Chapter 18: Girls are competitive
Zhang Ruolin and Luo Ran had just finished receiving the devil training arranged by the group, and when they returned to school, they had to accompany Gao Pi to "set up a stall" and shout.
Today, Tuesday.
Originally, Zhang Ruolin wanted to set aside the afternoon to supplement his financial knowledge. During his two days at the company, he found himself completely ignorant of professional financial terms and concepts.
With a black eye, he followed Secretary Qi to supervise the reasonable tax avoidance matters of several branches.
After seeing the amount of money saved, he was shocked.
Zhang Ruolin had just finished eating from the cafeteria, but Gao Pi had to drag him to the boys' dormitory to "set up a stall" on the way no matter what.
In Gao Pi's words, because he didn't understand Tai Chi at all, and the modeling on the billboard lacked vitality, no one took the initiative to ask to join the national martial arts club for a few days.
Yesterday was not bad, there were two retired teachers on campus who had turned their faces because of playing chess.
After seeing the billboard on the road, he deliberately wanted to abandon the military and plan to learn about the situation of the national martial arts community.
After inquiring for a long time, he found that Gao Pi himself could not explain the purpose and training arrangements of the National Martial Arts Association.
The two old men temporarily put aside the grievances in the chess game, and reprimanded Gao Pi with the same hatred, and then left with a scolding.
And the onlookers were directly happy.
So today, Gao Pi plans to pick a son, even if he goes, he must pull Zhang Ruolin, otherwise even if he takes off the position of vice president on his head, he will not do it.
Zhang Ruolin was tempered by Gao Pi, and after the two left the dormitory, they moved tables, chairs and benches from the classroom together and set up the stall.
After the two of them sat down at the table like clay sculptures, people began to come together.
At this time, a boy looked at it, and shouted loudly with "kindness":
"Gao Pi, the old man who played chess yesterday is here again! Have you figured out Guowu today? Don't be scolded again! Hahaha! ”
When Gao Pi heard this, he said with angry eyes:
"Sign up if you want to sign up, and get out if you don't sign up! Believe it or not, I beat you up with tai chi so much that you don't even know your mother. ”
The classmate was not annoyed, but said with a smile:
"Tai Chi? Haha Tai Chi? Yesterday, I saw in the teacher's dormitory building that Director Wang was being carried around by his wife, and his wife was playing Tai Chi, haha! ”
Gao Pi stood up and was about to go up to catch the classmate, but he was better than being agile and ran away without a trace.
Gao Pi had no choice but to sit down, and then said scoldingly:
"I said boss, otherwise let's not run this national martial arts club, I feel shivering myself, you look at other people's martial arts clubs, black and white to the playground, then hehehahaha
"If you look at us again, even if you recruit members, will it be possible to get a record player, play Tai Chi leisurely, and enter the old age in advance?"
Zhang Ruolin glared at Gao Pi and said:
"Don't do it? How can you not do it? If you don't want to do it, you can say it earlier, I'll help you fill out the funding application form, you see you can do it. ”
After Gao Pi heard this, he was suddenly a little confused, and he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't refute it, and it was true that the two had a division of labor.
Just when the two of them hesitated, Luo Ran's sweet voice came:
"Yikes! Zhang Ruolin, Gao Pi, are you two recruiting club members? How can you not call me along with such a fun thing? ”
Zhang Ruolin heard this, but he was too lazy to take care of Luo Ran, this was obviously the main one who came to join in the fun and watch the jokes.
But Gao Pi was different, after seeing Luo Ran, it was the same as losing the brain nerve transmission function, and he looked at Luo Ran in a daze and smirked.
Luo Ran continued:
"Zhang Ruolin, your way of recruiting members is obviously wrong, I have an idea, if you listen to me, I promise to help you recruit new members today."
Zhang Ruolin is becoming more and more afraid of this eccentric Nizi, and he has been pitying himself a lot in the past few days.
He clasped his hands and replied:
"No, we have our own way."
Gao Pi said with a bitter face:
"Boss, don't do it, if there is a way, it won't be today, and the entire community is just the two of us."
"Luo Ran, do you have any good ideas, come and listen to it."
Luo Ran glanced at Zhang Ruolin, and then said:
"You two are too stupid, you don't even understand what the core competitiveness of the club is, and you dare to come out and set up a stall, it's really stupid."
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Ruolin and Gao Pi were stupid.
Isn't the core competitiveness of running a national martial arts club by itself a national martial arts club? Isn't Guowu Tai Chi? What else is there?
Seeing that the two of them were still in a daze, Luo Ran held his forehead and sighed for a long time and said:
"The core competitiveness of the club has nothing to do with what kind of club you are."
"The core competitiveness of the club is the girl, understand? Is it a girl? ”
Zhang Ruolin asked:
"What do you mean by a girl?"
Without waiting for Luo Ran to answer, Gao Pi patted his head at this time and said:
"That's right! How could I not have thought of it! Aren't male students willing to join clubs just for fun? Isn't it just to meet more girls? ”
"I understand, boss, let's go to another place."
Luo Ran gave Gao Pi a thumbs up.
Zhang Ruolin was still a little confused, so he asked again:
"Where do you want to set up a stall?"
Gao Pi replied with a smile:
"Set up a stall at the door of the girls' dormitory, wait for us to fool, ah no, if you recruit a few beautiful women into the club, those men will naturally come."
Zhang Ruolin looked at the big tall man in front of him with disdain and asked:
"Vice President, is this going to work?"
Gao Pi waved his hand, and then he picked up the table and walked in the direction of the girls' dormitory.
Zhang Ruolin had to ask Luo Ran to help take the billboard, and he carried a stool and chased after him.
After setting up the booth again, there were many female students gathered around to watch the excitement.
But it's also limited to watching the excitement.
Seeing that there were more onlookers, Luo Ran poked Zhang Ruolin's waist with his hand and said in a low voice:
"Please start your show!"
Zhang Ruolin asked:
"What show to start?"
Luo Ran said with a smile:
"Of course, it's a performance of what you have on the billboard, but to be honest, I learned it last time, and your Tai Chi is really good."
Zhang Ruolin realized that Luo Ran fooled himself into coming to the girls' dormitory in order to let everyone come to watch and make fun of him.
Without waiting for Zhang Ruolin to speak, Luo Ran gently touched the ground and stood above the table.
Shouted:
"Students! Students! Come and take a look, the national martial arts club is officially recruiting members, everyone come and sign up, our club president is able to write and martial arts. ”
"Wen Ke can be exported into poetry, Wu Ke can break a boulder in his chest, as long as he joins the national martial arts club, I guarantee that everyone will practice wolf prevention techniques."
Hearing this, a few girls laughed and said:
"Classmate Luo Ran, can you let the two of them break a stone first? If we can really break a boulder in our chest, we will consider joining the national martial arts club. ”
Gao Pi had never seen so many girls so closely, and at this moment he echoed and said:
"That's right, boss, you can show everyone a show, success or failure in one fell swoop!"
Zhang Ruolin glared at Luo Ran and Gao Pi.
For a moment, Luo Ran saw Zhang Ruolin standing still.
After jumping off the table, he walked out of the crowd by himself.
After a while, he walked back again.
It's just that there is an extra stone the size of a bowl in his hand.
She slammed the stone on the table, waiting for Zhang Ruolin to perform the big stone on her chest.