In fact, it's okay.,Selling cuteness has saved the world more than once.。

Back then, Ximei was the first person to sell cuteness in the Celestial Empire, then Daji, and then Bao Xi. Everyone sells a good hand, and educates the vast majority of people in the world about the great role of "selling cuteness" (some versions are incorrectly translated as "beauty tricks]. ）

Xi Shi invented the cute skills of the sick lady, Diao Chan invented the green tea double-line operation of the pure emotion extreme; Wang Zhaojun has nothing to be black, but a little natural will not bribe people; Yang Yuhuan is not to mention, the royal sister + queen + daughter-in-law + Nianxia, etc., all kinds of cute attributes seem to be found in her or in her bed.

Tell me, can't selling cute save the world?

If you can't save the world, then destroy the world!

So thinking about this question, the big countries of Central and Eastern Europe only sent these three delicate loli as envoys, which was not only very obvious, but also very reliable.

...... But the question is, is it true that in the eyes of outsiders, he is already a quarterly ghost and animal Lo Li Kong?

Well...... Of course, it can't be said that, to be precise, it should be incarnated as a male protagonist who was more popular in the early eighties of the last century for women, wild and rough to save the world, or this other world has become popular. So he sent the normal choice of (almost) all men of this era: Lori, but all of them have relatively high intelligence, and their real age is inversely proportional to their *age. It can not only satisfy the habits of the vast majority of people in this world, but also meet the needs of diplomatic power.

Well, it's a better option.

At the very least, when Cybertron was unprepared, the Blood Clan Altar threw a teleportation array out. Summoned the Blood Diplomats of the three countries, and the current relationship with these three is indeed not bad, it should be the highest among the nations.

Then, the few families that went off the rails have all come. Such a big slaughtering dragon is still a banquet with a divine dragon, of course, it can't be let go. Although I didn't have a cold or a serious view of England, even the country of Efara sent people over to participate in an international party.

Of course, it may also be because of the official sentence from Eagle Gelan: Whoever doesn't come, I will release the dragon to whom's house, anyway, everyone will die together, this threatening tone similar to that of terrorists, once upgraded to the national leadership, it will become [the spirit of a king].

Sometimes it feels very deserted, the palace is too big and too deserted. The magnificence is true, and the house is also magnificent. But it is for this reason that every time the door is opened by two attendants, it feels like you are standing in the middle of the wilderness. And in the early morning, when you step into the corridor where the decorations are placed, you can hear the echo of your own footsteps.

This is a strange phenomenon, and today Cybertron has a longer heart and puts on his pajamas. Yawning and taking a few steps outside, the attendants opened the door and stared at Cybertron carefully for a second to confirm that this was Cybertron, not Pandargon.

"Your Excellency, this is the speech of the envoy of the Efara Kingdom. He didn't say anything about the Eagle Country, nor did he say anything about his wife, but he only mentioned you. It seemed that the waiter, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, hurriedly stepped forward and said the scheduled line.

"Oh...... Good morning. He shook his shoulders and made a rattling sound of his joints. took the [National Letter] handed over by the other party, fortunately, it was written in two languages. The first is the French lingua franca that you know every word and can't understand together. The other is the lingua franca of the eagle, which is a little better.

It's a pity that it didn't attract much of Cybertron's attention, so he just threw it casually and smiled: "Hahaha...... Didn't mention the Eagle Country?"

"Yes, sir. "Also standing and serving outside was another man, Galahad. He dared to say anything: "This is your name alone." Equalize you with the Eagle Country."

"Well, I know"

“...... Maybe my facial recognition skills are not very high, but I can still tell that you are happy. Tilting his head to look at Cybertron's smiling face, Galahad asked puzzled, "Haven't you always disliked being above Mrs. Alice Field?"

Are you talking about the position or the position of the mole? though......

"Well, that's true, but that's fine. The main thing this time is a few guys looking for trouble. Enamel is the most thorny one, anyway, sooner or later there will be a war...... But this is the country of Enamel first softened. Cybertron walked to the atrium with his hands behind his back, and along the way he saw the busy servants in a hurry. In the wide corridors, these servants were afraid that their bodies would collide with a big man like Cybertron, and they wanted to bury themselves in the cracks in the corners of the walls, and half-knelt to wait for Cybertron's tongguò. Only then did he dare to stand up and leave

Cybertron watched with emotion the scenes he would see every day, deepening his brainwashing of domination and being ruled every day.

"He doesn't mention the Eagle Country, which says a lot of things, at least it's a good thing that he doesn't recognize the puppet king. That's right...... Who is the envoy of the Enamel Kingdom?" Cybertron frowned, as if he had thought of something bad: "The envoys who came a few days ago are all normal people, I hope that the Enamel Fourteenth will not have the same convulsions as the three Eastern European countries." ”

"It's the Duke of Normandy, a seventy-three-year-old male duke. Galahad added: "This time, you don't have to worry about the other party using beauty tricks, but the Duke of Normandy has a very good set." He has been in Landun for two days, and on the first day someone wanted to hang him, but on the second day he became a friend, and the Duke of Normandy had a charismatic personality, and hoped that the adults would be careful. ”

"What do you mean that you don't have to be afraid to use beauty tricks anymore...... I'm not afraid at all, right?" Cybertron was a little overwhelmed when he said this, and the beauty was ...... This so-called hero from ancient times is sad to pass the beauty pass, unless it is a heroine and a perverted hero.

"Then there are a few questions to ask your lordship, there is almost no precedent for this kind of thing to let foreign envoys live in the royal palace! Not to mention foreign envoys, even domestic ministers do not have such a special experience, may I ask what you are going to do?" Galahad unceremoniously pointed out Cybertron's stern question: "What information do you want to give to the whole of Europe? Do you want to make people think that you are indeed a person who likes women?"

“...... Alice Field's consent to this, she ...... I love kids too. Cybertron made an excuse.

"But what? is that the reason?, a five- or six-hundred-year-old child?" said Galahad, unceremoniously asking, "Is this just nonsense? What do you think of the envoys of various countries? What do you think of the courtiers who have worked so hard for you......?"

"Galahad!" Cybertron was of course unhappy with this kind of step-by-step questioning, and the most unhappy thing was that the other party was right, in this era when [aristocratic etiquette] was greater than one qiē, a kind of treatment explained a kind of honor and disgrace. If someone receives an undeserved honor, there must be a large number of people who have been insulted on an equal footing. But...... But after swelling for so long, Cybertron certainly can't stand being insulted to his face: "Shut up!

"This is not an adult's business, this is the whole New England business, my lord, have you forgotten Sheriff Shawei who just died a few days ago!" Galahad unceremoniously grabbed Cybertron who was leaving, and pulled Cybertron's sleeve crooked: "My lord, I haven't finished my words yet, why are you leaving!"

"Lord Galahad, Lord Galahad pay attention to your etiquette! This is the Inner Palace!" Fortunately, a squire stopped Galahad, and many people on the side were attracted by the sound of the quarrel, and involuntarily put down what they were doing and threw it over to watch. "Note that you are still a courtier of your lordship! Are you also a knight's behavior! Do you want to duel with your lordship?"

Fortunately, the squire reminded Galahad to pay attention to the courtesy of the courtiers, otherwise there would not have been any bloodbath.

"If the adults do not hesitate to retract their mistakes, why should I be afraid of my life?" Galahad really dared to say anything: "Women and countries, please choose one! This is my job, I must do it to the end to be regarded as true chivalry!"

"You, you, you......" Cybertron really had the feeling of drawing his sword now, and hacked the thing in front of him: "Galahad, Galahad, you are so bold! I'll kill you right now, believe it or not, you damn ...... Target...... Never mind. ”

The moment of the anger bar, Cybertron laughed angrily and calmed down, letting reason occupy the brain, and making the emotion a little more stable.

The quarrel has attracted not only the subordinates, but also some guards and high-ranking knights. It seems that he already knows what is going on here, and silently prays for Galahad, but Galahad grabbed the hand of a demon king who once hacked to death, isn't it uncomfortable for himself? Okay, next year, next year, today, on the anniversary, I'll give you something to eat.

But when everyone thought that Cybertron might not find a sword and would tear the other party's colleague with his hand, Cybertron grabbed the marble windowsill of the corridor window next to him, and desperately grabbed a handprint.

Finally, the breath calmed down.

"Damn, even if you're right! Prepare a room outside the palace and send me the envoys of Bohemia, Poland, and Hungary out! As for you, Galahad! Galahad! I don't want to see you again!" With that, Cybertron violently shook off Galahad, who dared to grab his sleeve, and walked about a dozen steps. It seems that everyone already knows that Galahad's career may end here.

"Also, remember that today's work report is not allowed to be late, I want to see what bullshit articles you have written to solve the problem of sewer pipes in big cities in China!

With that, Cybertron walked away.

Of course, none of the people present would have thought of it, or only Cybertron would have thought of it in an unknown number of years. I don't know how many days have passed, and one day, this hall that was once a prince and a general can stride through has been transformed into a new tourist attraction. Some are ordinary people visiting the scenes of the old royal family here, and next to the big windowsill is a famous painting called "The Debate between the Holy Knight and the Knight King".

This oil painting has been called one of the treasures of Britannia, and then N kings were overthrown, and each time the overthrown king (or king's head) was brought to this famous painting. The painting clearly depicts a handsome young king wearing pajamas and robes, glaring angrily at Galahad who is clutching his sleeves. The other hand gripped the marble windowsill beside the bed, and his fingers squeezed a handprint. The squire next to him struggled to persuade the king and Galahad, and the courtiers and subordinates around him either covered their mouths or tried to flee in terror. Scenes leap onto the page, and the expressions are in place.

Of course, what is more interesting is that this painting is the only one of the three that has survived in the [Coronation Eighteen Paintings]. It was one of the famous paintings that Cybertron explicitly asked to document the time before and after the coronation, and the others were either unfinished (which is normal in this day and age) or destroyed by an unprecedented campaign of destruction. Only some cultural relics that can conform to the trend of the world, even if it is against the trend, have been preserved.

The tour guide lady tirelessly said: "On May 15, 3067 after the cataclysm, it was here that the knight king triggered the first war in which the courtiers defeated the lord, but the lord received greater honor. You see, this handprint of marble on the windowsill is left by the Knight King, and it is obvious that this story may have been artificially carved, because everyone knows that humans and monsters may not have such strength. Maybe this story, like many legends about the Knight King, is more likely to be invented, and the next attraction is even more exciting, so if you want to visit, remember to buy a pass. 】

The BGM in the palace is constantly changing, and the renovated palace is very warm even in winter. With air conditioning and electricity, there is always a zài in the radio music that is constantly replaced, but many times everyone tries to go to Bourkesso, but they can't get rid of it, which is also something that can't be helped.

In the past, the palace argued, angry, and bloodied, and the palace fighting conspiracy was just everyone's beautiful talk or even a joke in the future. It's just for the future tour guide Miss smiled and said, "Come, you can enjoy the two-hundred-five pass, the assassination site and the court drama that re-enacts the assassination scene, everyone can see it. We promise to restore history, the knight king was assassinated in this brick, the assassin died in this brick, and the queen must have come in through this door. Well, in the evening, there are palace guards performing ancient knightly wars for you, which is very interesting. 】

It's just funny, how many people know about the real yàn room buried deep underground, and how many terrible secrets are not known to everyone? What happens soon after is enough to change the world, and how many people know how to deal with it.

However, when you open the historical record, you have to praise those who can write history, and they must have real skills. And the people who can continue to leave one stroke after another in history (whether it is eternal or stinking for thousands of years) are even more powerful.