The goal is like a layer of window paper, it looks quite solid, but as soon as it is pierced, the light comes through.

With a 1-goal base, Maritimo is not in a hurry. Even if it's 1:0, it's enough to win the championship.

Maritimo is not in a hurry to attack, and Rio Ave is not in a hurry to come out, they are currently in the middle of the table, there is no need to worry about relegation, there is no hope of winning the title, and it is not unacceptable to lose 1 goal to the champion.

Win less when you lose!

Both teams played with restraint and soon the first half was over.

When the commentator took stock at halftime, he analyzed: "The championship is in sight, Maritimo must be stable, and it is estimated that he will not attack too fiercely in the second half, and Rio Ave's fighting spirit is doubtful, so the scene in the second half is not expected to be too good." ”

In the second half, it was easy to play again.

As expected, both teams played more conservatively.

If most of the first half was still because the score was not rewritten, at least one of the two teams was trying to find a way to attack, and the game was more than fierce and not exciting, then in the second half, both teams had no heart to attack, and the only thing they thought about was how to get through the 45 minutes.

Rio Ave was very sensible, handed over the ball to Maritimo, and honestly stayed in his own half of the court.

Maritimo got the ball, began to chamfer in the midfield, all kinds of short passes, horizontal passes, long-distance transfers, and dazzling kicks, but a closer look is "a fierce operation like a tiger, and a look at the ball in place".

Let the ball fall back and forth, but it just doesn't go into the 30-meter area in front of the opponent's goal.

Occasionally, he got off and accidentally passed the ball to the danger area, and was immediately reversed by the experienced Dzeko and Vukovic, never causing any trouble to the opponent.

Maritimo was like a scumbag, saying to the girl who brought her to the hotel for the first time: "I'll just rub it off, and I won't go in!" ”

In this way, the fans in the stands became drowsy, and they have evolved out of the category of ordinary health football and evolved into "hypnotic football" with medical effects.

Some fans who have been suffering from insomnia for a long time have finally entered a long-lost sleep under the treatment of "hypnotic football" of the two teams.

In China, PP Sports is responsible for commenting on the game is the "cross talk football" partners Dong Lu and Li Xin.

If the "hypnotic football" game between the two teams made everyone relax, these two commentators are the only two outliers.

Especially Dong Lu. Mr. Dong is very vigilant now, after all, he is a person with a "criminal record".

In the Champions League that year, Real Madrid played against Paris, and the score was also 1:0, and the scene was as calm as this game. In the 76th minute of the second half, the drowsy fans were awakened by a snoring sound coming from the computer.

Of course, this is not the little lion on the Ruixing antivirus software snoring, but the commentator Dong Lu has taken the lead and was hypnotized before the fans!

It is said that the husband of a female fan at that time had just gotten off the night shift, and when he opened the door, he heard the snoring of a man from the bedroom, and silently shed tears, and then left the house and sent a text message to his wife: "Divorce"

To this day, his wife still wonders why her husband left......

For this reason, Mr. Dong "admitted" his mistake on Weibo, "To be honest, I can't stand it anymore, maybe it's time to rest, it's not that I don't love it, but it's that ......I'm old."

Although he admitted his mistake very sincerely, actively and proactively, because of the bad impact it caused, it even caused surprise to friendly countries (reported by the British "Sun" and other media), and was still severely fined by LeTV Sports.

Eat a trench and grow wise, this time Mr. Dong said that he would not dare to sleep again!

However, this ball was also too hypnotic, and the "old" Mr. Dong really couldn't stay up, plus he drank two taels of supper before the start of the game, and now the more he looks at it, the more his eyelids are heavier.

Li Xin was very worried about the state of responsibility, so he could only stimulate Dong Lu in the form of frequent questions.

"What do you think of this kick?"

"What do you think of the pass here?"

"What do you think of this mistake?"

"The camera gave a close-up of a female fan, what do you think?"

……

Dong Lu was poor in words when asked, and said in his heart: "What can I think? Watch it in the studio like you."

Just when Li Xin was worried. When it was time to ask something more, he suddenly found that his partner's hand reached into his pocket, and then grabbed a handful of fiery red peppers!

"Tsk~" Li Xin gasped. If this pepper is not mistaken, it is the spiciest Chaotian pepper!

It seems that Dong Lu has also fought hard for his commentary career!

Soon, the drowsy audience in front of the computer was frightened by the startled shouts of the narrator.

"Suck ~~~ this ball...... That's exciting!! ”

"Ahhhh Come on! ”

"Wow~~Hurry up...... Water, water...... Parallel goods, this ball is too watery! ”

……

The audience in front of the computer wondered, is this ball so passionate? As for the surprise?

Li Xin was almost moved to cry, the commentator is easy! In order not to be hypnotized, it is also a fight!

Little did the players of Maritimo and Rio Ave know that one of their football matches would cause a Chinese commentator on the other side of the ocean to have a hot pain in his butt for the next week, and he would not even dare to squat in the toilet.

They played the game according to the previous rhythm very tacitly and continued to hypnotize the fans.

The Portuguese fans have no complaints, because both the Maritimo fans and the Rio Ave fans know what their team needs most, they know the significance of this game, and the result of this game is more important than the process.

On the contrary, it is the Chinese fans who are not calm.

Many keyboard warriors have turned on the troll mode on the Internet again, and raised the bar with netizens.

"What the hell is going on in this game! Worthy of the big night, I don't sleep to watch the game? Return a ticket! ”

"Upstairs, you're looking at the computer at home! Got a ticket? People can't refund your head! ”

“…… Then accompany me on the electricity bill! ”

……

"Hehe, I said earlier, Chinese coaches can't! There is no blood at the critical moment! To play such a ball is to be a disgrace in front of the whole world! ”

"Upstairs, the coach opposite is the Portuguese, they don't play any more stinky, and they are still a goal behind!"

"I don't care! What do I do with the Portuguese, I watched this game because of the Chinese. So I'm going to spray the Chinese"

……

"Playing so badly, I really wonder, how did I get the first place in the league?"

"They're undefeated, they've won all the way!"

"Hmph, it must be the other teams who are terrible! Portuguese football is hopeless! ”

……

"From this ball, you can see the lofty character and real level, too conservative! and his master Li Xiaopeng all the way! ”

"Someone said before that he was going to be the head coach of the national team, which is ridiculous!"

"It's not how high his level is, it's that his players are too strong, Dzeko, Vukovic, Antonio, Danso! With these people, my grandmother can lead the team to win the championship! ”

……

This game is not exciting, but the trolls are very enjoyable and happy!

After all, since Gao Yuan and Maritimo were awesome, they haven't gotten a chance to spray, and this game can be regarded as a way for them to get what they wanted.

Eventually, the game came to an end in a slow and dull rhythm.

The referee blew three whistles and the game was over.

0:1

Maritimo won the championship!