Chapter 485: "Great Onmyoji" reappears in the rivers and lakes

A 6:0 victory made the fans fascinated and addicted.

But in the stands at the Stadium of Light, several professionals who had been taking notes had grim expressions.

"Mr. Betoni, this Maritimo is not the master of the fish belly as he imagined!"

"In fact, they're very tough! This kind of strength will definitely make a difference in the European arena! I will report their situation to Coach Zidane truthfully, and I hope he will pay enough attention to it! ”

The coach-like man named Betoni sorted out the records in his hands.

"Hehe, I hope the proud and arrogant guys at the Bernabeu pay enough attention, or maybe they will really capsize in the gutter!"

The next day, a fax of the match report was placed on Zidane's desk.

There is also a copy of today's "As" newspaper next to it.

It's just that about the Portuguese Super Cup, which ended yesterday at the Stadium of Light, the two sides are diametrically opposed.

According to the report of assistant coach Betoni, who was watching the game:

"Maritimo has completely surpassed Porto by a notch, and the fighting spirit, physical fitness and technique they showed in the game are among the best in Europe! And the tactics of running actively and pressing all over the field are full of the shadow of the Champions League champion Bayern Munich.

Their coach is lofty, a very good coach who can accurately identify the weaknesses of the opponent and exploit them. At the same time, his tactics are changeable and can be adjusted at any time according to the situation on the field.

In terms of players, they have a lot of young players with character and talent. But the MVP of this game is J Ronaldo!

As far as I can see, Ronaldo seems to have a second spring, he is in excellent physical condition, light on his feet, and dares to fight! And the feeling of his touch and the effect of his shots made me see the shadow of his prime.

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But the same competition has become a different picture in the mouth of the editor of "As" newspaper.

"It's no secret that Porto have been on a downward spiral over the years since Jose Mourinho's departure, but a game that ended yesterday still refreshed people's perception of the team's bottom line.

They were actually bloodied 6-0 by the little-known Maritimo.

It's not about how strong Maritimo is, on the contrary, it's because of Porto's misuse of people and tactics.

Head coach ConceiΓ§Γ£o used 4 new signings with an average age of 20 in one go in the Portuguese Super Cup, and all of them appeared on the team's central axis! But obviously these youngsters haven't adjusted their mentality yet, and they haven't integrated into the team's tactical play.

Fragmented tactics, reckless employment, and bad luck led to the team falling behind early, and they lost their morale and finally failed to avoid a heavy defeat.

Although, the winner, Maritimo, will face Real Madrid in the first round of the Champions League.

But there's no need to worry too much about it, because they're not as strong as the score seems.

Their coach is just a young man from China, and this young man has not yet obtained a PRO coaching certificate! You can't even sign up as a manager in your own name in the Champions League!

And it was J Ronaldo who opened the door to victory for the team! Yes, you read that right, it is the J Ronaldo who was sent away by Real Madrid in every possible way! A Real Madrid discarded player can carry the core banner in the Maritimo team, and it can be seen what the overall strength of the opponent is!

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Real Madrid's first Champions League match against Maritimo will definitely get off to a good start! The only suspense is the question of how many wins. Hopefully, the Galactic Battleship players can score a few more goals and lay a good foundation for the whole season! ”

Zidane looked at these two materials with diametrically opposed conclusions, and couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly.

His assistant coach, Betoni, was too cautious, and this was his old problem. Caution is a plus, but it's ridiculous to go too far.

Just look at his report, if you don't look at the name, you think he is talking about Bayern or Paris Saint-Germain!

The other party is only Maritimo who has entered the Champions League for the first time, and if he attaches too much importance to such a team, he will destroy his prestige!

As for the "As" newspaper, it is even less credible.

If it weren't for the fact that the newspaper was too hard and the butt hurt to wipe, Zidane wouldn't mind treating them like toilet paper!

A team that can win Porto by 6 goals is not worth a penny in their mouths! If anyone really believes it, then he must have broken his skull!

It seems that "As" has been angry about the "mouth cannon" of the Chinese coach in Maritimo before!

However, having said that, in recent years, the phenomenon of dominance in small leagues such as the Portuguese Super League and the Olympic Super League has become more and more serious.

In the Austrian Super Cup, which ended on the same day, Red Bull Salzburg, another opponent in the same group, defeated Auvsberg, the second place in the Austrian Premier League, 5:3!

"These days, these oligarchic teams in small leagues are really fierce!" Zidane touched his bald head and muttered to himself.

It is precisely for this reason that Zidane feels that the score of the opponent's home league does not fully explain the problem.

In the end, Zidane touched his bald head and made a decision.

It's like a pony crossing the river in a primary school Chinese textbook, no one believes it, and you still have to step on it yourself!

According to his estimates, the difference in quality between Real Madrid and Maritimo should be between 2-3 goals.

With two weeks to go before the Champions League opener, Zidane still has plenty of time to train and adjust.

As soon as the comments of the "As" newspaper came out, it did not cause any waves in Europe, and both Spanish and Portuguese fans were accustomed to the tone of the toilet newspaper, and it was no surprise.

However, no one expected that this comment would cause a storm in China, thousands of miles away.

Originally, the domestic professional football media just reported this comment as a joke.

After all, everyone knows the virtues of the "As" newspaper, and they also know that they have always been angry with Gao Yuan's scolding war.

However, this article was inadvertently seen by a well-known "public knowledge" in China.

"Public knowledge" is like being anxious and worrying about not bringing paper, but finding that there is an unused old newspaper next to the pit, like a treasure!

This "public knowledge" does not watch football, if you ask him "under what circumstances does a goal in a football match count as 3 points"? He'll be sure to tell you to "shoot from beyond the 3-point line". He was interested in the story because he had discovered a new spot.

In these years, it is not easy to be a "public knowledge" in China, and the motherland can be sprayed almost completely, and it is really hard to find a new spray spot.

People's livelihood, society, economy, military, foreign education...... I've sprayed it all over again, so what are you going to spray again?

As a result, "As" opened a window for him!

"Our country has always been famous for maternity leave! Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake drugs, fake certificates...... It not only poisons its own people, but also sells it overseas, disgusting the whole world!

Now, a new breed has appeared in the group of fakes - fake coaches!

A coach without a qualification certificate actually went to Europe to coach with the help of Chinese capital! As a result, when I signed up for the Champions League, I was censored and couldn't register! It's just embarrassing, laughing and generous!

What is the virtue of Chinese football, and what qualifications do you have to dictate to the traditional European football powers? Isn't this as ridiculous as Claydon University's Fang Hong gradually going to give lessons to Harvard students?

I guess it's nothing more than borrowing the power of capital! Over the years, a big country has money, so it thinks that it can engage in cultural export and show off its power all over the world, but it doesn't want to be just newmoney in the eyes of foreigners!

It's like this so-called domestic coach, who doesn't even have a certificate, and people are just playing with you! In people's hearts: Give me the money, and I'll coax you to have fun

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We don't understand the mentality of the nouveau riche, but if you have to show the so-called great country sports style next time, please do a good job and send a certified coach, OK? ”

This article, entitled "Debunking the Painted Skin of Fake Coaches in Great Powers", immediately caused an uproar as soon as it was published.

It's not that the article is sharp and how much empathy it arouses, but it's so funny that the top ten sand sculpture news of the year are booked in advance.

Anyone who knows a little about football can't help but ask: can sand sculptures be known in these days?

Mocking Chinese football is politically correct, and over the years, people have made fun of the national football team.

used to ridicule the national football team, and would make up some interesting jokes.

"What kind of sports are worrying? Football! What exercise is more worrying? Chinese football! ”

"What is the star effect. - Zidane has retired, and the French team has not slowed down for 6 years; Puskas retired, and the Hungarian team has not slowed down for 60 years; Gao Yu has retired, and the Chinese team has not slowed down for 1,000 years...."

"In the dead of night, I closed the door, closed the curtains, turned on the TV and tuned to CCTV-5, wanting to take a look at the national football team. But after only 5 minutes of watching, I heard the door open, and I hurriedly turned off the TV.

At this time, my friend came in and saw my embarrassment and teased: Are you watching an A-movie?

I was busy explaining that I didn't.

He turned on the TV, only to find the national football match being broadcast. He asked with a look of disbelief: You are actually watching Chinese football!

I blushed and hurriedly clarified: No, I didn't! I'm watching an A-movie! ”

The journalism professor then explained to the students the classification of news.

He used the Chinese and South Korean matches as examples.

If the South Korean team wins, and the Chinese team does not score a goal, it is not news;

If the South Korean team wins and the Chinese team scores a goal, it is small news;

If it's tied, that's news;

If the Chinese team wins, that's big news;

A student asked: What if the Chinese team wins a big victory and South Korea does not score a goal?

The professor said lightly: That's fake news. ”

What else is "Shanglian: Let's ask the national football team how sad it is, and Xialian: It's just like a group of eunuchs going to Qinglou." Horizontal batch: Watch others"

However, most of these ridicules are just complaints and jokes of "mourning its misfortune and being angry with it", and they are hatred of the national football team. But the current public intellectuals have no ill intentions at all, and use the derogatory national football team to slander the motherland; Relying on distorting the facts to worship the foreign and flattering the foreign.

What "the physical fitness of the national team players is not as good as that of college students" What "the system remains unchanged, and Ronaldo Messi is also in vain......

It is completely subjective speculation, and every time the system is opposed.

Their starting point is not to motivate and spur the national football team, not to make Chinese football better, but just to fight for the sake of fighting, derogatory for the sake of derogation, and the final purpose is only one, Chinese football is not good! Not the Chinese! Not in this country!

They crossed the line!

Gao Yuan was too lazy to deal with the ridiculous remarks that were known to be stupid, but he still couldn't help it and posted a Weibo:

"Teachable! It turns out that an unlicensed coach is a fake coach! I just don't know, is there a certificate for public knowledge? If you don't have a certificate, will you become a mother? By the way, what is the difference between public knowledge and public toilets? ”

Gao Yuan's Weibo was sent out, but I didn't expect it to become popular in an instant.

With more than 300,000 retweets and more than 100,000 comments, it quickly became a hot search.

Although Gao Yuan has a big V account, he has hardly used it before, and when he saw the 5 million fans under the account, he originally thought that they were all zombie fans, but he didn't expect that so many people really paid attention to him!

Gao Yuan has always had the talent of "Great Onmyoji", and when he was in the post bar, he was the little prince who scared people! There are no less yin and yang weird posters with some connotations. It's a pity, later, I offended the sovereign of the bar in the post bar, and was tragically "forever sealed", plus I went abroad to lead the team alone, and I didn't have time to play the post bar, so my skills cooled down temporarily.

Now, Takato's dusty skills have been awakened!

Looking at the soaring prestige value in his system, as well as the happy comments of sand sculpture netizens in the Weibo comment area, Gao Yuan decided that the "Great Onmyoji" can reappear in the future!

And the ignorant "public knowledge" who had nothing to do with was directly deleted from his account because he couldn't stand the overwhelming ridicule and abuse from netizens, and he was "socially dead"!

Since Gao Yuan restarted the skills of the Great Onmyoji, he now has the habit of writing a diary.

After all, not all grooves are suitable for vomiting in public, but usually the itching is unbearable, so you can only vomit in your diary.

In addition, Takato doesn't just write a diary for fun. As the most successful football coach in China, and as a young marshal who aspires to become the world's No. 1 football agent, the memoir will be published sooner or later.

Gao Yuan has to write down the daily things, but when the time comes, once I recall, forget all about it, and make it up again!

But these days, serious people who write diaries! Who can write the words in the diary, and write the words in the diary? Cheap!

However, Gao Yuan wrote it, which shows that he is not a serious person, and of course the diary he writes is not very serious!

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PS: Thank you reader Chu Muyu for your pertinent comments and suggestions.

For these opinions, Feng Hou is very grateful and accepts them all! I will pay more attention to it in the creative process in the future.

It's just that the marquis still wants to explain.

The results of this book are very poor, and the collection has not exceeded 3000 so far, but it is also a book with very distinctive characteristics. Friends who like it really like.

Whether it is a monthly pass or a recommendation ticket, it is quite powerful among works of the same period, and there are many readers who have accompanied this book to the present.

Originally, the plan of the marquis was to have two more volumes after this volume. One volume is about Arsenal, and the other is about national football. However, now the marquis is a little hesitant to tell these stories in the next book. After all, the book has too few readers.

However, no matter what, the marquis will create with his heart, and he will not mess with the water, even if it is over, it will be at least two or three months later, and the story will definitely have the most exciting ending!

Of course, none of this has been decided yet, maybe this month's results are good, and the lofty Premier League adventure is about to begin!

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