I could clear my grievances.
Because, Daode Tianzun also tried many times without success, in fact, I also re-refined it myself countless times, but I didn't succeed, and I don't know what was going on, so I was able to refine the Purple Gold Bell completely because of accident and luck. ”
What is shit luck, this is shit luck, Hu Hou wanted to find Sai Tai Sui to find a recipe, and when he returned to Xuandu Cave, he collected scrap pills and also refined a magic weapon, and they all thought about it, specializing in collecting high-grade waste pills, maybe they could refine the most powerful magic weapon, but they didn't expect Sai Tai Sui to know what was going on, it was completely a blind cat and a dead mouse, this luck was simply against the sky, no wonder the master would say that he was blessed.
Now that I have met the new junior brother, I naturally can't rush back to the house anymore, and I have to drink a few cups with me, and of course I have to get the recipe, but I'm afraid that this recipe will never be used.