L City, a certain community.

"Cain! Take control! My five kills are coming!! ”

Zhang Er excitedly approached the screen, until the mouse clicked on the hero, and an exciting sound effect of five kills came from the system.

At this time, his entire facial muscles stopped abruptly, and his heart went into arrest instantly.

With a thud, he fell to the ground.

"Damn... Five kills..."

When he was dying, he had not forgotten the joy that the first five killings in his life brought him.

And a transparent figure outside the window was watching Wang Er's body slowly collapse to the ground, looking like he was about to die.

Her eyelids jumped uncontrollably, "Does my host have to be this??" A jade strip in his hand was pinched and crushed, and Zhang Er's name could be seen on it.

She asked herself, how can she say that she is also a third-class divine envoy in the sky, although the ability is not very strong, but it is enough, this time Shenyue will elect twelve candidates, and their five hundred divine envoys will cover the entire city.

On the way here, a friend of mine had already told her that the host was a professional boxer, and it was estimated that the first trial in a month would be fine.

Look at yourself... What's this? Can you die if you play a game?

But it was the first time she had seen her die of cardiac arrest due to her emotional play

There was no way, she forced her head through the wall and walked in.

A golden light flashed, and Zhang Er on the ground exhaled a big breath.

"It's good to play games, and it's normal to be emotional"

"But how do you do it, you can be so excited to play games that you die?"

Zhang Er was stunned, looking at the woman wrapped in golden light in front of him, and he didn't relax for a while.

"Probably... Because it was the first five kills in my life just now...", Zhang Er explained.

The goddess rolled her eyes, "It's six kills, you killed yourself too"

"But this is the highest milestone in my life, and I am very proud," Zhang Er continued.

"Then your life is too sad", the goddess looked at him with disdain.

"So who are you?" , Zhang Er didn't have any excitement or abnormal emotions, and looked at the goddess and even a little calm.

"I am God," she puffed up her chest proudly, like a king.

"God?" , Zhang Er rubbed his eyes, and only then did he completely see the appearance of the goddess.

Not to say beautiful, but an incomparable temperament that cannot be described, "So are the gods like light bulbs?" ”

Click!

A small thunderbolt instantly washed Zhang Er's body up and down.

With a plop, Zhang Er knelt down, "I'm sorry... Then God will give me a young and beautiful rich woman."

The goddess rolled her eyes, "I can't make a wish. ”

"Oh", Zhang Er rolled his eyes, there seemed to be a trace of disdain in his eyes, and stood up and sat on the gaming chair again.

Seeing that he dared to ignore himself like this, the goddess said in a cold voice: "But I can let you, who have been allergic to female creatures all your life, and your soul will be corroded if you touch it, believe me, you can't stand that kind of pain."

Zhang Er's speed was very fast, and the ground was hit by his knees and made another sound.

"I'm sorry", he was very dry.

"So as a waste, do you want to change your fate?" , the goddess looked at him coldly.

Zhang Er asked with a hint of expectation in his eyes, "Can you really give me a rich woman?" ”

"I can give you superpowers", the goddess responded.

"Is it the kind of money that makes deposits bigger?" , Zhang Er's question is still crisp.

"It can make you, all your life, allergic to female creatures, and your soul will be corroded if you touch it"

"I'm sorry, please continue", Zhang Er still knelt.

"Every morning, when the sun is rising, I will give you an extraordinary superpower until fifteen hours later"

"During this time, you will get all the benefits and even privileges that the superpowers bring to you"

"Of course, with it comes bad luck and negative circumstances"

"You can have everything, the people and things you dream of, but you can also lose some things that are not useful to you"

"You can do anything, you can do anything"

"All in all, you can be the second most powerful force in this world after God"

"Are you ready?"

The goddess stretched out her hand, as if waiting for Zhang Er to catch her.

"I... It's a bit... You wait for me, I'll go to the toilet and talk to you again."

Click!

It was another small thunderbolt, which instantly washed Zhang Er's body up and down.

The goddess looked at him with disdain and asked, "Are you still in a hurry?" ”

"Don't worry, just change your pants in a while"

"Do you have any other questions?" , The body of the goddess fell gently, stood on the ground in the room and looked at everything in the room, and asked casually.

"I... Will it cost anything? Zhang Er knew that this kind of good thing fell on his head.

In general, a stupid princess is kidnapped, and another stupid brave is needed, and so on.

The goddess paused, and then said: "The divine realm is selecting candidates, you are the lucky one I have chosen, you can gain the ability to participate in the trials that appear every month, so there is no price"

"It's just that if you fail the trial, you will disappear from the world."

"But, if you succeed, you can become the master of this world"

Zhang Er was stunned, "Did you just say any particularly serious consequences?" ”

The goddess shook her head.

He asked again: "Can I resell this superpower?" ”

This time it was the goddess's turn to be stunned, "What did you say??? ”

"If I encounter a superpower I don't like, can I be sold by him to someone else, I can give you ten percent of the procedures..."

Click! Click! Click! Click!

I can't count how many small thunderbolts instantly washed Zhang Er's body up and down.

"Okay, I'm fine...", he knelt and closed his lips.

Ahem.

The goddess straightened her voice, and her cranial nerves were almost numb by the man in front of her for a while.

"Then stretch out your hands and start taking on your brilliant future!"

"I'm going to turn the clock to the morning at sunrise."

"What are the superpowers you will get today"

"With all things in the world, you can hear the translation power of their words!"

The golden light flashed, and it almost blinded Zhang Er's eyes.

In the morning, in the garden of the complex.

"I'll ask you something...", Zhang Er's helpless tone revealed a trace of exhaustion.

"Don't ask, go on your good day!" The goddess didn't know when it had turned into a ball of light, and it floated gently beside him.

Zhang Er sighed, "I didn't ask you this..."

"Is there anything else you don't understand?" , the goddess asked puzzled.

"I know everything, but why did I become a dog?"

Zhang Er stood in the garden and suddenly turned into a Pomeranian.

"You discriminate against dogs??" , the goddess's tone was questioning.

"Is this a matter of discrimination! I've even changed my species! What you're saying is that the translation of a person like me has turned into a dog in a physical sense, right?! ”

"No", the goddess's voice was crisp.

"Remember, I just told you that when you get superpowers, you will also pay some unimportant price?"

"Huh? That's the price? That's the price that doesn't matter? So what's the point of me being a dog and having the ability to translate? Zhang Er's eyes widened, and his face was incredulous.

"The price is that the more power you acquire, the greater the price you pay, and becoming a dog is just a side effect, and it will recover tomorrow", the goddess explained.

"Can I give up this superpower?" , Zhang Er has a dog face, full of life and lovelessness.

"Yes, but you only get three chances a month, so are you sure you give up the first time you get superpowers?"

......

Zhang Er sighed again, "Forget it, since it's all like this, I'll rest today anyway, be a dog for a day, be a dog for a day."

It walked aimlessly, and suddenly stopped in front of a tree, and with a crooked posture, a bright golden liquid flew down.

"I thought about 10 million possibilities, but I never thought that the first thing you did when you got superpowers was to defecate everywhere"

The goddess was a little helpless and floated upward.

"Am I very brave", Zhang Er said indifferently.

"It's a dog," the goddess responded.

"That's right for a dog, it's too tiring to be a man, it's hard to be a dog once, I have to indulge and indulge no matter what"

But suddenly, behind it, there were several barking dogs.

A stray dog, who didn't know when he came out, barked at Zhang Er, and even bared his teeth.

Lyrics: "Where did you come from,**dog cub, you ***, dare to run your dog to pee here, don't you know whose territory is here, little**you***, I***"

"I can't control your crotch *****, and the dog is born, no one raises waste, I*** your dog family is the eighteenth generation ****"

"Bi ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Why is this dog so dirty? ...", Zhang Er looked at the goddess's ball of light.

"If someone defecates in your house, I think you'll scold it dirtier than it."

Zhang Er retracted his legs, "So this is its territory?" ”

"It should be," the goddess responded.

"Then I'll kneel down and beg him to give him a soft mouth, will he let me go?"

Goddess...

"Run..."

In the garden of the community, an old yellow dog was seen chasing a Pomeranian dog running wildly.

"You dog thing! You forgot I fed you the other day! Now just for a soak of pee, you chase after me! ”

"For an animal, peeing anywhere is the same as provoking and grabbing territory, and it's far from being something you can tear out after feeding it a few ham sausages," the goddess explained.

"By the way, as a word of caution, you're a dog now, too"

"I knew these knowledge points when I was in kindergarten class! No need you to remind you! Zhang Er ran all the way, originally becoming a dog.

The running posture has not been fully mastered.

"So how long will this dog who turns his face and doesn't recognize people chase me!"

"Five hundred and twenty-one meters", the goddess said coldly, obviously not very satisfied with Zhang Er's tone.

"What the hell! Why can you calculate so accurately? He was visibly incredulous.

"Because there are urine marks of several other dogs five hundred and twenty-one meters away, and there is a war zone over there, give you a suggestion, go back and fight hard with this dog chasing you"

"The three dogs over there are quite strong, if you dare to rush in, don't worry, tomorrow's superpower should be out of your chances"

Zhang Er: "Gan!!!!! ”

Twenty minutes later, Zhang Er walked back to the place where he had peed just now, although his face was covered with battle marks, it did not have any effect.

"As the latest coronation, the dog king within a kilometer of the back garden of the community, don't you make some acceptance speeches?" , the goddess seemed to be holding back a smile.

"A dog is really the dog's thing in the world, and it actually bites my ass," Zhang Er said expressionlessly.

"So if you say something like this, is it a compliment to yourself?" , The goddess's laughter was a little uncontrollable, and even a little stiff.

"Phew!" , Zhang Er stretched out his right leg again.

"What are you doing?" , the goddess asked puzzled.

"Isn't my position obvious enough?" , Zhang Er was a little disdainful, and even had some royal intentions.

Then a bright golden liquid flew down.

"So the first thing you do after the turf is to defecate everywhere!" , The goddess doesn't know why the person in front of her, no, this dog has refreshed her brain capacity countless times in one day.

"The territory has finally been defeated, wouldn't it be a waste not to pee," Zhang Er said fearlessly.

"Then I advise you, stop this immoral behavior", the goddess was a little displeased.

"It's all become a dog, who do I show my morality to?" , Zhang Er rolled his eyes.

"Show the ants," the goddess said coldly.

"What??" , although puzzled, Zhang Er's urine still did not stop.

"There's an ant's nest under you, and you've completely flooded their home with these two bubbles of urine."

Zhang Er unconsciously withdrew his leg and asked in a low voice, "Are the ants fighting fiercely?" ”

"Not fierce, but they scold the streets"

"Stinks worse than the dead dog scolding the street just now?"

The goddess paused, "I don't know if it stinks or not, but they have a lot of ants, and this nest is conservatively estimated to have thousands."

Zhang Er took a deep breath, "That means, wait a minute, I'm going to scold thousands of ants?" ”

"Run", suggested the goddess.

"Don't run"

"Why?" , The goddess was a little puzzled, just now a dog scolded him like this.

"I have finally won the ground, and I want to protect my honor", Zhang Erzhu said categorically.

The face in the goddess light group was obviously a little puzzled, "Do you still have a sense of honor when you are a dog?" ”

"You're really going to fight with a thousand ants, are you?"

Who knew that Zhang Er took a deep breath, "As the new king here, I want to take the initiative"

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Forty minutes of barking followed, and the scolding in the nest grew louder and louder.

"The dead dog called your mother!!"

The shouting and scolding of a man on the residential building smashed on Zhang Er's body at the same time with a glass bottle.

After a while, Zhang Er, who had a few dry blood stains on his hind legs, walked back.

"So before your superpowers take effect, how much water did you drink, and after you became a dog, this was your third bubble of urine"

The goddess in the light group is obviously unable to describe her helplessness in words.

"You don't understand, it's an honor, to be a dog is to be like a dog," Zhang replied without squinting.

"Open defecation is the last bottom line as a dog"

The goddess was speechless, who would have thought that the chosen son she met in the mortal world could be like this.

"Being a dog can be a glory, have you ever been a dog before"

Zhang Er was silent, and soon said, "I've rehearsed it many times in my mind."

"I admit that there are times when God is ignorant, and I was careless," the goddess in the light group shook her head.

"After that, will this land be completely mine", I don't know why Zhang Er asked this.

"Every time you gain superpowers, they only last fifteen hours, and the price you pay is the same," the goddess took a deep breath and explained to him again.

"In other words, after fifteen hours, I have to go back to being a human being, right?"

"Yes"

Zhang Er put down his legs and looked at the sunlight through the shade of the trees, "It's a pity, I suddenly fell in love with a dog."

The goddess was a little puzzled, "Because you can defecate in the open??" ”

"No... Because you don't have to be human."

When the goddess heard this, she suddenly fell silent.

Zhang Er said again: "By the way, will the yellow dog that I drove away come back?" ”

"Not for a short time", the goddess's voice was not as cold as before.

"So what if I put some dog food here tomorrow?"

"I think it will, but it will attract other dogs."

Zhang Er smiled, "That's okay, I'll just drive the other dogs away, and I'll only give him dog food."

The goddess in the light group walked out, and she looked at Zhang Er: "Are you counting this as atonement?" ”

"Forget it, after all, he robbed his territory and spilled three bubbles of urine."

"Let's go, let me listen to the world, the voice I've never heard before"

Zhang Er looked into the distance, walking on the dog's legs, and his steps were brisk.